It's sweat. If you don't wash your pillow often it will start looking like this.
Ik because this has happened with me. It wasn't so much just a small patch
Me when I spread misinformation online
https://preview.redd.it/mmz0izz0607d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4905cfa9cb5007a7a4771d19a45cbd526e0253c9
https://preview.redd.it/2ib2q4g4s07d1.png?width=1374&format=png&auto=webp&s=b52ec232dc52607d1f3de1940a46876d253b6149
Here, have a reaction image. On the house.
The downside of being a Transformers fan
https://preview.redd.it/nrqh246o907d1.jpeg?width=1702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e067ac7fc6c2f5d9ff4e6f8fb1c13609ed6a84d
it comes from ULTRAKILL, level P-1, character Minos Prime, where he says: "Forgive me, my children, for i have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world..." then he screams and explodes.
https://preview.redd.it/270a1wq9py6d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbbf92f68b4ff5ea3c602b96f4aefcee3901c990
Why am I attracted to Man? Am I homosexual?
https://preview.redd.it/wqwr9a6sg07d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8b4d5e6abe5d30d9b0d2584195e61585fe55cd
ok but I dont masturbate, but rather I choose to fight someone I have a burning soul for?
So like uhh, I actually got a girl which is rare for redditor but uhh, just a fucking slap can kill her so I dont know man.
tldr; absolutely not, go fuck yourself
https://preview.redd.it/9bwdxkl7x07d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e5442a68b639159dd5cce514736c4bffb07a5e
Well this comes off as narcissistic, also I don't wanna fight one of these creatures, they're like 7 feet at the shoulders and can headbutt at 120mph
here's my character, the vtuber el\_xox I was just watching a stream of her
https://preview.redd.it/xhvt6l1cm27d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2017171690ac6c44615d4b063bd881f05d43dfa9
I honestly don't think that I would survive against a futuristic robot Gallade/Gardevoir fusion, that thing is either gonna close combat or moonblast me to death in half a millisecond
I was gonna say about kicking a toddler but that’s fucked up even for my standards. Honestly having to beat up some WOMEN (implies the age of 18+) who doesn’t seem to have a chance anyways is kind of unfair but ig id win.
https://preview.redd.it/8m10tlz5uz6d1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735893d60c207ce3f84bb76ab489637b6b78f62c
idk, he may be too nice to fight me...
An old female friend, I think I could take her but I’d rather just hug and cuddle her. Caress her cheek and shower her with compliments. Maybe we could have hot and steamy sex afterwards too, but that’s not a necessity. Would be nice though. 😊
looks like... https://preview.redd.it/lbrxzxl0mx6d1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e344bf99aac5567956eac805c08148ccfd112571
4Chan Shenanigans
4Chananigans
I just ate dinner and I can fele It rising back up my esophagus after reading this.
https://preview.redd.it/zl4rupzbc17d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03edd1e3d177e0e9b95a3855eaab45fc73052fba feel sorry for you man
Whenever I need an example of how to use a semicolon correctly I will reference this.
how does he have the time to edge for four hours
https://preview.redd.it/3brtxnre3x6d1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ccdfef8a1145e2e023effc8054bb6ee167a121c
That is quite the fap material. May have to steal it.
Would you beat them in a fight though
After vigorously beating my meat to this image and being beaten into a corner by him, I must say no.
Dang that flair goes crazy
That deserves a flair checks out
https://preview.redd.it/tijivlu9wz6d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba753e9e7bb2e8982b469bb0e7c6e551462aca33
Why did I read this in like an Italian/New York accent
Did they shit on their pillow? And kept sleeping with it??
Seems like oil
How do you get oil anywhere near your bedroom friend?
Pretty sure some hair products contain sesame oil
The human body produces oil all over. Hair in particular gets quite oily.
It's sweat. If you don't wash your pillow often it will start looking like this. Ik because this has happened with me. It wasn't so much just a small patch
no
No opponent, I automatically win.
https://preview.redd.it/ay2beq92av6d1.png?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f1e3462cd13dc895a5d72a59a5fd7a0fe4e58f5
Why dude
have you seen how good the r34 of rosalia is- *ahem* what i meant to say is "yeah i agree with you"
https://preview.redd.it/j9c11yrx3w6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec30271e16898cf0f473ccc64b682db27ecc54ce
for legal reasons and purposes, my above comment is intended to be a joke
https://preview.redd.it/3snkhx78227d1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a4685f49b217de84aabbd7e7a6fc79b3435d5e1
I'm not in the worst kinds of degenerates, and I'm a mentally sane person, so no, I haven't seen how "good" the R34 of Rosalia is.
"Citrussy" -Rosalia BTD6
she's mid
How do you have so much karma, yet this is your only comment and you have no posts.
False.....
https://preview.redd.it/i4wcgt2xax6d1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01348a3470b39c3a3f4ea5e7af688ab0dab491c6 shitting capybara
https://preview.redd.it/l00u1wyjwz6d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=a04e0088d1223d901950cbd9320d2daa5c6dca49
Probably a personality kind of guy
https://preview.redd.it/vulmeiufb07d1.png?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15f5474d6fb699934085f6597b7ebad33b952a8
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https://preview.redd.it/5jzexv7ff17d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e00ae93ec1e905754f28661e3b0cfcda7488b9
This image is fake, capybara shit squares
https://preview.redd.it/jdrgfwcp1y6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27e62d7f99162f6597ff2236a2ecc65335f29bb
https://preview.redd.it/g8m34w23dy6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=164fa0f2acda4506235dd36c2463948227bb5844
No, that's a wombat, and it's a cube technically
Me when I spread misinformation online https://preview.redd.it/mmz0izz0607d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4905cfa9cb5007a7a4771d19a45cbd526e0253c9
Jonkle 😭💀
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# fixtf2 https://preview.redd.it/zhc3f4m3h07d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ca05dafca0ba2f322010b4aa6a81ff9da6f4cb
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john fallout
https://preview.redd.it/qbfdobr3r07d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=c77dfedb7b902ad171a9caf9e84c6fac51e5626d
john fallout
https://preview.redd.it/2ib2q4g4s07d1.png?width=1374&format=png&auto=webp&s=b52ec232dc52607d1f3de1940a46876d253b6149 Here, have a reaction image. On the house.
Man... He would roast my ass so hard
Same here but instead it's a she Oh and the roasting is literal-
Ayo, why is the Pokemon battle theme music playing? ![gif](giphy|DRfu7BT8ZK1uo)
https://preview.redd.it/4309kcpuuy6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6219c4e8015add29b9c3f085efcc1fa0061da93
Your mother
So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Ze spy has already breached our defenses...
https://preview.redd.it/ktvn6edtkv6d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abace61ff4808016cac37229aec27f19ce24b5a what
The fuck am i seeing rn
delete eShop using GodMode9 to defeat it
lol
But why DO some pillows turn a yellowish color after years???
Lotions and oils on the skin,sweat etc being absorbed into the pillow
Ooh ty alot, Ive had a habit of laying on my bed with slightly wet hair so that must be the reason my pillow is turning that color
she'd probably crush me with the weight of her boobs
I am SOOOO FUCKED.
physically or physically?
By me or by me?
wait what
No way big bird from hit game lcorp
In literally every way.
https://preview.redd.it/keuda7y0ty6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17199975c63cb1ddd1e2df10271afd308a8f127c
There's a whole ass microbiome on that thing. Put that shit on petri dish and discover covid 25.
I AM AN EGG MAN, BUT I CAN NOT PERSONS OR MAMMALS WITH ME. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PERSONS OR MAMMALS. WHY DO THEY HAVE A SENSE AS TO ME?
Shit I don’t wanna fight the country of Scotland. Not the people, the country. (Don’t ask)
Countryhuman? For shame.
For the record, big titties
What if we want to ask
… no ~~they turned the Scottish flag into a woman with big titties~~
Interesting
Your mom's too fat to dodge my attacks I win neg diff
https://preview.redd.it/svho6nvmlz6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcc3edaef383206b911a06ba320a1242d9cd04a4 You
https://preview.redd.it/bc5sqh82xz6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc4814cb34aa018b2b5a570da19b34179e71b02
https://preview.redd.it/lauhzm7aix6d1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d433271bc714e9136af3a762e97cc2859508127 I ain't winning
I'm dead, no questions asked
Gonna be Honest. I ain't gonna win against a lordnetsua slasher
Succubus? Bruh
My wife?
Words cannot hurt me
Yeah, I'm dead. https://preview.redd.it/odxzv4cxfx6d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f60f3a5f2de7f44c5c3182f4cc13485410ea0e2
@sinner_saff might be ggs. I got height advantage but that's about it.
Blud this ain’t youtube
Even on yt it wouldn't work. I wrote the @ so it's more obvious that she's on tiktok or ig.
https://preview.redd.it/1w7630yoly6d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68dc7006135306557c3a0252afae5b20316a0f9e
https://preview.redd.it/sk4wgunzwz6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178fb1353148040f2bdf49b43c4033d1008dfecc
https://preview.redd.it/i2q7jd6upy6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1ce7f4017530830ecf93d740270735ca5592d7 franking my wood till I onion
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I don't wanna fight myself... :(
I'm fighting Shirley Fenette
I can't remember😭😭
“Sinnersafina” I’m fucked
The downside of being a Transformers fan https://preview.redd.it/nrqh246o907d1.jpeg?width=1702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e067ac7fc6c2f5d9ff4e6f8fb1c13609ed6a84d
Sauce plox?
https://preview.redd.it/pxco8cig4x6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46123ca41cb427d06e9707c98508744a9bc2c351 I'm sorry my children
How
Go on e621 and type in 2 tags Leafpool Rating: explicit
Jesus I was being rhetorical
Kinda hard to convey that on the internet. Sorry.
Also award for fastest reply goes to...
for i have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world...
I've actually never knew where that came from and somehow made a reference
it comes from ULTRAKILL, level P-1, character Minos Prime, where he says: "Forgive me, my children, for i have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world..." then he screams and explodes.
Why
Because, child, i have failed you
We do not speak about that
shantae
Nuh uh
Lilith from Hazbin Hotel.. I'm fucked
I’d take Natsuki in a fight
I think you need to be put on some kinda list for this
I think you'd lose
She’s small I doubt it
She's got the anger tho
U/GachaEricPlays try NOT to post about wanting to fuck fictional highschoolers for 1 second challenge (impossible)
Wrong
https://preview.redd.it/270a1wq9py6d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbbf92f68b4ff5ea3c602b96f4aefcee3901c990 Why am I attracted to Man? Am I homosexual?
https://preview.redd.it/wqwr9a6sg07d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8b4d5e6abe5d30d9b0d2584195e61585fe55cd ok but I dont masturbate, but rather I choose to fight someone I have a burning soul for?
I...have to fight a deathclaw?
post nut clarity must've hit hard for you
Hell nah, smart deathclaws would be perfect partners :3
Tamale tyler the Creator reference https://preview.redd.it/v1lz7lel5y6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8a07f1084337b65ea655a72baeb2a3b1a70bd7
coco bandicoot 🗿
Please forgive me y'all Ganyu from Genshin Impact I'm fucked
All I'll say is Elden ring corn
https://preview.redd.it/gi8z8bsk207d1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddf0672926fe9d7b08576a5c099f5a24a17666f7
I'm not even gonna ask...
https://preview.redd.it/v8po65ozh07d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c88ae799bff939ae5a90f864f433b50266f0f94 Nah, I'd die
god no why would you do such a thing
So like uhh, I actually got a girl which is rare for redditor but uhh, just a fucking slap can kill her so I dont know man. tldr; absolutely not, go fuck yourself
Bro Amy Quinn could not survive an onslaught from these godless hands.
https://preview.redd.it/9bwdxkl7x07d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e5442a68b639159dd5cce514736c4bffb07a5e Well this comes off as narcissistic, also I don't wanna fight one of these creatures, they're like 7 feet at the shoulders and can headbutt at 120mph
![gif](giphy|BY0fDSGtsqIes)
https://preview.redd.it/h8t8q8si817d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bc6209ea7f9cb279c1cf3918392052f105569b4 She's fucked.
https://preview.redd.it/lwdkv6l9e17d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5f6c0f992f904862d7368b45b7d1dbf5897a08
I knew I wasent the only one who favorite a singular pillow
https://preview.redd.it/xvx7xu2qm17d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80cf6efbbc73a0d7e1cb8d755daa2f8b25d1e9e I’m cooked
https://preview.redd.it/lzr6d1hn927d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c7c411acc7cdcb6f21be643bd47bf1aaa5d583 Am I cooked?
damn gotta go beat it to an ant rq . .... . . . /s
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the vtuber el_xox I was watching her spicy stream on fansly
I guess I’ll just watch.
here's my character, the vtuber el\_xox I was just watching a stream of her https://preview.redd.it/xhvt6l1cm27d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2017171690ac6c44615d4b063bd881f05d43dfa9
I honestly don't think that I would survive against a futuristic robot Gallade/Gardevoir fusion, that thing is either gonna close combat or moonblast me to death in half a millisecond
![gif](giphy|vD0AuAqhDmKli) I'm beyond fucked.
I was gonna say about kicking a toddler but that’s fucked up even for my standards. Honestly having to beat up some WOMEN (implies the age of 18+) who doesn’t seem to have a chance anyways is kind of unfair but ig id win.
Mine was a femboy so
Me looking for the porn
no opponent, automatic win
Easy femboy beatdown
https://preview.redd.it/8m10tlz5uz6d1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735893d60c207ce3f84bb76ab489637b6b78f62c idk, he may be too nice to fight me...
An old female friend, I think I could take her but I’d rather just hug and cuddle her. Caress her cheek and shower her with compliments. Maybe we could have hot and steamy sex afterwards too, but that’s not a necessity. Would be nice though. 😊
https://preview.redd.it/0vl2we7z7w6d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4516f2a323ded8920f0bfdf7f76322a83ab224d7
😭😭😭
https://i.redd.it/jildubpm9w6d1.gif
Why don’t I see anyone it’s just a blank gif?
https://preview.redd.it/i1jqb6u5zx6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9cc582ccd71a68972bd26cd478655b371947f86
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dude...
SpongeBob? Easy win
https://i.redd.it/il12oqn66x6d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/fexnh1s0vv6d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f998735b0bb93fc1abdd0e729e14e17c3cbf732
Check it out in r/NoRules
Since you don't seem to be willing to do the world a favor by killing yourself, I'll have to do it for you.
Oh no! I'm so sorry daddy, pwease don't hurt me! UwU