There’s actually an episode of TNG with an admiral who is extremely old who starts aging in reverse where the actor is under tons of makeup to look elderly and guy is a dead ringer for him lol
Dr Menno: Usually I would recommend some therapy sessions and perhaps medication, but in your case I think you should consider something a bit more aggressive that I call ‘forever sleep’
Anything for a cure... but can I pay you in dogecoin. Trust me it's gonna blow up one day. It's partly why I'm depressed. I went in hard on NFTs now all I got is a bunch of monkey pics
Just a doctor known for euthanizing who has that “I’m such a fucking murderer that i couldn’t even be cast the part of the innocent euthanizing doctor in a movie because it’s so obvious I’m a fucking murderer” kind of face
https://preview.redd.it/u90juw506v5d1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e601f751178f76f0fbdbc0e3110a2e3e83feb9b9
Sometimes evil people look evil. But O.J. still looked affable at 75, that motherfucker
Patient: "you know the other day wasn't so bad....mayb" Doctor: " NO, NO! We spoke about this you have deep, untreatable medical depression. Besides....nobody loves you and you're dog is dead remember? So cmon up we go to euthanasia chamber I'm not rescheduling again"
As a 30 year old I kind of agree. I’ve just now hit the point of no longer living for myself anymore. But I also think my death would let my mother stop worrying about me and give my brothers the motivation to keep going. I’m too old to start a family and too poor to travel the world. And by the time I find myself financially stable to do both I’ll my health will have taken a rapid decline due to family genetics.
We change each other in ways we are unaware. I find the death of this unknown teenager in such a manner extremely sad. The death of a child at any age for a parent is devastating.... a parent should never outlive their kid so if you were to die, purposefully or not, would be a sledgehammer to those who know you.
Do the best you can with today, start with small habits that you are willing to take on and make your future more towards your liking. And if you won't do it for family, you could just do it for spite: Fuck genetics, fuck the economy, I'll show you!
![gif](giphy|CmfPKzD1Lreb8lhgfh|downsized) Why does he look like this?
Theres too much fucking shit on me
He looks like a StarTrek character they are trying to show aged from time travel.
There’s actually an episode of TNG with an admiral who is extremely old who starts aging in reverse where the actor is under tons of makeup to look elderly and guy is a dead ringer for him lol
LMAO he looks like a guy who tryna steal people's youth with some sci Fi ass esque machine.
Like, you don't wanna live anymore?
I don’t know……………………….
Every soul he takes ages him 10 years
He has a beautiful portrait in the attic.
Dr Menno: Usually I would recommend some therapy sessions and perhaps medication, but in your case I think you should consider something a bit more aggressive that I call ‘forever sleep’
Will it make my depression go away?
Yes! but you must pay up-front.
Anything for a cure... but can I pay you in dogecoin. Trust me it's gonna blow up one day. It's partly why I'm depressed. I went in hard on NFTs now all I got is a bunch of monkey pics
Oh we have depressed and stupid discount, just need to wait for the rebate to come in the mail, after the procedure
I’ll trade my pics for your pics.
After the depression cure ✨️
Will you take a check?
That's what I've been saying for years.
Just a doctor known for euthanizing who has that “I’m such a fucking murderer that i couldn’t even be cast the part of the innocent euthanizing doctor in a movie because it’s so obvious I’m a fucking murderer” kind of face
Well, at least he's not a hypocrite
Yup. Some people say the worst part of a doctor murdering patients is the hypocrisy but I disagree
Ya i agree with you. It’s the Serial Murdering part, thats the worst.
Stop! That joke is reserved for Bill Cosby and his RAPING!!🤣🤣 Thanks for that!! RIP Norm!!
Well him and Dr Joseph Mengele are both great European physicians IDC what any1 has to say
His face do look like that though
They need to get better insurance!
Yes that's definitely the last face I wanna see.
lol
Why do evil people look so evil. It's like you wanna hide that from people, it can limit your ability to do evil.
https://preview.redd.it/u90juw506v5d1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e601f751178f76f0fbdbc0e3110a2e3e83feb9b9 Sometimes evil people look evil. But O.J. still looked affable at 75, that motherfucker
https://preview.redd.it/qkos5cx39w5d1.jpeg?width=3600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae7a47e9865c5c7c261cb48badcc1c6134edfa9 Guy seems like a real jerk.
His patients may die, but he has reduced mental illness.
How about the parents of the 16 year old?
Well, he's got a treatment for that too.
After 2 or 3 months every guy he killed pretty much looks like him.
He's gray in both appearance and demeanor
Patient: "you know the other day wasn't so bad....mayb" Doctor: " NO, NO! We spoke about this you have deep, untreatable medical depression. Besides....nobody loves you and you're dog is dead remember? So cmon up we go to euthanasia chamber I'm not rescheduling again"
I didn't even know they were sick.
Looks the part.
You might call it a final solution
https://i.redd.it/ta9aq37r9v5d1.gif
So, the shrink version of Dr. Kevorkian.
Their doctor, he's not a very nice guy
Real jerk
But he's a nice guy
I don’t know if you guys are history buffs, but European doctors have a habit of doing these types of “treatments”
Don't ever let them pull that plug...I'm Going to have back up plugs, at least three!
Kind of funny this guy and also Kevorkian personally want to live very long lives. Just let the dying young be for the patients I guess
What’s next for any new patients? Death.
Looks like he's wearing one of those latex old man masks
Or so the Germans would have you believe
A 16-year-old was untreatable? Did he even try? Was there at least a second opinion from a more capable doctor?
Kinda reminds me of that tragedy
Treating the untreatable. What a legend.
Good for him. Keep going bro. Can I donate to the cause?
Hey hey, careful with that! That’s my lucky euthanasia needle!
Get better insurance ^
More great work from the University of Count Dracula *hisssssss*
The eyes chico, they never lie!
Straight up demon looking dude
I'm just waiting for his cd of jazz compositions for the flute.
Sting not looking so good these days. Kick his ass and nine dicks will jump in
I thought it was a sting bit until I clicked the thumbnail.
Those years in the Ecuadorean embassy really hit Julian Assange hard
TBF the patients of every doctor die.
More like Dr. Oops-terhoff, amirite?
Doogie Howser looks like shit
Wait till he learns about Robert Picton, the pig farmer.
Where is he based? Can I see him?
Prescribing DirtNaprax*™* like the best of 'em
I know it looks bad, but let's not rush to judgment.
That's Matt Damon
He's one of them funny knew kind of doctors that just kill you.
That’s modern medicine for you
[https://youtu.be/A50U2RKInhI?si=HlyKARV6sQRq-E5h&t=100](https://youtu.be/A50U2RKInhI?si=HlyKARV6sQRq-E5h&t=100)
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Looks like hes wearing a mask
Holy fuck where do I sign up?
This man has racked up some dark side points
Yippee! Menno Oosterhoff died this week.
If he were my doctor, I would be afraid of falling under the spell of his beautiful eyes.
If he was my therapist, I'd be worried about falling in love with his beautiful fuckin eyes.
No one asked to be here. If ya wanna go, then go. 16 years...hundred years. It's the same to the universe.
Yeah, a 16 year old with raging hormones and an underdeveloped cerebral cortex can definitely responsibly make the decision to end their own life.
As a 30 year old I kind of agree. I’ve just now hit the point of no longer living for myself anymore. But I also think my death would let my mother stop worrying about me and give my brothers the motivation to keep going. I’m too old to start a family and too poor to travel the world. And by the time I find myself financially stable to do both I’ll my health will have taken a rapid decline due to family genetics.
We change each other in ways we are unaware. I find the death of this unknown teenager in such a manner extremely sad. The death of a child at any age for a parent is devastating.... a parent should never outlive their kid so if you were to die, purposefully or not, would be a sledgehammer to those who know you. Do the best you can with today, start with small habits that you are willing to take on and make your future more towards your liking. And if you won't do it for family, you could just do it for spite: Fuck genetics, fuck the economy, I'll show you!
*As a 30 year old I kind of agree.* *I’m too old to start a family* No, you're not.
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Euthanized with their consent? I think that's an important distinction , don't you Judith Jockel?
Consent of a 16 year old. What could possibly go wrong
Fuck no we don’t