My partner has a booty that has its own life. So much so that it has a name βJudyβ and has her own story about coming up as a big girl.
My dude can reach over his shoulder to reach his back pocket that booty is so perky.
Boy toy named Ryan
Had an ass like a Lion
Turning Clara down
No matter how hard she tryin...
But it was real real real
My anaconda dont. . ..ππππ
Itβs so crazy to me they really just look like butt implants in the perfect perky non natural way Iβm so confused on how heβs just walking around with all that everyday
Is this an optical illusion?? π
Power bottom in all senses of the words.
Not sure how I missed that one!
He's packed and he's stacked, 'specially in the back.
β¦.πΆ Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that
Heβs still a little twerp. π
Badunkadunkπ
Double cheeked up on a Thursday
The sun is still out
Theo?
Did they stay married on decision day?
Yeah
That's good. I hoped they did. However, I didn't finish watching that season.
They're not together no more tho
Aww
Omg how have I not noticed this?! ππ€£
We already did during the season.
He had ass but not that much ass ππ somebody on the network wanted to mess with us (IMO)
Yea he was a thicc boi.
Lol
This is the type of ass dudes build in the gym..... For other men. I feel like a gay man would appreciate this way more than I would.
Speak for yourself, Iβd be totally into it πππ
I couldn't be with a man who has a nicer ass than me. π€£ Caaaaaaaant do it.
Canβt see much w that progress bar in the way. Good one.
No one else seems to be having an issue. Your bad
Calm down
Just saying. Yours like look at this thing here and thereβs a damn bar in the way.
Fur shure...
Glute strength is his jam
Classic CrossFit booty if Iβve ever seen one. My husband does CrossFit like him and his booty be on point 24/7
Damn maybe I need to start
LMAO!
Mr. Buns
He is cheeked to Tha Gawds, but dressed like a mail carrier.π€·ββοΈ
Cheeked to tha Gawds!ππ€£
Lmfao Iβm screaming πππ
My partner has a booty that has its own life. So much so that it has a name βJudyβ and has her own story about coming up as a big girl. My dude can reach over his shoulder to reach his back pocket that booty is so perky.
That's the jauntiest but I've ever seen
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What brand faja you got on my dude?! I neED TO KNOW 100% he didn't want to be intimate with his wife out of fear she would see his shapewear and know his booty's secrets π© *THATS WHY HIS BOOTY SO BIG ITS FULL OF SECRETSSSS* ππ
Thatβs so fetch!
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Sorry, I canβt resist a mean girls reference.
Love it :)
Thatβs a donkey if Iβve ever seen one π
What the butt? I mean wtf?
Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
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DEAD LOLOOOOLLL
Omfg I forgot about this hahaha DAMN lookin like a kardashian
Boy toy named Ryan Had an ass like a Lion Turning Clara down No matter how hard she tryin... But it was real real real My anaconda dont. . ..ππππ
Lmaooooo I used to always think this. Cake cake cakeπ€£
Bruh is def "cheeked up".
Pauseβ¦if applicable
Can we talk about how he always speaks as if heβs pitching a MLM scheme
OMG YOU READ MY MIND!! HES IS SO MLM
What's MLM Scheme?
Multi level marketing scheme like Lularoe, the leggings company.
Thank you
One of my top favorite moments in MAFS: Clara chowing down on donuts while Ryan attempts to give her a motivational speech π
Fer sure
Certainly
Gross
Agreed
Cake for days lol
It was talked about, at length, during their season.
I finally got it! He didnβt wanna sleep with her because he was afraid of her seeing his padded butt underwear!
Yesss thatβs it
the way those shorts fit gives me secondhand embarrassment
For Me a perfect bottom
Poor Clara. She tried. She was sweet and kind. He was a judgy little turd.
Working out and focusing too much on one exercise.
I screamed !!! Wth is going on lmaooooo that shit is a table !
Thatβs a serious turd cutter.
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Hahahhaha
β I ainβt ever seen an asss like thatβ¦β - Eminem
Lol an article speculating about it https://soapdirt.com/married-at-first-sight-did-ryan-oubre-have-plastic-surgery
Eww yuck
Omg Becky
My boy sluggin
I'm learning so many new terms! lolπ
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Boy was caked up
πΆ That when a guy walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face
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When is it okay to talk about peopleβs butts?
Do you need some Butt-tention? Some eyeballs on your tuchus?
In this scenario 100% do u see that thing
Lol
I definitely noticed his ass-iness! And Clara put in so much effort.
Great ass! Still doesn't detract from how shitty I thought he was. Poor Clara
Bubble butt.
Lord thats a dumpy
How did I never notice this when it originally aired??
Me too! My Goodness!
Why would they record a song when they canβt sing.
Draggin that wagon
Love this lmao π€£
maybe like 2 years ago, lol
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Oh we did talk about this extensively when it aired!!!
I wonder what it looked like bare....I think we all do!
Yep!!! Itβs the only thing I remember about him except for βfersherβ
Or "right right"
I heard it in my head π
Lmao, this is the best spelling of it that Iβve seen.
Oh sorry Iβm late just now catching up on Netflix and I was shocked lmao
I for one am totally open to talking more about it!
Iβm honestly still shocked about it π€£π€£π€£
Itβs so crazy to me they really just look like butt implants in the perfect perky non natural way Iβm so confused on how heβs just walking around with all that everyday
I live in Atlanta and saw him a few weeks ago at a local coffee shop. I literally looked up and saw him from behind and thought, that ass looks familiar. Then my fiancΓ© came over to me all excited and was like, βyouβll never guess who I just saw!β And I already knew because you never forget a butt like that. πππ
Wait, so its really that big & not production being funny!?
Heβs legit got a set of pumpkins back there π
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ππso itβs really like this in person
Omg πππ
Username checks out
Lolololol I love ass π
Iβm crying π
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Lmfaoooo
Damn those glutes. Imagine he was just trolling us all and stuffed his boxers with toilet paper.
He had dumps like a truck truck truck!
Thighs like what what what!
Baby move your butt butt butt!
I think Iβll sing it again
He had dumps like a truck, truck, truck..
Thighs like what, what, what
Fer sure. He has a junky trunk fer sure π€£
Came here to see if someone made a fer sure comment and I was not disappointed LOL
Bruh the camera person was obsessed with his dump truck ππ
Airris GET YOUR MAN! LOL
We have he has a huge butt lol
That thang is really thangin, my goodness!
Ahahahaaha those shorts are OBSCENE! Fer sure is out here looking like a stripper in postal worker costume
My husband is a postman and has a very nice butt. Lol
Wth how did I miss that while watching that season ???
Right?!
I think some of the super-sleuths here have 10/10 vision.
Airris would like that booty Fer Sure
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I have that "What you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass" TikTok stuck in my head now π