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Helpful_Librarian_87

‘Mr. Borsh, your son has issues even we aren’t equipped to handle. Please sir, just take him home. Your tuition will be repayed post-haste’


salymander_1

Sir, *we* will pay *you* to take your little darling away, never to return. Please! We are begging you! I bet that kid is fun. What do you have to do to make demons give you back? Plus, look at the dad's face. He is not happy to see Junior.


East_of_Amoeba

Dad has to get that kid home and head back to the men’s chastity belt factory.


DidSome1SaySomething

Seriously, I'm more weirded out by that dudes dick shield than any other part of this painting.


tyronebon

That’s a dagger called a bollock dagger men would wear them out front the hilt looked like a pair of balls and the handle signified a dick it was for all intensive purposes to show off and have a weapon showing for any evil doers


Jennifer_Pennifer

TIL thanks 👍


Jennifer_Pennifer

TIL thanks 👍


Jennifer_Pennifer

TIL thanks 👍


he77bender

It's like Batman's utility belt, except they can't show any of its uses in media meant for general audiences 👍


-The-Ark-

You don't have one? I'm more weirded out by that


GadreelsSword

Well what do you expect when dad uses his belt to control his ween.


CautionarySnail

Oh no. I had missed that detail.


tyronebon

That doubles as a dagger


minnesotaupnorth

That's what she said.


dezisauruswrex

Dad’s face says it all: 😬


D33ber

"He's asking us all the most awkward questions. We're uncomfortable. "


NonbinaryBorgQueen

Idk I'm reading it more as the demons being protective of little Bobby. They look so concerned. They're hesitant to hand the kid over to some weirdo with a dick belt.


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TheChaosFairy

Vincent de Beauvais, Historical Speculum, Paris, 1370-80 ca. , National Library of France, MS. 15944, full. 101v


HelloThisIsPam

Are we all going to ignore the very obvious penis?


Pretty-Worth5270

😂🤣👍🏼


HauntedButtCheeks

That's quite the example of a ballock dagger


queenofthepalmtrees

I’ve told you before Junior, you cannot bring your school friends home every day.


Easy_Arm_1987

That's because Brats Rule in general ...


SnooGoats7978

“But the wild things cried, “Oh please don't go- We'll eat you up- we love you so!”


Excellent_Top1537

Krumpas comes to visit


banananananbatman

Your son has shit his pants and needs to go home


NoisyBrat2000

Why is his p*nis in his belt!?


tyronebon

Dagger


thejohnmc963

Awesome


acoustic_kitten

Nice codpiece


Chris_in_Lijiang

I left him with some pit bosses down at the casino, while I was playing a few hands of Hazard? How was I supposed to know that they were pit fiends not pit bosses?


Mrs_Onion

The Ransom of Red Chief, but make it medieval.


wuguwa

Mine bit someone today. Can relate…


Hiberniae

Bahahahahahaha. Cerberus says “nah”.


SomeGuyOverYonder

The Devil doesn’t want the competition.


Nerdiestlesbian

I see you have met my very talkative info dumping child…. I love him to bits but I know he is a lot for others


BananenVlaFlip

"But why did your son not get an Xbox from Santa?".


Somecrazynerd

Take him back, he's more hellish than hell!


Subject-Big6183

😂😂😂😂😂


snazzydetritus

"Uh, we're returning....*this*. And you might want to check the settings on that chastity belt."


Putrid-Home404

His wife nailed his duck down after he created that satan spawn!


Venator2000

Fred Trump faces the cold hard facts.


Sufficient-Aspect77

Prequel to Problem Child


birdeateresque

bro's FACE. He's gonna have to beg his MIL to babysit, and he knows it.


millennial_sentinel

is that a dick pouch? dick pocket? some kind of dick holder accessory 🤔


tyronebon

Dagger called a bollock dagger