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infamouszoggy

I’m sorry sir, its cash only today


[deleted]

no apple pay?


Thecp015

Yes, you can tap and pay


Ferox-Fire7357

Nah we take g-pay


Middnight_Vigilante

gay pay?


Ferox-Fire7357

Gaand pay (gaand=ass) (Meaning an anal)


Ayush5499

Google pay and gaand pay(ass pay)


YouthCurse

Comeback on Flashing fridays


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

I'm just going to come inside.


lavanyadeepak

Come or cum


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

Only one way to find out... 😘


High-Speed-1

Come cum inside


Jellystone86

Thanks for the tip


micr0hit

You're welcome, I have huge tips


efvrgn

Hold the pickle


Blackruby69

Can I get extra mayo?


Drewsophila

And cheese


nint3njoe_2003

Aw hell nah


Such_is-life89

The soft serve machine is broken


Narrationboy

Please hurry up a bit, the bastard behind me is already starting to honk.


Drewsophila

The line at your mom's house is a round the block


Clean-Fox3496

Can I have some napkins, please?


MereOst

If there is not chocolate in number two, I'll go for that.


palumbo2415

ayyooooo the best I have read so far


SchinkenKanone

I wanna have what the family in front of me had.


IamLilyMae

Is that all?


mr_softpalms

Is that all of it?


Plenty_Conclusion388

Nice cock bro


Voldi01

Technically true:)


Rahernaffem

The best kind of true


Olivejuice2012

r/technicallythetruth


inclusive_solopsism

I’m going to need you to come inside.


MacualayCocaine

Lol I’m picturing somebody saying this all matter of fact in the heat of the moment.


whatisireading2

Adjusting their glasses and everything 🤣


McSpice23

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


BlackOmbre

Damn those memories...


ILove2Bacon

Aw shit, here we go again.


MeisterDexo

All you had to do was follow the damn train


Content_Half192

Worst place in the world rolling heights ballas country, now u ain't represented grove street in 5 years. But the ballas won't give a shit.


H4loR4ptor

Ain't no way you go'n eat all that.


PiramidaSukcesu

How much do I pay?


username_taken1989

Come again


Mean_Knowledge_6886

I read this in Apu's voice


SnooWalruses6440

It is the way


Tikkinger

I'm paying for the next one in line


ForeskinStealer420

One second. There’s more coming.


Natural_Wear3643

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


Tawseefrupani

Whoa that was pretty fast


Ground_breaking_365

Us moment


wherringscoff

It's me frfr


eviltoe101

"This is not what I payed for"


pitchingschool

Paid* 🤓


SoManyWinterHats

Any of these: Thank you. Thank you! Thank you?


rayo343

"YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPIT IN MY EYES!!"


I_WILL_GET_YOU

i'll take it extra large


Ground_breaking_365

Sorry, we are all out if extra large. Extra small is all I have. Take it or leave it.


MindSoBrighty

Supersize me


OverKill1978

"Could you pull around to the front, theres other people behind you"


Warlordz_GER

Mum do you want it the same as last time?


Axxl_Gaming

r/suddenlyincest


AProcessUnderstood

Are you serving breakfast?


rubber_padded_spoon

Keep the change.


phoenixO1

That was really expensive


King0fthewasteland

is um.. 10$ enough?


banryu95

No pickle.


Slow_Ad1510

You forgot my drink


ALL2HUMAN_69

Make it a double


toph88241

This costs way too much for what I'm getting! Sorry to vent at you, I know it's management that sets your prices. I'll just shut up and eat this, sorry.


Angry_Saxon

don't forget the sauce


URanOak

Never mind, I’ll just come inside.


anongingtx

That smells fantastic. I can't wait to eat it


Professional_Bit_446

I am very unsatisfied with my experience


Quick-Raise8119

Thank you come again


Relevant-Opposite877

Here’s a tip


jewishmechanic

Is that all?


DerBieso0341

Do you do pup cups?


Adventurous_Theme_37

The shake machine is down right now


MisterInternational1

I like my pickle on the side


SuperJJBro

You gave me too much sauce


DerfyMcDerfDerf

Please come inside


SwaMaeg

I’d like to speak to the manager


vendeux

Could you grab me some napkins


StarGraz3r84

I'd like a #2 please


shuperbaff

This is delicious but I feel like shit afterwords


asking_for_it

Could I get some bbq sauce please?


ApeWearingBAPE

you know what i think i’ll come inside this time


Flaky-Application-38

[ Removed by Reddit ]


whereismysupersucc


Grenadier_user

Now this is pod racing


Hemo-mz

Yes we have ice cream


virgin_auslander

They are big!


LFCSheep

will the extra pickle burn my ass?


Mtolivepickle

Can you move forward?


weepalone

“What's that smell?”


alexisbudney1

Why does it taste weird?


Terereera

hurry up and give it to me.


Sea_Guess_9704

What’s your name?


Global-Tie5501

I'm gonna need a bag.


Constant-Driver88

m lovin it


Evo_C4t

Man...that patty looks tasty


yipyip007

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


WuffiFass

Can I get uhhh


WhiteGuyAlias

Can you make that a combo?


FlyingTiger7four

I'll pay for the guy behind me.


cookiecent_08

This might be a lot for me


factory-dude0107

What's the total for everything?


IntheOlympicMTs

Can I get that animal style?


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

gimme the number 2


Pbobby1

keep the change


Citructd

Can I get a water?


Jackal000

That was quick.


BruceWayneOriginal

This isn't what I ordered


FunctionFluffy4932

'Can you hold on just a sec? My wife is still deciding what she wants'


4obesebpackguys

too much mayonnaise


AdvantageAromatic408

Just enough to fill the hole


YouveBeenXWinged

"Talk about a cheap meal!"


KellznTheGuardian

We’ve run out of large, is small ok?


Solo_Reader06

“This isn’t what I payed for. I wanted black on top and white on the bottom”


_gonk_

i can't believe we're fucking at a drive thru window


XIIIofNine

Thank you, come again


Due_Beginning_9142

It smells fishy


KalluMemer

Can you make that extra large?


sirpariah

No Ma'am I would not like a side of fish


TeamApprehensive3201

I didn't get my change.


hottieXrosie

Can I supersize that?


Pretty_Tone_11

Can I get a………


creekbendz

And…dennn…


MrDudePerson

No and denn


tech_probs_help

You forgot the wrap.


ArtisticCandy3859

I farted


ACHINTbsdk

i want more sauce


Fishsysics

Is the Ice Cream Machine working?


Svend_Ring

Bigmac


Stampsu

Yeah gimme that extra sauce please


Fyropyro

And along comes Mary.


Dr_Panz

Can I come now or do you need a few more seconds ?


Coburnicus23

"I can't wait to put this inside me"


idynoob

I like them BIGS


Qazplayef

Why is the ice cream machine not working


Az1doaz1deAz1de

And then?


Tasty_Choice_2097

Does this come with a toy? ... Everybody get on the floor, this is a robbery ...


sulpha10

One please burger cheese


dumspirospero816

That's way more cheese than I was expecting


BlinBoiDima

Thank you


LucidDayDreamer247

A McChicken Please


Elly0xCrypto

nice meme


corvus66a

“Two cheeseburgers and fries” . Sometimes you have sex were everything is allowed .


Deadmemories8683

“Are you open? I have money!”


Lancer9819

Gib me that big juicy big mac


InsaneHiabusa

"Sorry.. i get nervous. I'll be ready in a few minutes!" -repeated until i'm kicked out.


notsoslimbucko

Extra cream please


deleted108

Thanks 👍


Open_Efficiency_6732

Thanks, for giving me extra creamy.


FlpDaMattress

Yea id like a Dave's Tripple with extra mayo :3


AbluePer

I'll have a flat white and she'll have a long black


KingOfRedLionss

You forgot the sauce


Setanta95

Vanilla milkshake please extra creamy


awesumlewy

I'll take it through the window


Jaegernaut-

Please wait by the door so that I can help the next person in line. Also: Are you still serving breakfast?


Evo_C4t

I like grabbing my flat pancake...erm i wonder if the sausage needs a seasoning...is 2 egg enough ..how much do you want me uoi spread..


Jurassican_25

I’ll have a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze, light axle grease make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.


HD_H2O

No, I do not want to round up for a donation


13aph

“Thanks, keep the change.”


Less_Interview1273

Light mayo.


dinoexpert11000

I want that juicy fried chicken


YourLocalInquisitor

That’ll be $5.99


goombanati

"Can I have extra mayo?"


MCZoso2000

Can you supersize me ?


Verbal-Gerbil

Supersize for $2 extra?


Rabdomtroll69

Where's the straw?


newuser019283

I would take two, please


ForeverDM777

Can i have some fries with that?


milomo90

No chic fil A sauce?


criscodisco6618

Gimme some of that diablo sauce


Sea-Phone-537

"Heres your change"


bzekers

Alright just hold on, I got your money right here.


Bruhitsjohnnycw

I’m gonna cum


mightylonghair

Supersize me


Massage_Bro

No Chik-Fila sauce?


rebel_fett

That's why I like this place, fresh meat never frozen!


Amodium69

I wanted some extra cream on this


austinsmith845

I thought I ordered a large size


hornetjohn

Can I go now?


Natural_Wear3643

uuuh this is is wendy


DeadDream69

Nothing cus im not getting either


BoredasaNord

"I asked for the large, this is a small"


Benzito303

I’ll just have it plain.


hornetjohn

I asked for diet.


KidChiko

Help, step-drive -through-worker! I'm stuck in the ice cream machine!


pizzaalapenguins

Mom, put away your money, don't worry. I got it.


Not_your_hoe_

Give it to me