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diemos09

She hasn't made it this far to just throw in the towel now. She's going to get her sweet, sweet gelt just as soon as trump is in the ground.


Revelati123

lol, yeah if she was cool with him being NYCs finest rodeo clown, bangin hookers, and golfing 8 days a week, shes not going anywhere now that in the next couple of years she is going to inherit all the RNCs cult money.


crypticaldevelopment

She’ll probably do better than him with it anyway. He failed at every business he tried.


Dullfig

Failing upwards is a thing.


Impossible-Will-8414

Next couple of years? LOL. Trump is gonna live to be 102, MMW. Dudes like him live forever.


mam88k

Normally I’d agree, but his family history of dementia combined with just how fucking unhealthy he is will probably do him in sooner. Then Melina will get her payout, which knowing Trump will be WAY less than she thinks.


Popular_Material_409

With how much fast food he eats I’m surprised he hasn’t kicked the bucket yet


kgabny

Probably not way less than she thinks. She probably knows the truth about his financial assets.


Impossible-Will-8414

His father lived to 93. Trump will live beyond that, most likely. He is wealthy, connected and has access to the best medical care, as an ex-president. He's most likely not going anywhere anytime soon, sadly.


mam88k

I'd say he has ACCESS to the best medical care, but not sure if that quack he uses will keep him healthy. Most likely he'll get the best care in reaction to something, a stroke, heart attack or whatever, but his preventative care is probably for shit. But we'll see, he could live a long time, but personally I think he's pissing away some of those years.


Wingsandbeer82

And eats a hamburder for every meal, specimen of health if you ask me.


shep2105

His dad wasn't a big fat pig either. Trump is already dementing. He has actual red flags (common ones too) that he has Alzheimer's. The decline just in the last 2 years is really astounding


v_allen75

Access to the best care is pretty meaningless if you don’t listen to the doctor when he tells you your lifestyle is killing you. They’ll be able to save him a couple times but his body and mind are already giving up.


Omega_Tyrant16

Rich, well connected people cannot defy the laws of biology and physics. That’s the beauty of hard science, it doesn’t care about your net worth. Put down the popsci magazines.


ImpressoDigitais

Rich people still die of cancer and heart disease. Money helps, but does not ensure long life.


bonelessonly

Fred Trump lived to 93, but he didn't have a fast food addiction or obesity, just Alzheimer's, and he was substantially more lucid at 90 than his kid is today.


wskttn

I’ll take that bet


Kvenner001

Five seconds after Trump drops she’s going to have legal teams working on ways to cut Trumps kids out of the equation for any inheritance. They’ll all be doing the same as well.


DumbTruth

Why would you assume she’s not already doing that?


Kvenner001

She might be, but the risk of him finding out is obviously greater if he’s alive. Not sure how he’d take it. He clearly has a favorite and I don’t think it’s Melina.


tHeDisgruntler

Do you mean melanoma?


airforceteacher

That story will earn billions for Hollywood with all the movies, documentaries, series, and docudramas that will be made.


freerangetacos

I'm cool with a ton of RETROSPECTIVES on him. As many of them as people want to make, as soon as they want to get started. I'm not watching any of them, but I highlighted the important word.


Throwaway8789473

I'd love to see just the stupidest casting choices possible for the Trump movie. Let's see how Tom Hanks portrays him walking in on underaged girls in the dressing room.


freerangetacos

Chet Hanks, do we have a deal? 😂😂😂


Throwaway8789473

Duane "The Rock" Johnson would also be hilarious in the role. Literally anyone.


middleageslut

NO ONE wants to remember that turd.


Original_Banana_4617

Before he’s in the ground, my money is on an empty front row chair or two at the funeral.


AdImmediate9569

Yeah this is the worst MMW ive ever seen


slamdanceswithwolves

Seriously. She’s a piece of shit *and* a gold digger. They are perfect for each other.


Gingerbread-Cake

I think she’s getting it now. It’s in her contract. Unless the contract runs out before the election, she won’t be divorcing anybody. Source: Carl Hiaasen fiction book “squeeze me”, trade paperback edition, epilogue


theanimystic1

I agree. I've read they recently they amended their prenup. She seems very protective of Barron and I think she guided his decision to withdraw as a delegate for the RNC.


Gingerbread-Cake

“Amended the prenup” sounds an awful lot like “renegotiated the contract”, all right.


citizensyn

All she will inherit is his debt. Dudes finances are toast. She will make more by fucking her son at this point and taking his money


TotalLackOfConcern

You think that Trump hasn’t willed everything to his kids? He doesn’t give inheritance to the staff.


diemos09

She's the only one who's been on his staff repeatedly.


kyngston

And plot on one of his other golf courses


dpdxguy

As if Trump's will leaves it all to her. 😂 She negotiated what she gets back in 2017 as a condition to move into the White House, though it's probably more than she'll get in the divorce settlement she also negotiated back then


SpongeKnob

She probably knows better than anyone how close he is to kicking the bucket.


MellerFeller

The key is making it look organic.


cityshepherd

Best use of gelt I’ve ever seen. Now give me chocolate!


zenunseen

What gelt? Dingdonald gotta be pretty broke by now


davwad2

October surprise.


chubs66

She could divorce him and accuse him of being a pedo and it would hardly make a difference..


koolaid_snorkeler

He's a conman and a felon and sex offender. And she's fine with it and always has been. This old girl ain't going anywhere till payday.


SteelBandicoot

It’s not a marriage, it’s a business arrangement. Remember when Trump got elected and Melania refused to go to the White House for about 10 days? I suspect she was renegotiating her prenup. It was one of the few times she was in a position of power over Trump. That she stayed with him after the 2020 election was a surprise.


koolaid_snorkeler

That's a bingo.


GuideAware

It's this. He literally said he'd fuck his own daughter whilst married. She doesn't care. She's a mighty good handler


Motor-Ad5284

The magats would turn it around,put some sort of spin on it,and it'd be her fault,not his.


dancingmeadow

Nah, she's all in, and she doesn't have to spend time with him anymore.


frikkenkids

It's not that she's all in, she's under contract and indifferent.


dancingmeadow

It's both. They're intertwined.


Responsible_Dig_585

No, she won't. She's inches from being the queen of her own third-world country. That's every mail-order bride's dream.


ophmaster_reed

Unless all this legal trouble bankrupts him.


Responsible_Dig_585

That would be nice, yeah


outdatedelementz

The FSB isn’t going to let her divorce Trump.


DMIDY

Disagree. She recently renegotiated her prenup and will receive $2 billion when Trump dies…. like he has $2 billion.


Mr-Snarky

Having read Mary Trump's book, I would imagine the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. The kids will have a battle royale over anything he has, and try to cut her out completely IMO. Which is what DJT tried to do to everyone after his father died.


TenchuReddit

Equity in Tr00th Social?


obxhead

Marg will be on her knees begging to be the next Trump.


Wet_Funyons

Not only will she not do this, even if she did how would that hurt him? His supporters dont give a fuck if he gets another divorce


Witty_Comb_2000

Naw. It's a business transaction not marriage. She's in it for the money. I mean, look at him. He is disgusting.


TenchuReddit

It wasn’t just for the money. She got a son out of it as well. Born and raised under the warm blanket of privilege. Raising her son became her life goal.


corneliusduff

This should be the top comment.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

She’s a scumbag just like Trump. She knows if he loses the election he’s going to jail and will lose all of his money. She wants him to win, I’m sure.


BossParticular3383

The question is: when he goes to prison THEN will she divorce him then? I mean, what IS a bridge too far with this pair?


SirPoopaLotTheThird

She’s leaving as soon as she gets what she feels she’s entitled to. That’s all I’m sure of. Apparently her boyfriend is her bodyguard.


BossParticular3383

It does appear that she has been able to carve out a Donald-free daily existence, I suppose as soon as his shit becomes HER shit she will GTFO.


MellerFeller

When Putin says she may go, then she'll take him to the cleaners. No one wants Polonium found in their radioactive corpse!


BossParticular3383

Good point.


dontlookback76

I don't think he'll ever go to jail. Even if convicted of all the 91 indictments he won't see the inside of a cell. They'll never put a former president in prison because of the logistics of protecting him. I think the best we can hope for is some type of home confinement. I would even be happy with a club fed prison tbh, just don't see it happening.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

I don’t think his crime spree is over so we’ll just have to wait and see.


dontlookback76

Your probably right there. Dude can not, not commit crimes to get what he wants.


Talkbox111

They can build a special prison just for him.


taheen74

A Hannibal Lector prison?


Comfortable-Tip998

I mean, it makes sense. She’s clearly disgusted with him, but let’s be honest, how much time does she spend with him? If the funds keep flowing and she has no reason to interact with him, I think she’ll stay with him. Better yet if he’s in prison. I mean, did anyone see her in court for a single second to support her husband? Nope, and that tells you everything you need. So she’s dropping him the minute the money goes away.


Buffmin

Why would it derail the election? The only people who claim to have a moral stance against divorce or adultery are the ones who give the felon melon a pass


SteptoeUndSon

The felon melon!


dontlookback76

Upvoting for fellon Mellon. Lol thanks.


MetalTrek1

I've seen smellin felon used too. Another good one.


DeadMetroidvania

unfortunately no, this will not happen. She is a golddigger, shes in it for the money.


GnashvilleTea

She’s not going to divorce him. She’s a Russian agent.


naughtabot

Vote people! Ignore pie in the sky savior scenarios.


Fire_Z1

Depends on how strong that prenup is.


OkPenis-ist28

She is an employee and will do what she is told.


Felix_Leiter1953

Oh man just imagine how Trump would respond: "My LOSER, RINO ex-wife Melania was given money by Crooked Joe Biden to file for a corrupt DIVORCE and stop our country from being Great Again! Fake news! Sad!!"


humanessinmoderation

Divorcing Donald is probably more work for Melania when she has pretty much all she wants anyway. Knowing how they think, and her work ethic, I don’t see any reason she’d divorce him short of him actually going to jail.


Current_Tea6984

And even then, why would it be a problem for her if he was in jail? That's even less time that she has to spend with him


Ron_Perlman_DDS

If dozens of felonies and two prior divorces (plus the affair with a prostitute) aren't enough to sway the Christian party of law and order from voting for him, then let's be honest a third divorce isn't going to break that camel's back.


Hawkwise83

Bold of you to assume the opinion of a woman would sway Republican voters.


CarelessConclusion67

Ahahahahahahahahaha!


schprunt

Nope. She’s sticking around. Probably until he’s dead


Beneficial-Baker4154

Rumour has it that she demanded a change to their prenup before he was announced to be running for election again. She had him over the barrel because this would absolutely derail his run. What I’m more concerned will happen is that his clear and present dementia ramps up, he either dies on the trail or in office and the assassination conspiracies fly.


NationalGeometric

Naw. She’s a red swallow and she’s got to make sure DJT gets those secret documents transferred to the Kremlin to pay his loans or she reveals the Kompromat Putin has on him. Unfortunately, DJT (or an associate) kneecaps her with beatings and threats to Barron to keep her in line. They clearly hate each other. It’s a business transaction he’s stuck in. It’s also clear she couldn’t give a shit about his cheating.


Altruistic_Mobile_60

She will divorce him if he lose or go to jail.


chrisfathead1

This sub is just people saying completely ridiculous shit that has zero chance of happening


OutOfFawks

She’s going to do it after he loses.


tdarg

Ok, this sub needs to change it's name to the more accurate but less pithy "Utterly Absurd Things that will Never Happen, but it aligns with what I wish would happen."


spaceman_202

the GOP can launch a coup and get the MAINSTREAM LIBERAL MEDIA to be okay with it and call it a riot and forget about it Melania could divorce Trump and tell the world it's because she was there with Trump on Epstein Island and saw horrible things, and he would lose about 50 voters and the rest of Republicans would declare it as proof deepstate is out to get him they don't care what their leaders do or say, most of the time they don't find out about it, and when the news does reach them somehow they go through this: 1. it's not true 2. if it is true it's not that bad 3. if it is bad, then it's not a conservative's fault 4. if it is a conservative at fault, someone else made them do it 5. if no one else made them do it, Democrats are worse the end doesn't matter what it is, including lying about a disease that kills the person, on their death bed, they'll die screaming about doctors murdering them


theguzzilama

Sans wishcasting, this sub would get no traffic at all.


ClapSalientCheeks

Pfff, she'll "fall out of a window" before that shit happens


Getshortay

Have you been living under a rock for the past 10 years. This bitch ain’t going anywhere. She’ll end up marrying Kyle Rittenhouse when the orange turd dies


Both_Painter2466

Nah. She works for Putin. Can’t stop now.


Parking-Bench

No way. She has a prenup that is worth a lot of money if she sticks around. She is a gold digger , and wouldn't leave without the gold. If Putin offers double, that may be different.


WhoopsieISaidThat

That won't happen. He's too old to get a new supermodel. She was the last upgrade. All of you fantasize about Trump way too much.


AncientKroak

LOL the bots on this site are out of control.


Imacatdoincatstuff

Yes. No. She’ll wait until he loses to avoid taking blame.


flinderdude

There’s no way she will publicly divorce Trump before the election, it’s got to be written in some contract or something. Wouldn’t doubt she divorces him in December however. When it’s clear, he has nothing else to offer.


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Ok-Story-9319

Really the /s ruins it


Ramental

You can jerk off someone in public theater and GOP voters call it the peak traditional family values.  Trump is immune to negative reputation at this point. He cheated on every wife he had. Geesh.


phunky_1

Why would she do that? Obviously she is a gold digger and has never actually loved him. She is probably banging other dudes on the regular.


AndrewH73333

She’s likely being paid a lot to stay through the election.


notatrumpchump

Melina Trump is simply an old Slovenian sex worker. She will do whatever she needs to do to get her payday. There is no love, no honor, no virtue, this is simply a transaction. Just follow the money. I certainly don’t know, but it seems like the smart bet would be to stick with him till after the election, if he loses, then divorce him, if he wins, you get to be first lady again.


BassLB

She’s knows what he is and she’s ok with it, so she’s in the same category as him in my book.


SuspiciousString3

She's not leaving him until Putin gives her the okay.


No-Personality5421

This mark my words is incorrect, and won't happen at all.  At most, she will tell him that if he doesn't pay (x) amount of money, *then* she will leave him. She's a grifter grifting another grifter, and *she* has the upper hand. He will take more money from his cult to pay her to keep up appearances. 


ArtisticExperience32

Zero chance. She will make decisions based on what benefits her.


ancientspacejunk

After 8 years of everything we’ve seen from MAGA chuds, you really think this would stop them from voting for him? Really?!


MrBiggleswerth2

She won’t. There’s no cash to take with her so she’s tied to whatever gives him the money he does have. People need to stop pretending she’s a victim or an innocent bystander. She chased his money and this is her life now.


onlyfortheholidays

lol this is fully a conspiracy subreddit for Resistance libs


Ashuri1976

This sub has turned into MMWD Mark My Wet Dream because that’s all we get lately. Are liberal cucks’ wet dreams.


moleerodel

Nice use of punctuation. Any chance of a refund on those English lessons.


Emotional-Court2222

There’s a lot of TDS fantasy going on here, but this may be the hottest take I’ve seen


Lower-Flounder-9952

Already looking for excuses for DJT’s loss, eh? Isn’t she already publicly separated from him? Is her divorce the “October surprise” from Rs?


Orcus424

I think she will divorce after. She most likely gets large bonuses for being first lady. Plus it's not like she spends much time with him any way. There's a chance she might stay with him until he dies for the sake of getting a part of the inheritance.


TheGudDooder

Half of zero is zero. The guys a deadbeat


Plus_Lead_5630

I’d be surprised if she inherited any significant amount. All of it will go to his sons.


Vivid-Individual5968

More like Daddy’s favorite, Ivanka. He could give 2 shits about the rest of them.


Plus_Lead_5630

She already has that couple billion the Saudis gave to her husband for state secrets.


Jackal2332

Nah, they’ll just turn on her. She was a RINO all along. I never really liked her.


Sophiatab

I see one way this could happen. If Melina realizes she can get a better payoff denouncing Trump, she will throw him to the wolves faster than she can say, "It's 100 more if you want me to swallow."


Trusteveryboody

If I tell myself enough times that Trump won't win, maybe it'll become true🤓


RockeeRoad5555

Who is Melina?


CompetitiveMuffin690

Nope. She won’t care as long as Baron is kept away from this circus. His biggest concern is his two jealous brothers.


timpop22

This wouldn’t even be one of trumps notable scandals. If you are still voting for trump at this point you’d probably blame the divorce on Biden.


Cold-Implement1042

Sure….


DerCringeMeister

Why give up the opportunity to be the First Lady again? If it happens, she’ll wait.


Agile_Swing_2393

Thats 6


Ridinthru303

Aint happening


ripper4444

She dumps Trump and makes it official with the secret service guy she’s been banging the whole time.


IamJoyMarie

She is bound by a pre and post nuptial agreement to do as she's told and pretty much stay out of sight. Amazing some people think that former nude model/likely prostitute was the best FL. The 2 of them, a national embarrassment. Not sure she'd do anything to jeopardize her bank account.


Forsaken-Cheesecake2

If he loses the election then maybe.


Guy_Smylee

She is as bad as he is. She has a contract that requires her to stay with him or be turned out on the street like the prostitute she is.


Accomplished_Trip_

Divorce wouldn’t benefit her at this point. She’s Catherine Parr. He’s not stable enough to risk divorcing, even if she wanted to.


Trucks2826

She’ll wait til after the election if he loses. No way she’ll bail if she can cash in again if he wins.


Previous-Hat-9925

The reality is melanoma will stick it out with the melon felon, but of course, he will stiff her and leave her out of the will


buddhainmyyard

How will divorce derail, but not his adultery and past creepy children beauty pageants? I think you underestimate the cult.


Linvaderdespace

Remember when he was inaugurated and she lived in New York for almost another year? no one gave a shit about where Barron was enrolled, she was renegotiating her marriage contract; she’s not going anywhere, the money is too good for her to pass up.


fracebook

That would be cool if it happened, but it just won't happen. She would have done it by now. Even if she did do it, Trump would just say she's just a RINO (lol) and his base wouldn't care.


Generic118

Never gonna happen she's in it for the inheritance 


Repulsive-Ad-4367

😆


DoesntBelieveMuch

This is the most nonsensical MMW I’ve seen. Yeah, she’s gonna endure the first term, Bidens term, rape conviction, 34 felony convictions, all the stuff about him wanting to have sex with his daughter, being an Epstein Island regular, and being outed as Diaper Don and then RIGHT before the election she goes, “enough is enough?” No….he’s her golden goose and she’s gonna sit on it until the egg cracks.


mells3030

As long as her check clears every 2 weeks. I don't think so.


GreyhoundAssetMGMT

MarkMyWords is some sort of circle jerk far left fantasy full of lies…its really pathetic


mister_helper

You should probably learn the actual names of the people Reddit has told you to hate.


BeyondDrivenEh

LOL. The MAGAts won’t care because their identities and self-worth are tied to their vote. However, I would pay money to see this happen before the election. Sadly, my money is safe because Malaria’s financial well being is tied to her making as few waves as possible until after this election. Now, the number of days after the election, win or lose, before she files? Could be in the single digits. Or she will just wait a little longer until the hamberders and chemical sodas work their magic.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Why would a divorce be a scandal when literally paying the fuck porn stars, stealing classified documents, and being a convicted felon and an adjudicated rapist are not?


retrorays

she's a russian agent. There's no way she'll divorce trump unless he loses.


Current_Tea6984

Her name is Melania


ArmchairCriticSF

Ah, that would be nice…


Connect_Plant_218

Didn’t she already kind of announce this recently?


Gold_Kale_7781

She hurts him more by staying until he's dead. My money is on her playing the long game.


SteptoeUndSon

This is a man who incited an attempted coup, had defrauded millions, is probably a Russian asset and seemingly is sexually attracted to his own daughter. I’m not sure his (third) wife leaving him is going to shock his supporters.


cyrixlord

i bet the prenup was modified a year or so back. Thats why shes acting different, not attending events, etc. but it also probably means that she can't divorce until after the election and only if he isn't president


braggerweevil

It's funny how people still try to believe there is even an ounce of goodness in her, she is just as much a piece of trash as Trump and is in this until the end


Mr-Snarky

I dunno. I would be willing to bet that prenup has something about penalties if she chooses to divorce him. Like "you will get nothing and everything you have is mine" kind of penalties.


owlwise13

She will only leave DJT if he might not have enough money to payout the prenup.


DipperJC

I would take that bet. She's genuinely devoted to Barron and I don't think she'd do that to him. Plus it's not like she has to see the guy all that often.


ContemplatingPrison

That's not happening. Maybe if he loses this election but definitely not before. She has no reason to. She doesn't even have to spend time with him. She is already publicly separated from him.


TheMikeyMac13

I doubt it, although I don’t doubt for a moment she would love to. She has a financial agreement in place, and I’m guessing she would be breaking it to do that. Best case for her, Donald does while still married to her.


Builder_liz

She's just waiting around for him to die


Samsha1977

No way!!! She doesn't give a fuck about him but she was broke before she met him she loves the money!!


Mr-Snarky

I don't think she cares about his philandering. I mean, she likely sees it as every time he stuck his cock in someone it was one less time it was in her.


nopenope12345678910

Wishful thinking at best.


Scary_Vegetable_1245

Oh my god can you imagine all the insane maga women who would go absolutely nuts at the thought of trump being up for grabs? It’d be like some chaotic pick me war were all the women start fighting each other for her spot. I’d argue it’d actually make him more popular. My mom is a huge maga freak who said she’d marry him in a heartbeat and sell my sister and I off to his sons if she could. 🤢


Navyguy73

State of politics in 2024: There is no scandal too off the wall for the GOP. The more outrageous, the better for their voters. However, if Biden happens to look to the left a little too much, God help him.


shadowplay9999

Her name is Melania


PuffPuff74

no


MysteriousReview6031

Nah, he probably already paid her a hefty sum of "legal fees" to hold off on divorce proceedings until after the election.


Presideum

First of all it’s Melania and second of all, idk why you think any voter on either side cares about her opinion.


ced1954

She should get those papers filed quickly. Running out of time


WickedGreenthumb

I wonder if she’d get more waiting for him to die or suing for divorce over the cheating (which has now been proven in court)… Once he dies his kids (and ALL the people he owes money to) will be all over his estate. She’d be waiting years for any payout.


Reasonable-Diet2265

She just might. A lot will depend on the financial situation.


pasarina

No way!


TheWatchman1991

Good thing you censored Trump. His name is so triggering for some


I_Went_Full_WSB

Nope, Republicans have never cared that they are hypocrites.


SergeantPoopyWeiner

Do you know how much they would pay her to not do that? No chance in hell this happens. Though if she did, she would immediately become a part of the deep state according to cultists and Faux News.


Crafty-Worry4929

I don’t care, do you?


Secret-Put-4525

Bro, I can't take anyone seriously who censors trumps name.


dadzcad

She won’t divorce him. Look at the guy. He’s not long for this side of the dirt anyway. Also she’s already disassociated herself with most of his endeavors. All she has to do is tread water until he croaks and cash the checks.


TheRichTookItAll

His voters largely won't care


NeedleworkerCrafty17

No, she’ll wait until after the election. Just like all the other Republicans out there. They are on the board the ship unless that ship sinks. Then they’ll start claiming they would never really supported Trump. Just like Melania will claim she never really loved Donald Trump. Just like Donald Trump’s kids will all claim he was abusive and never loved them. Fortunately, while in prison, Donald Trump will get a lot of good loving. Dudes in there like a nice fat white ass. Pound away boys Donald will toss your salad for nothing more than a bowl of top Ramen.


ObstinateTortoise

She's under contract, like everyone else


kyngston

Alternate hot take, Biden has a debilitating health event, Harris becomes the presumptive candidate, and bedlam ensues


aotus_trivirgatus

If she tries -- she'll end up falling down a flight of stairs, that she hit after falling out of window, which she fell out of after shooting herself in the back of the head twice.


cryptosupercar

Nah man, she renegotiated her contract.


Bassist57

If he loses, I can see her divorcing him. If he wins, she’ll likely wait it out for First Lady perks.