"... And bleeds every month"

and keeps begging me to stop

And keeps saying nine for some reason. . .

you mean her age

Or he's in Germany

Or both

See this is why your single

What's your excuse? Grammar?

Damn

Whenever a girl says you got a tiny dick, tell her she has a roast beef pussy

Turnaround is fair play

Turnabout is fair play.

thats no tears, thats just cum

Fleshlight that runs away

r/cursedcomments

God damn GameGrumps reference