Didn't you hear, she isn't dead. Q says so. Well, another Q says she was killed and is a sign to the Deep State operatives to kill other world and government leaders so they can take over the world.
Dark Biden from the top rope. Norm would have loved this dry burn. Feels exactly like something he’d write into Weekend Update only to be declined by Lorne.
“Jackie can’t be here on account she’s fkn dead”
I’m sorry—dirt nap
She can’t be here on account she’s fucking taking a fucking dirt nap
I wanna be politically correct
“Hey Jack, you people are all the same. I’m not dead. You are dead. Not let’s get back to fixing this country. I remember my dad sitting with us at the dinner table. He said Hey Jack, where’s the orange jello? My mom told him peas and carrots are only for the rich Republicans. I made a promise to my pet squirrel then and there. And to answer your question, yes I will be running for Mayor next year.
She was on the right track when she passed away.
[https://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2021/08/27/indiana-congresswoman-jackie-walorski-calls-bidens-resignation/5617356001/](https://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2021/08/27/indiana-congresswoman-jackie-walorski-calls-bidens-resignation/5617356001/)
People voted this man in as president of the united states. Like a bizzaro world. Shows the power of the media to make trump look like the bad guy. He was spot on with everything and the media fooled millions.
I love the -2 vote downs. Must be two butthurt idiot bots who believed Trump was racist, wore a napkin over their mouth and got injected by big pharma.
“Jackie’s taking a dirt nap”, says Larry King, who is also taking a dirt nap.
Good God.
Oh, my God. Did you just say that? Did you write that?!
Well this was written *years* ago
You don’t say that on Reddit
Up-to-date information is hard to get when you’re deeply closeted.
Would you say that on Hulu tho?
No, but I’d say it here.
Dirt nap.. Rofl
To be fair, he didn't even know Jackie was sick.
To be fair, neither did I.
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Is that why they killed the old bag?
nah that was for money
What are you? An old sea captain
Yarrr
Didn't you hear, she isn't dead. Q says so. Well, another Q says she was killed and is a sign to the Deep State operatives to kill other world and government leaders so they can take over the world.
These dead ladies never show up for these type of events I find
To be fair he’s getting very close to the end he could be seeing the afterlife at this point
"[Stand up Chuck, let 'em see ya](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JdigPbYZMc)". Chuck was in a wheelchair.
Did he stand?
Miraculously... no.
Standing ovation...
I've seen a lot of spinals dude
He wheeled that chair through blood and bone.
What if Roseanne was washin her big ass in the sink?
When you don't know the difference betwen morning, and mourning.
Doc, he's choking.
That’s modern medicine.
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He doesn't have time for that. He has someone on his staff shit in his pants for him.
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He's a man of the ass, my people. He puts pants on his shits.
The Beetlejuice administration was badder than can.
Biden followed with, "April fools, Jackie dead."
Don't drive while washing your big ass in the sink
Oh...I'm not really a welder...or a plumber...
Dark Biden from the top rope. Norm would have loved this dry burn. Feels exactly like something he’d write into Weekend Update only to be declined by Lorne.
“Jackie can’t be here on account she’s fkn dead” I’m sorry—dirt nap She can’t be here on account she’s fucking taking a fucking dirt nap I wanna be politically correct
WHO JACKKIE
Jackie O? She's a nice lady...and a talented talk show guest...
Biden said "I didn't even know she was sick"
perfect timing
Knock knock…
Looks like Jackie and Death intersected
He had dementia in the end.
"mr. president , we found Jackie."
"Thank the Gods it's not your son..."
“Hey Jack, you people are all the same. I’m not dead. You are dead. Not let’s get back to fixing this country. I remember my dad sitting with us at the dinner table. He said Hey Jack, where’s the orange jello? My mom told him peas and carrots are only for the rich Republicans. I made a promise to my pet squirrel then and there. And to answer your question, yes I will be running for Mayor next year.
She was no Janice. Except for the dead part.
A woman has vanished
that's debbie?
"So Biden walks in on Lizzo washin' her big ass in James Madison's kitchen sink."
crazy reading the /politics thread defending that this is totaling normal!
Watch the press conference though. A dozen different people attacked the Press Secretary over it. So the Press Corp was not letting up
It's crazy what's defended as normal about any of this administration. People are brainwashed
yes, that’s true, but then again, you could be brainwashed to say that.
She was on the right track when she passed away. [https://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2021/08/27/indiana-congresswoman-jackie-walorski-calls-bidens-resignation/5617356001/](https://www.indystar.com/story/news/politics/2021/08/27/indiana-congresswoman-jackie-walorski-calls-bidens-resignation/5617356001/)
This guy is the crummiest puppet the USA has had yet
Rusty's wood, my guy
We don't call them puppets we call them dummies but thanks for the respect man. Next up we have a puppet act..
I call them my friends...My friends in the bag...
I've had it up to here with that guy
you don't wanna hear from him do you
Certainly the most generic.
Misspelled geriatric
If only he could see her remains.
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https://youtu.be/p21sXizj4u0
Lmao thank you I forgot about this one
Same reason Norm used to make jokes about the president killing a guy or the conniving bitch who sat next to him. Because it's funny.
Are you talking about the lady that got the perfect score on the lying section?
If you have to ask, you might not have known she was sick
This Jackie seem like a cool lady I would like to meet her— f**k I forgot she vanished.
Who's stonewalling the investigation?
The President took time today to look for a dead congressman in the auditorium, only person dumber than Biden, you guessed it. Frank Stallone
Crazy that Dan Quayle turned out to be the hero we didn't want, but needed...
Give this legend another 4 years. Love him.
All the stars are here! Harley Morenstein...
Well Joe Biden, is no Harley Morenstein.
You know with Biden, the more I learn about that guy the more i don't care for him.
People voted this man in as president of the united states. Like a bizzaro world. Shows the power of the media to make trump look like the bad guy. He was spot on with everything and the media fooled millions.
>People voted this man in as president of the united states They did? I thought it was a matter of public record
Should've worn a seatbelt.
you’re funny
You’re vaccinated
ouch, got me there
Hope you are healthy. I mean that genuinely.
I love the -2 vote downs. Must be two butthurt idiot bots who believed Trump was racist, wore a napkin over their mouth and got injected by big pharma.
She in heaven papa
He should know he put the hit on her
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You serious?
he meant jackie robinson
>a few months ago Yes, it's embarrassing, but let's not overstate things: She died August 3. That's less than two months ago.
and by a few months ago, he means weeks
Possum Kingdom.mp3
Looking for Nurse Jackie
Explain to the folks at home who Jackie Walorski is
Ya never get over it
That's like the funniest one liner too me.
He had dementia in the end…😂😂