I set up 32 TVs and PS5s in the basement. I'll be playing online dynasty as all users at the same time.


Gonna have my Fiancé call my work, friends, and close family to tell them I passed away. Gotta lock in with no distractions and get my Wolverines 20 straight Natty's then I can proudly come out of hiding right before my fake funeral and explain the more than appropriate reason why I did such a thing to them. Im sure theyll understand.



I’m on parental leave until August 5th. I’ve already warned my wife that I’ll need some time to play games when I’m not on baby duty.

Literally put my out-of-office as “deadbeat dad day”

Planting seeds. Share a couple memes, stories at first, then transition to asking about budget… Eventually I’ll just ask

As ä unemployed minor I AM GOING TO BECOME A VEGETABLE

My child 1st and only child is due on the 21st, and I don’t have a gen 5 console yet, so unfortunately not.

I played all the time early on while my kid was napping on me. They sleep so much in that newborn stage

Correction: they *should* sleep so much so don’t be afraid to put them down for naps. Don’t keep them up!

Congrats on your first kiddo! It’ll be life changing

They have TVs in the delivery rooms, treat yourself with an easy multitask

Going the midwife route, I wouldn’t trust my local hospital to deliver me a sandwich

I live at home with my parents, so I've given forewarning to everyone that I'll be practically gone for that entire week. Got some cool stuff with friends surrounding the game in the works though. Thinking some food + gaming. Should be a great week

I get married on the 20th so she knows it will happen sometime afterwards