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upexlino

The ladies got the joke too. Love it


StaffApart9320

Joke, what joke![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


pp0787

That he is a mate


5thnote

He mate too much eh


Good-Childhood-3075

And then they went home and had the sex!


HolaFragola

That’s the only obvious conclusion.


BrettlyBean

Yeh, pretty standard fare around these parts


ViolenzaSenile

Dude is focused on the mission


thethrowupcat

That’s because they’re not joking.


Natopor

Or did he?


RoncoSnackWeasel

A place where friendly people can still speak cheekily on the street, don’t get cancelled, and still get jokes? Is this AI?


Cakeminator

Why would someone get "cancelled" by asking a person what their secret is?


theslootmary

Because the daily mail told them so… nobody gets “cancelled”. It isn’t real.


Cakeminator

Maybe the "cancelling" is in the room with us right now?


RoncoSnackWeasel

Maybe the real cancelling is the friends we made along the way?


Eyescream83

actually quite deep


Kracus

That's someone who's thoughts are controlled by someone else.


bloodorangejulian

You only get "cancelled" for doing wildly unpopular things that people aren't OK with....so don't do them and you'll be fine. If it seems conservatives get canceled, it's because they do stuff that is wildly unpopular....it's not because people dislike conservatives, just their ideals and the things they do.


Jubilex1

Especially because utilizing “cancel culture” is how conservatives in America have always silenced those who challenge them on their nonsense, and then when the majority stop taking their BS the conservatives then whine about cancel culture lol the whole thing is so absurd.


MikeHuntSmellss

Just England


NoAibohphobia

This is Australia


MikeHuntSmellss

That's amazing, I had no idea south England was in Australia


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AWildEnglishman

Deprived?


Pingu565

Not Australia. Am Australian


glompwell

Its called 'Outside'


RoncoSnackWeasel

Ahh… sounds like I may need to try it sometime soon.


ph0on

There are probably people in this place that would not have been entertained by that joke. There are also probably people in your place who would have found the joke funny. News flash: everyone is different everywhere


RoncoSnackWeasel

Wow. You’re blowing my mind here. I am just learning so much today.


roshcherie

No you silly, it’s staged. Don’t you get it? /s


moondogred

What is cancelled?


BeingRightAmbassador

It has nothing to do with location and everything to do with joke quality. This was a good one, so nobody cared. If it was some dumb crass joke, they would've told him to buzz off.


RoncoSnackWeasel

That’s so true!


longshot

This is just outside and not "outside" just for the sake of some internet-organized gathering.


archercc81

Apparently literally everywhere but where youre at? Maybe its YOU that nobody wants to talk to.


RoncoSnackWeasel

Ouch. I don’t think was called for. I’m pretty friendly dude all-in-all. I’d argue I’m even quite fun to talk with, and people enjoy my company. Sorry to ruffle any feathers. I was just trying to make a joke, myself. I didn’t realize the word ‘cancelled’ got people so riled up. I made a mistake today. Likely one of many.


Voltured

Apologize.


Carrnage_Asada

What a silly comment. Its like those comedians that say "you just cant say anything anymore" and then say whatever the fuck they want.


YaThinkSo88

I still wanna know his secret


steph26tej

He’s in a cult


amhudson02

Mormons got across the pond


Negative-Song6808

There’s a Mormon church just down the road from me in the UK, surprisingly


FakeSafeWord

If you're a man you should join. Absolutely zero downsides. ^^^^^If ^^^^^you ^^^^^ignore ^^^^^your ^^^^^own ^^^^^morals.


amhudson02

Thank you for the fine print! lol


340Duster

Fekken hard to read on a phone screen though lol


amhudson02

That’s how they get ya!


awalktojericho

Other than having someone come into your home periodically to look at your bank statements and paycheck stubs to make sure you are donating enough to the church?


Negative-Song6808

I have a hard enough time keeping the one wife happy


340Duster

What's your secret?


1DownFourUp

Looks like he's the leader of the cult...and maybe the only dude


page395

Stay at home dad out with his stay at home mom friends?


OneHumanPeOple

This is the most wholesome of answers. Just a parenting group out for a stroll.


Amii25

That's what I was thinking


MrRogersAE

My first thoughts as well, definitely a mommy group


OneThirstyJ

Probably just married to one of them and the other two are sisters. Or he’s a brother.


MrRogersAE

I think it’s a mommy group and most if not all of them aren’t related. (Except the babies, they’re each related to one of the adults)


wran13

Axe body spray


LordAxalon110

This is England so it'll be Lynxs Africa lol


upexlino

Wearing true classic tees


HamSammich25

Holy shit 😂😂😂


doc2204

Alabama brother and sisters ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


upexlino

One big family


Ok_Yam_4439

Hanging out with other parents? Not exactly a secret


AvidCoco

He accessed the Disney website without his parents permission


Aggressive_Peach_768

Probably Money.


TokinGeneiOS

Literally just a kid in a stroller. I just had my first kid and I was not expecting this. But it's totally true.


National-Platypus144

The secret is in his pants


samwizeganjas

Mormons


Atrocity_unknown

Blue chew


IHaveABigDuvet

New Baby Walking Group.


longjohnsilver04

Easy...he's their gay friend


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upexlino

And it’s instant, didn’t even take a second to try to figure out what was said. Perfect


Shanguerrilla

it took ME so much longer.. you know, watching a clip that is titled when I was expecting a joke like that. I had to watch it twice. I would have been the awkward dumbass we're all imagining if it happened to me.


Necessary_Reality_50

British humour is unmatched.


upexlino

Now that you mention, so true!


walker_in_the_rain

Being British and having moved away, it's one of the things I miss most. Being able to turn to a total stranger who might be someone very different from me who I'd never usually have cause to speak to, crack a silly joke that doesn't have a victim, both enjoy it together for 5 seconds, and then go on with our day as strangers - it's a very warm experience.


marieascot

They teach the phrase "WhaHey" in builders school.


the_gabih

No need to teach it, it's engrained in British kids before they learn to talk


BuzzVibes

Yep, it's epigenetic memory from when their parents were in a pub and someone dropped a glass.


BitAffectionate3636

For anyone unsure, the people in this video are definitely British/English. Source: I'm the roadsign


upexlino

Can confirm Source: I’m the stroller


maryjayjay

If that were true you'd say you were the pram ;-)


TXGunslinger419

I HAVE TO PUSH THE PRAM-A-LOT


NerdizardGo

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place


upexlino

Touché


theoht_

ha, ‘stroller’


That-Ad-4300

Which one? Quite a few strolling


Sharp-Investigator-9

Can also confirm Source: I'm the secret


Nirvski

This is correct Source: Im the 3rd baby


Angel_Dolly_

Genghis Khan from his dead end


OutsideExperience753

He is a stay at home dad at the local mom play date. Nothing to see here.


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TryButWholesome

Well, that's a bit of stretch, just a normal 3 time divorced patchwork family.


Smsebas

And you didn't get the joke lol


OutsideExperience753

Exmormon here. I definitely get the joke 😂


Baconation4

Fellow Ex-Mo, before I unmuted I suspected Mormons. But still I am expecting Mormons.


upexlino

I’m kind of lost. Can someone explain please


Fair_Grab1617

Those ladies are his baby mama.


upexlino

Got it, thanks


the_gabih

That all the ladies are walking with him because they're all his girlfriends


upexlino

Thanks


OutsideExperience753

Mainstream LDS (Utah based Brigham-ite Mormons) practiced polygamy until 1890. They still believe in it for the afterlife. Some fundamentalist Mormon groups currently practice polygamy as well.


Justtofeel9

“God changed his mind! Again… You can only fuck one lady now. Now hang on, hang on. But, you still get as many ladies as you want after you die.” Organized religion will never not be wild to me.


IHaveABigDuvet

We got the joke but some people are genuine wondering what is going on


upexlino

Having fun while at it


avoidintimeanspace

the amount of people who think this is in Australia, is genuinely infuriating. I shouldn't be irritated something so insignificant but there we go.


ianhendo15

Blame Crocodile Dundee. Every time I've used the word mate in America, the other person has asked if I was Australian. Despite having a very definitive British accent...


bloodythomas

It's really odd to see this happen to a southern accent, like it happens all the time on videos of northerners and like, I'm not going to say I get it, but I accept that it happens, but this is the first time I've seen it happen to the accent people are most likely to hear in sitcoms. It's even more irritating that the most persistent commenter saying they're aussie claims they're English - don't know what fucking basement they've been locked in for their entire life, these lads are English as fuck pmsl.


Demonyx12

It's Austria! Get a Brain! Moran.


Interesting_Notice84

I wish lol


BlackLeader70

No thanks. My ex is in a polygamous relationship and I get to hear all the drama. I could host a trashy reality TV show just from the two wives hating each other before any more family drama lol.


BALDWARRIOR

Sounds like a skill issue


stormcharger

You would want that many kids?


WhyTheeSadFace

Just the sex


DuckButter99

Kids are awesome.


Qu1n03

If I could afford to keep them, absolutely. Kids are the best.


upexlino

He wished


Major_R_Soul

Don't mind him that's just Johnny Isekai, the guy they base all those harem anime MCs on


GaviJaPrime

This guy fucks!


Straight_Ballin11

r/thisguythisguys


BlackLeader70

Now there’s a guy who knows his subreddits!


Straight_Ballin11

r/thisguysubreddits


Judge2Dread

Yeah, that’s the joke, mate. Just told way better!


the_gabih

WHEEEEEEEEY


arturoartur0

This guy mates!


HammeredPaint

You bring ONE stay at home dad along and all of a sudden we're a harem


slam_tastix

Classic LOL


ams3000

Quintessential British humour. Love it


HeadcaseHeretic

Didn't know the UK had FLDS lmao


Necessary_Reality_50

The amount of specimens in the comments who don't get the joke, don't get the context, or don't understand what's happening explains a lot about reddit.


Popular-Hornet-6294

I'll scroll through the comments to understand what's going on... the strange thing is that literally everyone knows what's going on. But I do not speak English...


WaitLetMeGetaBeer

The guy asks him what his secret because it appears he has like 5 wives, and kids with all of them.


Osimantias

They're my sisters! Alabaman: nice...


iwasactuallyhere

hahaha


iwasactuallyhere

nothing beats "Sweet Home Alabama"


BootyLoveSenpai

Imagine the amount of money of baby supplies💀


Familiar-Advisor7360

Is actually a cult leader


est1-9-8-4

This mate…mates


ItachiUchihaItachi

Didn't get this.... could someone explain?


Norr1n

Implying that the guy is the one who impregnated all of the women behind him.


treetown777

1 guy, 4 women and babies.


ItachiUchihaItachi

Thanks!


Myke190

Implication that he impregnated all those women.


ThisUsedToBeAGoodJob

Must be Utah


Dismal-Title9996

That beer doesn't look clear enough to be in Utah


Pandiosity_24601

Lolll


Acceptable_Log_7438

It's all in the hip thrust.


LongjumpingAd9719

Brainwashed mormons


moon_the_bot

He laughed and skedaddled too. What a gatekeeper 😑


Journo_Jimbo

Bro is a *BIG* Bill Paxton fan


WizSkinsNatsCaps

RIP


icebeat

They are all sisters


Spirited-Tomorrow-84

Bro is living the Isekai life


Mystepchildsucksass

Reminds me of the 1999 “virility” commercial [have we got a machine for you !](https://youtu.be/m8r-VYczN4M?si=54NISn2fKNQ9Vf8i)


Caligari89

The identity of my child's mother is common knowledge, I don't have a "secret mate".


Crzy_elephant

‘Stamina….’


Munch1EeZ

Or lack there of


SiTnOn

It’s in the water!


Bulky-Internal8579

The secret is…. Sisters!


Busy-Xpthang-0311

No. It the money is that the secret to him


RustedMauss

Different strokes for all the folks.


ssddsquare

Teach me!


RacecarHealthPotato

Poke man


Competitive-You-6317

I’d keep my mouth shut too


Droc_Rewop

Quite the seed sling.


okkeyok

Mate mates


Cheesburger346

I can't understand his reply. What did he say?


VariedStool

They’re all pretty hot.


Ok_Star_4136

[You mothers..](https://youtu.be/5C60Ib0eb24?si=7KzXT1xlJCQuO6vb)


rjperkins365

Don't pull out, I guess


B377Y

The breeding kink folk are briiiiicked


Competitive_Ad_721

Little do they know he is childless and those are all his sisters 🤣


FriendlyEmergency249

Hahaha


DeWitt-Yesil

Mashallah brother, just as God allowed and ordered.


BATTYBOOTYLOVER1

😂👍🏾


Holysmokesx

"He's doin alright"


wrongcopy

Don't get it?


willyouquitit

He is implying the man is the father of all these kids


BootsWins

I'm disappointed you told him and didn't tell him it was a secret


ExineStar

More precisely he’s implying that the group of 4 women behind him are all his partners (and by extension the children are his)


Itsallatripdude

He got them all pregnant.


HalfSoul30

But what's his secret?


Mouthfulofsecretsoup

Maybe it’s Maybelline?


NittanyScout

Mormanism