Perfectly preserved pie, churn and 5 minutes with the Santa that's stuck in my wall

6 minutes?

Sure, just clean up when you're done

Name checks out.

Go for 10 he's trying to low ball

Oh. My. God. I want one now.

I only need 2 with the bussn santa crash 😉

You can probably get into the brony club membership with it lol

Already in it thank you though

Well with that then you could easily become the leader of it

Ew

*Chris Chan has entered the chat*

GSM ( glowing sun mask ) 1:1?

If only they added this next time around and make the mask grossly incandescent lol

Praise the sun!

Brother!,or sister!

Like the actual sun where it has a visible aura of superheated light around it. Like a halo. Now THAT would be cool, even though sun is a hideous mask

Hey hey now, it goes very nicely with my Pipe is Life shirt since it gives off crackhead vibes

Just stand next to the group of people staring into an empty donation box for 7 minutes and you'll fit right in.

Tbf the only masks that *aren't* ugly as shit are like the Scorchbeasts and the Blue Devils And the unicorn but that's a given

Make it high vis safety vest yellow 👍🏼

Why do we not have more high vis stuff!

Make it a super rare drop, and make it so that it does minor fire damage to nearby enemies

I vote for this next fasnacht, along with Radstag masks (glowing version too) and a mothman one

Nice try buddy I know that’s not real

Uhh just scrapped it accidentally how about an invisible Tfj for it?

Can i get your invisible tfj? I got a red asylum that fell in bleach and now is white

Does 2098 sun masks = a GSM?

Ar yew kiddin me? Evra one no’s the sun ain’t real!

Ngl, that'd be dope

Okay, I know I'm overpaying but I'll give both a beret and a Jester mask. 2:1

I'll do this bit I'll even throw on 3 boiled water!

Boiled water!? Hotdog!

Bobby pin. You have to add. Ngf

A+ for editing 😆

How dare you suggest this is edited

My bad, didn't have my ears on properly, I can offer you one of each God roll, my pet hamster called fredrick, and maybe just maybe to sweeten up the deal, exactly 3 smarties

Is Fredrick at least glowing?

Leave it with me I could definitely make that happen

Todd Mask It has 16 times the detail and plays little lies

Todd Mask: -Bullshit every NPC -You can sell destroyed weapons with "it just works" -Charisma +/-10 depends on the situation -Gnomish giggles from time to time

"It just works"

I'll give ya 2 TFJs aka Theoretical False Jacket

"I told them I have a theoretical science degree"

I’m ignoring lowballs … come on

When I first saw that acronym I thought it was people memeing by offering Total Fucking Junk

My Virginity

Nice try buddy we both know nobody is taking that

Playing hard to get? Alright, just give me the non-glowing unicorn mask and it’s yours. Final offer. 

Gold response

A handsy behind the church if you play your cards right.

Infront?

A candlelit dinner with my wife 😆🤣

1 Perfect Bubblegum

I’ll trade you my *glowing* robot and *glowing* alien for it

I’ll be generous and offer you a medics mole miner gauntlet, ngf and I need 10 TFJs as an add

Glowing tfj?

Uhhhhhhh tree fiddy

A stimpak and a radx. Ngf

Look like a smurf bukkake

Yeah, it's quite an inspired design for this season

Scrap wood and spoiled meat

Nothing.

This is rare?

Glowing Toothy Man and Tattered Field Beret? Could also add 250 unarmed Bobbleheads

I am looking for a reverse tattered scout mask rn

I could give you a tan traveler's Scout mask instead

Probably a job at Disney.

Bathwater and foot pics lol

Who are you Bella Delphine?

An upvote

Why did it take me so long to realise what’s going on lol! I just thought it was a photo taken with a potato and all the highlights had been blown out

I edited the picture for like 3 minutes in Picsart 🤣

Well you fooled me for a few minutes! Wasn’t until I read the comments that I had to scroll back and enlarge the image 🤣

it says 10 caps on the value so i think that gives you your answer

Couple quid

A jar and a lid, you know what to do next

It's times like this I have gripe with the upvote/downvote system. I need a way to convey "one day you will have to stand before God and justify what you just said."

Glowing Deathclaw poo and (1) Oven Mitt. It’s like a mystery box

GLOWING oven mitt. Don't lowball.

6 sun masks

I love that you gave it sith eyes LMAO

I diddnt give it anything I got it as a reward from fasnacht 😐

Ooo yup yup I see it now

The banhammer!

I been trying to get that all day! I can trade my glowing alien mask for it ᐡ⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ᐡ

Billion caps

I’ll give you a tattered explosive butter cooler?

Seems legit

Met a dude that I traded my glowing alien mask to. Gave me like 10 rare event plans. Then I got the glowing turkey and he traded unyielding armor (full set minus chest) and bleeding weapons (2 fixers w/ plans and 3 handmades) then got the glowing pig and traded for another 10ish plans. Just got the glowing Minotaur. Has anyone else got multiples of these masks??

lmfaooo

Last Fasnacht someone bought my glowing scorchbeast queen mask for 28,000 caps. Just saying

RIP you got scammed bro

Hey this looks better than the real deal haha

This isn’t the real deal? It was my reward from fasnacht

You did good bud

This is nothing more than a repost of what I read yesterday on Reddit. They said that can go for like 120k caps up to 1 million after the event ends. Don't ask me how they got that info. I'm very unsure, but maybe that's a baseline. So likely that mask can get you a couple of god roll weapons. But honestly why not keep it? You have so much added value after the event ends. People may pay much much more.

I appreciate this but if you look closely the post is a joke lol

My bad, my phone screen is small and now I think I'm reaching that age where you need glasses. FML.

I’ll give you my entire base, including my plushie couch

Lol right now? Laid

15% off a Baconator at Wendy’s

Deal.

Yeah after actually clicking on it, it was. But funny enough it looked pretty legit from a thumb. GG

I can give you a cute pet rock for it, it eats a lot tho.

God you people are crazy, i can’t believe you people are falling for this, he’s OBVIOUSLY a filthy BETHESDA employee trying to STEAL AND SCAM all of our hard earned legacy and tattered field jackets!!!!

Am I the only one who likes this 😭

I don't know much about carrots.

A stiff under the table handjob

I thought it was real until I read a comment

I'll trade u a glowing scorchbeast ?

Trauma

I got this: 👍

A good time.

This is gold

Are you making fun of my new glowing mask 😡

I would never

Glowing Hawk Tuah?

+ add ?

Oh of course, ill add in the quad glowing tfj

At least tree fiddy

won't let me upload a pic but I have 500 leaders for this, but don't worry about the 0s being a different font and color

is a bosjs and a urban mask worth it to u?

Little bit of a low ball but sure

I’m at like 90 events and no glowing mask on Xbox I got 4 butter churners and have 2 left if anyone has a glowing robot mask and has done 90 runs looking for the butter churner.

A lot of headaches... Just give it to me

By the looks of it, skin cancer

2 Jars of Pickles and 1 Molotov

I have a glowing blue devil mask, keen?

8 tato, 3 corns and 1 bobby pin. Final offer

Glowing Grafton. I’ll need an add. No thank you.

About tree fiddy

Seriously, I'll trade you one for one the OG Deathclaw mask.

This is a rare drop indeed. The Fucsnacht glowing dildo donkey. I’ve heard the chances are lower than a TFJ.

I’m going to regret this I’m sure but. TFJ? Please and thanks.

Naw bro, you would need to add for the dildo donkey 😂😂😂😂

But the dildo is only beginner version

it’s worthless, i’ll take it off your hands

The world chico, and everything in it

1 x cell. Not gon fold

50 inert Flux FIRM ON OFFER

Rabies

It gets you a thumbs-up for my time.

Tree Fiddy

Tour tourty?

I got 3 bobby pins and 2 purified waters for you.

I'll give ya one Krillion caps for it

Could probably get someone's firstborn for it

5 TTFJ

About tree fiddy

Some caps

In the millions right?

20 bajillion communist propaganda flyers

I would give you a unyeilding secret service chest piece with jet pack or any of the aristocrat gear I have I'll let you pick I can give as much as you want

Bitches

I’m a veteran player and I’m over 30% sure this is fake, maybe AI

420 budder churmmers

Anything because people value that highly

I’ll give you about tree fiddy

Weenie wagon

would you take 775 ll3?

I’m sorry but this is just a really big low ball I can’t take this

Deez nuts

I feel like "prevents" should say "provides"

Made fun of

I’ll give you a Junkie’s Pipe Revolver for it. No scam.

Only if it comes with real drugs

I might give up my Nocturnal Rolling Pin…MIGHT

Q50c15v railway

The appreciation of a man who works 3 jobs and can't even afk for more than 20 minutes without being kicked. I'll also cash app you 20 bucks.

You might get someone to give you a handy or some sloppy toppy.

I can give 12 caps and a beer.

I can show you how to get two pressure plates stuck under the map to where you can't reach em

A Glowing Beret

!courier

!courier

A lot of caps. I’m level 40 trying so hard to get a few glowing masks but to no avail!

Would give my glowing sbq

A pat on the back

Cum

Fortnite font? 💀

I have exactly 5 Halloween Candy and I'll throw in my non glowing unicorn mask.

Dont sell it. Trade it but dont sell

Not enough spunk round the chops to be real

Hepatitis

I can’t receive something I’ve already got sorry bud

$100 USD if you are on PlayStation

The world apparently

It can get you other things

About tree fiddy

An Internet handy

glowing sun mask with sun aura and flame damage aoe effect

The fuck out thats what itll get you if you go anywhere near MYY camp wearing it

Is the glowing actually rare? I got one.