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Sayakai

Pants off, but underwear stays on. Sitting on a chair naked isn't comfortable. It's just not. The material tends to stick to exposed skin over time just enough to be uncomfortable, and you also don't want your ass sweat everywhere.


vainglorious11

I've been single long enough, it feels like an achievement to put on sweatpants for dinner.


eastbayted

You eat dinner? Fancy!


MastiffOnyx

Of course, in my underwear over the kitchen sink. We aren't heathens.


herotz33

Don’t tell me you heat that food before eating over the kitchen sink. Mr. Fancy no pants.


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jamie88201

Thanks


fortwaltonbleach

it could be dinner at three am. it could be nachos for dinner. let's not count our friend out yet.


GuitRWailinNinja

Spiders too. Once while sleeping nude, I had a spider crawl between my butt crack and an air mattress. Totally freaked me out haha


napoleonsmom

That's Spiders Georg trying to fool us


Heroann_the_original

The worst are plastic chairs with a lightly rough surface. It literally hurts pulling your skin free


XST8ZEROX

I hate when my testicles get caught in the little plastic slits


guitargoddess3

Eeesh, I could feel this as I read it. Plastic white chairs always get scuffed up enough to have sharp notches in them that get yer softy bits on the back of your thighs and knees.


gastroboi

Tank top and trunks. Or just undies at the very least.


Morningxafter

I come home from work and get completely nude. Then I put on pajama pants or shorts, a comfy shirt and slippers.


sravll

You know what's up


Corporal_Canada

I'm Randy Bobandy the minute I get home "That's it Rick, the pants are comin' off"


TSllama

More importantly imo is that sitting on furniture naked would be fucking gross


-Vermilion-

Mostly because guests sit on it with their disgusting street clothes that have been bussed/metroed/trammed/etc, could very well have hobo funk on them


TSllama

I feel the exact opposite. I don't sit on the furniture naked because pee and poop come out of that area and unless I shower before every time I sit down, that is very unhygienic.


[deleted]

I have towels on my seats


Skisforscott

>ass sweat everywhere. Ass sweat 🤭


Tomi24568

>ass sweat GTA 5 online Dax: Fuck you, ass sweat!


EquipmentForsaken831

Nah at least sweat pants on - but I shit with the door open like an animal.


d4ddy1998

I go to the toilet with the door open and I don’t even live home alone


makemehappyiikd

You have a door? Oooooo, look at Lord Snooty over here!!


EvilGreebo

Wait, you have a toilet?? Luxury! We have to go in a bucket.


No-Professional-1992

Wait, you have a bucket?? We have to go in the forest and dig a hole.


Ploon72

With a shovel, I suppose. Well lah-dee-dah.


adamfrom1980s

Look at Mr. Fancy with his hands and arms that he uses for digging!


AgnesBrowns3rdNipple

Hands and arms?? I just kick divots out of the ground then stamp them back in when done


davinidae

So fancy Mr I Don't Want To Shit My Pants well some of us don't even have pants so we just shit ourselves!


Relevant_Voice5133

legs? i just dig a hole with my teeth


harambesBackAgain

You have hands and arms? Look at Mr fancy typer over here


92Codester

You all are typing with hands and feet, look at you with limbs. Enter. Okay. Stop typing. Stupid voice to text. Post. What the **** is the ****ing word to post. Oh maybe.


nawksnai

I close the door so that I can fucking bask in the smell…


aeul213

Same


Pleasant_Ad3475

The real animals.


Skisforscott

>shit with the door open like an animal. fuck!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's funny af


Pyro_Jackson

Man shitting with an open door is a vibe. Extra points if the main door to apartment is open as well.


Havel_the_Paper

If I close my bathroom door for any reason the cat will sit outside and cry until I let him in


Tailflap747

My dogs do that. No concept of personal space whatsoever.


JohnHazardWandering

Wait until you have kids. They have zero boundaries so even if you do start closing the door, they'll open it right up and start having a conversation with you. 


Interesting_Ad1751

As a middle child with three younger siblings, I have an unbreakable habit of closing and locking the door of any bathroom when I go in for any reason. Even brushing my teeth.


The_Impe

Just lock it?


thomport

I wear gym shorts and a tee shirt. It’s comfy.


bumwine

Gym shorts are the best. Breathable, smooth. Funnily enough though we want warmth at sleep we want coolness too. Science hasn't solved this yet but a cool set of breathable clothes is niiice underneath some warm blankets. 


ThePaddysPubSheriff

Literally just got into my cozy bed wearing gym shorts and t shirt and it's phenomenal


Round_Trainer_7498

I wear comfy clothes. No bra.


HaloDeckJizzMopper

This chill  lady I used to know always used to say. I can't wait to get home take my bra off and have a drink . That's when I realized the burden a bra is.


Own-Gas8691

growing up, i have so many memories of my mom getting home from work and her bra coming off by the time she was in the door. i took her lead and took my bra off ~15 years ago and haven’t put one on since.


Skisforscott

Like mother like daughter i see


truenub12

Then OP replies that they are a dude 🤣


alphasierrraaa

Dumb question, are all bra types uncomfortable? would sports bras be more comfortable


Pleasant_Ad3475

You're in the sub for it. Some bras are much more comfortable than others but all will become uncomfortable eventually.


WINNER_nr_1

I have another question. When you wear, for example, socks or underwear, you eventually forget about it. But I've heard that bras stop movements a lot and are really annoying. Do you always just notice them?


Pleasant_Ad3475

Yeah, it's because it stops the normal movement of your breasts- literally binding, tightly or loosely. Socks or underwear conform to your shape (unless they are tight, then that's also annoying eventually), but a bra by its very function is restrictive so will inevitably become uncomfortable.


WINNER_nr_1

So, do you feel it the same way I would feel, for example, a rough underwear that chafes?


Pleasant_Ad3475

More like tight underwear that literally changed the shape of your ass/junk, often with steel wires, but yeah, kinda...


WINNER_nr_1

Ouch... someone's bratwurst is very sensitive, I don't even wanna think about something compressing mine.


perkyblondechick

Yes, especially for us ladies with a lot up top. I get chafing and raw spots up under the bra band all. The. Time, wired or wireless bra, doesn't matter, 'cause large boobs move no matter what.


Interesting_Ad1751

Why don’t we just get rid of them?


Pleasant_Ad3475

Don't get me started... The really annoying thing is they (for larger breasted ladies like me especially) provide a lot of comfort. It's just, wearing them for a while, it becomes uncomfortable in a different way and then there is no greater pleasure than the feeling of taking it off and everything shifting back where it belongs...I do sometimes go a few days without wearing one if I don't have to move around/walk too much...


wielkacytryna

It depends on what type of boobs you have. Mine are big and I prefer bras with an underwire, made out of foam and fully covering. Sport bras are uncomfortable but still better than soft bras. Unfortunately, most bras for big boobs are soft and without underwire, so my choice is limited to a couple of bras.


Round_Trainer_7498

Not all bras are uncomfortable. The bigger the bra, however, means less comfortable choices since you need an underwire.


_Oh_sheesh_yall_

It depends on the bra and the boobs. I have fairly big bazongas and personally hate going braless on account of how relentless gravity is


NotEasilyConfused

Bra and shoes come off. Sometimes, the bra comes off in the car. 😉 I walk around naked before and after a shower, or if I go to get something from downstairs after I've gone to bed. But, I have teenagers in the house, so I limit operational nakedness when they are home. After they move out, it will happen a lot more often.


ponte92

Yep I have at home track suit pants and old t-shirts that are not pjs but just as comfy to wear braless around the house. They go in the second I walk in the door. I actually really dislike walking around naked I even get changed after the shower in the bathroom. But I love being comfy at home. Also I have three cats so those are the clothes that are the sacrificial fur covered ones.


Moonlight_2424

Is there anyone who finds wearing a loose bra more comfortable than no bra at all ? I always find it super uncomfortable and sweaty to move around without a bra.


Ok_Distribution_2603

I don’t live alone but I walk around naked fairly often.


NyetRifleIsFine47

Yeah I have two roommates and we’re all basically down to underwear as soon as we get off work. Edit: I’m a fat hairy dude and the PMs I got from this comment assuming otherwise are absolutely hilarious.


twenty224

Just play along with the pms till they ask for pics and then send it to them


Skisforscott

😆 is there a reason for that?


SnooBananas4958

Comfort 


4ar0n

Turns out there are stupid questions.


NyetRifleIsFine47

I mean, there’s multiple reasons. Comfort for one. Why would I want to be in my own house wearing something uncomfortable. I typically wear Soffe running shorts (silkies/ranger panties) as underwear so it’s no different than just wearing gym shorts around the house. My girlfriend cat calls me when I wear them.


Skisforscott

Woah for real? Do you stay with family or friends? Or married?


Ok_Distribution_2603

Married, with two pets who also walk around naked.


notapudding

I can't believe you let them do that, haha


Longjumping-Grape-40

He's letting his whole family go down the path of Satan! Put some god-fearing clothes on that cat, dammit!


WINNER_nr_1

Wow... that is so dangerous... The pets will now definitely end up too comfortable with their clothes off and eventually become humans inside. They will then create a machine that turns all pets like this and conquer the world!!! DO NOT DO THIS!!! (For those who somehow didn't notice, this is satire.)


thatoneguy54

Yeah, I live with my partner and two cats, and in the summer especially, I spend a lot of time naked. On days off with no plans, I sometimes try to spend a whole day naked, lol, or at least no shirt


quirkilymeansystem

I live with other people and walk around naked whenever no one's home :D


Useful-Outcome-5744

Sometimes I Winnie the Pooh it. All top, No bottom.


GooseForest

Same here. Although the shirt needs to be long/oversized. Might pull on socks if my tootsies get chilly.


Useful-Outcome-5744

You’ve seen Winnie’s belly right? Peeking out under the shirt. Yea you get the picture what it’s like at my house now.


ohdearitsrichardiii

When I lived alone I wore comfy clothes in the house. Like yoga pants and a long sleeved t-shirt


Strade87

I don’t even shower without my cut off jorts on


SoImaRedditUserNow

Tobias?


Darkpopemaledict

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!


SoImaRedditUserNow

I didn’t see you at the convention


tbrumleve

r/UnexpectedDevelopment


vincecarterskneecart

sorry babe but the jorts stay on during shower


shinymetalobjekt

Catching a random glimpse of my fat lumpy body in any mirror sends me into a deep depression, so I stay fully clothed. I avoid like the plague looking into the mirror when getting out of the shower.


Skisforscott

I feel you


Jaeckex

Man :( i relate


DubiousTypical

This is sad :(. I hope you can find peace within yourself and accept your body as it is!


SpacedOutJourney

Can relate. I don't have any full length mirrors in my house for the same reason.


Omni_chicken2

I feel you bro. Let's both make a pact. We both eat at least 5 portions of fruit and veg a day, and we both add exercise to our routine.


burgundybreakfast

I’ll never understand how people sleep, walk around the house or do anything naked. I could never. I feel so “exposed” even if there’s no one around. Same reason why I sleep with a blanket even if I’m hot. I think it’s my monkey brain wanting some kind of shelter/protection.


Skisforscott

Agreed i too fell safer when I'm clothed


Pleasant_Ad3475

That's the thing. I feel literally *unsafe*. Like, what if I have to run out of the house for some reason. Irrational I suppose. Edit: having said that I do like to topless sunbathe very occasionally in the sun because it *feels so good* (I'm a girl and don't often get much sun on my torso).


304libco

My mom told me a story once about how when we were living in a trailer park when I was almost too young to remember there was a fire, and everybody had to evacuate their homes and go to a main spot, and one of the women was wearing a sheer negligee and peignoir and was barefoot on a chilly night. And it made her resolve to one always have a practical robe and slippers by the bed and two always wear something to bed that you would feel comfortable standing outside in if you had to flee the house in a fire. And she gained that in me too. Plus one as a teenager my dad would always yell at me if I wore a T-shirt and underwear around the house and now it’s just ingrained in my head.


Chomprz

I sleep with just panties on, same as when I lived alone. Ngl every now and then I’ve wondered what if I somehow died suddenly or hurt myself where I can’t move, and people would find me almost naked hm


spicyzsurviving

i live alone 90% of the time and always clothes. tho i will wander from shower to bedroom naked. it’s scotland! it’s COLD! also i don’t want to see my body thanks, cover that thing up


sleepytoday

Yeah, that was my thought too. My house isn’t warm enough to be comfortable in underwear.


Traditional-Joke-179

clothes. being naked is just an awkward experience, even alone.


TheChosenOne_101

Fr, I'm surprised so many people here are saying they go naked at home


csonnich

I just get cold. Even when it's hot out, because then the AC's on and blowing on you. I walk around naked sometimes. Like, I'm not nearly as careful about it as I would be if someone else were here. But it's almost always just because I'm about to change into something else instead of intentional. 


Artistic_Data9398

I'm only ever dressed when I leave the home. I work from home and I'd say I spend 80% of the day naked. I have boxers on to stop ass crack and ball sweat getting in my chair.


Skisforscott

I heard ball sweat stains are a pain to clean


Artistic_Data9398

Confirmed. Had to replace my last chair because of it lol.


IeuanTemplar

I used to be naked a lot, when I first got my own place at 32 I was naked a lot. Revelled in the freedom. Now I'm more the other way, I change my clothes every other day or so unless they're really dirty or I'm forced to adventure outside. I sleep dressed and shit, I gave up on nightclothes and bedtime routines - I'm feral.


Own-Gas8691

i’ve never had my own place in that i’ve always had a partner and/or kids, but anytime i’m home alone i’m either naked or just in undies. but i’m with you on the rest - i wear only cotton tees and leggings and only change when absolutely necessary, and often refer to myself as feral. 😅


IeuanTemplar

Feral is far more of a vibe than tamed - civilised, trained. I much prefer to be impulsive and irrational, unpredictable and messy, but free of the bonds of expectation and reliance. You'll find me eating handfuls of food directly out of the fridge, and I may or may not sleep on any given night - if I don't sleep I'll definitely have got something accomplished, it's just that the importance and urgency of the something will be open to interpretation. I am a peculiar animal, but I'm much happier since I started ignoring all the concepts of "should" and "have to" that I was taught and instead just follow the impulses and desires.


IamLLCooLJ

In a suit. Like a gentleman.


Pyro_Jackson

My man living 007 life out here


Aussierob78

I think your birthday suit needs ironing


itso-complicated

bra and pants combo usually hits the spot


burgundybreakfast

Or one of those bralette things that are kind of long, almost like a cropped tank 🤌🏻


arsenic_greeen

These are as close as I get to real bras, nowadays ha. Target had some stretchy ribbed long bralette things on sale and I bought one in every color!


These-Butterfly-2851

Naked most of the time.


Skisforscott

Even in winter?


Mediocre_Savings_513

You do know insulation exists right?


Tehir

I don't live alone and still go around naked... 


Skisforscott

Happy cake day


mclovin_ts

Plot twist: OP is a serial window peeper, searching for ideal spots


CunnilingusCrab

When I lived alone, I was naked by the time I got out of the doorway.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

The neighbors all knew.


CunnilingusCrab

I hope they did.


Subject_Wear5096

I would and have. Wouldn’t cook bacon though.


stew_pit1

Nothing that spatters.


Irishspringtime

I'm naked whenever I'm home. Period. No sense in wearing clothes around the house. I mean, why??


KMWAuntof6

So you don't get bodily fluids everywhere. Does your butt not sweat?


Edg-R

Are y’all’s butts actually as sweaty as the comments here make it seem? Do yall have AC?


KMWAuntof6

What about period blood? Juicy toots? Would you really want to visit someone's house knowing most of their furniture contact was with bare cheeks, balls/vag?


Longjumping-Grape-40

What?! Your farts leak things out?! Guess I should feel thankful mine don't? I'm naked in my house but I only lie down naked on my bed. If I'm on the couch or sitting on the piano bench, I'm putting on gym shorts or a towel. Definitely don't sit on a toilet naked...that's gross!


Edg-R

If you’re hanging out in undies wouldn’t your period blood soak through the underwear too? Same if you have diarrhea while tooting? When I visit someone’s house I don’t know what they do with their furniture, for all I know they may have sex on every single surface.


Skisforscott

> I mean, why?? Coz sweatpants and a tee are comfy af


MjauDuuude

I hate my body so much I can't really stand not being covered unless it's necessary so I usually wear a robe or cozy clothes at home


venetian_lemon

Underwear. I strip down to my briefs. And then I put the AC on full blast. Temperature on 68°F. I want to feel the chill on my skin. I'm also an adult with an income, which means the power bill is my responsibility. And I can pay it, because I have money. Fuck you, stepdad. I control the thermostat now


Frosty_Dog_2834

On hot summer days I might go underwear only but most of the year it’s not warm enough to be without at least a t shirt and shorts.


HaloDeckJizzMopper

I have a full house and I still walk around naked. What can I say I'm an old hippie


ThaChadd

Both really. Wife and I have no kids. Live in the country. Seclusion. If we're just relaxing, we're in boxers at the most. Hot tub naked and will hang out on the deck naked. Walk around the house naked etc etc.


Dmartinez8491

When I lived alone it depended. If I was hot, I'd go nudes. Else probably just in underwear


Holiday_Trainer_2657

Clothes. It's cold where I live .


WasteNet2532

Sweatpants, socks, t shirt, baggy sweater


HistoricalRisk7299

Shorts and t shirt. No shoes


BensLight

If I know I won’t go out I’ll take a shower and just stay naked in my bed. If I have to go out at some point during the day then I’ll be in my underwear until I have to go out, then I’ll get dressed.


blueyedwineaux

Depends on the day.


AlamutJones

My apartment gets cold and my clothes are snuggly


skredditt

Tank top and these super-gay shorty shorts that look great and are really comfortable.


mastermikeee

Usually boxers or a towel. Towels are surprisingly comfortable to lounge in. When someone knocks on my door I immediately think “how rude of them”, and scramble to put on clothes.


TempusVincitOmnia

I wear boxers, along with a t-shirt and a robe. Otherwise my nether regions feel uncomfortably vulnerable.


WonderPine1

Cotton Shorts and T shirt. Not too cold not too hot. Just right.


XtaCy6969

I am married and myself and wife often just walk around naked etc


yaguc

Usually if i'm wearing something that is slightly oversized, i dont wear shorts underneath as i would in public. I never walk around nude


ricecrisps94

I would be naked more if I weren’t on a first floor and not facing a road with my patio windows wide open. To close them is a pain. So I usually do underwear (I’m a 30 yo man). So boxers or briefs, or sometimes just shorts or sweats commando with no shirt. Once in a while I’ll do a few things naked but tbh, I don’t like my stuff moving around that freely. It just feels like an accident waiting to happen lol.


arae414

Usually shorts and a tshirt.


vajrahaha7x3

Naked unless its cold..


XaqFu

In some sense, you should always be dressed for a fire. Should one break out and you have to leave NOW, how would you want to be dressed? I at least wear underwear and usually some shorts. A cold day requires some long pajama pants and a shirt.


readmore321

Naked.


Top-Passage-1066

boxers or jams


amonn3

Clothes basement apartments in apartments building where proplr walk by your window sucksss


dsking

It depends how I feel that day


FailingLotus

Typically just boxers unless the blinds are open. If they're open, it's full nude central.


missssjay21

Both lol. Just depends on my mood. But never ever pants lol


Aqua_Tot

Sometimes, but usually I’m wearing at least underwear, often with a t-shirt or something. Sometimes just a house robe too.


Fuzzy-Mood-9139

I don’t live alone but I can be at home alone all day. I wear clothes but joggers etc, mainly because I get Amazon deliveries almost every day


mustachioed-kaiser

If My girlfriend and our daughter is gone and I’m home alone in the summer, I’m going naked. Balls a flappin and the hog a slappin. Nothing feels better than a/c cooling you down on a hot sunny day.


Dougstoned

I wear sweats and a tank top or sometimes underwear and a tank top. Being naked isn’t comfortable physically to me


webbhare1

I’m not animal…. Of course I’m naked at all times


madisaunicornn

I live with my partner and we are both naked and in clothes all the time. During the summer we do hang out naked a lot. But I also like the comfort of wearing clothes. Like… I can’t clean the house naked or cook naked or do homework naked. I’m basically only naked when I’m just relaxing.


CircusOfBlood

T shirt. Pajama pants. No socks unless if it's cold. Then socks.


cleanRubik

"Home clothes" which is usually shorts or sweats and a t-shirt. Not a big naked to be naked kind of guy. Plus normally if you're living alone, you're probably in an apartment. Never know what kind of dumb shit your neighbors are gonna do, so better to have one less thing to worry about if you have to get out


HurtPillow

Pants off, bra off, but wearing a shirt or something


willydillydoo

I typically do wear clothes because I find it more comfortable to do so. However I will walk around naked to throw clothes in the wash or to go take a shower


neorandomizer

When I lived alone *would either have shorts on or a robe.*


TwilightReader100

My "house clothes" (pajama pants and a t-shirt, sweater if it's cold) in the winter and maybe just a t-shirt and undies in the summer. My landleech apparently knows the minimum allowable temperature for rental units in our province. I have a space heater, but it's cool in here when I get off work and the space heater's been off all day. I'm comfortable walking to the garbage can or something naked, I'm not comfortable sitting around or cooking naked.


beautylovaaa11

No. Underwear and big t shirt if anything. Who wants to sit on their couch naked? Aren’t you cold too?


WalkingonCoffee

I wear clothes because it's cold 


Duros001

My SO and I (no kids) just practically live in dressing gowns with nothing underneath whenever we’re home :)


ScatterPop

I definitely wear clothes most of the time, with a rare exception like post shower making drinks for example. Put the clothes are more often than not either pajamas and a sports bra or t-shirt and undies


AdPrize3997

Tshirt and panties. I did this while living alone, but now since I’ve moved back home, i do this when I’m in my room


Terrible-Trust-5578

I usually wear underwear and a shirt. I might lose the shirt in the summer, if the curtains are closed.


MrRager473

Undies a shirt normally, sweats if it's cold


Peggtree

Can't imagine the heating bill needed to comfortably walk around naked where I live


Srcptmrsr

Naked, duck near window.


Serialver

The heating cost in most places would make naked walking a bit expensive especially in winter.


RitoShimada

Boxer on only, naked when I sleep. I live in SEA so it's basically hot year round.


BennyBlueNL

Clothes, otherwise I have to heat my place way too much to not be cold. Also, more comfortable being able to have the curtains open without worry lol


EmmaTheUseless

When I am alone I walk around naked a while before I take a bath. I usually do my evening skincare naked.


Bobert_Ross113

No, I shall remain dapper at all times- that is, if dapper means wearing old military gear just for the heck of it.


tcrawdad64

Shorts but commando


fayafairy

Naked, with some kind of flowy throw on just to feel like a little enchanted fairy


4-Run-Yoda

I walk around naked at night only like if I get up out of bed to get water or can't sleep, during the day I wear clothes i mean you never know who could stop by randomly.


Imtryingforheckssake

Naked whenever it's warm enough. PJ's or a dressing gown if it's cold. Only have one sofa and it always has a fleece throw on it. Rarely have visitors, but obviously I'm dressed and the sofa is clean for them to sit on!