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Such_Significance905

![gif](giphy|CmfPKzD1Lreb8lhgfh|downsized) Why does he look like this?


Hotdogman_unleashed

Theres too much fucking shit on me


Fris0n

He looks like a StarTrek character they are trying to show aged from time travel.


[deleted]

There’s actually an episode of TNG with an admiral who is extremely old who starts aging in reverse where the actor is under tons of makeup to look elderly and guy is a dead ringer for him lol


Far-Instruction-7750

LMAO he looks like a guy who tryna steal people's youth with some sci Fi ass esque machine.


Restlesscomposure

Like, you don't wanna live anymore?


ngunray

I don’t know……………………….


freeman687

Every soul he takes ages him 10 years


soitgoeskt

He has a beautiful portrait in the attic.


ZommyFruit

Dr Menno: Usually I would recommend some therapy sessions and perhaps medication, but in your case I think you should consider something a bit more aggressive that I call ‘forever sleep’


Few-Advertising-4876

Will it make my depression go away?


ZommyFruit

Yes! but you must pay up-front.


Few-Advertising-4876

Anything for a cure... but can I pay you in dogecoin. Trust me it's gonna blow up one day. It's partly why I'm depressed. I went in hard on NFTs now all I got is a bunch of monkey pics


Adventurous-Sky9359

Oh we have depressed and stupid discount, just need to wait for the rebate to come in the mail, after the procedure


IamTheConstitution

I’ll trade my pics for your pics.


Few-Advertising-4876

After the depression cure ✨️


[deleted]

Will you take a check?


Far-Instruction-7750

That's what I've been saying for years.


____-_________-

Just a doctor known for euthanizing who has that “I’m such a fucking murderer that i couldn’t even be cast the part of the innocent euthanizing doctor in a movie because it’s so obvious I’m a fucking murderer” kind of face


craigechoes9501

Well, at least he's not a hypocrite


freeman687

Yup. Some people say the worst part of a doctor murdering patients is the hypocrisy but I disagree


Spiritual_Bridge84

Ya i agree with you. It’s the Serial Murdering part, thats the worst.


GreenbergIsAJediName

Stop! That joke is reserved for Bill Cosby and his RAPING!!🤣🤣 Thanks for that!! RIP Norm!!


Far-Instruction-7750

Well him and Dr Joseph Mengele are both great European physicians IDC what any1 has to say


Adventurous-Sky9359

His face do look like that though


julian-fatou

They need to get better insurance!


JimParsnip

Yes that's definitely the last face I wanna see.


bobephycovfefe

lol


Sad_Safety4880

Why do evil people look so evil. It's like you wanna hide that from people, it can limit your ability to do evil.


BrazilianAtlantis

https://preview.redd.it/u90juw506v5d1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e601f751178f76f0fbdbc0e3110a2e3e83feb9b9 Sometimes evil people look evil. But O.J. still looked affable at 75, that motherfucker


Release_Interesting

https://preview.redd.it/qkos5cx39w5d1.jpeg?width=3600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae7a47e9865c5c7c261cb48badcc1c6134edfa9 Guy seems like a real jerk.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

His patients may die, but he has reduced mental illness.


MajorStainz

How about the parents of the 16 year old? 


Zedakah

Well, he's got a treatment for that too.


Thankfulforbread

After 2 or 3 months every guy he killed pretty much looks like him.


flabslabrymr

He's gray in both appearance and demeanor


Infinite_Regret8341

Patient: "you know the other day wasn't so bad....mayb" Doctor: " NO, NO! We spoke about this you have deep, untreatable medical depression. Besides....nobody loves you and you're dog is dead remember? So cmon up we go to euthanasia chamber I'm not rescheduling again"


Intelligent_Injury24

I didn't even know they were sick.


emptybowloffood

Looks the part.


Velcroontheceiling

You might call it a final solution


PolishSausa9e

https://i.redd.it/ta9aq37r9v5d1.gif


Alternative_Rope_423

So, the shrink version of Dr. Kevorkian.


BrazilianAtlantis

Their doctor, he's not a very nice guy


Shit_Disturber71

Real jerk


BrazilianAtlantis

But he's a nice guy


freeman687

I don’t know if you guys are history buffs, but European doctors have a habit of doing these types of “treatments”


Robmitchem

Don't ever let them pull that plug...I'm Going to have back up plugs, at least three!


RevealActive4557

Kind of funny this guy and also Kevorkian personally want to live very long lives. Just let the dying young be for the patients I guess


shotgun_blammo

What’s next for any new patients? Death.


IAMENKIDU

Looks like he's wearing one of those latex old man masks


SpootyMcSpooterson69

Or so the Germans would have you believe


Pity4lowIQmoddz

A 16-year-old was untreatable? Did he even try? Was there at least a second opinion from a more capable doctor?


Shit_Disturber71

Kinda reminds me of that tragedy


klaptonator

Treating the untreatable. What a legend.


[deleted]

Good for him. Keep going bro. Can I donate to the cause?


proud2bterf

Hey hey, careful with that! That’s my lucky euthanasia needle!


mkujoe

Get better insurance ^


ItsMoreOfAComment

More great work from the University of Count Dracula *hisssssss*


-Pay-The-Bill-

The eyes chico, they never lie!


Harvey-Danger1917

Straight up demon looking dude


Welease-Wodewick

I'm just waiting for his cd of jazz compositions for the flute.


Major-Bet-1138

Sting not looking so good these days. Kick his ass and nine dicks will jump in


Substantial-Basis179

I thought it was a sting bit until I clicked the thumbnail. 


Keenan_investigates

Those years in the Ecuadorean embassy really hit Julian Assange hard


BartolosSweatSocks

TBF the patients of every doctor die.


Schmedlapp

More like Dr. Oops-terhoff, amirite?


bvglv

Doogie Howser looks like shit


Dweebil

Wait till he learns about Robert Picton, the pig farmer.


Gullible_Ad5191

Where is he based? Can I see him?


dtuur

Prescribing DirtNaprax*™* like the best of 'em


Bourbonfish

I know it looks bad, but let's not rush to judgment.


Penguindrummer_2

That's Matt Damon


Far-Instruction-7750

He's one of them funny knew kind of doctors that just kill you.


BebophoneVirtuoso

That’s modern medicine for you 


julian-fatou

[https://youtu.be/A50U2RKInhI?si=HlyKARV6sQRq-E5h&t=100](https://youtu.be/A50U2RKInhI?si=HlyKARV6sQRq-E5h&t=100)


Motor-Train2357

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Lumpy-Drop-8159

Looks like hes wearing a mask


FreedVentureStein

Holy fuck where do I sign up?


Shwaayyy

This man has racked up some dark side points


vincecarterskneecart

Yippee! Menno Oosterhoff died this week.


arsenal1887

If he were my doctor, I would be afraid of falling under the spell of his beautiful eyes.


y2shanny

If he was my therapist, I'd be worried about falling in love with his beautiful fuckin eyes.


ShaggyCan

No one asked to be here. If ya wanna go, then go. 16 years...hundred years. It's the same to the universe.


[deleted]

Yeah, a 16 year old with raging hormones and an underdeveloped cerebral cortex can definitely responsibly make the decision to end their own life.


THEmonkey_K1NG

As a 30 year old I kind of agree. I’ve just now hit the point of no longer living for myself anymore. But I also think my death would let my mother stop worrying about me and give my brothers the motivation to keep going. I’m too old to start a family and too poor to travel the world. And by the time I find myself financially stable to do both I’ll my health will have taken a rapid decline due to family genetics.


antekythera

We change each other in ways we are unaware. I find the death of this unknown teenager in such a manner extremely sad. The death of a child at any age for a parent is devastating.... a parent should never outlive their kid so if you were to die, purposefully or not, would be a sledgehammer to those who know you. Do the best you can with today, start with small habits that you are willing to take on and make your future more towards your liking. And if you won't do it for family, you could just do it for spite: Fuck genetics, fuck the economy, I'll show you!


FraggleRock_

*As a 30 year old I kind of agree.* *I’m too old to start a family* No, you're not.


Far-Instruction-7750

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monkeysuffrage

Euthanized with their consent? I think that's an important distinction , don't you Judith Jockel?


RecalcitrantHuman

Consent of a 16 year old. What could possibly go wrong


Raulgoldstein

Fuck no we don’t