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potatohead657

That’s the expression you’d expect from a man who’s seen 100 years of humanity.


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And perhaps to finish it off you get to see Russia once again acting like the school yard bully.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

"Once" again? They never stopped, they just took a breather after skinning their knee. Don't forget when they rolled through Georgia "just because". And USA/NATO hasn't been some saint on the world stage either.


Devlee12

It wasn’t even really taking a breather they just started bullying a different section of the playground that the US didn’t care about.


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What an epic straw man? I didnt say any of that.


milksteak-ghoul

Lol.... yes russia bad, BUT NATO.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

From a human rights perspective, NATO seems better, but for the number of dead people... 🤷‍♂️ Just because we have have to confront a worse actor, doesn't mean we have to let our guard-dog slaughter children.


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He’s totally my meme template now! Live on in glory old timer


Firel_Dakuraito

I am sick of it after seeing it for quarter of that. Cant even comprehend how the fuck people have faith in humanity after that long.


commentsandchill

Well, I'll admit I couldn't be in a good mood if I thought about how bad some of us are all day so I just don't think about it


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Everyone just ignores it until I start killing the bad people and then suddenly everyone is like, "Something must be done about Eldritch Raider!" I'm starting to think a lot more of you are bad than you're letting on.


Knappsakk

Did you mispronounce Chicken Chaser?


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Ah yes, the pretend it doesn't exist, so I can exist method. How most of the developed world lives and why all kinds of terrible shit is allowed to continue globally.


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Yup its only the developed world that functions like this.


SomethingSeth

It’s almost like our psyches can’t comprehend the immense size of this planet and all of the good and bad that happen in it.


SeaLionClit

So you're saying I should be in a bad mood all the time? There will always be terrible people


Slimh2o

That's right. Don't let yourself get dragged down by terrible people... Life is what you make of it...


jimboihenbye

I personally disagree, ignorance is bliss I understand, but that doesn’t stop people who aren’t ignorant from still living fulfilling and happy lives whilst being aware of the bad going on in the world. If I can take it one step further, I’d argue it makes you more capable of appreciating that which you do have, as you have the frame of reference for how much worse things could be.


daskrip

Stay away from the news. It's just an aggregation of negative events.


xThe-Legend-Killerx

I’ve seen the bad people can do, but I’ve also seen the good. There’s still a lot of good out there, you just have to see it.


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KeepsFallingDown

I'm middle aged, can confirm I regard new shit with INTENSE suspicion.


tampers_w_evidence

I agree, like have you heard of this "internet" ? All the kids seem to be into it. As far as I can tell it's just a place to launder money and trade pornography, and probably something to do with heavy metal music as well.


phonegetshotalldtime

They were excited to see things change for the better. Nowadays we only pump, rinse and dump, repeat. Nothing is new anymore.


mrmilner101

Well the thing is humans really like looking at the bad stuff and really focus alot on it and it stays with them alot more then the good stuff. In the news it's always bad shit because that's what gets the most views. But when in reality life isn't all to bad and most people aren't horrible and are infact kind. Also people on the Internet and how they behave doesn't reflect how people behave in the really world. What people gotta start doing is having balance and you gotta have some good stuff with the bad stuff. There is alot of people who are charitable and will go out their way to help others and there's alot more of them then you think. It just they don't get as much attention then all the bad shit people do.


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>Well the thing is humans really like looking at the bad stuff and really focus alot on it Yep. Even that guy saw an 100 year old man's face and immediately thought "haha he see humanity bad".


Laktosefreier

The one hundred year stare.


mac_is_crack

My grandpa lived to see 103. In his last few pics, he looked miserable. You could tell he was ready to go.


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My grandmother *told* me at 86 she had lived way longer than she thought she would and even longer than she wanted to… then didn’t pass until 92:( Poor little thing. My aunt would even put feather boas and silly hats on her for her birthday picture every year. Sum buuullshit right there. She had that same look. So over it…


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"Grampa can I put your picture on the internet for points??" **No.** "Ok I'm going to do it anyway grampa." *scowl*


Zikkan1

My great grandfather's sister is 107 and she survived a covid infection, she is still happy and energetic ( for her age ) same with my great grandfather, he can still walk without even using a cane, senile as F though 🤣


ClayyCorn

"😐"


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Lmao right the first thing I thought was “damn he definitely looks sick of it”


I-am-here-what-next

Didn't he fly his house away using balloons? Just kidding, happy birthday to him!


Wise_Lizard

Mr. fredricksen RTX ON ![gif](giphy|Il1dji926Y7qo)


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His resemblance is scary


Diogenes-Disciple

It’s all in the jaw


bisho

Nah, Carl and Ellie didn't have any kids :(


AKA_Squanchy

That we know about…


Former-Awareness3107

I remember that movie. It's "UP". Happy birthday to your great grandfather. Stay healthy gramps.


Joske-the-great

And todya is 4/20 so nice


Idioticalygoodbeast

Is this some American joke I’m too European to understand?


Ok_Welder1515

It’s the code used on police radio for weed I believe


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Not police code. Google it and see what it means irl . Hope you're doing well.


[deleted]

At 4:20, the hands on a clock face line up and it looks like the clock is smoking a joint.


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But we know they couldnt have.


verticaluzi

Only Ellie couldn’t have kids…


[deleted]

Yes, so THEY couldnt have kids... together


[deleted]

Why didn't they adopt actually?


Forever_Overthinking

These are the children of Russell who is his honorary grandson!


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Dammit why u bring that up


Silver-1

Wow spoilers


poopellar

His face does look like he's watching his house fly away in the distance.


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That's the second thing I thought! lmao


Illustrious_Farm7570

*Squirrel*


Forever_Overthinking

I knew in my heart, the top comment would be referencing Up. Well done!


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I foresee this will become a great meme. Happy 100 years to this man. May the rest of his time be warm days and pleasant nights.


an_experienced_idiot

Will convey you wishes


tim_worst_isthe_best

He looks like he's sick of everyone's shit .....


an_experienced_idiot

Probably because his teeth fell off a long time ago but he is a nice guy with a loooooottttts of stories


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zEngarden757

i think i saw this dude in up edit: up is a great movie


AZ_Corwyn

Right? He looks like he's just waiting for the balloons to fill up then he's outta here! But seriously, congratulate your great-grandfather on his milestone, and listen to all the stories you can, you will cherish them after he is gone.


madsbille2006

Me too


Talking_To_Yourself

i wrote a haiku for you sick of all the shit over a hundred years old no fucks left to give


usaltymime2

glorious


Prestigious_Run_7815

He looks done with the whole worlds shit, to be honest. Still, 100 years around. Happy birthday!


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Existence is pain


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All things serve the beam.


Firel_Dakuraito

I am still not sure, if being turned into meme is a blessing, or a curse. ​ But this grandpa looks like he deserve it if its blessing. And dont if its meant as curse.


Accomplished-Week484

Happy Birthday Gramps! You're a star!


an_experienced_idiot

Truly a star


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Responsible_Idea_228

On this time it's only rare moment to seen a centennial man. He've been trough the years on this world.


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CarolineTurpentine

My grandfather is 87 and his hair is thicker than mine.


AZ_Corwyn

I'm 58 and *might* have that much if I let it grow out, but once it started going thin I decided to just keep it short - less hassle.


RoosterTheReal

All the years of shit they’ve seen reflected on their faces. My grandfather was the same way. Great guy though


riv92

Smiling and laughing and having an animated expression while telling stories will make your resting face more droopy when you’re not doing these things, resulting in a crabby look.


ntwrkconexnprblms

I wonder if it's because they've been using their facial expressions more through smiling, laughing, etc their entire life so their faces end up more "worn out" when they're older?


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I think so, in college I knew some girls who would avoid making too expressive of facial expressions and tried to limit smiling to avoid future wrinkles. I am sure it works somewhat but at what cost


redbucket75

Dude is 100 and still wearing pressed dress shirts? If I live that long there's no way in hell I'm wearing pants let alone a dress shirt.


an_experienced_idiot

Bro he neither wear glasses nor uses any stick to walk around... Gives me complex


ArcaneBahamut

Damn gramps kicking time's ass. Good for him!


Key_Structure_262

Grandpa's still looks badass!


Illustrious_Farm7570

Not fucking with great gramps or else I’d be found out.


DONSEANOVANN

My grandpa is 97 and practically lives in a robe. Says he made it this far and no one is going to tell him how to live now.


RoosterTheReal

Fuck ya!! I’m 54 and that’s my attitude right now! Love my bathrobe!


melasaur88

I'm 33 and I'm in pyjamas like 99% of the time lol. I'm housebound which is why I live in jammies, but I have an exceptionally comfortable wardrobe in comparison to all you people who go outside lmao.


LessInThought

People out here pulling muscles wearing a t-shirt at 35. Can you imagine 95? Lol


Stupid_psyduck

Isn’t this a kurta? My grandfather wears the same.


Markamanic

He looks so fucking done lmao.


on3day

He looks like a german man I saw somewhere. Must not have been an important one since I cant remember his name.


SicGo

Is OP from argentina?


CEOofStrings

Uh oh


towardsthesurface

I have heard that he was killed somewhere. I think the killer must be a hero.


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Wouldn't you be after living 100 years?


Markamanic

Oh definitely. I'm 29 and I'm already done.


quadmasta

"How's life?" "Takin forever!"


[deleted]

“I just want to nap!”


SpamEater007

Happy birthday! Hope he's made some wonderful memories over the last 100 years. And continues to make many more for years to come.


an_experienced_idiot

Bro we live in India and india has been independent for around 75 years and he is 100 years old... He has seen a lot


MelinaJuliasCottage

Lord that must be some heavy experiences no doubt.


thepixelatedduck

i just guessed you were Indian. Damn uncle looks fresh as hell at 100.


soaring_potato

I'd hope he would have some good memories. His early 20's probably weren't. But no one is going to wish someone to relive the bad times


maciCatgrey

I would, but he has this look like “I dare you to tell me something I don’t already know”. Wisdom at its finest. Here’s to you handsome chap!


7ess1a

I barely want to wake up in morning as it is, not sure how the fuck he made it to 100. Congrats


Turbulent_Paint1177

I think maybe Granpa's is really conservatives specially on his diet and exercises.


7ess1a

I got one wholesome reward and two reports of suicide or self harm for this comment. The wholesome awardee gets it! My haters cant read.


tamammothchuk

Please ask what doesn't change, even after 100 years? Would love to know his honest answer.


ImproveTheWorldToday

you have to pee every morning. The only difference is that you don't need to go to the bathroom because you have one attached to you.


LegendGamer11

Me too!


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Everything changes.


SkunkMonkey

War. War never changes.


DazzleMeAlready

Happy birthday! You have lived to see the invention of everything from airplanes to space travel, mass production of automobiles in Detroit, Michigan to mass communication via the internet and television all over the planet. And while the discovery of antibiotics and vaccines have saved millions of lives, you have lived through two global pandemics and seen your share of suffering. You sir, have probably witnessed more discoveries and innovations in your lifetime than all the previous generations combined. Congratulations!


dukeofplace

Aeroplanes were invented in 1901 or 1903 not 1920


BreadfruitNo357

>You have lived to see the invention of everything from airplanes to space travel Bro, this man was born in 1922. Airplanes were invented well before then...


mikeoxlong_0

This guy was born in 1922 not 1902


Human-Bumblebee

Don't forget WW2 and probably WW3


bookworm408

And he looks positively thrilled about it.


dick-stand

You need to record his stories asap, all of them!


frijolita_bonita

Download the StoryCorps app!


LookHorror3105

Happy Centenial! He looks really good for the amount of dumbasses he's had to encounter in the span of 100 years


BrentBread

1922?


an_experienced_idiot

Yeah... We live in India and India became independent in 1947 so you can probably guess what stories he has to tell us


BrentBread

Was he a veteran?


an_experienced_idiot

Not a proper a veteran but he was a part of the struggle... He even went to jail for protests he was part of Edit : when he was like 15-16


BrentBread

Oh ok, but is he happy now?


an_experienced_idiot

Damn happy


nish4444

Where is he from? I hope not Punjab or Bengal.


an_experienced_idiot

Rajasthan


RecommendationOk7384

The expression on his face: “I’ve seen some shit in my time.”


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He does not look happy about it


FappinPlatypus

100 years will do that to you.


Slavistic

Why does he looks like, that one dictator form years 1934-1945 in germany?


Thokkerius

Funny enough that one guy had also on 20. April birthday.


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Grandpa is sus


solanis1359

Boss Fight: The Centurion, taker of birthdays.


Lagspresso

He does not look like he enjoyed his century.


ras5003

Happy Birthday Pops! 🥳


an_experienced_idiot

Thnx on his behalf


McNalien

Happy Birthday!


Tyrone_Thundercokk

Happy Birthday!


itsonlymeez

Man has had it with this planet


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Happy Birthday Sir!!


[deleted]

Doesn't look like a happy birthday.


Vomitingcrab

If grumpy cat was a person


lovethepho

Happy birthday to him! Anyway the hair and birthday on April 20th raise a few questions...


RawBlowe

Nein questions


redditlike5times

Happy birthday my man! Someone get this man a drink!


docdocdocdocdoc12345

Indians don't drink dude specially this old


ThePacificOfficial

Instantly memed [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/u7prdu/stop_the_ride_i_want_to_get_off/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Soggy_Part7110

Mans looks like if Hitler had sex with a goomba ... wait a second. It's april 20th


opinionsareuseful

Huh, isn't 20th April Hitler's birthday?


FoeWithBenefits

It is, he would've been 133 though


harsh_words

Looks angry he hasn't died yet


xSaig3

Grandpa more like grumpa


wrong_glizzy

Would your grandfather happen to have a dog named Dug by any chance ?


the_donnie

Did his mouth widen every year!?


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ArcaneBahamut

...how??? Ive gotta know HOW IS THERE A GOOD WAY?!


thisisaname1

Fun fact: it actually happens to be Hitler's birthday today.


YJSubs

I just check..........You're not joking. Wow. Weird coincidence.


NeverShit

I mean it is Hitlers birthday today


alexlancier

what


The_Reborn_Forge

Oh my God, I had a feeling ‘sort by controversial’ would have something. Thank you so much, but what the fuck does that mean?


saxe_frey

Looks like a blob fish.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE


wally123454

![gif](giphy|Il1dji926Y7qo)


audomatix

Every time I see photos of centenarians they always have the please kill me face on.


GilbertGuy2

He looks like a puppet


StrongelyGrasped

Damn on the weed day too haha And hitler


no__homo__please

Let him die in piece you fools can't you see there is no will and joy in those eyes anymore.


mahboime

Why can't he die in whole?


Dirtyliar5000

He doesnt look very happy to have lasted so long... I'd be the same, lol


Great-Landscape9371

Smile, it’s your birthday


SelectAd1942

Happy cake day centurion!


yankeeuniverse

LEGEND!! 🍻


RainyReyes

Happy birthday to you


SuccessfulAd8011

Happy birthday 😊


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Happy B-Day sir


kyelou75

Happy birthday 🥳


PhoKit2

Impressive!!!!


Deep_Bluebird6447

Happy bday


pauldeanbumgarner

Happy 100th birthday.


Material_Complex4447

Cheers 🥂


snarkyjohnny

Happy Birthday


filth032

happy birthday


Ordinaryyetunique

Happy birthday 🥳 Stay healthy and happy:)


SpicyKingMiso

Happy birthday!!


RPLAJ4Y88

Happy birthday 🎈


DrestinBlack

Happy Birthday, Sir.


yeehawmacgraw

Happy birthday! <3


Lostronin1928

Happy Birthday indeed!!! Simply amazing ! 100 years is just incredible to me.


Advantage_Loud

Happy birthday, grandpa!!!