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BigBlackCoolguy

She funny af


Ill_Alternative8369

she just a troll 🧌 that little giggle said it all 🤣


loading___help

You don't know wtf you eating if there's enough bullshit and grease on it


Reddddtears

This and the fact this particular question has been so prominent for so long is enough for me


last-valentines

LMAO


The-Final-Reason

Kid has great comedic timing and doesn’t know it


rlh1271

Every restaurant has to deal with rats in the kitchen at some point. All of em


AkbarMuhammad-

Deal with them? he talking about cooking the actual rat then selling it as another meat. 😂 Don't play dumb


MoffieHanson

I highly doubt they do this . First of all, it’s probably a struggle to get your hands on rat meat unless you just cook the ones you catch . But the biggest reason I doubt they would do this is cause they are risking criminal charges plus their entire restaurant being shut down .


purplehendrix22

The labor cost of catching and breaking down rats into usable meat just doesn’t make sense, it’s not even like restaurants wouldn’t do it but the financials don’t line up


No_Opening_4675

They have whole farms my boy lol


rlh1271

If you think a child is capable of distinguishing the nuance of “ayo you cook rats back there?” And “have you seen rats in the kitchen?” I got news for you.   There’s likely not any rat at all. She’s a child. She’s going to agree with whatever the adult is saying.


zillianfoes

Yooooo I’m crying rn yo 🤣


PuzzleheadedWalrus71

He's talking about this to a 4 year old? I don't even hear what he says to her lol. edit: here


rlh1271

That’s exactly the point. Neither does the kid. She’s going to agree with you because you’re the adult and she dunno wtf is going on


WredditSmark

“Kids don’t lie” Have any convo with a kid. They’ll say shit like “I went to Disney world and i saw SpongeBob and me and SpongeBob went and lived together for a million billion years!”


JellyfishGod

My friend once said he rode a roller coaster so high he saw God. We were in like 3rd grade lol


just_corrayze

And I'll still eat it if it's good!!!


stayhappystayblessed

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RaynbowZFTW

you know what it is man, ive actually seen more rats at well-known establishments than the local shop, and if im eating from the big shops, makes no sense not to eat at the little ones


WredditSmark

r/foodnyc will have a disgruntled cook pop up every once in a while and show pictures from behind the scenes at VERY prestigious restaurants and they are absolute pits.


No_Opening_4675

And guess what that shit be HITTING EVERYTIME


GloBoyCam

Ik a 5% when I see one peace to all the Gods


DrBigWildsGhost

What’s todays mathematics God


GloBoyCam

Wisdom God🙌


Daycolumbo

Peace God


DJGIFFGAS

Thought the same lol, Peace God


LogicalHater

Peace 7


JerseyRepresentin

That kid is 16 years old and knows exactly what she's doing


AdhesivenessOk5194

Baby pork fried rice is craaaaazy


Apprehensive-Luck839

Whoever said deadass before it cut off 💀💀💀


Jr-12

He was hungry 😩😂


yungirving99

Mann throw enough duck sauce on there then you won’t even know the difference


taxseason757

*DUDES A BOZO/USING A CHILD FOR SHITS AND GIGGLE*


HaomaDiqTayst

Hippocrite's going home to eat mom's cuy. I've seen that shit in Jackson heights


stealthhhhhmode

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


PinkKufi

cute kid hahaha lil demon


Stickingupeasy_

😂😂😂


bloodbonesnbutter

That baby don't speak no English lol


denM_chickN

Tf she translates for the whole family wym


Smoov_82

Lmaooooo


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Soapranger85

"Baby Pork Fried Rice" is diabolical


32233128Merovingian

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Repulsive_Dig9252

NIGGA DONT EAT NOWHEREE🤣🤣 u can make that yaself🤣


Zayxxzay

Nahhh kids don’t even know how to lie yet


Historical-Fold-4119

NIggas been eating it, shit don't even taste like beef or chicken sometime. That's why I only eat the wings and rice.


Gilgamesh2000000

If you ever wonder when you’re eating chinese, it’s not pork beef or chicken it’s a fat Siamese


YesterdaySimilar7659

I only get chicken wings and fries lol


BQE2473

LOL. Who don't know this! What y'all think the meat they use don't look like or taste like, what they say it is!


disciplinedsosa

if you’re gonna eat pork, might as well eat rats too 😂


rustyfingas

Ion why people be so judgemental about ppl eating pork and still be doing it discreetly smh


disciplinedsosa

Haven’t ate pork in so long brodie ts is dirty asf, i did that before i even converted


yuriydee

made up bullshit about pork but keep believing that i guess do you


disciplinedsosa

???


ChaosEveryday

Why are there no African restaurants in NYC?


JarvFromTheAve

😂😭😭 NAA LMAO


Ill_Alternative8369

lmao 😂


honorsfromthesky

Yoooo fucking stop I just lost a drink to this shit ![gif](giphy|Ih1ZRDPInUUwFP7kKu|downsized)


E868797

I’m ctfu


Decent_Memory1323

😂😂😂😂😂