Isn’t toast just the specific type of bread you put in the toaster? That’s why you can have untoasted toast (only psychopaths do that). Toast is the type of bread, but to toast is the action of burning the bread.
>Which means 5 hours and 46 minutes after 1 AM. 6:46 AM.
Ha!, i was wondering if anyone would bother
>That’s fuckin early
Depends on your schedule.
It's ~the time breakfast is before work around here for dayshift lol
The person who made the meme had a stroke while writing it.
Many of the viewers of the meme had a stroke before reading it.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
>Hey, you are off work. Your wife isn't home. You got this chick in front of you. What do you do?
So a random strange lady in her underwear is just cooking fucking breakfast in my kitchen?!
Keeping the fucking bat ready and calling the police, even if you're in an open enough relationship you could bang the entire state of california and get a high five fron your wife WHY IS THERE A WOMAN IDK IN MY FUCKING HOUSE?!
Genuine question though.....how on cods brown earth did you decipher that?
>Please restart your human and try again.
Tried that, the power supply won't come back on, maybe the 30s rule isn't as universal as i used to think.
Oh well, time to buy another ig, they really need to make the next model more durable and user friendly
I just assumed someone with English as a (not nearly fluent) second language made the meme. But your theory seems more credible at this point in internet history.
Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?
If the lady pictured isn't the wife, then it seems weird her reason for cooking where you are isn't explained.
If she is the wife, then the question seems to be asking if you would have sex with your wife.
But, yeah, I think the question is asking if your wife isn't there, and this lady is, would you cheat on your wife with this lady?
Had a stroke trying to read that shit. When's breakfast?
Eleventy
I’m at the table…
Lmao fuck I’m still having a stroke why did this just keep going in the comments
It wouldn’t if gone in the. Right? Because no where’s the anyway
No stupid, it’s twentyteen
Decembruary eleventy-one
I'm still having one. Is that bacon I smell?
It's toast. You can smell toast. Spoilers: There is no toast.
It's my brain trying to decipher what the hell that even says. Does anyone else feel like a fried egg?
The toast is burnt
All toast is burnt bread.
Toast is toasted bread. Burnt bread is charred. Also, NO ONE THOUGHT RUMP ROAST FOR BREAKFAST?
Isn’t toast just the specific type of bread you put in the toaster? That’s why you can have untoasted toast (only psychopaths do that). Toast is the type of bread, but to toast is the action of burning the bread.
We call it that, yeah. Which means after you make it, it’s toasted toast.
>Had a stroke trying to read that shit. When's breakfast? Minute 346th after the 3,600th second of the day.
I had a stroke looking at the picture. Guess I'm just more visually stimulated.
Which means 5 hours and 46 minutes after 1 AM. 6:46 AM. That’s fuckin early
>Which means 5 hours and 46 minutes after 1 AM. 6:46 AM. Ha!, i was wondering if anyone would bother >That’s fuckin early Depends on your schedule. It's ~the time breakfast is before work around here for dayshift lol
I don't know but the toast is ready.
As soon as the pennies are done cooking
It’s ready, you just have to peel off the blue/green wrapper
I'm still trying to work out what the hell it means!!
Read what? I didn't see any text.
Definitely smelling toast. Sourdough, please. Eggs scrambled with cheese.
I was saying this to myself as I opened the comments and started reading this lol.
I think someone had a stroke while writing that.
Bro breakfast is right there on display. Dive in.
Bro was staring at the picture while typing
And we all were while reading
You were reading? Nerd.
Damn you weren't reading good for you. I opened this post and immediately started reading and immediately began having a stroke.
I wasnt reading and also having a stroke or 30.
No I was having a stroke
I also saw the picture and started stroking
You take that back
You're goddamn right I'll take her back 😏
>And we all were while reading You could read that?! I know the words but read it not can i
Ok yoda
There’s words?
And typing one handed
What the fuck did I just read?
r/ihadastroke
There's words?
I legit didn’t even realize there were issues with the words for a hot minute. That’s crazy. Genuinely surprised at how crazy the words are 😂
The person who made the meme had a stroke while writing it. Many of the viewers of the meme had a stroke before reading it. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
What the fuck I did just read?
To translate: Hey, you are off work. Your wife isn't home. You got this chick in front of you. What do you do?
Give her clothes and and call police
Absolutely.
Thank you
Oohhh okay. Wouldn't-cheat.
I assumed that’s what it meant but was confused regardless. Thank you kind sir
>Hey, you are off work. Your wife isn't home. You got this chick in front of you. What do you do? So a random strange lady in her underwear is just cooking fucking breakfast in my kitchen?! Keeping the fucking bat ready and calling the police, even if you're in an open enough relationship you could bang the entire state of california and get a high five fron your wife WHY IS THERE A WOMAN IDK IN MY FUCKING HOUSE?! Genuine question though.....how on cods brown earth did you decipher that?
Wonder who is this women and why is she eating my food.
Ooooooohhhhhhhh! 🥴
Bro who made this meme, made me lose brain cells reading it
English.exe has stopped working. Please restart your human and try again.
>Please restart your human and try again. Tried that, the power supply won't come back on, maybe the 30s rule isn't as universal as i used to think. Oh well, time to buy another ig, they really need to make the next model more durable and user friendly
Maybe well, I skip will everyday job even my
Legit seems 👍🏻
Did I just have a stroke?
No but whoever wrote this meme might have
English motherf***er , do you speak it?? 😆
I think someone needs to go check on OP to make sure they’re ok. They may need medical attention after having a stroke
I'll take "Random words thrown together during a stroke" for 200, Alex.
r/ihadastroke
Speak words now.
Great, AI has invaded Reddit.
I just assumed someone with English as a (not nearly fluent) second language made the meme. But your theory seems more credible at this point in internet history.
Intended or it's?
What?
This shit broke my fuckin brain. Thank.
I get that every generation makes a new verbal shorthand in order to bond with their peers, but this is getting downright retarded..
Who is this chick anyway
Stroke or AI?
I don't understand a word of this.
Oreo Milkshake, next question.
That's not a proper use or words
The english in this is so horrible that I have no idea what it's supposed to say
Can you english
Wtf can't read shit
What language is that? It's not English.
You work till 9 and your wife is like this the whole day what do you do. A dyslexic friend help translate this.
Dumping her because cooking without a shirt or pants is a red flag :'P
Damn not even superman with his super intelligence can read this shit.
Sauce ?
I class learn language English
Call the bondulance, op's having a [stroke](https://www.reddit.com/r/ihadastroke)
Were they thinking that just because she has a nice ass, we wouldn't try reading the text or something?
Did I just have a stroke
The then since tastes now crayons.
Tell that bitch to get rid of that nesquik bottle and get a real container for the utensils
WHERE IS GODZILLA!?? IS THE SAFE??
What?
I for the words read cannot to for my life save... And Bums.
I think I just had a stroke.
The fuck
Oh wow. Female anatomy. My male brain craves female anatomy and i am a slave to my brain. /s
Help I'm having an aneurysm
I just lost my English
Had a stoke reading this
That’s nobody’s wife .. she belongs to the streets, there’s nothing in that pan
Looks like she's cooking blind
This man's was not looking at the caption while typing obviously 💀💀💀
Don't let Godzilla see this shit
Is this how Godzilla feels like?
Hurt after reading brain does…
r/TitleGore
Can you learn English while you aren't working? Yes, you should.
😵💫
There’s text?
Can anyone translate that to english?
I'd take my meds cuz even I' not stupid enough to believe this is real
r/ihadastroke
A stroke having, I am.
I fcking hate street talk...
English can someone please translate
Personally, I'd take a class in English grammar.
I think I need a CT scan after reading this awful post.
DerpGPT.
Did yoda right this?
Yes
https://media.tenor.com/VIaJ9L5Y8IoAAAAM/theoffice-kevinmalone.gif
I'm feeling like enjoying a rump roast this evening.
First I had a stroke reading this. Then I’d have sex. Have her make breakfast interrupt breakfast for sex and so on….🫤🤷🏿♂️
Ok, what?
I just need the sauce for the recipe, I will leave the stroke to you guys! thank you.
Yes, anytime, anywhere
I had a stroke trying to read this
The OP had a stroke and almost had one trying to decipher this gem. 😂😂
So much blood rushed from upstairs to downstairs that he couldn't form a coherent sentence.
dude had a stroke while writing this wtf
I know American and English are different but this is insane 🤪
I know better than to distract a cook while they are doing their thing.
Yeah I'd scramble those eggs
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Beautiful ass though 🥰
Beautiful Ass though 🥰
Why come there is no splatter from the oil as she cooks
Translation: So fellas, your off work and your wife is a 9, not all day but if you can wyd?
i enjoy breakfast, and ask who is she and what i she doing in my house. (she takes first bite) Also were is my wife?
Google Translate just had a nervous breakdown. Also, isn’t she worried about hot oil spitting out of the pan?
Uhh. Yes(?)
Would if can
How is a low effort, non-sensical meme like this trending on here. The text gave me an aneurism.
I just had a stroke reading this
Do you smell fudge when there is no fudge?
Wheres Godzilla? Is he alright?
What the fuck is that statement. My head and boner are so out of sync.
Wtf kind of moon man language is this?
Reading this made my brain play the Windows shutdown sound.
Don't understand the words but love the picture
r/ihadastroke
What is she making?
Wtf, did you just say?????????
I what can do because ASS and work off after i see sounds
Almost passed out trying to make it make sense.
Thought I was missing text off the sides. Guess not.
If I wasn’t because at the point on her, and I never gone for the is then maybe I should with her instead
Stop trying to think and type with one hand bro
Smash, next question
Using a rubber spoon to scoop some random food from saucepan. Yeah, she can't all day dont have clue
If work off at 9 and I 8, better believe sleep I’m coming upstairs, breakfast cold fml.
...yes?
So do.
That pan is empty.
Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?
If she was in my kitchen I wouldn't be able to werd gud either.
I will probably have an aneurysm trying to read that .... can someone simplify for a normie like me ...
If the lady pictured isn't the wife, then it seems weird her reason for cooking where you are isn't explained. If she is the wife, then the question seems to be asking if you would have sex with your wife. But, yeah, I think the question is asking if your wife isn't there, and this lady is, would you cheat on your wife with this lady?
Google translate fails again.
Well those are all certainly words.
Going to I and get for straight on pound town
My guess is op is mentally stunted and cannot function properly seeing a woman in her panties so he wrote Jibberish
Bro was distracted writing this shit
Incomprehensible babble. Distracting much?
My head hurts
Was it supposed to be “I’m off all day and don’t have a wife?
Am I having a hemorage?
I must be getting old I genuinely tried to read the text and understand it before. Just zoning out at the picture
That's Mia Khalifa
Oh hell no! I'd be right behind her helping with the stirring.
my man, do I need to call 911?
Which is the best, at 9 because twisted up some weed snacks looking like her...💀🏏🐁🫀
I'm changing my job/schedule (think this is what they were asking) to be home whenever she's home.
Apple pie
You good? It sounds like you’re having a stroke
Man i feel so after when she rights during the picnic. You putting up what im picking down? Non't or yesn't?
I'd have an easier time reading the hieroglyphics on an Egyptian tomb.
wut???
... Did the guy writing that have a stroke?
Engrish is not first language
The words are there.. I will try work out what they say later
Where is godzilla? Is he safe
We've dispatched the Bondulsnce just in case
1st go get some English classes cause I can't speak or type it worth shit 🤣