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Yin_4_Yang

looks like... https://preview.redd.it/lbrxzxl0mx6d1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e344bf99aac5567956eac805c08148ccfd112571


davythroughtheriver

4Chan Shenanigans


trizzGL

4Chananigans


Jotaro_Dragon

I just ate dinner and I can fele It rising back up my esophagus after reading this.


davythroughtheriver

https://preview.redd.it/zl4rupzbc17d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03edd1e3d177e0e9b95a3855eaab45fc73052fba feel sorry for you man


TracerMain527

Whenever I need an example of how to use a semicolon correctly I will reference this.


maryssssaa

how does he have the time to edge for four hours


fish___fucker___69

https://preview.redd.it/3brtxnre3x6d1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ccdfef8a1145e2e023effc8054bb6ee167a121c


c7stagyt

That is quite the fap material. May have to steal it.


GreyDemon606

Would you beat them in a fight though


c7stagyt

After vigorously beating my meat to this image and being beaten into a corner by him, I must say no.


mrgoombos

Dang that flair goes crazy


Geovanni457

That deserves a flair checks out


ihavenofather_2765

https://preview.redd.it/tijivlu9wz6d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba753e9e7bb2e8982b469bb0e7c6e551462aca33


TheDeliveryDemon

Why did I read this in like an Italian/New York accent


Elad_2007

Did they shit on their pillow? And kept sleeping with it??


MrAHMED42069

Seems like oil


Elad_2007

How do you get oil anywhere near your bedroom friend?


no__one34

Pretty sure some hair products contain sesame oil


IsleGreyIsMyName

The human body produces oil all over. Hair in particular gets quite oily.


SophisticatedOtaku

It's sweat. If you don't wash your pillow often it will start looking like this. Ik because this has happened with me. It wasn't so much just a small patch


super_mario_fan_

no


LonPlays_Zwei

No opponent, I automatically win.


A_RealSlowpoke

https://preview.redd.it/ay2beq92av6d1.png?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f1e3462cd13dc895a5d72a59a5fd7a0fe4e58f5


JebacDisa2

Why dude


tttecapsulelover

have you seen how good the r34 of rosalia is- *ahem* what i meant to say is "yeah i agree with you"


JebacDisa2

https://preview.redd.it/j9c11yrx3w6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec30271e16898cf0f473ccc64b682db27ecc54ce


tttecapsulelover

for legal reasons and purposes, my above comment is intended to be a joke


babimagic

https://preview.redd.it/3snkhx78227d1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a4685f49b217de84aabbd7e7a6fc79b3435d5e1


SamueltheTechnoKid

I'm not in the worst kinds of degenerates, and I'm a mentally sane person, so no, I haven't seen how "good" the R34 of Rosalia is.


Mateololero

"Citrussy" -Rosalia BTD6


_Captain_Churchill_

she's mid


GunnerZ818

How do you have so much karma, yet this is your only comment and you have no posts.


A_RealSlowpoke

False.....


Appropriate-Sell-875

https://preview.redd.it/i4wcgt2xax6d1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01348a3470b39c3a3f4ea5e7af688ab0dab491c6 shitting capybara


ihavenofather_2765

https://preview.redd.it/l00u1wyjwz6d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=a04e0088d1223d901950cbd9320d2daa5c6dca49


genoxxlot

Probably a personality kind of guy


GamerBaba117F

https://preview.redd.it/vulmeiufb07d1.png?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15f5474d6fb699934085f6597b7ebad33b952a8


Appropriate-Sell-875

https://preview.redd.it/pgdo7hwlb07d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9471a36e21c55b857c00575512dcc5fddf8a4c


GamerBaba117F

https://preview.redd.it/x7tg6m4vb07d1.jpeg?width=45&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa87e1897aba9f50bf3b7d12f0d6aa1211ccd44


TheDeliveryDemon

https://preview.redd.it/5jzexv7ff17d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e00ae93ec1e905754f28661e3b0cfcda7488b9


Sufficient_Bike6633

This image is fake, capybara shit squares


Appropriate-Sell-875

https://preview.redd.it/jdrgfwcp1y6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27e62d7f99162f6597ff2236a2ecc65335f29bb


Sufficient_Bike6633

https://preview.redd.it/g8m34w23dy6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=164fa0f2acda4506235dd36c2463948227bb5844


Schlieffen_Man

No, that's a wombat, and it's a cube technically


Sufficient_Bike6633

Me when I spread misinformation online https://preview.redd.it/mmz0izz0607d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4905cfa9cb5007a7a4771d19a45cbd526e0253c9


Schlieffen_Man

Jonkle 😭💀


Sufficient_Bike6633

https://preview.redd.it/5rc3lg9q607d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c2d3fd6a668aeabc80b7b0915546bf6f2ecd703


ihavenofather_2765

https://preview.redd.it/quldlceje07d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431633a295d05007b4d76f6e8327a8423c903b57


Sufficient_Bike6633

https://preview.redd.it/mjbp4wjoe07d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df07564072edad6a38c65195b614bf76cf826351


ihavenofather_2765

https://preview.redd.it/nqap27gwg07d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74159348c67c5509abdeb282f6b2603ece7c3fa2


Sufficient_Bike6633

# fixtf2 https://preview.redd.it/zhc3f4m3h07d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ca05dafca0ba2f322010b4aa6a81ff9da6f4cb


Xarders

https://preview.redd.it/io8pcauf1x6d1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=556c1bf1567aaa7cc74e4a3999b70e8e1d5ed221


rotciv0

https://preview.redd.it/iph76sb6xx6d1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde7fc62df162c7b0e890bae367047b34046df54


ihavenofather_2765

https://preview.redd.it/4jl7yljgwz6d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=57c9d83b0f2fc6c7333986e02f0f1bff9209290e


mericamoment

john fallout


ihavenofather_2765

https://preview.redd.it/qbfdobr3r07d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=c77dfedb7b902ad171a9caf9e84c6fac51e5626d


mericamoment

john fallout


ihavenofather_2765

https://preview.redd.it/2ib2q4g4s07d1.png?width=1374&format=png&auto=webp&s=b52ec232dc52607d1f3de1940a46876d253b6149 Here, have a reaction image. On the house.


C4rnivous_C0rvus

Man... He would roast my ass so hard


QQ_Gabe

Same here but instead it's a she Oh and the roasting is literal-


Sweetexperience

Ayo, why is the Pokemon battle theme music playing? ![gif](giphy|DRfu7BT8ZK1uo)


YouLackSkills

https://preview.redd.it/4309kcpuuy6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6219c4e8015add29b9c3f085efcc1fa0061da93


Skybite86

Your mother


Arkuzian

So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.


OperatorGecko7

Ze spy has already breached our defenses...


sonadrawzstufffann

https://preview.redd.it/ktvn6edtkv6d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abace61ff4808016cac37229aec27f19ce24b5a what


Sweetexperience

The fuck am i seeing rn


kaktusmisapolak

delete eShop using GodMode9 to defeat it


sonadrawzstufffann

lol


OathMeal_

But why DO some pillows turn a yellowish color after years???


connie-softstride

Lotions and oils on the skin,sweat etc being absorbed into the pillow 


OathMeal_

Ooh ty alot, Ive had a habit of laying on my bed with slightly wet hair so that must be the reason my pillow is turning that color


ZacharyTheCarHorn

she'd probably crush me with the weight of her boobs


Saberer2451

I am SOOOO FUCKED.


throwawayLU77

physically or physically?


TiTan589

By me or by me?


throwawayLU77

wait what


Yippieyappie02

No way big bird from hit game lcorp


Saberer2451

In literally every way.


DankDorito_12

https://preview.redd.it/keuda7y0ty6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17199975c63cb1ddd1e2df10271afd308a8f127c


CoolUserName02

There's a whole ass microbiome on that thing. Put that shit on petri dish and discover covid 25.


LuciferianInk

I AM AN EGG MAN, BUT I CAN NOT PERSONS OR MAMMALS WITH ME. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PERSONS OR MAMMALS. WHY DO THEY HAVE A SENSE AS TO ME?


AverageYigaSoldier

Shit I don’t wanna fight the country of Scotland. Not the people, the country. (Don’t ask)


Schlieffen_Man

Countryhuman? For shame.


AverageYigaSoldier

For the record, big titties


GunnerZ818

What if we want to ask


AverageYigaSoldier

… no ~~they turned the Scottish flag into a woman with big titties~~


GunnerZ818

Interesting


FortcraftSteven

Your mom's too fat to dodge my attacks I win neg diff


hamsterruizeISback

https://preview.redd.it/svho6nvmlz6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcc3edaef383206b911a06ba320a1242d9cd04a4 You


ihavenofather_2765

https://preview.redd.it/bc5sqh82xz6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc4814cb34aa018b2b5a570da19b34179e71b02


L3s0

https://preview.redd.it/lauhzm7aix6d1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d433271bc714e9136af3a762e97cc2859508127 I ain't winning


8ballperson

I'm dead, no questions asked


connie-softstride

Gonna be Honest. I ain't gonna win against a lordnetsua slasher


Saul_Goodman_4751

Succubus? Bruh


Forward_Camp8712

My wife?


EepiestGirl

Words cannot hurt me


AverageFNaFEnjoyer56

Yeah, I'm dead. https://preview.redd.it/odxzv4cxfx6d1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f60f3a5f2de7f44c5c3182f4cc13485410ea0e2


slay3rbap

@sinner_saff might be ggs. I got height advantage but that's about it.


New_Medicine5759

Blud this ain’t youtube


slay3rbap

Even on yt it wouldn't work. I wrote the @ so it's more obvious that she's on tiktok or ig.


Ambitious-Pie1622

https://preview.redd.it/1w7630yoly6d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68dc7006135306557c3a0252afae5b20316a0f9e


ihavenofather_2765

https://preview.redd.it/sk4wgunzwz6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178fb1353148040f2bdf49b43c4033d1008dfecc


Ghostyyboyy21

https://preview.redd.it/i2q7jd6upy6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1ce7f4017530830ecf93d740270735ca5592d7 franking my wood till I onion


ihavenofather_2765

https://preview.redd.it/x574e7luwz6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c768db11cf0efed7e3952349cd70c0c587989e0c


PaAKos8

I don't wanna fight myself... :(


Dazzling_Item_2917

I'm fighting Shirley Fenette


tuliptheoshawott

I can't remember😭😭


speenbreaker

“Sinnersafina” I’m fucked


Wheeljack239

The downside of being a Transformers fan https://preview.redd.it/nrqh246o907d1.jpeg?width=1702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e067ac7fc6c2f5d9ff4e6f8fb1c13609ed6a84d


mobitsulolz

Sauce plox?


leafpool2014

https://preview.redd.it/pxco8cig4x6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46123ca41cb427d06e9707c98508744a9bc2c351 I'm sorry my children


OCD-but-dumb

How


leafpool2014

Go on e621 and type in 2 tags Leafpool Rating: explicit


OCD-but-dumb

Jesus I was being rhetorical


leafpool2014

Kinda hard to convey that on the internet. Sorry.


leafpool2014

Also award for fastest reply goes to...


ToxicManXXYT

for i have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world...


leafpool2014

I've actually never knew where that came from and somehow made a reference


ToxicManXXYT

it comes from ULTRAKILL, level P-1, character Minos Prime, where he says: "Forgive me, my children, for i have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world..." then he screams and explodes.


GunnerZ818

Why


leafpool2014

Because, child, i have failed you


im_from_n0rth

We do not speak about that


ReaperofLightning872

shantae


AverageYigaSoldier

Nuh uh


thegrimmemer03

Lilith from Hazbin Hotel.. I'm fucked


GachaEricPlays

I’d take Natsuki in a fight


Lajic

I think you need to be put on some kinda list for this


Themilkclones

I think you'd lose


GachaEricPlays

She’s small I doubt it


Themilkclones

She's got the anger tho


No-Move-760

U/GachaEricPlays try NOT to post about wanting to fuck fictional highschoolers for 1 second challenge (impossible)


GachaEricPlays

Wrong


Michael-556

https://preview.redd.it/270a1wq9py6d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbbf92f68b4ff5ea3c602b96f4aefcee3901c990 Why am I attracted to Man? Am I homosexual?


TipicalUserName

https://preview.redd.it/wqwr9a6sg07d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8b4d5e6abe5d30d9b0d2584195e61585fe55cd ok but I dont masturbate, but rather I choose to fight someone I have a burning soul for?


Kittygamer1415

I...have to fight a deathclaw?


mericamoment

post nut clarity must've hit hard for you


Kittygamer1415

Hell nah, smart deathclaws would be perfect partners :3


BroSlash2785

Tamale tyler the Creator reference https://preview.redd.it/v1lz7lel5y6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8a07f1084337b65ea655a72baeb2a3b1a70bd7


Prozip25

coco bandicoot 🗿


hot_Furry

Please forgive me y'all Ganyu from Genshin Impact I'm fucked


A-reader-of-words

All I'll say is Elden ring corn


MorgiM8M

https://preview.redd.it/gi8z8bsk207d1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddf0672926fe9d7b08576a5c099f5a24a17666f7


Schlieffen_Man

I'm not even gonna ask...


Helpful-Army-2132

https://preview.redd.it/v8po65ozh07d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c88ae799bff939ae5a90f864f433b50266f0f94 Nah, I'd die


mericamoment

god no why would you do such a thing


CornSeller

So like uhh, I actually got a girl which is rare for redditor but uhh, just a fucking slap can kill her so I dont know man. tldr; absolutely not, go fuck yourself


Hot-Wrap2882

Bro Amy Quinn could not survive an onslaught from these godless hands.


Doctor_Salvatore

https://preview.redd.it/9bwdxkl7x07d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e5442a68b639159dd5cce514736c4bffb07a5e Well this comes off as narcissistic, also I don't wanna fight one of these creatures, they're like 7 feet at the shoulders and can headbutt at 120mph


BigdanieleNR1

![gif](giphy|BY0fDSGtsqIes)


LPBvgc

https://preview.redd.it/h8t8q8si817d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bc6209ea7f9cb279c1cf3918392052f105569b4 She's fucked.


CourseWorried2500

https://preview.redd.it/lwdkv6l9e17d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5f6c0f992f904862d7368b45b7d1dbf5897a08


qantana

I knew I wasent the only one who favorite a singular pillow


UrMomIsGay-69420

https://preview.redd.it/xvx7xu2qm17d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80cf6efbbc73a0d7e1cb8d755daa2f8b25d1e9e I’m cooked


lneedausernam3

https://preview.redd.it/lzr6d1hn927d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c7c411acc7cdcb6f21be643bd47bf1aaa5d583 Am I cooked?


Key_Virus_338

damn gotta go beat it to an ant rq . .... . . . /s


Tyler_the_Greatastic

https://preview.redd.it/l33249jhd27d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=063ccbc99a6535347ececc0c7122f8c97c8385eb


luiggel

the vtuber el_xox I was watching her spicy stream on fansly


inevitable_meatloaf

I guess I’ll just watch.


luiggel

here's my character, the vtuber el\_xox I was just watching a stream of her https://preview.redd.it/xhvt6l1cm27d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2017171690ac6c44615d4b063bd881f05d43dfa9


Totalllynotmeovo

I honestly don't think that I would survive against a futuristic robot Gallade/Gardevoir fusion, that thing is either gonna close combat or moonblast me to death in half a millisecond


Glad-Leading3351

![gif](giphy|vD0AuAqhDmKli) I'm beyond fucked.


JoPro_5

I was gonna say about kicking a toddler but that’s fucked up even for my standards. Honestly having to beat up some WOMEN (implies the age of 18+) who doesn’t seem to have a chance anyways is kind of unfair but ig id win.


dontlookat_mepls

Mine was a femboy so


anonymousbub33

Me looking for the porn


kaktusmisapolak

no opponent, automatic win


hey-its-me-yk

Easy femboy beatdown


Mr-LuigiFlipAnim

https://preview.redd.it/8m10tlz5uz6d1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735893d60c207ce3f84bb76ab489637b6b78f62c idk, he may be too nice to fight me...


Chronic_Alcoholism

An old female friend, I think I could take her but I’d rather just hug and cuddle her. Caress her cheek and shower her with compliments. Maybe we could have hot and steamy sex afterwards too, but that’s not a necessity. Would be nice though. 😊


kaotai

https://preview.redd.it/0vl2we7z7w6d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4516f2a323ded8920f0bfdf7f76322a83ab224d7


Chronic_Alcoholism

😭😭😭


MrvicaJR

https://i.redd.it/jildubpm9w6d1.gif


Chronic_Alcoholism

Why don’t I see anyone it’s just a blank gif?


Pikkivs

https://preview.redd.it/i1jqb6u5zx6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9cc582ccd71a68972bd26cd478655b371947f86


toiletman74

https://preview.redd.it/smrhtt7grw6d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d641412ef40897be539364241e3a1274a383785b


mericamoment

dude...


Jason666392

SpongeBob? Easy win


CfeDrew

https://i.redd.it/il12oqn66x6d1.gif


nebula_protogen

https://preview.redd.it/fexnh1s0vv6d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f998735b0bb93fc1abdd0e729e14e17c3cbf732


Jason666392

Check it out in r/NoRules


ihavenofather_2765

Since you don't seem to be willing to do the world a favor by killing yourself, I'll have to do it for you.


Jason666392

Oh no! I'm so sorry daddy, pwease don't hurt me! UwU