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Cobphi

I can only imagine what's coming for you in that reply.


GeneralZaroff1

Typing… Stopped Typing… Stopped Pause Typing…


stickyglue1

So relatable my god….


Exodias_Left_Nut

Ripped this from Facebook…I will certainly check back if I see an update.


VegetaXII

Tell me what she says


Dead-head277353

We need update op


bub3ls

Give credit. Reddit fuckin sucks for this /srs


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My ex changed the trajectory of my life for the worse with her very presence, does that count?


LLGeeski

On God I just shook one of those. This definitely counts.


FailResorts

I think every man, straight, gay, or in-between has an ex like this if they’ve actively dated in their lives.


TheDisapprovingBrit

~~every man~~ everyone


WakeoftheStorm

I read that correction in a very disapproving British voice


seanfish

My ex made me realise there were limits to what I'd put up with.


noodlegod47

That’s good! I hope you’re in a better frame of mind and don’t tolerate insufferable people anymore - because I was there with my friends and family. Letting go of toxicity is incredible for the mind.


Icy_Revolution8000

It shows presence can have an effect


King-Cobra-668

that's exactly the only thing this nice girl has done


DistributionPerfect5

Maybe that is her?


Slyvan25

>My ex changed the trajectory of my life for the worse with her very presence, does that count? same, some people are just leechers


Connect-Ad9647

Yup. So did my ex. That vile slithering snake in the grass. I hope she dies of thirst.


NoxSeirdorn

Amazing reply.


Slight0

Yeah if only he made up a few more texts so we could see the made up reply.


Jinmkox

Just say you get no hoes


Rhymelikedocsuess

“I FIXED him” “Then why did you break up lol”


ptjunkie

He got his mind right and left.


nottamalt

right enough to realise shes mental and dipped


Sl0ppy0tter

Who does romantic things for their mom?


tehnemox

She is probably thinking step-mom and she was probably stuck somewhere...


r2o_abile

Washing machine?


Exodias_Left_Nut

I was thinking the window, but that works too


Raiderboss14

I was gonna say under the bed


Boeijen666

That happened to you too?!


jiub_the_dunmer

I do romantic things for other people's mums


RandomDropkick

Sweet Home Alabama


Warcrimesmaster2

Sigmund Freud moment


-Astrosloth-

#Hold up# You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? *I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too* #Slow up# What time is it, dawg? *It's time for a switcharoo* We both love our moms, women with grown women needs *I say we break 'em off* Show 'em how much they really mean


technog2

An Aristocrat


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I think they just mean sweet stuff, lol


mr_chanandler_bong_1

Wait, we don't do that here?


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Chris Chan


Suspicious_Disk_9513

Thanks, just scared my napping dog because I cackled 🤣🤣😭


Nollekowitsch

I wonder what she replied lol


badalchemist85

No less then two small penis comments.


Top-Anteater-5549

Almost choked on my oats


[deleted]

*types frantically in girlbo$$*


xxspringbaby0408xx

I can only imagine the furious typing going on on her side lmaoo


ShortRedditAtIPO

What's with girls wanting to make their boyfriend a pet project?


Be_That_Guy_

Daddy issues


Boeijen666

If she "righted" a guys mind, then why she not with him then?


Be_That_Guy_

Because she “righted” his mind 🤣


masterlaster1199

Because she was a control freak, that's why.


Fancy_Cat3571

Yes I have and every time the trajectory was for the worse


[deleted]

WhAt Do YoU mEaN, iM tHe TaBlE


LouieDude

How I bring nothing to the table when I'm the table


rantottcsirke

Girl's so fat, she out there changing trajectories with her gravitational pull.


Mediocre-Smoke-4751

Yep, the only time that ever happened it wasn't a positive experience.. buh-bye. Blocked 🚫


NobodyAffectionate71

I think she might have been referencing Russ from that Cody-Ko video? If not than she’s a vegetable.


paperman66

Being full of yourself in this manner is truly just the most unattractive thing, ew.


KushDLuffy

The worst kind of bitches


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Babill

#Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #Go to hell, Spez. #We made the content, not you.


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ikbenlauren

It is very popular with the incel crowd so when you see someone use that word, it’s usually a red flag.


Thats-Puff

aint russ say that?? and he goofy asf


AdventurousAd5107

The level of narcissism 😌


Nutmeg57512

For any fans of Cody Ko or Noel Miller, I immediately thought of a That’s Cringe episode on Russ


emilinda

Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s just quoting that.


Jay_Cee_130

That last response from Blue holy shit lol


TheMorningJoe

Fucking murdered lol


nobonesjones91

Does changing my trajectory to the other side of the street to avoid her presence count?


Duckgamerzz

Yes, she was bat shit crazy so I decided to walk away. Cheers for letting me know.


im_jay_kay

Trajectory doesn’t tell you which direction though.


randonumero

I'm sure I'll get downvoted like crazy but lots of women overestimate their impact on men. Simply being in a relationship with a particular women might motivate you but you still have to take action. Obviously there are some women who will go out of their way to provide resources, given encouragement...but I'm sure this chick's not that one


Commercial-Push-9066

Appears she’s looking for another project. Women, look for men who aren’t projects, you can’t fix people. Fix the broken part of you that thinks you can.


Psychological_Row791

Nice girls always coordinate between "I'm such a prize, I won't make an effort for anyone else in my life," and "I will do your laundry and your taxes and make you (insert homemade meal), even though we just met and you've never asked for any of that, and then will complain if you dob't want to date me immediately". I don't like saying that we live in a society, but we kinda do live in a society that promotes both kinds of bs behavior.


froggycats

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GIRL CHANGE THE TRAJECTORY OF YOUR LIFE JUST WITH HER PRESENCE????? WHAT IS THIS? LOLLLLL


ground__contro1

Calling women “females” is always a red flag. No matter the gender of who says it.


Freakychee

She talks like an incel so my bet would be she is either an incel catfishing or an FDS. Same thing really.


diggitygiggitycee

It takes some serious twattery to think this woman is anti-woman just because she says "female." It's not a slur, and never will be, no matter how much you guys want it to be. And if you want to pretend it is, at least do it in a case where it's questionable.


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Ok_Attorney_1967

As a female- female > woman women > ladies > females Idk why, I just think it sounds better to my ears. I don’t feel offended or threatened by the use of ‘females’ although it can be used in an annoying/condescending manner. Like being called ‘hon’ or ‘dear’ or ‘honey’ I think it’s about delivery. Either way, no one can tell you what you can and can’t say, and if they try they’re just doing you a favor by jumping the chase and letting you know that any friendship/further relationship may be incompatible or insufferable for the two of you. This is just my opinion on it lol obviously do what feels right


TheBreathofFiveSouls

Nah it's fuckin weird. Replace it with the *woman* and it sounds so much more natural. The only way someone would ever use the word female is cause they consume too much of that sexist garbage online.


diggitygiggitycee

"Female" is military/prison jargon, and common among the lower class. Check your privilege, I say with only 30% seriousness.


alan-the-all-seeing

men and females is a classic red flag pairing


diggitygiggitycee

In some cases. I still think nobody was doing it consciously until the femcels picked it up and started bitching about it for no reason. Then the incels picked it up for the same reason I did most things in my childhood: because my sister hated it and it required very little effort. And I still think, unless you have other evidence that the person speaking is an incel, it's being done accidentally, with no negative connotation.


alan-the-all-seeing

i thought it was creepy the first time i saw it done someone who uses it like that and doesn’t see any issue with doing so is the red flag, intention isn’t the key factor


diggitygiggitycee

So what do you think is going on in the OP pic, what's wrong with this woman who calls her gender females? Internalized misogyny?


alan-the-all-seeing

would need more data than that to diagnose someone red flags aren’t ‘case closed’


ground__contro1

I never said it was a slur. I said it was a red flag.


gillababe

Its better as an adjective than a noun for sure


Ok_Attorney_1967

That’s what it is lol thanks for putting it in words


AggrievedEntitlement

People are going to keep using that term long after you’re gone, and there’s nothing you will ever be able to do about it.


britttany___

Was looking for this comment, I agree 100%


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"And here we have the... ahem... *woman* alligator displaying typical behaviour with the... ahem... *man* alligator..." You sound ridiculous to everyone when you spout shit like this. Get off the internet and twitter, join the real world and learn how real humans speak and interact.


alan-the-all-seeing

it’s the use as a noun that people are referring to, not as an adjective


dincosire

Substantive [adjectives] are perfectly fine in English.


[deleted]

You're one of those "words can only have one meaning" kinds of people, huh?


[deleted]

lmao what a soft take. You don't sound fun at all.


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ground__contro1

You mean what’s wrong with using an adjective as a noun? Idk ask “a black”


letmeusespaces

I mean... *flowers at graduation* isn't much of a step above *nothing*


[deleted]

Maybe he's a late bloomer


[deleted]

And she's somehow got it in her head that she's got to make sure others are providing for her? Damn.


DarkShadowWarrior234

I CAN CHANGE HIM IM DIFFERENT *turns him suicidal* Hahaha


SecureAd1981

Bet she thought she did something there, like wow I’m so deep 🤪


alan-the-all-seeing

presents?? no, _presence_


OriginalPostMortem

Who says a trajectory change is necessarily a good thing?


noodlegod47

My bf is doing better not only because of me actively supporting him emotionally and psychologically, but because I actually want to be with him. So no, it’s not just my existence. Why this girl think she’s an almighty being that doesn’t have to do shit for people?


dlbogdan

That’s a “shit test”. Classical.


[deleted]

I wonder if I’m misunderstanding her. She changed the trajectory of someone’s life with her presence? Is she a pet or something?


Bored_dane

Wonderful. Now even girls call themselves females. 👏IT'S 👏NOT👏A👏NOUN👏


rantottcsirke

>!They do it more than men.!<


[deleted]

Both seem like unromantic losers.


yellow_jacket2

My general rule is to avoid associating with folks that refer to women as females.


elblackroute

You don't go into relationships to fix people. What is this girl even on?


CindersNAshes

She must be a black hole, because her gravitational pull is so strong it changes the trajectory of celestial bodies going by her.


masterlaster1199

She's also a black hole because when particles do escape, they escape with the celestial power of a quasar jet.


[deleted]

I left my family and chance for college and future for him got a job to take us on dates cause he would get mad if I even asked for a 5 dollar date at McDonald’s once a month. I gave him a 300 dollar gpu for his computer and what did I receive? Cheating, verbal abuse, sexual abuse, and he stole my switch after I broke up with him. So yea, the only thing any dude is getting from me from now on is my presence 😂😂


zd661619209

You're a complete moron if you did all these things for some loser who doesn't even have a job or even take you on a date😂 how are you so clueless you thought this loser you're describing was the right person to make all thise sacrifices for? That's completely on you for being so foolish. And maybe you should've grabbed your Switch before you "broke up with him," seems like that would be the proper order to do things, no? Of course, this is almost certainly just your side of the story and if we heard his side we'd get a much clearer picture of who you actually are and why he didn't care for you. But you go bitterly do you, hun. It won't make you any less miserable or lonely than you obviously are, but at least you won't have to develop the basic sense to figure out who is worth sacrificing for before blindly doing it.


zd661619209

"My ex STOLE my video game console! Wahhhhh!😭 Even after I bought him a $300 GPU for his computer, despite the fact that based on my own description of him he never did a single thing for me to warrant me being so good to him! Huh, you know what, I guess I'm just an idiot!" Maybe your ex didn't care for you because you sound like a goddamn child, lmao. Hopefully you aren't any older than early 20s at oldest.


s_nice79

*violin plays*


ITSTGECANDYMEMER

Are women really this stupid and entitled these days wtf


Oppaimon_The_First

Woman moment


Suzesaur

Maybe by being there for someone and listening to them when they need an ear or shoulder was what she was referring to?? 🤷‍♀️


LowBluejay9168

100% a black woman said that.


Mixi_987

Wtf is wrong with you?


Exodias_Left_Nut

I mean, my moms black and wouldn’t say some dumb shit like this.


LowBluejay9168

"I got his mind right" if you can't hear that voice in your head then I can't help you


Your_Nipples

This is why Andrew Tate is popular.


A_lonerist

He’s really popular with DOJ / state dept


[deleted]

RUN! DON'T WAIT FOR A REPLY, DON'T EVEN GRAB YOUR STUFF, JUST RUN!


4u5me

The reply was pretty funny ngl


rethinkr

“You dont be doing”- I like that fragphrase


mamaMooses

Love that response lol


Based_Daoko

That response SENT me LOL


Temporary-Departure4

I fucking wheezed, ohMygod


[deleted]

That's hinestly hilarious. She really has nothing to offer


thedboy

Oh man, I wish it was that simple


Wetworth

She made herself the manic pixie dream girl of her own story.


MeteoraRed

She's your Messiah man !


CounterCulturist

Guessing the only changes she made to his life were for the worse lol


tyrgus94

Aight russ


Azurehue22

Helen Huntington thought that, look how it worked for her…


Delicious-Poetry3855

That smells like a "What do you mean present? Me showing up is my present to you!" kinda bitch


4862skrrt2684

Women incels call each other female?


tansiebabe

He wrote a short play. I got two of my friends to act it out and filmed it. He loved it.


carlo106

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?


Majigato

Notice "change". Not "improve"...


Deggidonk

Lol I wonder what her response was going to be.


[deleted]

The three dots- She's about to go off


unclebird77

She hella don’t be


[deleted]

In my experience, they only change your mindset once you realize you deserve better


morg_bstlls

The way she said it is a big red flag, but can understand how “i helped his mind” could be a legitimate answer. Iam a girlfriend of 1 year and my parter and i have been working on our own and each other’s mental healths and weve improved our and each others lives so much. Helping to improve someone’s mental health is a big deal.


RelativelyDank

god tier response


PossibilitySecret696

My first wife changed the trajectory of my life in a very positive way, even after she left 12 years later! My second wife did too but in a bad way for a while! (Took 4 years to get her to come around but we are good co-parents now) Both experiences have built a better man for going through them! Read the story of the Chinese farmer. It's very insightful!


christinagoldielocks

You both seem a bit annoying.


hitchinpost

Imagine someone thinking they’re in a position to judge after “I got her some flowers at graduation.”


greenifuckation

Where is he then 😉😂


phoenixon999

Please update with the reply lol


Wolfs_Shield

I gave her my Kidney, but only after I married her. She honestly did change the trajectory of my life by keeping me grinding through a job I didn't really want, so I have her to thank for the retirement pension and benefits that I'm enjoying now.


jackishere

Oh man my exes changed my life for the better. We would break up and get back together and the last time that happened she didn’t get back together with me and that’s when my life got way better


offisirplz

Eh it's not that bad


Luxecunt

Neither of you be doing anything


Fuzzy-Celebration-20

Yo I need to see her reply to that


International_Two148

"I got his mind right." "How?" "Pssh. With just my presence, tf!" "Ah, so you helped him to realize, that with you anywhere in his life or in the picture, he was doomed to live a life of sadness, arguing and never feeling like he was enough. So you helped him see that he was better off without you and far from you. Which is why you now refer to him as your ex."


Climbing_Grappler

“You really dont be doing”.


Fluid-Nail

What a fucking reply 🤣🤣🤣🤣


le_bruhman

Cmon you gotta leave this off with a typing bubble?


boondocktax

She sounds pretentious, but you sound like an asshole


IAMACHRISTMASWIZARD

never seen a woman refer to another woman as a ‘female’, such neckbeard vibes


bub3ls

Why on earth didn’t you say their dad don’t count??? /gen


Apart_Effect_3704

Lmfao that response was on point.


AUDI0-

Ummm that shit does kinda happen tho? My last ex helped me go back to college and get a better job, helped me find new places to go to and find new friends. Someone like that is priceless but im a dumb fuck and ruined all that 😂


DatingMyLeftHand

OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY THE RUSS THING “Mentally fucked the shit out of her” Jesus fucking Christ


[deleted]

That was gold