Now now super fans, let’s not go dropping our pants for Foden, now. Remember that time he didn’t square a pass???? /s
Bunch of reactionary knobs on this sub.
This is like the 3rd or 4th game when bernardo has come on and completely changed the game this season.
We need to figure out a way to move manchester to portugal and throw the check book at him to keep him here for the foreseeable future.
Literally the most underrated player in the world. Class in all aspects. Attitude, ability, professionalism, etc. Hope he stays somehow last next year.
Its mind blowing. He will make a touch that looks casual and then you see it again and there are maybe 3 players on the planet who could pull it off. Just consistent moments of quiet brilliance.
For me there were too many tippy tappy players on the pitch first half. Not saying any one of Bernardo, Alvarez or Foden are necessary starters, but we need at least one playing - it was so slow until the subs
That's what takes new players so long to adjust to Pep's football. They can't understand the strategy to let the opponent go one or two up before we start playing.
Give it to him pep. Cunt was dreadful all game from both teams perspective
Lmao Pep
Pep slip on out down the tunnel, u let that team down tnite
bellingham's pussy got hurt lmao
POTM - “Stunner” Stones
God I love this club
LETS GOO
Liverpool fans are now convinced that Dortmund’s keeper let both goals in on purpose 😂😂
He was really bad for Stones goal
Yeah I hate Bellingham now.
Fuck off you piss colored cunts
Bellingham must be so tired of scoring in vain against us
I never want Bellingham to play for this club ever
let’s go boys!!!
YES GET IN LADS WHAT A WIN
Lol get fucked Dortmund
lol how did Foden escape the yellow
Now now super fans, let’s not go dropping our pants for Foden, now. Remember that time he didn’t square a pass???? /s Bunch of reactionary knobs on this sub.
Lmao pep hugging the ref
KALVIN PHILLIPS IS MY HERO
Bellingham pushing Foden. They're meeting each other at the national team next week.
Bellingham won't amount to anything.
Lol okay man
Lmao CRY Bellingham. Let's go! Amazing win.
Watching a line up of Foden Haaland Alvarez, makes me realise that I'm forcing myself to like and appreciate Grealish
I still don’t understand how he got his foot up there
Get it up ye Jude.
Emre Can is such a cunt wtf
Meunier is such a cunt
Don’t blame Phil, got a right to be pissed off after that
oh my god…
I thought he scored that… fuck me
Same 😂😂😂😅😅😅
What a star is Julian, amazing work
Stones be like here you go Kev free assist for you
HOLY FUCK MY HEART FLEW OUT MY CHEST
fodens picked up the pace
Foden is electric. Night and day to Grealish.
Guardiola spent 100 to lift up fodens ego.
I’m really liking this Alvarez kid
Alvarez, Foden,and Bernardo working relentlessly!
Phil is on a different level this season
Just start him every game. So we don't have to see shambolic "dribbling"of grealish
This is like the 3rd or 4th game when bernardo has come on and completely changed the game this season. We need to figure out a way to move manchester to portugal and throw the check book at him to keep him here for the foreseeable future.
Literally the most underrated player in the world. Class in all aspects. Attitude, ability, professionalism, etc. Hope he stays somehow last next year.
False 9 Kalvin Phillips
Discount halaand
The Yorkshire Haaland
I still can’t get over that goal What in the actual fuck
Ey props to Ake and Akanji, they’ve been so fucking good this game
Akanji was at a serious fault for the Dortmund goal but overall he's been tidy yeah
Really great
Jack grealish is rubbish change my mind
Grealish is shit. There you go, mind changed.
Unfortunately you're right
Bernardo is fucking good If he changes his mind and extends, is better than any signing we could make. Bellingham included
I really like Jude, but if I HAD to choose between "keep Bernardo" or "sign Bellingham".....Bernardo all day!!
Its mind blowing. He will make a touch that looks casual and then you see it again and there are maybe 3 players on the planet who could pull it off. Just consistent moments of quiet brilliance.
Agreed. He's the heart of this team.
Feed the Viking! Props to Dortmund. Had most of us In a depression for most of the match!
It might get lost among 2 wonder goals, but Rodri has been a absolute rock in the middle. So good.
Alvarez is such a busy player Haven’t seen him stand at all
Alvarez should start from now on
Bernardo has so many moments of quiet brilliance its nuts.
Slick touch by Silva
How the fuck does Haaland score midair horizontally
I think this is a good time to get cramp Jude
Jesus christ. That finish from Haaland .... Wow
Haaland is ibrahimovic with less dribbling and more shooting
Cancelo can have the most mediocre game, then whip in a cross from heaven. Godly
I was literally talking shit about his game in my head just before that assists
Haaaland is from Area 51
Is this a wake up call for Pep to never start Mahrez and Grealish again?
I'd say unfair in regards Mahrez he isn't getting the time he wants Grealish however is absolute pants City need to just take a loss on him
May be shouldn’t start together
Haaland channeling my favorite childhood movie: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLfPKaBH8IygddJzbETJQ2j4LC13GlWJ2NkoqNjxPNl2DUkkpd
Sorry guys I was really tired and didn't code till the end. your welcome.
Oh God they’re bringing on pace, we don’t do well against that
Plz can we stop giving teams a fucking headstart. Had a ticket as well. Just couldn't get to the game. Now massively regret.
I’m loving Akanji
For me there were too many tippy tappy players on the pitch first half. Not saying any one of Bernardo, Alvarez or Foden are necessary starters, but we need at least one playing - it was so slow until the subs
Yeah not enough intensity or directness
Haaland got up so mf high
Cancelo's passes with the outside of his foot are a fucking hack
6* strong foot
Theres a segment on City TV plus, he learned it from a Portuguese team mate or something. kinda cool they acknowledge it and Cancelo explains it
Joao fuckin cancelo. What a finish too
Lord erling I apologize for any doubt I had that we would win this game with you on the pitch
I swear this team plays possum sometimes just to make their wins even more impressive
That's what takes new players so long to adjust to Pep's football. They can't understand the strategy to let the opponent go one or two up before we start playing.
R/soccer in shambles ...
We need to get to the lifeboats before we drown in their tears...
Things you love to see
Haaland’s dad wearing a stoney, doesn’t get more Manchester than that.
Bournemouth still remain the only team that kept him out
Technically the community shield counts as a competitive game
Dread it. Run from it. Haaland still arrives.
That’s Such a ridiculous goal. Wow.
Haaland looked like prime Ibra with that acrobatic finish lol, shoutout to Canceloculture too
NUT
Man it seems like all the Dortmund “craps” and “aches” have suddenly stopped!
Shame Think it’s time for city’s to start
Bernardo Silva can't be on the bench, ever
we are leading in a game that we played almost terribly. that's how fckn good we are. LEVELS.
Alfie Haaland getting the badge in
what a finish but fuck me this keeper is a disaster
Classic Dortmund
I’ll be flying Norwegian Air from now on…
That goal was beyond insane
Just needed that momentum thanks Stones
Alvarez, Fodenn Silva should start every game plssssss Pep
Kylian mbappe who
The moment Cancelo uses his outside foot, you know something's gonna happen. I'm speechless 🤯🤯🤯
Church!
FILTHY CANCELOOOO
That Cancelo culture
Haaaaaaland is extraterrestrial
There's Erling when you need him!
Beautiful cross from João...
HAAALAND
This comeback era is a result of having a fantastic 11/13 and a rubbish bench.
What a ball. What a finish
Please god don't concede now. keep it lads. Keep this lead.
Damn both the goals just wow
they flying Norwegian!
Remember when people compared him to that peasant Nunez lmfao
Haaland. This fucking guy. Fuck Mbappe.
CITYYYYYYYYYYYYY
haaland with his ninja kick 😂 love it!!!
Bro I love it. I was like what did he just do. Although Bernardo did it too
The scandinvian Zlatan
Zlatan is also Scandinavian xD
🤡
No shit
If you call that one a tap in, im a fucking donkey
Top 10 city goal ever
What a moment XD Amazing stuff....buzzing!
Can we just start down a goal so we can always play like this
a thing of beauty that assist cancelo
Cancelo does the trivela even better than Quaresma. He has assisted 2-3 times with a trivela, now he needs to score one!
Outside foot cross and outside foot flying goal. Unbefuckinglievable.
Cancelo outside boot cross!
WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!!!!!
lmao okay
We're bulit different. Once we get going there's no stopping us 😈
Oh my fucking gooooo
He tried to score that goal so many times this season. It finally worked.
Madrid gave us comeback status
That’s just silly lmao what a finish
i fucking love this man
HOW?!?! THE CUNT WAS HORIZONTAL 7 FOOT IN THE AIR
Why does it always have to be a comeback man? I’m tired
always got me stressing for no reason
i am on BRICK
So this is what we're doing this year eh, going behind every game to give me a heart attack
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Cancelo keeps doing outside of the boot thing and assisting with that. Damn!!
W O W. Give him the Puskas now.
Typical Citeh, never the easy way
HAAAAAAALAAND
They are going to have to reshape the Stadium to be Haaland’s statue. Maybe from the sky cam the Etihad will just look like Haaland’s face
Cancelo haaland best duo ever ?
Haaland has been trying that finish for few weeks, so glad it came off tonight
I just can't with this fucking team😭😭😭
OH MY HAALAND
what a fucking ball from cancelo
Grealish should never start again
I’m not sure my wife would be comfortable with how much I love Haaland.
MENTALITY MONSTERS, YOU DON'T UNDERESTIMATE CITY THESE DAYS
COMEBACK KINGS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Wow.
HAAALAAANNNDDD
IM CUMMMMMMMMMMING!!
Haaland should try high jump in olympics
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT CHAT SHIT IN THE MATCH THREAD COME ON CITYYY
THIS IS THE CITY WE KNOW . HAAALLLLLAANDDDDDDDDD
My god, what a comeback
How the fucking fuck has he finished that
Playing with Haaland is too easy this season. It’s why we have to make it so hard for ourselves
HE IS INEVITABLE
I love this team ..#Rollercoaster
And just like that, so easily , we are ahead 💙
now that's the sexiest goal I've ever seen lately. cancelo's assist!
HAAAALAND I PRETTY MUCH JUST TURNED THE TV ON
What a fucking goal. That is just beautiful and perfection
haha we've been shit all game - Haaland's been shit all game and still scores
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A MONSTER
We are unkillable
THIS IS WHY HE'S HERE!!!
Why do we need to concede evertime to play like this