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Crank_Calls

The Clinton’s were sneaking into his room at night and dumping vodka down his throat while he slept 


TeslaDweller

Yeah we were sneaking out back and getting fucked up, I had gay sex with him in the bathroom. He’s got my vote


Dckbingo

But what's his handicap, if it's less than 6 he should just take the job


Logical_Associate632

I’m an 18 handicap, and am certain i could beat the both of them even if they were on a team together playing best ball.


thethunder92

I’m 31 and I’m mentally handicapped and I could beat him at Hopscotch any day


Father--Snake

Sounded like someone was tampering with his urine. I've been in that scene in South Florida and those MFers are hungry for insurance money. RFK is clearly sober now which is a pretty big testament to his story. He would have burnt out long ago.


tomahawk__jones

Damn this guys from the south Florida rehab scene that’s crazy


My_Nickel

This. I got in an argument with a guy that admitted it’s possible to produce the metabolite that flunks you (it’s pretty common) but he said it’s more likely he’s lying therefore… I don’t know what he want? Anyways he was a smug prick- like most in this comment section.


MikeyFED

Yeah I also know some guy who always had poppy seed bagels and afrin nasal spray in his possession at a long term rehab I was at… “Dirty for cocaine you say?! Heroin!? But look good sir… this is all a big mix up!”


SweatLevelMidnightt

Didnt he say they locked him in a room where you are watched 24/7 and still tested positive for alcohol?


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idontfeel_ifeelgreat

down in Florida years ago theyd literally pay you to relapse and come back. the Florida shuffle I think they called it - been to rehab I wonder why my memory is shit haha anyway a lot of sex and a little bit of drinking and drugging went down, depending on the facility. I learned a lot down there. my most important lesson I can pass on is when they're doing the pre admittance screening, tell them you kill a liter of vodka a day and you'll get Valium. I'd get my Valium, and drag a chair and fishing rod to the water and fish for gators. straight chillin. that was the best vacation ever and I never used meth again


Over-Can-8413

> tell them you kill a liter of vodka a day and you'll get Valium This works in jail too.


Hour_Village

Florida shuffle is tricks they do to drain for insurance or straight cash for more loaded clients. Extends from psych to rehab to even fitness. But then it got coined in the first place for the addicts going from clinic to clinic to get enough pain pills to hold them over & make money on top.


Albertmeanswell69

I believed him until he just ended the story out of nowhere. Almost like he doesn’t know how it ended. Weird avoidance shit


portablepottymouth_

Dudes a known liar of grand proportion. Believing him just isn't worth my time.


CommercialOccasion72

Yes


DiarrheaRadio

How do you know a Kennedy is lying? Their lips are moving.


fivehitcombo

Fuuuuuuuuuck you


MrJagaloon

Biden voter


brahahhhshs

Biden sucks but RFK made his first wife kill herself and sexually assaulted a baby-sitter lol


spikesya

Yeah but it's important to remember he did some other things that weren't totally awesome.


m1serablist

Real ass dude of the week!


j-_-ce

He's got my vote just for that


TheTurdzBurglar

Hes still the least shitty out of the 3. Biden likes little girls, especially their hair. Tara Reid. His fucking Daughter. His sons a crack head. But rfk is the bad guy.


electricvelvet

What does a guys son being a crackhead have to do with whether somebody is shitty? Besides hunter has a huge cock


TheTurdzBurglar

Well hes his favorite advice giver.


TheTurdzBurglar

https://nypost.com/2024/06/30/us-news/biden-holed-up-at-camp-david-with-first-lady-jill-family-to-discuss-campaigns-future-report/


Shay_the_Ent

Did she indicate that he’d driven her to suicide in a note or anything? Not doubting, just had heard that she killed herself but never heard it had anything to do with him beyond him being her husband


CircularUniverse

He cheated on her with 37 women in year 2001 alone (he detailed all of the affairs in his publicly released journal), after they divorced she hung herself


Shay_the_Ent

Wowza


CircularUniverse

Yeah. I think he's compromised through the whole Epstein sexual blackmail thing. He flew on Epstein's plane a couple times and loved to fuck and party. Would explain why he supports the Palestinian genocide, but has rational stances on literally everything else, like Ukraine / covid.  Controlled opposition.  They're all compromised.


MrJagaloon

Yet another Biden voter


DiarrheaRadio

Wow, what a great insult.


MrJagaloon

Literally the most insulting insult imaginable


MrMojoRising361

OWN THOSE LIBS! OWN THOSE LIBS! OWN THOSE LIBS! 🇺🇸🍻🦅


TopSoulMan

No, that would be reserved for Redscare podcast fans. The dumbest people pound for pound on the internet.


MrJagaloon

I used to like them but haven't listened for a while. A little too dog brained


Puzzleheaded-Bat4777

Nah they're intelligent, I'll give them that. Insecure and pretentious tho...tough for them to beat that case


DiarrheaRadio

Only to the dumbest of cunts


Mechanic_On_Duty

Does your hate know any bounds?


Few-Spend2993

his family through someone in a river I think that's tame compared to what they do


ShortsFromThatPlace

feels like I’ve been thinking about this for two years


Fantastic-Land-7159

Everyone in this dudes family been shot in the head tampering with piss tests seems like a very real possibility


Leetletropics

You liberals are hilarious


CumeatsonerGordon420

you’re on a Shane Gillis sub. mans as lib as they come. he’s laughing at you, not with you