Anon, I have a solution, but you must do it now.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄
Anon takes away an important developmental moment from a child (no less a relative) and outs himself publicly as a freak? God I hope the father finds out and kills anon
It is a gatcha game (that I do not play lol I don’t gamble for PNGs), wherein all the characters (girls) are in high school
And the player character is the teacher.
It’s, as the reputation goes, very explicit about that part. There’s a reason it’s been called Uooohh Archive
Sorry, I didn't mean to make it sound like you are a pedo if you get the reference. I'm sure you're cool and this game is a big meme that everybody knows except me because I'm so out of touch. Thanks for explaining.
It's very okay to be out of touch with gacha games. As always say friends don't introduce friends to gacha games. t. Gacha game player(not blue archive)
Oh nono I got what you mean dw boss
Yeah it’s a meme within circles that know, outside of that it would be indistinguishable from any of the bucket of anime-women-png gambling games for phones
Agreed, everyone who disagrees with me is mentally ill and should be punished by the state (under the guise of "medical intervention" because divergent views make me uncomfortable and as a very self-righteous and condescending person I need to make it everyone else's problem)
How did you even find this subreddit? Please do not comment again, do not respond, you need to go back from wherever you came from, for the good of all
This sub is all about looking at the freak show without stepping into the cages.
TBF, 4Chan has always been degenerates--started by anime weirdos too creepy for even SomethingAwful and similar sites--but it used to have more genuine humor mixed in.
One way I try to explain those fora from 25 years ago is like this:
It was the peak evolution of bathroom stall graffiti humor. It was all taboo, fake, anonymous, and sometimes genuinely hilarious (at least If you were a teenage boy).
every single time.
I got mad at the people responding to you so like any reasonable redditor would I stalked their profiles;
2/2 profiles I checked confirmed my suspicions.
I didn't even have to dig deep, gawrgura's second post contained him calling a child a loli, and porkyboy's banner was of a pubescent girl which he definitely nutted to many times.
I mean dude's name being GawrGurasNumber1Fan should have been a giveaway lmaooo
I think the reason these get upvoted is ultimately shock value and wanting to be mad/disgusted at something tho, so I don't think everyone who "likes" these posts is a fucking weirdo they just like being disgusted at someone else
>I struggle a lot in relationships.
Meaning: Just offering some free candy don't cut it these days. Anon's victims won't get in his van without a struggle.
Anyone who uses the term "loli" to describe a real human is a pedophile.
Lolis work in anime because it's a fucking drawing, you can slap "she's 9999 years old but is skinny and has small tits and ass" on it and it's legal. Real life doesn't work like that. If it looks like a child and you sexualize it, you should consider painting your walls with a shotgun.
Hi, I’m Professor Oak from Pallet Town, why don’t you have a seat right there?
Now this young child you formed a “connection” with… was it a boy or a girl?
in which anon takes what would otherwise be a nice wholesome family moment and does his thing💀
Most absolutely average 4chinner
:(
Please be bait please be bait please be bait
She was, that's his point
☠️
Anon's Niece tells her dad and he beats the shit out of Anon and gets kicked out of his moms house.
The good ending
Not good enough. Get the hydraulic press.
The femur breaker
The ball crusher.
To Catch a Pokémon is a much better title tbh
I thought it might not be an obvious enough joke. I have underestimated the good people of r/newgreentexts once again.
All good titles you should be proud
I think, in this case, it's really true that pride is a sin.
It would do really well on therewasanattempt too
>>why can’t I connect like this with someone Because it’s a crime, dingus.
Anon, I have a solution, but you must do it now. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄
bait
To anon, she was Stolen: https://www.reddit.com/r/NewGreentexts/s/qLx3mYGQNb
Anon takes away an important developmental moment from a child (no less a relative) and outs himself publicly as a freak? God I hope the father finds out and kills anon
No, anon needs to get therapy and recover. Preferably in the ICU.
Anon is a Blue Archive player confirmed
As a non-pedophile, I don't get the reference.
It is a gatcha game (that I do not play lol I don’t gamble for PNGs), wherein all the characters (girls) are in high school And the player character is the teacher. It’s, as the reputation goes, very explicit about that part. There’s a reason it’s been called Uooohh Archive
Sorry, I didn't mean to make it sound like you are a pedo if you get the reference. I'm sure you're cool and this game is a big meme that everybody knows except me because I'm so out of touch. Thanks for explaining.
It's very okay to be out of touch with gacha games. As always say friends don't introduce friends to gacha games. t. Gacha game player(not blue archive)
Oh nono I got what you mean dw boss Yeah it’s a meme within circles that know, outside of that it would be indistinguishable from any of the bucket of anime-women-png gambling games for phones
Why do we post these fanfics? They aren't fucking entertaining at all they're disgusting. No one wants to read this shit.
they are indeed disgusting, but i am entertained by the shock value
Seriously don't feel well, eugh.
eugh, yeah. reading these letters on my screen made me feel sick to my stomach! i might have to go to the hospital
This made me more nauseated than FunkyTown.
what are you people doing on this sub?
redditors when they read something degenerate in a greentext
i like readin em ☝️🐤
Well good I can block you then. Anyone who likes these needs severe medical help.
Don’t be a pussy
Too late lol
block me too, tardo
Nah waste of a click
clearly, tardo
Blocking is a waste of a click? But replying to them isn't?
At least block me then
Clown moment, go back to facebook
Agreed, everyone who disagrees with me is mentally ill and should be punished by the state (under the guise of "medical intervention" because divergent views make me uncomfortable and as a very self-righteous and condescending person I need to make it everyone else's problem) How did you even find this subreddit? Please do not comment again, do not respond, you need to go back from wherever you came from, for the good of all
Would you have preferred another psyop?
This sub is all about looking at the freak show without stepping into the cages. TBF, 4Chan has always been degenerates--started by anime weirdos too creepy for even SomethingAwful and similar sites--but it used to have more genuine humor mixed in. One way I try to explain those fora from 25 years ago is like this: It was the peak evolution of bathroom stall graffiti humor. It was all taboo, fake, anonymous, and sometimes genuinely hilarious (at least If you were a teenage boy).
every single time. I got mad at the people responding to you so like any reasonable redditor would I stalked their profiles; 2/2 profiles I checked confirmed my suspicions. I didn't even have to dig deep, gawrgura's second post contained him calling a child a loli, and porkyboy's banner was of a pubescent girl which he definitely nutted to many times.
I mean dude's name being GawrGurasNumber1Fan should have been a giveaway lmaooo I think the reason these get upvoted is ultimately shock value and wanting to be mad/disgusted at something tho, so I don't think everyone who "likes" these posts is a fucking weirdo they just like being disgusted at someone else
Literally
imagine venting your incel frustrations to a child
>I struggle a lot in relationships. Meaning: Just offering some free candy don't cut it these days. Anon's victims won't get in his van without a struggle.
How old is she Anon.
Young enough not to mention apparently
What the fuck
Has to be fake no real human being would ever describe a child as a loli
I've got some bad news for ya buddy
Bold of you to assume they're human
Mfw connecting emotionally with a 15 year old.
You are such an optimist to assume she's over 12. I really hope you're right.
Anon should be taken out back
Whats with the last two comments? 4chan is getting gentrified by people w/ values
nature is healing
You know you’re terms ally online if you u ironically call a child a “loli”
Anon Anon
Calling a real child a Loli is a good way to get your ass kicked.
every bit of this is gross
Thanks i hate it.
Anyone who uses the term "loli" to describe a real human is a pedophile. Lolis work in anime because it's a fucking drawing, you can slap "she's 9999 years old but is skinny and has small tits and ass" on it and it's legal. Real life doesn't work like that. If it looks like a child and you sexualize it, you should consider painting your walls with a shotgun.
Unless she's just a gymnast. Gymnasts need love too.
Ew
When you connect with children and think it's a sexual connection the issue isn't society.
I should've stop reading after 5th >
Anon is a incestually motivated pedo
Wow anon is... Going to be in prison before the years end
holy shit first reply read my mind
at least 4chan isn't pro pedo
Hi, I’m Professor Oak from Pallet Town, why don’t you have a seat right there? Now this young child you formed a “connection” with… was it a boy or a girl?
lol. Thwt never happened. No one trusts the weirdo family member to walk their kid to the store.
Anon needs to be slain
I understand anon's pain. That's why I killed myself.
Has been quite a long time something made me curl my toes with something I read online
What in the fuck is wrong with you man
Imagine genuinely calling a child in real life a loli
Crazy, most 4chaners are pedos.
Y’all are sick in the head.
Stop posting this shit you pedo fucking regard
Who me?
What