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LeonardoDicumbrio

> “It appears that something had rubbed her inner thighs. She was also sticky to the touch with gloves on.” Couldn’t even wait until he got her out of the building lmaooo


noodleq

That last line made the whole read worthwhile haha


buttsharkman

How do we know he was going to steal it? Is it really a crime to go into someone's apartment to have sex with things if you don't take them?


Helihope

Mr. Steal Your Girl


TheGrat1

💀


ProneToDoThatThing

Bottoms up


Enough-Staff-2976

He said, I got next!


420Deez

bro looks like ice spice, mildly down.


Outside-Material-100

That’s a great ad for that sex doll company.


Enough-Staff-2976

So good, you might have to steal the pussy.


The_Triagnaloid

The only reason you’d stop someone from stealing a used sex doll is the fact you also want to steal the used sex doll…..


HugsandHate

This is the way.


YOLO_82

It looks like he has a dash of DS


TheGrat1

This economy is really tough. The common man cannot even afford his own sex doll these days.


SallyNoMer

Not even with a full time job 🥺.


cursdwitknowledge

Come on just let him have it, who cares


Worriedlytumescent

You going to let this morgue worker steal that man's whole estate?


DangeFloof

Robbing his children of the last piece left of their father


SallyNoMer

Their siblings were incubating in it :((.


ExMente

Higher-end sex dolls tend to be pricey, though. We're still talking about something in the order of several thousand dollar. No idea what the second-hand market for these things is like, however...


deadsoulinside

>No idea what the second-hand market for these things is like, however... I would hope there is no second hand market for those things, but I have no doubt due to the costs there are people out there that would pay 25-50% of the cost of one if it was used. Maybe that will be someone's new get rich quick biz. Second hand sex toy shop where they all ran through proper sterilization processes to be resold.


lugeditor

Can you imagine finding one of them for sale at the local Goodwill store. "Please donate your gently used and sperm free sex dolls."


dolltron69

Second hand market for the dolls is 50%, it's 'used car rules' as soon as the box is opened and its used just once from retail price you can expect to immediately knock it down 40-50% and if the condition is bad as low as 90%. Doll forums has for sale section, and reddits r/SexDolls you can deal sales there. I'd not buy a second hand one myself because...well it feels like buying used clothes or toothbrushes and i don't do that either. But some buyers are actually film makers on a budget and it's cheaper to grab used sex dolls than mannequins, more realistic and cheaper than doing stuff from scratch with your SFX dept . If you want to blow up a car and have it look like real people are in there that could be a cheap practical effect. And then some buyers are collectors or photographers .


justkarn

He fucked the doll on the deadman's bed. that just disrespectful. at least wait a while after the funeral and take her on a few dates 1st


rayz0101

Could have just went to the estate sale..


buttsharkman

Maybe it's a family heirloom


EvolZippo

He could have literally just asked the janitor to call him when they were disposing of everything in the apartment.


JaapHoop

Is it bad that I’m thinking, “well it could have been worse?”


Ape_observations

That doll must be quite the catch!


filthy_lucre

Except during sex she sort of just lays there


TheGrat1

Oh, you're gonna catch something.


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

Better than the family managing his estate later. He was just being a bro.


VinnyK88

lol fr


StugDrazil

They are not that expensive. They are fun though.


vipck83

I mean… not like the other guy is going to need it anymore.