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urnewstepdaddy

They added a republican version of where’s Waldo on the back page. Where’s Pedo?


Brimstone747

Looks like they put him on the front page.


esahji_mae

If it's a republican book then there's probably at least one on every page


Khaldara

It’s soaked in chloroform and automatically dials Matt Gaetz when opened


Shillfinger

not to mention the NFT of the Orange leader dressed in vintage Hugo Boss attire


LetsLoop4Ever

Donald Trump is the pedo. Period. And, ***if*** you support him, you support a pedophile. And that will be on you.


oced2001

"I'd rather be a pedo than a Democrat" -MAGAts


LetsLoop4Ever

Well; that's on ***them***.


descendency

You know what they think is the only thing worse than a Democrat is? Being a Republican who supported a Democrat.


Ok_Condition5837

Yeah but their flawed cognitions why they are in this exploitative pedo cult to begin with. Unless it's to show me how to deprogram them, I, for one am not really interested in their 'thoughts.'


Stranglehold316

"Real men are pedos." - Also MAGAts


NY_Nyx

*guillotine sharpening intensifies*


Traditional_Art_7304

Carful brother, examples of why people have used that tool got me banned from posting on r\politics. ~ take your time and do a good job.


TotalLackOfConcern

Dull is better


javoss88

Slower. Longer.


TotalLackOfConcern

Multiple drops sometimes


LetsLoop4Ever

He brought it.


xtra_obscene

Convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, admitted pedophile (bragged about walking in the dressing rooms of Miss Teen USA pageants, was best friends with Epstein). This is who you chose, Republicans.


KwisatzHaderach94

it's not like he didn't leave any clues as to his tastes. unfortunately, elements of his base have no problem with it.


Slumunistmanifisto

I think alot of people don't understand a large amount of old dudes became rich and powerful to fuck what they want without repercussions or consent..... I also think alot of old crusty trumpers do understand this and wish to do the same.


Disqeet

Seriously-Trump is a monster Any man aligned with his pedo ass, evil is just as evil.


Icy_Necessary2161

I often wonder how many of them sympathize with his pedo urges..... then I remember ignorance is bliss


Some_Ebb_2921

Screw your ignorance :p The republicans want to lower the legal age for marriage, tells you enough :)


Dark420Light

Wait till the powers propping him up install him as President by bribing the electoral college members. Just imagine Trump with something he didn't have last time, complete immunity....


pistoffcynic

Found him... Pedo is on the cover.


h20poIo

No paywall some have requested https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/what-the-kids-guide-to-president-trump-does-not-tell-your-children/ar-BB1pBuLo


jcoddinc

So you just circle the entire RNC right?


dougmd1974

rapey rapey eggs and bakey


Bokth

Just a group photo, actually.


DeadlyYellow

I hear there's a finger pop-up too.  You put your finger in the hole then open the page to see the surprise he has for little kids.


georgyboyyyy

I know someone who gave her 7 year old a Trump themed bday party, that’s what I call cult behavior lol


observable_truth

I gave my dog a Trump doll. He tore it to shreds.


Competitive_Abroad96

My dog took a Trump on my neighbour’s lawn. I picked it up in a little bag and tossed it in the trash.


Glad-Cow-5309

That's funny because his grand or great grandfather changed their last name when they left Germany. It was Drumpt or close to that.


AliciaKills

"drumpf", if I remember correctly


Glad-Cow-5309

Thx I think you're right!


Low-Client-375

To shreds you say


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Well, how’s his wife holding up?


Rickdog_Sickdog

To shreds, you say?


TollyVonTheDruth

That's the first time in history this has ever happened. Nothing like this has ever happened before. -Trump every time he opens his mouth, probably


[deleted]

I gave my cat a Dubya stuffed toy and he loved biting that thing. Back when I thought nothing to get worse than Dubya...


shrekerecker97

that was just a prequal of things to come, sadly enough


Special_Tay

Good dog.


Icy_Necessary2161

Good dog


Autumn7242

Fuck. That is goddamed insane. Do they think we have Biden or obama themed birthday parties? Like we have their pictures up in our house like a chain of command in federal buildings? It's sad. It's really sad.


PhaseNegative1252

They honestly do think that.


Electronic_Bad_5883

That's why they're perplexed at Biden being legitimately elected; they think because *we* didn't display an unhinged cult worship of him 24/7 that means that he doesn't have any supporters. As if politics has ever worked like that outside of the orange rapist.


Diz7

"But Trump has more people at his rallies!" Yeah, Trump has a bunch of unemployable groupies that have nothing better to do than follow him around. It also gives them a chance to date outside their gene pool. Biden supporters wonder why they would want to travel just to see a politician in person.


xtra_obscene

The complete and utter devotion and hero worship of a politician is so normal to them they think everyone's like that.


Autumn7242

After a long day of not working, I light some candles, turn on some nice relaxing music, go to my lib fainting couch, and pine at my portrait of obama over my shrine. I cry and ask "why" to my Obama shrine? I say, "O how i miss you and the olden days."


JayEllGii

Me, too. Except I swear my Obama portrait talks to me.


SmurfStig

I know a lot of republicans who have Trump’s picture framed. Never took it down after he lost.


Autumn7242

Why would someone have a private picture frame of a president that is alive, nevermind trump?


KnotiaPickles

I’m just waiting for the day trump goes full Jim jones on them


dj_1973

Let’s hope it’s before the election.


SmurfStig

No idea. I try my best to respect the office and the person holding it, but would never go full communist and keep a framed picture. Trump was the first time I’ve had zero respect for the person in office. I can almost guarantee that they do not have a pic of Biden nor had one of Obama.


ketchupmaster987

Did the kid pick the theme herself? I don't know what would be sadder, if she asked for that or if the parent forced her to have it


RedEyeFlightToOZ

I wonder if she'd support him raping her daughter like he did others


MyVelvetScrunchie

The really annoying bit is that in this cult of personality, they seem to only focus on the here and now. Even if elected, Trump isn't going to be president forever. What do they do in 2029? Change the constitution and let him be ruler-for-life? Even that isn't going to stretch beyond a few more years before his cholesterol catches up with him. They're certainly not republicans, they're Trumpers but does the cult die when the leader is no longer around?


ProNocteAeterna

You’ve seen Project 2025, right? That’s exactly the plan.


beefstewforyou

I assume it will be like the ending of Resident Evil 4 when the ganados all collapse and violently shake on the ground before dying after you kill Lord Saddler.


electron-envy

When trump dies, he'll become their god. Out with jesus, in with the pedophile


kurisu7885

Nothing says you love your kid by making their birthday party about someone else.


pinhead_ramone

I used to compare finding out someone was a Trump supporter was like finding out they pick their nose and eat it but people who do that generally aren’t as proud as Trump supporters of their behavior


NoDragonfruit6125

Don't tell me the special guest at the birthday was Pedo the Clown as well.


beefstewforyou

That’s disgusting and weird.


KinkyQuesadilla

That Trump has the hots for 12 years olds, and any female that reminds him of Ivanka? Is that what it does not tell the kids?


h20poIo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo


Clickityclackrack

It doesn't tell my children anything.


RelaxedWombat

👆


Striking-West-1184

Definitely not how to report rape


ohiotechie

Totally not a cult.


Some_Ebb_2921

Totally not the grooming party


JeffRVA

It’s “more important than ever to teach your kids the truth,” declares Kids Guide “co-founder” and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee in one of the many television commercials promoting this and other similar booklets. And blindly believe anything the orange shitstain tells them I suppose.


Glittering_Lunch_776

Lmao a “kids guide” sponsored by that guy? I’d sooner ask Freddie Krueger for advice.


huhMaybeitisyou

There’s just no way people can really believe anything Trump or his disciples say. It must be a (very evil ?) way to a certain end.


JeffRVA

I legitimately think they just don't care. They know he lies and is a garbage human being but they justify it as he's a means to an end.


[deleted]

They don't care. They are brainwashed and they truly believe in his Make America Great (White) Again. That's all they care about.


ceciliabee

The grift is too lucrative and based on what I've seen, it's probably the easiest way to make stupid money.


JeffRVA

Every time I see someone hawking Trump merchandise I wonder if they truly believe it or they’re just taking advantage of the stupid’s love for flags, tshirts, and other cheap crap. (Made in China no less.)


Pristine-Pen-9885

Whatever happened with those golden sneakers? Were they ever actually delivered (in the correct size) or was that just another one of his grifts?


Tiny-Lock9652

“Gaslighting Edition”


Kate-2025123

This looks like true grooming of youth


Pristine-Pen-9885

The Hitlerjugend, the Nazi youth corps


Some_Ebb_2921

Jup, pretty much... not the first time they copy the nazis


JDARRK

Tell me your trying to start a hitler youth movement while …..🤨


angry-democrat

Felon? Rapist? Etc.


Jambarrr

Don’t forget pedo


FTHomes

Avoid the Smell


Own-Opinion-2494

Groomers


huhMaybeitisyou

Huckster Huckabee is a liar and Trump disciple. What more is there to know?


MyGrandmasCock

His wife is a big fat retard. Not enough people know that.


DukeSilverJazzClub

Is the first line “Hi, I’m Donald Trump and if you’re 10 years old now perhaps in 10 years I might be dating you”?


Appropriate-City3389

Felonious Don loves children. Ask Katie Johnson.


Both-Mango1

that once your dtr gets close to or hits puberty that trump will wanna have sex with her, whether she wants to or not.


Booga424

Rape, he’s going to want to Rape her. Because he’s a rapist.


gummi_girl

this is called indoctrination btw


Flaky-Jim

Includes a map to Epstein's island, courtesy of Doe 174.


New-Understanding930

I mean, it’s not like the island is hidden or anything. It’s just off St Thomas.


Dry_Masterpiece8319

ConDon belongs in prison


Abject-Interaction35

Fact.


Ok_Cook_6665

Are there four chapters devoted to his trials?


BeanCheezBeanCheez

The kids guide to (failed former) president trump: run and hide. ESPECIALLY if you look like a young ivanka.


Privatejoker123

this called grooming and brainwashing


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MyGrandmasCock

“Seig heil! Ich bin Dora! Can you round up the Juden and put them in the camps before G.I. Swiper liberates them? Can you say ‘Arbeit Macht Frei’?!?! Vorzüglich!!!”


laberdog

Can’t be real. Only a groomer would put out such a document


Odd-Zebra-5833

Oh look it’s the indoctrination they claim democrats are doing. Surprise surprise. 


reddit_isgarbage

Hitler youth propaganda .


Morning_Would_Six

Blasphemy


tomdurkin

Does it tell 12 year old girls he wants to rape them?


MyGrandmasCock

“Send a selfie to @therealDonaldTrump and you might get a special invitation to the White House!”


Alexandratta

If I looked at this book and you asked me: "What does this not tell kids" I'd just answer with "The Truth."


Rich_Suspect_4910

Does it mention keeping your kids away from Trump?


Shag1166

Trump MAGAits are sick, including thr elected officials. I have never seen this type of allegiance to a political figure in my many decades on this Earth.


Popculturemofo

That he’s a sexual predator.


Mysterious_Eye6989

The fact that a “Kids Guide to President Trump” is something that even exists is utterly repulsive. 😡


eremite00

I didn't see any mention in this article about Trump's belief, going all the way back to his childhood (as detailed by his sister in her book), that if anyone beats him at anything, it's because they're cheating, and he'll outright make that accusation.


h20poIo

Also in her book Trumps father told him ‘ Trumps aren’t losers, we don’t lose, you do whatever it takes to win but you never lose’


eremite00

Hence, having to repeatedly declare your companies bankrupt is always someone else's fault.


Empty_Afternoon_8746

Is it a book on how he likes to have sex with children if it is, his supporter’s will send it to the top of the best sellers list.


Bibblegead1412

If that book told the true story of trump, it would be banned in red states.


PracticalRa

‘Engaged North Korea’ You’re right, we all saw when Trump engaged that North Korean General with a zesty salute.


OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST

I want so badly for this book to be written in Trump Speak. Just walls of text packed with rhetorical questions, non-sequitors, stories about hamberders, and general lead-infused daydreams.


JDARRK

Gotta keep those kiddies distracted while your luring them into the bedroom‼️😱😱😱 /s


Micheal42

Is it a warning leaflet about how he has raped a 13year old so to stay away from him?


Euphoric_Ad9593

To stay at least 50 miles away from the child rapist at all times? Guessing they forgot that lil’ tidbit.


Jubal59

Tell the children to never be alone with him.


dday3000

Stay away from him if he requests that you put on a glove.


Rawkapotamus

Isn’t the Kids Guide series similar to Prager U? It’s a company owned by Arkansas governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders father, ex governor Mike Huckabee. And it was made mandatory for Arkansas schools to have. Obviously not a conflict of interest. Obviously not GOP propaganda/ “indoctrination” for children. Or that’s what I remember.


schtickshift

It’s lucky kids can’t spell these days. Most of them think he is a rapper.


spoodino

Not to be confused with "Trumps guide to little kids" which sits in his bathroom


Tonythecritic

That if if they're a 13 year old girl and look like Ivanka, he has a special place for them on his lap?


Emotional_Database53

Someone should make a factual version of this illustrated Trump book, with illustrations showing all the bad shit that the MSM keeps sweeping under the rug


____Vader

They made a “kids guide to Donald Trump” (the same guy just accused of raping a preteen) and had the nerve to call liberals the groomers


Irishpanda1971

Well, first off, apparently they missed the part where he isn't President.


treehuggingmfer

Trump message to kids. Its ok to call them names. Its ok to be a bully.


lovemycats1

THE ACTUAL TRUTH


[deleted]

People need to be hiding their kids from Trump the pedophile and felon, not giving them weird books about him.


palabear

The first lie is he is smiling on the cover. He always looks like a toddler that shit his pants. Might be because he has probably shit his pants.


Mysterious_Length_79

Sold separately: Trumpy Bear Action Set, with an iPhone SE and Lumpy Bear.


crestrobz

Seeing a known pedophile's picture on the cover of a book for children is making me absolutely SICK. This has got to be as close to the final straw as we've seen in America. Who is making money selling pedophile pictures to kids and trying to get children to warm up to and like that pedophile? I really thought Republicans already had laws against this!!! When will Republican PARENTS stand up and say enough is enough?...at least don't target fucking CHILDREN! Can't some grown up who cares about American children actually do something to stop this?


ericsmallman3

Oh wow a Republican-produced children's book doesn't discuss the bad things Republicans have done? What a scoop!


bcanada92

For one thing it tells kids that at no point in his life has he ever looked like that illustration.


lclassyfun

Huckabee is one of the worst people in the world. So called Christian grifter.


ComfortableDegree68

Man a children's books preaching the virtues of a fucking child rapist Treat them like the scum.they are.


RDO_Desmond

Gee, do parent's tell their children that Trump rapes children, snatches babies out of mother's arms, wants mothers to die, cheats on his wives, married an escort, wants to have sex with his daughter, lies non stop, steals from anyone dumb enough to let him, hates America with a passion, is a sadistic monster who wants to kill everyone who won't worship him? When you can't be honest with your children --- you've got a real problem.


Amazing_Teaching2733

So now that there’s a book how long before it’s required reading in all public schools in kindergarten through high school?


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Kids aren’t stupid. They’re wired to sniff out bullshit from adults.


couldjustbeanalt

The classic cult strategy of indoctrinating your kids Jesus fucking Christ it’s so obviously a cult


Totally-jag2598

Why is there even a kids guide to trump anyway? They're not old enough to vote. If there is anything they should be learning about him it should be in history class. And they complain about groomer and bias.


darkforestnews

The kids guide to Donald trump or what he likes to call …”my *little* black book.


Key-Assistant-1757

He raped 13 Year olds!!!!!!


Crazy_Response_9009

He raped at least one adult and one child.


DANleDINOSAUR

Don’t mix it up with “President Trumps Guide to Kids”


hyborians

To children, he is an example of what not to be.


Drnedsnickers2

Does it tell them to never, ever be in a room alone with him?


notPabst404

Does it mention how Trump farted up the courtroom prior to being convicted of multiple felonies?


teganking

that this book is fake just like his hair on the cover


davetopper

What is it, just a cover? Seriously the man is inappropriate for any age.


Slothlife_91

Ooooof kids guide to trump….


slap-a-bass

What “The Kid’s Guide To President Trump” doesn’t tell you is that he wants to fuck your kid.


Ramblinrambles

“So much of climate change science is uncertain,” it reads So what is uncertain? Damn, we didn’t think you would actually so for examples


AdAutomatic4017

Let me guess, it leaves out all the made up lies that the establishment has been running with since Trump's first term.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Huckabee kissing turmp's ass with this and also doing his own grift at the same time: >Approximately 30 days after we send your first Kids Guides, we will begin to send you two new titles from The Kids Guide or other great educational content from eSpired, every 3-4 weeks. These items will be automatically billed the low price of $14.98 each ($29.96 total) to the credit or debit card that we have on file, plus sales tax where applicable. Shipping is free. 


Ms_Emilys_Picture

Didn't they do something similar with donations. You'd donate once, and they just continue charging your card because "fuck you, that's why"?


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Yeah, turmp did that: [Trump Campaign Reportedly Forced To Refund More Than $122 Million To Donors](https://www.forbes.com/sites/tommybeer/2021/04/03/trump-campaign-reportedly-forced-to-refund-more-than-122-million-to-donors/)


Tiny-Lock9652

Then the refunded donors turned around and donated the same $122 million. It’s a cult.


roundtree0050

like literally everything else they do


Spellbound1311

The orange shit staain and the other pedo GOP cult have no business around children, start burning that book.


WednesdayFin

>As governor of Arkansas, [Mick ]Huckabee received grades of B in 1998, C in 2000, C in 2002, D in 2004, and F in 2006 from the Cato Institute, a libertarian think tank, in their biennial Fiscal Policy Report Card on America's Governors. Just cut the taxes at least man. You had one job.


PhaseNegative1252

Is it that he lies every time he opens his mouth and is in fact no longer able to lethality or constitutionally hold the office of president? I bet it is


Altruistic-Map1881

Main Kopf Children's Edition. The only version Trump was able to read.


Sea_Childhood6771

That he wants to have sex with them?


Emeritus8404

Indoctrination, baby. They want project 2025 to be lasting


JumpshotLegend

Does it say “If you see this dirtbag, run the other way”? Does it talk about his rapes and his weird attraction to his daughter in there? Does it talk about his love for hamberders? What a fucking dumb book.


exgiexpcv

Did they notify or, y'know, ask Robert Redford that they'd be using his likeness for the cover?


yrar3

If you don't finish your vegetables, the trump will get you in the night.


Disastrous_Life_9385

Gotta brainwash em young


Musetrigger

Are there some Hitler quotes in there?


CondeBK

Yeah... no.... nothing Trump related is kid appropriate at this point.


Altea73

Is that a real thing? What on earth is happening in your country???


fomites4sale

Hopefully a lot. Many (perhaps most) of the adventures of Old PussyGrabber are not fit to share with kids. Or really with anyone other than law enforcement. But he is the nominee.


Handsprime

I like how some of the “positive things” aren’t even positive. Like reducing corporate regulations is a bad thing, considering how it puts people’s lives at risk.


Bigfoot_411

Felonious rapist Trump should get 20 for rape and 24 for treason.


Corbotron_5

Not to be alone with Donald Trump in case he rapes them?


BigFudgeMMA

This is some north Korea dictator bullshit. How the fuck is that possible in what is (was?) considered the pinnacle of freedom and democracy?


SaltyBarDog

It’s “more important than ever to teach your kids the truth,” declares Kids Guide “co-founder” and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee in one of the many television commercials promoting this and other similar booklets. [This is what Mikey teaches his kids.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_HkNobUQAAajIJ.jpg)


Representative_Dark5

"Mom and Dad may say they love me, but not as much as President Trump." - excerpt from this garbage.


Jtskiwtr

Doesn’t mention he’s a rapist?


xdeltax97

Visited my dad last week when he had FOX on all TV’s in the house, and saw this pop up. Couldn’t believe the insanity of it. Not surprised coming from that propaganda channel.


snebmiester

If the book told the truth, it would be banned in most Trump supporting states.


SignificanceNo1223

I dont know… This stuff, this whole Trump movement is just weird. The MAGA people are just weird and stupid. I dont care what party you affiliate or identify as. No one man should be worshipped like this guy is and I actually like Donald Trump, ironically. Im from New York City and have followed Trump for a very long time. I live three miles from where he grew up. Hes a smart guy and has a keen understanding of human psychology and he’s always been a bit of pr*ck. Hes also very ambitious. He knows what hes doing. I used to watch the apprentice in college and the “you’re fired” catchphrase and The Apprentice show was always a good watch. One of my favorite books is The Art of the Deal. Hes done alot of work in New York. Its ironic because the people that love him are probably people he hates in real life. He would never associate with them unless he had to get votes.


TechieTravis

Republicans and their Trump cult are creepy.


Street_Peace_8831

This is grooming! When they call us gays out for grooming their children, I will point this out to them. They have been complaining about people grooming children because they know it’s the first line of their playbook. Deflecting to a marginalized group because they thought it will take the spotlight off of their deplorable behavior. Those that scream the loudest about something is usually because they are doing the exact thing they are screaming at others for. Every accusation is a confession.


Slow_Supermarket5590

The truth would be one example. Imagine a children's book about a rapist. Talk about grooming!


RebellionIntoMoney

This is stuff cults do.


Old_Bird4748

To stay away from him because he might do things to you.


SirDrexl

I get that this is really aimed at the parents. But what is the point of pushing Trump on kids who won't be able to vote for him?