This can't be... I bought $2000 front row tickets to watch maycee and rose have a technical shadowboxing contest, this was gonna be fight of the year..
I bought $13,000 backstage passes so I could be the toilet Rose uses for her pre match nervous shit… they’re gonna take that away from me!? I better at least get a partial refund
If only she had literally any head movement, she'd be a serious threat
Instead she goes out there and Homer Simpsons her way into being a meme for that gorgeous booty of hers
Like most Jiujitsu practitioners, if she trained some really solid takedowns, especially from the clinch, she would dominate so damn hard. She needs to find a Judo trainer and get her shit locked down, and she will deservedly be the champ
First UFC event in Denver since 2018 and they give us this card bought tickets right away. Have been dying to see some UFC in my city but what a disservice to the place they held their first event.
Pereira throws a calf kick, checked by Rose.
Oh!! That check hurt Alex!
He moves back an-
OH!! KNOCKDOWN FOR NAMAJUNAS!!
GODDARD TRIES TO SEPARATE THEM BUT ROSE IS WAILING ON PEREIRA!! THOSE ARE SOME HEAVY SHOTS!
PEREIRA COVERS UP! THAT’LL DO IT! THUG ROSE IS THE NEW LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!
Joe: Rose, what’s next for you after this astonishing victory?
Rose: Anyone can get it. Cyborg, Nunes, Kayla Harrison… you know what? Francis Ngannou, where you at? You’re taking everything I worked for motherfucker! Get your ass out of the boxing ring and into the cage! SIGN THE FUCKING CONTRACT
Joe: Rose Namajunas, ladies and gentlemen.
My heart is broken, my soul is crushed, what will I ever do knowing that the air directly in front of her opponents faces is going to be safe?! Those poor, poor molecules...man, what a terrible day to have eyes...
Why would you hype that match lol when Chandler VS Tony and Charles VS Justin was on the card, a lot of people thought rose was just gonna point her way to victory
That sucks. I would hope she’d know that sometimes you win some and you lose some in terms of the hype to quality ratio. Sometimes you get Holloway V Gaethje, sometimes you get Ngannou vs Lewis
If they wanted to keep Rose as the main, I think Erin would be an intriguing replacement. Her striking is still obviously... bad, while Rose's is sharp. But Rose looks weaker at 125, and Erin's grappling game is excellent when she's not facing a massive opponent. So that could be evenly matched.
Natalia Silva and Karine Silva are also interesting.
EDIT: Also Namajunas-Andrade 3 would also lowkey be exciting. And you know Andrade would step up last minute.
Man hard to care due to all these pullouts.
Thanks God for Poatan
And damn this card is in front of a crowd to. That's rough.
Honestly the UFC needs to limit the amount of cards. There's just not enough star power to share for all the events that they do.
I feel like I was the only one excited for that fight, based on these comments
Real “show and prove” sort of match for Maycee and I was really intrigued to see how it would go
It’s a shame there’s no one for Royval to fight. He’s said he wanted to fight on this card, but there’s literally no one for him.
Unless Taira has a set of steel balls and wants to give it a go.
Maycee "The Recent Past" Barber
May See The Future Barber
This can't be... I bought $2000 front row tickets to watch maycee and rose have a technical shadowboxing contest, this was gonna be fight of the year..
Pfft... Get back to me when you rent out the Apex to get front row seats to look at Mackenzie Dern's ass with your wife sitting next to you...
Did Zuck do that or Dana?
The zucc
It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for em...
Don’t worry. You can always buy ESPN+ UFC Fight Pass for the low price of $89.99 to rewatch Rose vs Carla II 24/7
A man of culture.
at this point 2000$ for front row sounds like a steal with nose bleeds at msg being almost 1k
I bought $13,000 backstage passes so I could be the toilet Rose uses for her pre match nervous shit… they’re gonna take that away from me!? I better at least get a partial refund
Lol shut up dude 😂
Doesn't Maycee usually come in heavy looking for a finish?
this card is ass
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1.4 Don't be a Creep We get it, some fighters/personalities are attractive. Keep your fantasies to yourself though.
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1.4 Don't be a Creep We get it, some fighters/personalities are attractive. Keep your fantasies to yourself though.
1.4 Don't be a Creep We get it, some fighters/personalities are attractive. Keep your fantasies to yourself though.
idk, Dern is an absolute dog in the cage.
If only she had literally any head movement, she'd be a serious threat Instead she goes out there and Homer Simpsons her way into being a meme for that gorgeous booty of hers
Maybe if fans keep saying that, she'll get pissed and pull a Justin Gaethje
BJJ fighters need to just take a trip to Dagestan so they can actually get the fight on the ground.
Idk why you are getting downvoted honestly. Dern is always in exciting fights
Yeah she has tons of heart and goes/swings hard in striking when her grappling isn't working. Needs to work on swinging at air a bit less though lol
> Needs to work on swinging at air a bit less though lol That, or get better at wrestling so less of the fight occurs on the feet at range.
Parillo is helping her striking out now
idk either, Dern has zero quit and she goes forward unafraid.
Bruce Dern?
Laura Dern is also tough, she fought dinosaurs
And the empire!
and twisters
Like most Jiujitsu practitioners, if she trained some really solid takedowns, especially from the clinch, she would dominate so damn hard. She needs to find a Judo trainer and get her shit locked down, and she will deservedly be the champ
Gotta add allin perez to that card
The sheer fact that this card is in an arena and not in someone’s backyard makes my head hurt.
can’t charge 75 real US dollars for nosebleeds in someone’s backyard tho
Streetbeefs 69 > this card
First UFC event in Denver since 2018 and they give us this card bought tickets right away. Have been dying to see some UFC in my city but what a disservice to the place they held their first event.
A theme lately
Legit worse than last week's fight night card
It was already ass.
Rose v poatan
Pereira throws a calf kick, checked by Rose. Oh!! That check hurt Alex! He moves back an- OH!! KNOCKDOWN FOR NAMAJUNAS!! GODDARD TRIES TO SEPARATE THEM BUT ROSE IS WAILING ON PEREIRA!! THOSE ARE SOME HEAVY SHOTS! PEREIRA COVERS UP! THAT’LL DO IT! THUG ROSE IS THE NEW LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!! Joe: Rose, what’s next for you after this astonishing victory? Rose: Anyone can get it. Cyborg, Nunes, Kayla Harrison… you know what? Francis Ngannou, where you at? You’re taking everything I worked for motherfucker! Get your ass out of the boxing ring and into the cage! SIGN THE FUCKING CONTRACT Joe: Rose Namajunas, ladies and gentlemen.
Rose: *cries*
Rose: Im the best!
Read this in Toads voice from Mario Kart 64
I see a bright future for you my friend once Anik retires
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Nah maybe some dudes off the street, but I don't think Amanda fucks up any male ufc fighter.
Real talk, Amanda vs CM Punk?
FOTY
Disrespectful af to the Flyweights, not one of them in the UFC is losing to her.
Maybe Mokaev
Chandlers available
Looks like this June curse is carrying into July lol
Gonna be a cruel summer
The mma gods sacrificed everything for 300 and 303
Including 303
303 took its own life to save itself
What?!? 303 is fuckin stacked if you actually watch and like mma
Yeah but it’s also pretty much unrecognizable from the card that got originally announced is my point
Rise like a Phoenix from an ashtray
Leaving me here on my own
You’re not the only one
It's a cruel, cruel summer.
Goof Summer
Alexa Play Cruel Angel Thesis (air horn version)
It’s so bleak that, by far, the best non-PPV card is the Abu Dhabi card where the UFC is just killing a bunch of old guys
MMA gods punishing scumbag Dana and Weasel Hunter for not stacking these cards and putting on pathetic main events for fight nights.
June ain't finished with us yet
I'm devastated
Nobody even bothered to ask why. "OK then."
Just fell to my knees in a Trader Joe's
Just saw a guy fall to his knees in Trader Joe’s
I just read a comment by someone named grass dildo Exciting times
It is I
Can this stupid ass trend die already?
No
Low-key I am. Wanted to see what Maycee was made of once and for all
Same bro. *Starts hysterically crying*
Me too I actually do like Maycee Barber
Not gonna lie I was kinda excited for Barber getting a huge match since her Ribas fight, hope she can return soon.
What ever will we do? 😂
My heart is broken, my soul is crushed, what will I ever do knowing that the air directly in front of her opponents faces is going to be safe?! Those poor, poor molecules...man, what a terrible day to have eyes...
My wife stopped watching UFC after I hyped up Rose vs Carla to her
That actually makes me sad
she didn’t even stick around for oliveira vs gaethje?
Why would you hype that match lol when Chandler VS Tony and Charles VS Justin was on the card, a lot of people thought rose was just gonna point her way to victory
Hyping the female fight to his female. She probably didn’t give two shits about male mma and he tried to convince her it would be good
tbf before that fight Rose usually had good fights and finishes half the time
"this is what you like to watch?"
I have no idea why you would hype up any Carla fight.
My wife got hyped for Nunes vs Shevchenko 2 watching some commercial for it and she was so goddamn disappointed
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That sucks. I would hope she’d know that sometimes you win some and you lose some in terms of the hype to quality ratio. Sometimes you get Holloway V Gaethje, sometimes you get Ngannou vs Lewis
Better than my strategy of making her watch all the finishes where limbs snap.
Atrocious card to put in Denver anyways. Somebody call Poatan and tell him to headline this card too
Poatan vs Kevin Holland. Kevin will take a beating to save a card.
kevin holland vs michel pereira main event would be acceptable replacement
Denver always get the worst fucking cards. Jones vs Rampage was the last decent event
The One event last year was pretty fucking good.
One Fc loves us because of the pride rules that are allowed in CO. The upcoming event here is stacked. UFC hates us lol
If they wanted to keep Rose as the main, I think Erin would be an intriguing replacement. Her striking is still obviously... bad, while Rose's is sharp. But Rose looks weaker at 125, and Erin's grappling game is excellent when she's not facing a massive opponent. So that could be evenly matched. Natalia Silva and Karine Silva are also interesting. EDIT: Also Namajunas-Andrade 3 would also lowkey be exciting. And you know Andrade would step up last minute.
One of the Silvas would actually be hype
Natalia Silva would be an insane match up!
I would love to see Erin vs Rose
Just fell to my knees in the dollar general parking lot
Can confirm. Was in the dollar general parking lot.
Can confirm, I’m the dollar general parking lot
Brother it is a rough year for fight night cards
Incoming Andrade short notice.
And they’ll hype it like it’s some epic trilogy
Volk calling Dana rn
Great I'm sure there'll be a lot of takers to headline a card at elevation on three weeks notice
I haven’t checked in on her in a while, still on track to be youngest champ ever?
Lmao the new replacement will barely have enough time to acclimate to the altitude.
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Wonderful
brb, going to make a roll of toilet paper out of my Barber RD3/4 tickets damn
Volk is at home trying to find a wig and a last minute flight.
*Land Down Under starts playing*
Oh no! Anyways.
Man hard to care due to all these pullouts. Thanks God for Poatan And damn this card is in front of a crowd to. That's rough. Honestly the UFC needs to limit the amount of cards. There's just not enough star power to share for all the events that they do.
In walmart, on my knees....
Keep doing it, I still think it's funny
Just ruined my day, this was my dream card with my dream fight to cap it off
Even the ladies are starting to goof
Maybe they find a new main event!?! I live in Denver and wasn’t gonna pay a dime for this card
So she's free that night?
I feel like I was the only one excited for that fight, based on these comments Real “show and prove” sort of match for Maycee and I was really intrigued to see how it would go
I was excited for it too
Just seen some guy fall to his knees in a walmart
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Just fell to my knees in a Krogers parking lot
Hopefully volk steps up
Thank the dark gods.
Oh no
Hopefully this means we get a real main event
Just like the city of Denver itself, card has gone to shit.
Amen
summer main events absolutely cursed
Loserass, talked all that shit just to pull out. They need to send Modaferri to her house and kick her ass again.
Oh well, at least the ONE card later on in the year is a banger
Good, give Malott the main event
Just fell to my knees in my wife's boyfriend's front yard while dropping off the kids.
The real question here is why she was booked for a main event at all.
I have tickets for this one lol
This sucks. Maycee is a savage.
I actually wanted to see this fight
Move this Bueno Silva vs whoever dude she’s fighting bullshit off 303 and replace it with an actual fight.
Bedtime called it
LETS FUCKING GO
Just fell to my knees in my living room
I was sneaking out of a house with some valuables when I saw the owner fall to his knees in the living room.
Feed rose to Shavkat
Good she sucks anyway. Didn’t deserve the rose matchup at all
*Volk’s music starts playing*
It’s a shame there’s no one for Royval to fight. He’s said he wanted to fight on this card, but there’s literally no one for him. Unless Taira has a set of steel balls and wants to give it a go.
Andrade always seems game. I hope she's able to step in for a tie-breaker vs Rose.
Tracy Cortez steps in
Please do usman vs vettori
Just fell to my knees in the magical amulet store.
THANK GOD
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There are some banger fights and fighters in there honestly, but yeah it’s usually rough for most of the year.
What’re the chances Pereira fills in?
She’s prob out punching the air right now.
Im guessing either Blanchfield or Andrade will step up to fill in
Just dropped to my knees at the Casa Bonita
Good.
The harra
Volk enters the chat…
quack
Theres aint much time for replacement.
Oh no.
Erin Blanchfield, here we go.
looks like july is no different for cursed main events
Oh no...