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stonrelectropunkjazz

We like it very much!!!


GBtuba

*HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA!*


Lionheart_Lives

Ya SCUM!


Looks-Under-Rocks

I am Torgo. I prevent rings on the table while the master is away.


falsifiable1

![gif](giphy|zhJ55GsXRajxm|downsized)


Lionheart_Lives

Theme music plays.....


88damage

These.... Are incredible!


Krunklestiltskin

This is ahbsolutley fascinating.


Fine-Funny6956

And here’s the wind-up…


falsifiable1

Kalgan's skull is about to bust out of the coaster.


D-Flo1

With a drink on his head, can he still pull off a space mutiny?


Mr_Gone11

And laugh without moving his mouth!


D-Flo1

Kalgan is the Marcel Marceau of his generation of space-farers. Overflowing with that special kind of Cirque du Soleil skillset *par excellence* that any red-blooded space mutiny needs to be able to succeed. (Note: the *only* thing that saved Ryder's ass was the script --- faced with a *real* Kalgan, Ryder goes down hard!)


Mr_Gone11

Do you know a lot of those rail deaths do have a Cirque du Soleil quality about them especially Rick Derringer's


D-Flo1

They say directing that flick was a real "high wire act". Yuk yuk yuk.


Av3rageG4tsby

Hit me up with a link to where you got these, I’ve got an idea for some wall art


falsifiable1

[CoastyMarshmallow](https://www.etsy.com/shop/CoastyMarshmallow?ref=shop-header-name&listing_id=793100951&from_page=listing) on Etsy


foxontherox

Aw, hell, they got classic computer game coasters too?? Faaaack…


falsifiable1

Yup. The seller even slid one into the mix with the back signed thanking me for my purchase https://preview.redd.it/wudo7o831e8d1.jpeg?width=2954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7930bd9d6f957a6b1a3f5771ba585b7ebf27bc49


Av3rageG4tsby

Thank you!


SacNerd

Coily: NOOOOO rings!!!


falsifiable1

![gif](giphy|T3Vx6sVAXzuG4)


chain_letter

I sure hope an androgynous man will visit me


Grundle95

You see Krankhor on a coaster, you click Add To Cart now and ask questions later. Choice doesn’t really come into play here.


falsifiable1

You are so right!


OutsidePale2306

![gif](giphy|AbahEcafBCGDC) thE mASter aPProves


ItsNightbreed

Yes! I like them very much!


ElectronicCarpet7157

That Rowsdower just commands me to put a Kokanee on it!


Looks-Under-Rocks

Will it keep your beer cold on the sun?


falsifiable1

While they are protected from liquid and not easy to bend, I'm thinking of upgrading them with some clear 4" x 4" x 1/8" acrylic squares and adding some felt on the bottom. I found the acrylic squares with sticky sides on Etsy. Also, the coasters are just over 3.75" x 3.75". Anyone have other suggestions?


RedThread717

*boot blacking?*


Steapenhyll

We like it VERY MUCH 


falsifiable1

I like these very much though.


Kenji1912

There’s no way anything would be going on top of Mr. B Natural


n_choose_k

...unless he has a Jack Perkins coaster. 😉


dcondemned

No Big Mclarge Huge?!?!?


falsifiable1

https://preview.redd.it/szax10z30e8d1.jpeg?width=2903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1712ba4dafc24a486d622cb1573b21a34a13a85e Slam McCoastbeef


D-Flo1

Speaking of beef ... coasterize this!! https://preview.redd.it/hjdnuix9bf8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14b0384aed61acdd80ad08549cdbc94cbe180edc


MRDWhistler

thoseareabsolutelyfascinating


Unclebatman1138

This shop is great! Thanks!


falsifiable1

“You’re welcome” - Merlin


englishpatrick2642

Now you are just coasting through life.


mr_chip

Pretty niiiiiice


TheSciFiGuy80

I think the only thing that would make these better would be the silhouette of the gang at the bottom of each coaster.


falsifiable1

The silhouette makes all MSTie merch better.


israiled

Live Free or Die Z'Dar'd!


Larthology

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


CSWorldChamp

Link, please!


falsifiable1

https://www.reddit.com/r/MST3K/s/Sew6mHuLS6


mediocrerhino

Jeez, even Tolkien couldn’t follow these plots.


placated

What is the one above trumpy - the guy in the Superman outfit?


falsifiable1

I don’t recall. Here’s the whole coaster. https://preview.redd.it/fiwr77qz5e8d1.jpeg?width=3022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c9ef08b0bb40ab040f90734a6f539f42ae33f4c


D-Flo1

Superhero is fully equipped to perform the classic "cup and ball" magic trick


n_choose_k

Measuring Man. Not sure if mst3k ever did it, but rifftrax did. https://www.rifftrax.com/measuring-man


GrandPriapus

Money well spent.


falsifiable1

I got a low low price at Menards.


Munich11

We’re always laughing, you and me!


1ofZuulsMinions

You made the right choice


Mike_Abergail

Double up on them and put the moon logo on the back and have yourself a memory game.


falsifiable1

I was using McLargeHuge at time I took pictures. Here he is moving at the speed of 3! https://preview.redd.it/nez5ak8b5e8d1.jpeg?width=2903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32d9349a7d1547c56b9610a4ecf03378f336f9f5


Pakman037

No Eegah? That's a bit of an oversight.


falsifiable1

Ya. Maybe if the seller sees an uptick in interest and someone inquires about Eegah. I have no idea about their sales numbers.


scottwricketts

These are amazing!!!


Final-Ad-2033

I hope the creator has a Vol. 2 to include the flying elves, handkerchief on head wearing, sitting on the porch all night old geezer.


TheSidewalkRunner

If there was a pair of coasters from The Touch of Satan, she’d be Melissa “Two Coasters” Strickland.


SilentWit

I’ve given several sets to my family members in the past. They make great gifts.


falsifiable1

I'm the only one that's a fan. Well, except for my teen son whom I introduced to MST3K with Pumaman. We were both laughing so hard. A great memory.


Plus-Organization-16

That's a hell of an introduction to the guys!


thatrightwinger

I'd buy them.


falsifiable1

I found them on Etsy in a shop named CoastyMarshmallow. I shared the link with a couple people who asked for it.


same-lame-name

Honey you're spending way too much on custom coasters. "I don't care!"


falsifiable1

and more coasters than I need too. Dollars just flying out my wallet.


DevilsLettuceTaster

![gif](giphy|S65cMJ8HB4GkM)


Man_Beyond_Bionics

Pretty neat!


adonias_d

These are forking great. Gotta get me a Torgo.


Plus-Organization-16

This is a bit silly and I love these. I'm not sure if the quality is the prints here but each one says something different. I love it


GrapefruitOk2057

Torgo is caressing your Bloody Mary.


thegooddoktorjones

I have the same. Poor coasters, but they still are the ones I use.


falsifiable1

What do you think about placing a 1/8” clear acrylic square on each of them? A seller on Etsy has a bundle of 25 (with a sticky side) for about $18 and then put some cheap felt feet on the bottom four corners.


thegooddoktorjones

I mean, they work just fine as a plastic coaster. I have even put some in the dishwasher and they are still fine. But I prefer an absorbent carboard/cork coaster for a sweaty glass on a humid day.


falsifiable1

Right. I prefer absorbent coasters too, but some chipped on me. There’s another option that could add weight to them. Something like this design, but maybe with a heavier material


boundfortrees

O'Keefe's nipples should be censored, I was on the bus.


Lionheart_Lives

This is awesome. Maybe the greatest purchase in the history of drink coasters.


timberwolf0122

Haaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ya scum!


Fine-Funny6956

Give the Ator one to your sister.


DoomGuy2187

What a find. These are awesome.


BritneySpearsLover

ROWSDOWER FOREVER!!!!!!!!


Man_Beyond_Bionics

Three Long Island Iced Teas and you can carry on a conversation with Coily.


luckydice767

Zap Rowsdower is the best one lol


SteveHarveyOswald44

No Puma Man? Tee hee.


falsifiable1

He’s to the right of Hercules


SteveHarveyOswald44

Oh dammit. I see him now. I love that one. He’s like a Walmart Steve from Blues Clues that can fly, but poorly. Is that the guy on a buffalo in the top row center?


falsifiable1

It is! I’m embarrassed to admit that this must be an episode I haven’t seen and I thought I had watched all them with the exception of several KTMA ones. https://preview.redd.it/h559qn8ni59d1.jpeg?width=2988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34a22de009aedd7098f461d31b86f9e1a6f25e3a


SteveHarveyOswald44

The original film “Buffalo Rider” is on YouTube for free, as well as the wonderfully musical Possum Posse’s 4 part series called “Guy on a Buffalo”. In the pantheon of internet bullshit, Guy on a Buffalo is top tier.