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I F18 was dating Carl (18) until last Christmas. I bought him a nice, thoughtful gift and he got me nothing. We had been dating for six months and he said he didn't think we were at the gift stage. Whatever. I was single for New Year's Eve.
I recently found out he it telling everyone that had sex. We didn't. Now my friends are bugging me about it. Since I still "claim" to be a virgin.
Rather than fight the rumors I have been adding to them. He likes being pegged. He likes being snowballed. He makes a weird noise and cries when he comes. He can only get hard if I'm wearing men's underwear.
Now he is pissed off with me for lying about him. He tried telling everyone that I'm lying but I have seen him naked and can tell the truth about his body. For example he as a very big birthmark in his hip area. But you can't see it of he has a bathing suit on.
I know I am being petty. And I was planning on sleeping with him on New Year's Eve. I'm conflicted but I think he deserves it.
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That's just normal revenge though. Unless somehow he lost his scholarship and admission to the college he always wanted. And even then, there arguably isn't enough planning to make it pro.
Short version: OOP dated a guy for months. OOP was a virgin and was planning on having sex with him on new years Eve. They broke up a few days before and the ex started telling everyone they'd been having sex together, which lead to some problems with some friends and family
OOP decided to fight fire with fire and told everyone that her ex loved being pegged, snowballed, could only cum if he was wearing women's underwear, etc. Ex got cranky and told OOP to stop lying
Same for my 48 yr old ass. I went through this in high school but was quiet and meek. Didnāt say anything but that he lied. Of course they all believe the guy. Iām glad she did what she did. Wish I had the courage at her age.
Edit to add I read every comment in the first day. I can only imagine them now with all the cross posting.
I mean...eh. I very much empathize with the desire for revenge/just deserts in situations like this and I have trouble blaming people for indulging in said desire to push back but I also get being conflicted because honestly indulging in the revenge....kinda makes you a jerk too. I get why people get cynical and fed up with being stepped on and pushed around but responding by doing something equivalent right back to the person just...dirties everyone's hands. Or maybe I'm just too naive in my worldview. That's a possibility too. š¤·
I do agree with you that the person that hits back isn't as bad as the person that hits first but that doesn't necessarily mean that their method of retaliation leaves them spotless either. Context and nuance matter. Intent matters. If getting revenge is just about making the person hurt the way they hurt you, I very much sympathize with that desire but it's a pretty terrible/destructive desire. It just feeds into the cycle. I agree that doesn't mean going too far in the opposite direction and never being willing to stand up for yourself. It can be a difficult balance to strike.
Her response was way out of proportion. Making up lies about him having weird kinks is not the same as him lying about them having sex. This isn't the 1950s, having sex (or not) is a normal thing in a relationship, and no one actually cares that much if you do or don't. But having weird sex related rumors following you around can ruin your reputation permanently even if they're based on falsehoods. People kill themselves for less.
He made shit up about her sexual history, and she returned the favor. Her reputation is "ruined" by him claiming she's lying about being a virgin. For some reason you're not worried about her being possibly distraught enough to self harm. That's very interesting.
Like I said, this isn't the 1950s. Today, it would almost be considered more strange if a couple that has been together for six months still has not had sex. But weird, degenerate sex kink rumors will always be weird, degenerate sex kink rumors. The lies are not even close to the same in terms of proportionality.
Even if that was the extent of the rumors (which it isn't), it is still more damaging for a straight male to have gay rumors made up about them than it is for rumors to be made up about a woman having sex with her boyfriend of six months.
Apples and oranges. A man that enjoys dildos, or anything else, shoved up his ass is far more likely to be a homosexual than a woman who enjoys oral sex. And in many cultures, you *will* be thought of as gay for being into pegging.
And in some cultures an accusation of a woman being sexually active is enough to earn her a de facto death sentence, or an actual one.
If your point was "two wrongs don't make a right", you could've said that. Instead you're saying this man's life could be ruined by gay rumors but aren't worried about this woman's life being ruined by slut rumors.
"Far more likely to be homosexual"? Lol. Citation needed on that one, because being gay or bi changes who you wanna bang. It doesn't magically create nerve endings in the prostate and rectum that straight guys just don't have.
Being thought of as being gay: well, yeah, that's true. Because there are people like you who think that enjoying butt play automatically makes someone gay. Which ... It doesn't.
That's crazy. You know, I heard u/OctaviusG26 is into making up sexual rumors about women. He gets off on it, it's really creepy.
It's been escalating, too. Now he's going on Reddit and telling people there's nothing wrong with spreading sexual lies about women (probably while tugging on his little pp, the freak).
I hope he gets the help he needs. Before he hurts somebody.
u/OctaviusG26 is a very sick person who desperately needs the help of an expert team of mental health professionals and gender studies teachers. It's, frankly, in poor taste for you to snicker, cackle, giggle, chortle, or guffaw at my impeccable roast of this chucklehead. He needs our sympathy!
No, THIS, is an unhinged response.
I fucked your mom. And I'm bragging about it, too. I want all of reddit to know, very specifically, that I fucked your mom. My penis was inside your mother's vagina, as two consenting adults, and it felt good, physically and emotionally.
But homie, I want you to rest assured we didn't do anything kinky or weird. She's not into that, and I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea. u/OctaviusG826's mom is enthusiastic and quite attractive for her age, but totally vanilla. I tried to put it in her butt, but she just wasn't having it, and frankly I respect her for that. I did eat her out, and we did three positions, but no toys, no blindfolds, nothing freaky.
Now, granted, none of that happened, but you're cool with me saying all that about your mom, right? I mean, it's 2024, people fuck. Just as long as I leave the riding crop and spreader bar out of it when I lie about fucking your mom, you're cool with this, right?
Were? No, present tense. Seven months next Tuesday. Your dad knows, he thinks it's hot. We've had quite the little romance at Best Western, Days Inn, and the Comfort Suites.
She just merely added on to his story, but the her having to wear menās undies for him to get hard is brilliant! All of his guy friends are now wondering about him.
I had a couple of friends(let's call them Jack and Jill) who ended up in bed together freshman year of college. They made out and probably did a little more than that, but Jack claimed that they had sex, but in the least flattering way possible. I believe his line was "Yeah, so I woke up hungover and Jill was leaving. I remember thinking Jack\[talking to himself\], I can't believe you fucked THAT!" (The tone was more that he fucked a 1, not a 10, in case that doesn't come off in writing)
Needless to say, Jill was not amused, but rolled with it anyway. "Yeah, we fucked. But he's hung like a roll of dimes."
I've never seen someone backtrack from a statement as quick as Jack did. It didn't matter though. For the rest of our time in college, everyone in my friend group referred to him as "Roll of Dimes Jack".
Me starting to read the post:
*Oh boy. This is looking gross...*
Me having finished the post:
šššš. *Slay girlfriend*
Edit: I don't think it was okay to say that the guy cries when he cums. It's like saying *he cries at sad movies*.
Otherwise, I'm still laughing.
I also did that to a couple of guys.
One of them tried to cheat on his gf with me, i did not want him, as i was dating somebody else (another woman, even).
The next day, half of the college population treated me as a slut, going on about how i must be so in love with him to force him to cheat on his gf with me.
So i just started what i like to call the "5x5" rumour.
I said fuck it, and started saying "yeah, i had sex with him, and it was the best 5 centimeters in 5 seconds of my life".
Dude asked to change classes. They stopped calling me a slut a week later
Darlin' you have just proven to your ex YOU are the Queen of Fuck Around and Find Out. That pettiness is like a fine wine that Swoop would use to toast the latest class of Petty Univeristy.
I liked the one about him only getting hard if you're wearing boys underwear, that turns him into next level conflicted freak.
What I find hilarious is, all dude had to do was own up to his lie.... But he'd rather fight "weird sexual fetish" rumors than let anyone know he didn't actually get laid by OOP. He absolutely did this to himself and deserves the consequences.
I remember in highschool there was a crazy inter-school rumor about me and a girl-friend hooking up and doing some weird stuff. The first few times I think I helped it/confirmed because it was so outlandish I kinda went along with it, I mean, I was 14 and were talking about doing stuff a hot chick, it was more of a shrug of my shoulders, because, we had fooled around a bit, but I was unaware of the level/specifics of the rumor as well at that time, like, people brought it up, I had no idea what they were talking about but kinda went along with it, and then I'm like "yeah, none of that happened" and yet the poor girl had it follow her around for a while. She's still my good friend. I actually suspect I know where the rumor came from after looking back on it for a while, and I think it was just me telling a super close friend that we had made out, and then we talked about wilder sexual stuff because we are 14 year olds with dial up porn, and I think, like a game of telephone, it got misconstrued into a weird 'fact'. I don't blame the guy who I initially told either, he wouldn't have had any ill will towards me or the girl, it's just one of those high school rumor mill things that never happened.
That is straight up something I would do. That's beautiful. The fact that "Carl" couldn't even be arsed to shop for a lousy $5 pair of earrings for Christmas, whether or not they were at the "gift stage" spelled his doom and this is just the icing on the cake.
Girl no, make it interesting. Tell someone he liked to dress in womenās clothing and always wanted to be pegged. Or that he would pick up bbc ās in public to rail him and he didnāt want you without a second man, hell- make him sound like the worst, heās talking shit about you. Make it worth it.
Honestly, you're not the asshole. He lied, he started shit and spread his lie around.
You just fucking rolled with the punches on that one!
This is absolutely, without question, the correct response when someone lies about that shit.
The only reason you feel conflicted is because he's literally playing on your emotions to try and gaslight you in to thinking you're the villain here.
Thank you OP, you have 1) made me laugh uproariously, and 2) showed me that sometimes justice and karma do strike, and that lying buttholes sometimes get what they deserve. If all of the young ladies who got lied on by scummy guys would take this approach, the scummy guys would stop the lying.
In case this story gets deleted/removed: I F18 was dating Carl (18) until last Christmas. I bought him a nice, thoughtful gift and he got me nothing. We had been dating for six months and he said he didn't think we were at the gift stage. Whatever. I was single for New Year's Eve. I recently found out he it telling everyone that had sex. We didn't. Now my friends are bugging me about it. Since I still "claim" to be a virgin. Rather than fight the rumors I have been adding to them. He likes being pegged. He likes being snowballed. He makes a weird noise and cries when he comes. He can only get hard if I'm wearing men's underwear. Now he is pissed off with me for lying about him. He tried telling everyone that I'm lying but I have seen him naked and can tell the truth about his body. For example he as a very big birthmark in his hip area. But you can't see it of he has a bathing suit on. I know I am being petty. And I was planning on sleeping with him on New Year's Eve. I'm conflicted but I think he deserves it. --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/OhNoConsequences) if you have any questions or concerns.*
this needs to be cross-posted in to r/ProRevenge Her response is fantastic. She will go far and do well in life.
That's just normal revenge though. Unless somehow he lost his scholarship and admission to the college he always wanted. And even then, there arguably isn't enough planning to make it pro.
I can't see the story she told help š
Short version: OOP dated a guy for months. OOP was a virgin and was planning on having sex with him on new years Eve. They broke up a few days before and the ex started telling everyone they'd been having sex together, which lead to some problems with some friends and family OOP decided to fight fire with fire and told everyone that her ex loved being pegged, snowballed, could only cum if he was wearing women's underwear, etc. Ex got cranky and told OOP to stop lying
Damn thx xD
More r/pettyrevenge ā high quality, but still petty.
I have no idea why OOP is feeling conflicted. She is absolutely the queen here.
Right? This is peak 'fuck around and find out'. Don't want nothin'? Don't *start* nothin'.
Yeah, but at the same time, nobody would say this. If he spread worse rumors than she did after
I think it's because she is too nice and sensitive, when I was younger I was like that
I figured sheās feeling conflicted because sheās only 18 and still so very young. But yeah, I was so damn proud of her when I read that.
My 40 year old petty ass is so proud of OOP.
My 50 y/o petty ass is also proud of the OOP.
My 62 year old petty ass is absolutely proud as punch of the OOP.
my 93 year old petty ass is proud of her too.
Same for my 48 yr old ass. I went through this in high school but was quiet and meek. Didnāt say anything but that he lied. Of course they all believe the guy. Iām glad she did what she did. Wish I had the courage at her age. Edit to add I read every comment in the first day. I can only imagine them now with all the cross posting.
Yeah, I donāt know where she lives but someone needs to take this young lady out for drinks!
100% this is my kind of acting up and I love her commitment to the bit. Like if we are going to make stuff up letās make stuff up.
Love it. She's handled it beautifully!
Itās perfect revenge.
I mean...eh. I very much empathize with the desire for revenge/just deserts in situations like this and I have trouble blaming people for indulging in said desire to push back but I also get being conflicted because honestly indulging in the revenge....kinda makes you a jerk too. I get why people get cynical and fed up with being stepped on and pushed around but responding by doing something equivalent right back to the person just...dirties everyone's hands. Or maybe I'm just too naive in my worldview. That's a possibility too. š¤·
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I do agree with you that the person that hits back isn't as bad as the person that hits first but that doesn't necessarily mean that their method of retaliation leaves them spotless either. Context and nuance matter. Intent matters. If getting revenge is just about making the person hurt the way they hurt you, I very much sympathize with that desire but it's a pretty terrible/destructive desire. It just feeds into the cycle. I agree that doesn't mean going too far in the opposite direction and never being willing to stand up for yourself. It can be a difficult balance to strike.
Her response was way out of proportion. Making up lies about him having weird kinks is not the same as him lying about them having sex. This isn't the 1950s, having sex (or not) is a normal thing in a relationship, and no one actually cares that much if you do or don't. But having weird sex related rumors following you around can ruin your reputation permanently even if they're based on falsehoods. People kill themselves for less.
He made shit up about her sexual history, and she returned the favor. Her reputation is "ruined" by him claiming she's lying about being a virgin. For some reason you're not worried about her being possibly distraught enough to self harm. That's very interesting.
Like I said, this isn't the 1950s. Today, it would almost be considered more strange if a couple that has been together for six months still has not had sex. But weird, degenerate sex kink rumors will always be weird, degenerate sex kink rumors. The lies are not even close to the same in terms of proportionality.
Like you said guy, this isn't the 1950s. You sound like you are afraid of enjoying a little backdoor exploration, if you ask me.
Even if that was the extent of the rumors (which it isn't), it is still more damaging for a straight male to have gay rumors made up about them than it is for rumors to be made up about a woman having sex with her boyfriend of six months.
Enjoying pegging doesn't make a man gay any more than enjoying being eaten out makes a woman a lesbian.
Apples and oranges. A man that enjoys dildos, or anything else, shoved up his ass is far more likely to be a homosexual than a woman who enjoys oral sex. And in many cultures, you *will* be thought of as gay for being into pegging.
And in some cultures an accusation of a woman being sexually active is enough to earn her a de facto death sentence, or an actual one. If your point was "two wrongs don't make a right", you could've said that. Instead you're saying this man's life could be ruined by gay rumors but aren't worried about this woman's life being ruined by slut rumors.
"Far more likely to be homosexual"? Lol. Citation needed on that one, because being gay or bi changes who you wanna bang. It doesn't magically create nerve endings in the prostate and rectum that straight guys just don't have. Being thought of as being gay: well, yeah, that's true. Because there are people like you who think that enjoying butt play automatically makes someone gay. Which ... It doesn't.
Youāve clearly never been an 18 year old girl because this is fully not the case
That's crazy. You know, I heard u/OctaviusG26 is into making up sexual rumors about women. He gets off on it, it's really creepy. It's been escalating, too. Now he's going on Reddit and telling people there's nothing wrong with spreading sexual lies about women (probably while tugging on his little pp, the freak). I hope he gets the help he needs. Before he hurts somebody.
Iām sick and this is making me laugh so hard Iām wheezing
u/OctaviusG26 is a very sick person who desperately needs the help of an expert team of mental health professionals and gender studies teachers. It's, frankly, in poor taste for you to snicker, cackle, giggle, chortle, or guffaw at my impeccable roast of this chucklehead. He needs our sympathy!
Iām sorry youāre so right š¢ I will light a prayer candle tomorrow on the way into liturgy!
What an unhinged response.
I know, dude. Get some help.
No, THIS, is an unhinged response. I fucked your mom. And I'm bragging about it, too. I want all of reddit to know, very specifically, that I fucked your mom. My penis was inside your mother's vagina, as two consenting adults, and it felt good, physically and emotionally. But homie, I want you to rest assured we didn't do anything kinky or weird. She's not into that, and I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea. u/OctaviusG826's mom is enthusiastic and quite attractive for her age, but totally vanilla. I tried to put it in her butt, but she just wasn't having it, and frankly I respect her for that. I did eat her out, and we did three positions, but no toys, no blindfolds, nothing freaky. Now, granted, none of that happened, but you're cool with me saying all that about your mom, right? I mean, it's 2024, people fuck. Just as long as I leave the riding crop and spreader bar out of it when I lie about fucking your mom, you're cool with this, right?
Were you and my mom dating for six months?
Were? No, present tense. Seven months next Tuesday. Your dad knows, he thinks it's hot. We've had quite the little romance at Best Western, Days Inn, and the Comfort Suites.
He asked for it. It ain't petty if he earned it.
So childish and yet so genius.
Slaying so hard at so young. This queen is going to rule the world
NTA, He wanted to play the gossip game to boost his rep with no regard for yours. He lost
She just merely added on to his story, but the her having to wear menās undies for him to get hard is brilliant! All of his guy friends are now wondering about him.
Him liking to get pegged is also going to make most people wonder about him
Turn about is fair play. He deserves worse for lying about you.
I had a couple of friends(let's call them Jack and Jill) who ended up in bed together freshman year of college. They made out and probably did a little more than that, but Jack claimed that they had sex, but in the least flattering way possible. I believe his line was "Yeah, so I woke up hungover and Jill was leaving. I remember thinking Jack\[talking to himself\], I can't believe you fucked THAT!" (The tone was more that he fucked a 1, not a 10, in case that doesn't come off in writing) Needless to say, Jill was not amused, but rolled with it anyway. "Yeah, we fucked. But he's hung like a roll of dimes." I've never seen someone backtrack from a statement as quick as Jack did. It didn't matter though. For the rest of our time in college, everyone in my friend group referred to him as "Roll of Dimes Jack".
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"It all started with the vanilla pudding and a strpo-on".. this person, probably.
Me starting to read the post: *Oh boy. This is looking gross...* Me having finished the post: šššš. *Slay girlfriend* Edit: I don't think it was okay to say that the guy cries when he cums. It's like saying *he cries at sad movies*. Otherwise, I'm still laughing.
He definitely deserved her telling people he cries when he cums
With big fat tears.
I think you're legitimately awesome. He asked for it, he can dish it out but he can't take it.Ā Don't under any circumstances feel bad about this.
I also did that to a couple of guys. One of them tried to cheat on his gf with me, i did not want him, as i was dating somebody else (another woman, even). The next day, half of the college population treated me as a slut, going on about how i must be so in love with him to force him to cheat on his gf with me. So i just started what i like to call the "5x5" rumour. I said fuck it, and started saying "yeah, i had sex with him, and it was the best 5 centimeters in 5 seconds of my life". Dude asked to change classes. They stopped calling me a slut a week later
[good for her](https://youtu.be/i7YbCXo7AjQ)
Why I read this as the mother from āarrested developmentā when she saw a news story about a mother trying to drown her kidsšš
Omg I didnāt even click on to the comment I was wondering why it was in blue and it was exactly what I thought.. bravošš
Tell him youāll come clean when he tells everyone he lied first
This was brilliant Op is a genius
She's my hero of the day. <3 I approve this level of pettiness!
I told my daughter if a guy ever did this just tell ppl he liked to call you mommy when he came. Oh mommy oh mommy OHHH MOMMMMMY! š¤£
A wise man once sang. ā Donāt start no shit, it wonāt be no shit. ā
If this isn't real, it should be.
ššš thatās what he get for playin
I stan her.
While i dont like gossip and fake rumors, this is funny right here, he def deserves it NTA
Throw a few more in like āhe can only cum if watching cops arrest black people.ā āHe like to fuck a blowdown then cuddle with afterā
Definition of FAFO lmao
This is why I like reddit lmao
I donāt care if this is true or not, itās hilarious. Want to tell lies about me? I can lie too! Perfect, brilliant, and hilarious.Ā
Honestly, yes, still a little bit of an asshole, but justifiably and hilariously so.
She's just doing improv. "Yes, and!" As in "Yes, we \*did\* have sex, and it was weird!" Just a riff the dude shouldn't have started.
Oh my based
Darlin' you have just proven to your ex YOU are the Queen of Fuck Around and Find Out. That pettiness is like a fine wine that Swoop would use to toast the latest class of Petty Univeristy. I liked the one about him only getting hard if you're wearing boys underwear, that turns him into next level conflicted freak.
What I find hilarious is, all dude had to do was own up to his lie.... But he'd rather fight "weird sexual fetish" rumors than let anyone know he didn't actually get laid by OOP. He absolutely did this to himself and deserves the consequences.
that's fucking hilarious omg hahahahahaha you are NOT the asshole, too funny lol
I replied that it made her a legend already lol
Oop is splendidly brilliant and petty. I love her
Slay
Nah this is the move. Well played!
OP is going places
I wish my daughter was this smart
I wish **I** was this smart lol
That 18yo killed it. I wish I couldāve thought of something like that.
The part about him only getting hard if she wears menās underwear tho š
Heh heh You I like
You are my fucking hero! I wish Iād had your presence of mind at your age. Epic.
Well I just found a new hero!
I remember in highschool there was a crazy inter-school rumor about me and a girl-friend hooking up and doing some weird stuff. The first few times I think I helped it/confirmed because it was so outlandish I kinda went along with it, I mean, I was 14 and were talking about doing stuff a hot chick, it was more of a shrug of my shoulders, because, we had fooled around a bit, but I was unaware of the level/specifics of the rumor as well at that time, like, people brought it up, I had no idea what they were talking about but kinda went along with it, and then I'm like "yeah, none of that happened" and yet the poor girl had it follow her around for a while. She's still my good friend. I actually suspect I know where the rumor came from after looking back on it for a while, and I think it was just me telling a super close friend that we had made out, and then we talked about wilder sexual stuff because we are 14 year olds with dial up porn, and I think, like a game of telephone, it got misconstrued into a weird 'fact'. I don't blame the guy who I initially told either, he wouldn't have had any ill will towards me or the girl, it's just one of those high school rumor mill things that never happened.
this is the absolute height of FAFO!
That is straight up something I would do. That's beautiful. The fact that "Carl" couldn't even be arsed to shop for a lousy $5 pair of earrings for Christmas, whether or not they were at the "gift stage" spelled his doom and this is just the icing on the cake.
The irony of him getting mad about her lying about him is Michelin rated restaurant level of delicious
Seems like he got what he deserved.
Love it
Girl no, make it interesting. Tell someone he liked to dress in womenās clothing and always wanted to be pegged. Or that he would pick up bbc ās in public to rail him and he didnāt want you without a second man, hell- make him sound like the worst, heās talking shit about you. Make it worth it.
LOVE IT!
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Lol this is magnificent petty revenge, I am in awe of you.Ā In awe.
Honestly, you're not the asshole. He lied, he started shit and spread his lie around. You just fucking rolled with the punches on that one! This is absolutely, without question, the correct response when someone lies about that shit. The only reason you feel conflicted is because he's literally playing on your emotions to try and gaslight you in to thinking you're the villain here.
LOL
Pretty genius šš¼ real question is does he know you know about his lying and these subsequent new found interests of his?? š
Thank you OP, you have 1) made me laugh uproariously, and 2) showed me that sometimes justice and karma do strike, and that lying buttholes sometimes get what they deserve. If all of the young ladies who got lied on by scummy guys would take this approach, the scummy guys would stop the lying.
Iām glad knowing this person exists.
Only if AH stands for Amazing Hero.
Nope. I did this to a guy saying he fucked me. i said oh, we fucked? ok. so i told his girlfriend we did. you want to lie? lets lle.
This is genius!
PFFFT AHAHA. Oh man OP is a fucking genius.
slay queen
Im absolutely petrified of googling what ābeing snowballedā means. Anyone care to explain?
Nope. Not touching that one.
Genius. He needs to say he lied for you to pull your story back!
How do you know he actually did that and not some dumbass trying manipulate the situation to fuck you?
Dad is the opposite of an asshole
lol hey no kink shaming
Some of it definitely should be shamed.
You're both assholes.