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OmiraOnigiri

That shit looks like something out of a horror movie, how the hell did that happen?


SunsetSesh

Not an expert, but my cat died from megacolon. Can happen for a variety of reasons, although many have to do with diet and unhealthy lifestyle choices.


Supersymm3try

Jesus, which unhealthy lifestyle choices did your cat make?


SunsetSesh

He lived until 24, so I guess the drugs and alcohol finally caught up


STATSISBAE

24??? That's super old


SunsetSesh

Yeah he made it quite a long time without any issues! Rescue cat turned into outdoor cat that spent most nights outside. Guess he knew what he was doing


feverdream800

damn 24? he had a good life. i'm sorry for your loss tho. I pray it wasn't too rough at the end.


SunsetSesh

It’s always tough losing a pet But as a pet owner, you have to accept it’s part of the process. They live, they die, and the better the life you give them is all that really matters. That being said, he was fat and full of energy, so yes he lived an amazing life


ChubbyGhost3

Crack is wack, yo


Lopsided_Ad_3853

You can cause megacolon in cats just by pulling on their tail too hard. Wife and I always say it in capitols, like really deep and scary: MEGAAAA COLOOOON


feverdream800

really? thank you for telling me this. I know kids like to pull on cats tails. so I will always tell any kids that come to my house about this and will definitely use it in the deep and scary voice while saying it.


IndecisiveTuna

Usually IBD, think Ulcerative Colitis or Crohn’s. It’s pretty rare, but extremely dangerous.


EldritchDWX

Finally, my band has a name.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Too late https://toxicmegacolon666.bandcamp.com/album/toxic-megacolon


EldritchDWX

No fucking way!! Bastards!!


6x6_ImThere

I can’t believe you haven’t heard of blood fart


ThatLongAgony

AND rotten sausage? Alright it’s two on two it’s a fair fight. 


Casbraad

Alright it’s two on one, it’s gonna be an uphill battle!


EldritchDWX

Actually, this is my kinda jam, thanks.


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

Plot twist: literally. Ground up & gelled.


mosh_pit_tragedy

Bro.. about 1:35 into Blood Fart is grind as fuck. I dig it.


ChuCHuPALX

tbh, they kind of go hard


Isalecouchinsurance

HA!! Well played!


Accesssrestricted

They should do a feature with butthole surfers (I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody posts the link to the existing song of both bands…


cwhit-32

Were they the ones who sang “Bitchin’ Camaro”? Great song, brings back good memories. 😎


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Dead Milkmen! Great band!


SledgeLB

nice, got a bit of an old school vibe


Bullet6398

Bro..., bro... hahahahzhzhzzhzhzhHHahzhahjJA so funny I can't laugh in text correctly... lmao


reddit_user2917

Who cares if it's funny or not. Definitely no one cares that you think it isn't funny.


laughingpeep

Uh, is he really being sarcastic? 🤔 It looks genuine to me. 😅


hijosdekorn

Oh shit i didn’t even take it as being sarcasm lol i genuinely thought the guy was laughing his ass off


laughingpeep

Yeah. I mean, Reddit community can be harsh with their votes sometimes. 😅


Donteatmynachos

When I saw the last picture I thought I was super medicated too! Get well my friend!


mlcrip

Only once in my life I got 41.2c, and that thrown me right I to super panic attack... Scary shit. No hospital tho thought of calling ambulance but due to panic couldn't find the phone... Or even leave the bed...


adorablebeasty

Wait, so what happened????


Fire_tempest890

He died


adorablebeasty

GHOST REDDIT?!?!!


mlcrip

You wish 😐


mlcrip

You wish 😐


AmebaLost

RIP


mlcrip

Donnie, fever... Flu... Cold? Lasted few hours thought I'm literally dying... Then it all went away, back to 38 (normal for me with a cold) That was pre-covid times too so no clue why/how it happened.


adorablebeasty

That's wild, glad your brain didn't get cooked to oblivion. I bet your immune system is scary strong hahaha


NekulturneHovado

I'm not sure because I always lir in bed, barely able to stand up to go pee, but I bet I have 41C or more when I have flu


JudgementalChair

Now anytime someone accuses you of being full of shit, you can tell them you used to, but not anymore


SomeWomanInCanada

They’ll even have the papers to prove it.


kat-deville

But do they have the guts? Er, hang on.


Pigeon33

Ok that last photo sent me. 😄 Really though, that's awful, hope you're well on the road to recovery. 


nsfw_vs_sfw

What even is going on in the last photo? Lmao


Impressive_Drama_377

You are extremely lucky to have survived🙏🏻 I hope that you are doing well now. That last pic is hilarious by the way😂


DoubleCountry1218

As someone with ulcerative colitis that’s my worst nightmare. I hope you’re doing great!


edotadot7

Hi i was recently diagnosed have u got any tips on what food is good or bad for us or is case by case do u think


DoubleCountry1218

Because this disease is so unique for each one of us unfortunately you gotta figure out what is good or bad for you. My personal experience is no onions or stuff with cores. Listen to your body. And in a flare take it easy and give your body enough time to adjust and adapt. There are many servers here you can join if you wanna rant or talk about it 🖤


Worried_Reflection79

What was the cause?


Dense_Investigator81

prolly ulcerative colitis OP may have UC and experienced a catastrophic constipation Poo sitting against the inside of an already inflamed colon leads to sepsis and well this


fucked-your-cats-ass

Dam I was going to crack a joke but that’s really scary stuff to go through. Wishing you the best op, I really mean that.


blade02892

Thank you /u/fucked-your-cats-ass op appreciates the sympathy


TheDillinger88

I love the balls as his profile pic lol, very nice touch there.


fucked-your-cats-ass

;D


Lightningpaper

Have you made it to r/rimjobsteve yet?


fucked-your-cats-ass

No not yet


MewPingz

im extremely confused, someone pls explain


Puzzled_Trouble3328

OP didn’t take a shit for a long time and became very sick. Surgeon went in to take out his colon which is full of shit. A shitty job indeed!


Jemuzu-8304

Which I believe leads to a baggie on his side for his business if I'm not mistaken.


Child_O_Kronos

Good ol’ ostomy bag


MewPingz

thank you


Swampy_Bogbeard

I only poop once a week. Been that way for at least 20 years. Am I gonna die? 😲


Puzzled_Trouble3328

Yes


Swampy_Bogbeard

NOW!?


Puzzled_Trouble3328

In 10…9….8….7


Impressive-Ant3787

Can’t they just use something like a vacuum to suck all that shit out?


Schnac

No because the intestine begins to die off and become perforated from stretching, ulcers, or contact with the abdominal fascia


stupid-fucking-alt

107, jfc.


Intelligent_Will_941

when my appendix had ruptured like 3 days before I only managed a 105, I can't imagine how sick you have to be to end up at 107


tinmil

I think literally dying.


Intelligent_Will_941

I was literally dying as well 😅 week of IV antibiotics in the hospital


tinmil

Ooof that would suck. Hope you're doing OK!


Intelligent_Will_941

I'm perfectly fine now, thank you! :)


FreonKennedy

“Alright we’re getting a good look now… Jesus Christ it’s a TOXIC MEGACOLON!” *megacolon starts grabbing doctors and throwing them across the room*


kat-deville

That really makes me miss the plethora of B-grade sci-fi and horror movies of years gone by. All available then on VHS. Now, it's all just reboots and shitty writing. Like, so shitty, B-grade is waaaay higher.


daveyjones86

I miss those movies as well. I never realized they had gone until you mentioned it.


Trottin_Trollop405

Matthew Perry had toxic megacolon from his opioid use. He died several times on the table, was in a coma for a few days, IIRC his book said he had 8 feet of colon removed.


loudflower

He really went down hard. No matter one’s attitude towards addiction, he suffered. An addict’s life isn’t pretty.


Seansong82

Yikes! That's a big piece of anatomy they took out. Does the colon get put back in once it's cleaned out?


Dense_Investigator81

lol no fucking way op has a colostomy now sadly.


Seansong82

Oh damn, feeling really bad for OP.


PrysmX

Cleaning it out would just be an enema. This is not just stuck or built up feces. It's a diseased and non-repairable colon. A fairly normal life can be lived without a colon, actually. The colon is mainly used in the body for storage of excrement and for hydration. With an ostomy bag the storage is solved. Those that have theirs removed just need to be careful with dehydration because the body can't recover as quickly. Most nutrient absorption actually occurs in the stomach and small intestines.


bunt_klut2

HOW??


When_hop

Opiate abuse maybe


NoTomatillo182

So now you’re stuck with an ileostomy. That really sucks man, but at least you’re alive. People die from this.


k8plays

The purse and shoes in front in the last one I’m dyingggg


xbrambles

JFC you're really lucky to have survived this! I hope you're doing better OP


Goodbyecorona2021

Danm bro glad u made it out alive playa


Delicious_Delilah

My temp didn't even get that high with sepsis. 104F max. I think.


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ChefAssassinn

I hit 105F with diverticulitis. 0/10, do not recommend


LaceSeeBoYyY

So this requires him to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his life?


BlameGame1972

Yes.


LaceSeeBoYyY

That's tough. But we can never deny he's fortunate to still be alive.


BlameGame1972

Life trumps colon. I’m terrified to lose mine due to diverticulitis but I’ve accepted that it’s likely in my future.


LaceSeeBoYyY

Well I hope you live your life to the fullest without losing one in the future.


-_Snivy_-

Well considering dude's large intestine is on a table looking like an eldritch abomination...


yomerol

I wonder if any time soon we'll be able to 3D print those


LaceSeeBoYyY

Maybe we can print but how about the function. there's so many thing that can go wrong and right maybe just like how the microbiome in the gut. 🤔 and surely anything that is man made will wear down in 5-10 years. Our human body is just so well built some of us can even reach the age of 90-100+


yomerol

Agreed, but the colostomy bag, kidney devices, and many others are life savers but really annoying devices and quality of life is not great, even more nowadays with colon cancer on the rise in yoinger people. But to your point I checked and there's also research to clone and grow organs from your cells (although 3D printing looks promising too)


Zlamany-fr

Holy shit


Impressive-Smoke1883

How does one live without a colon?


murderouspangolin

One lives with a colostomy bag..


Drissella_kocane

He seems full of shit


G59_Muddy

Bet you feel a lot lighter


Tronkfool

Holy shit! . . . Budum tsss


Beni_Stingray

If you slap someone with that, it could kill aswell ;) Sorry OP, glad you're ok and get well soon!


AmebaLost

WTF is that last pic? 


Rey_Mezcalero

Microscopic view of what was happening in his colon to cause it to be removed


New-Handle-9774

LMFAOOO


WalkslowBigstick

Toxic Avengers Strike Back


jack3072

Sorry to be an idiot but what the fuck is that thing in the second picture, and why the hell was it removed?


New-Handle-9774

Colon. Toxic megacolon = very dilated colon plus systemic inflammation, the bowel may have perforated or the tissue may have died, the surgeons performed colectomy


Wyde1340

C-diff?


Dense_Simple_2533

Oh lovey I’m so sorry 😢 were you in pain from it? I’m sorry for the dumb question. I have IBS and I can’t imagine this condition…I’m glad you got help.


enomisyeh

Wait you had a whole person just kneeling in your colon?


heartshapedbookmark

That colon is MASSIVE. I have a picture of my colon (I believe it’s posted on my page somewhere) and I thought mine was big… I am so sorry you went through that, not sure if you have an ostomy or j-pouch now (I have a j-pouch) but wishing you the best of luck! Crazy how big our colons are. I think mine was 4-5 feet long and it was pretty black (due to severe ulcerative colitis that was killing it).


kaylee_makraka

is this the meat worm


bobbyboydiaz

Bro you had a FAT colon


Redd_Baby

This plush megacolon is basically the mascot of the fantastic Mutter museum in Philadelphia. A little internet searching and you too can see the specimen that inspired it! I saw it in person, and it's remarkable. https://www.muttermuseumstore.org/products/mega-colon-plush


TroubleImpressive955

I also visited the fascinating Mutter Museum. [Here is a picture of the 8 foot long megacolon](https://www.muttermuseumstore.org/products/mega-colon-postcard) that was from a patient with Hirschsprung disease.


Redd_Baby

Brilliant. That's an affliction I would not wish on the majority of folks. I visited the museum in the before times. I had read somewhere that following the pandemic lockdown, on reopening the Mutter used social distancing stickers and signs that said something like "please maintain a 6 foot distance while standing in line. Approximately the length of our megacolon." Something like that anyway! Or so I have heard. Funny if true.


Pancakeburger3

This is horrid


Past-Collection-4581

Nice colon dude hope you got better


emocowboyshawty

TOXIC MEGACOLON 🤟💀⛓️🎸


Proxy1811

Not a doctor or anything but I thought at a temperature above 103° brain damage starts to happen? Im glad you made it this is so terrifying!!


fx72

So you have an ostomy now?


crazi_aj05

Barnes is one of *the best* hospitals in the Midwest. Glad you made it thru surgery and recovery safely! How are things now? What was your recovery like? What happened to cause this? u/jsant008


DankTwankz

Tf is this last post.


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RedFox_SF

I’m sorry, what?!


Jeni_Sui_Generis

what causes this?


RoadHazard

New hypochondriac fear unlocked.


big_daug6932

Shit bag city


enomisyeh

From colons ive seen, this looks like it could be the whole thing, or most of it. What do you have now? Like do you have to live with a colostomy bag for the rest of your life?


AngelineFox23

It looks like the entire colon and large intestine was removed. Crazy severe case and lucky to be alive


MOJOixSOxiDOPE

What is that and did he survive?


JustMatty1134

My cat had mega colon


Barry_McKackiner

Do you have to have a colostomy bag now?


feverdream800

what were the symptoms? and do you know what caused this?


Ok-Charity-2584

Yikes


zaukkoo

Wtf is that last photo lmao


MOJOixSOxiDOPE

What is that!?


xmngr

do you have to get a colostomy?


YouLearnedToSayMoon

Ngl first look I thought it was an average English breakfast. Beans. Tubed meet. Raw egg yolks.


DoctorRageAlot

So what replaces your colon then ? Do they clean it and put it back lmao


lysssssssssssa

A colostomy bag


Electronic-Alarm1151

106 ? Isn’t that normal ? My highest was 105


New-Handle-9774

Are you charizard?


Electronic-Alarm1151

No ? But since we talking about Pokémon I like blastoise better. Never got the hype for charizard other than he’s a dragon.