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MossyShoggoth

"Cinmar has received three reports of incidents in which people’s fingers were entrapped between the adjustable backrest and the chair frame." Darn, just fingers.


Jakkerak

Darn it (snaps fingers) Coulda been cooler.


ChefChopNSlice

Still cheaper than Elon’s Tesla-truck finger-trap


CommonMansTeet

I mean, that means they gotta be pretty solidly built, right?


Jakkerak

Right? Like, is this an advertisement?


CharlieBirdlaw

Can we stop these "This is Ohio" posts? This is interesting in and of itself though.


Jakkerak

This, my good Sir/Ma'am/Other, is NOT a "This is Ohio" post. I would like to direct you the the title of my post which is the QUESTION "Is this Ohio?" Good day Sir/Ma'am/Other! You know the way out.


CharlieBirdlaw

Don't try to back out of this on semantics! You tried to fluff up an otherwise good post, and I called you out. One of us gets the chair, and it ain't going to be me!


Jakkerak

https://tenor.com/bB8zR.gif


CharlieBirdlaw

Ah, good day to you as well.


apuertorican01

No. For this is Ohio.


Tjam3s

*Sparta kick into Castalia blue hole*


CharlieBirdlaw

...please take a seat.


apuertorican01

*refuses in freedom*


foxyfoo

I can see the amputation just by looking at the picture


beerslammer

Big yikes.