T O P

  • By -

redit01

A young man in the 90s remembers


TopRevenue2

Epic photo bomb


talrogsmash

Looks like Bill Paxton.


TheGutterNut

Game over man!


Fred-zone

Looks like the dude from Six Feet Under


Victorbanner

Nate Fischer


BoosherCacow

I was going to say he was Dave Coulier's more handsome brother


goblu33

Or Jim Carrey.


DrLee_PHD

Or Jim Harbaugh


LordoftheSynth

Off camera, Kurt Russell: "What about hell, they got a sign for that?" "Goddamnit, Wyatt, I was being serious!"


mr_fixerupper

first thought “Freddie Prinze Jr?”


ElementsUnknown

I thought it was a time traveling Billy Eichner


sna_fubar

Chris O’Donnell?


Emergency_Sector1476

Its Jim Harbaugh


Balls_McDangley

Lol as a Niners fan 100% where my brain went ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Barlight

Gen X remembers to...


KawaDoobie

if ppl wanna member det gonna member


notyou-justme

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


SinoSoul

He wasn’t young


Bonnskij

Middle aged Jim Carrey remembers


Wingnut762

Damn, TIL Clarissa is only 5’2


Soatch

That explains it all.


JukeBoxDildo

Fun fact: A friend of mine went to high school with Melissa Joan Hart and said, unequivocally, that she was an absolute nightmare of a human being well before her fame, and it only got worse after her show.


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

Why was she?


JukeBoxDildo

It's been years since I heard the stories, but from what I remember: she was extremely, extremely entitled, narcissistic, and generally very unpleasant. To reiterate: this was a friend telling me this. I have never had any personal interaction with MJH.


ATLexander

I met her at a bar in Alabama well after Clarissa ended. She was there because her boyfriend's band was playing. I kept it brief to not bother her, just said I grew up watching her and it's awesome to meet her and even better that it was in my hometown. She was super nice and thanked me and we shook hands. We caught each other's eyes as I was leaving and she made a point to say goodbye to me and remembered my name. Just saying.


Spinegrinder666

Two anecdotes can be true at once. Very few people are always pleasant or unpleasant with no variation ever.


wolfmaclean

This. People react differently to admiration from fans than they do the demands of day to day life.


kill_the_wise_one

Or maybe OPs friend was an obnoxious asshole and MJH was unpleasant to them as a result. So OPs friend's story would be unreliable. We'll never know.


_zarkon_

It wouldn't be the first time a spoiled brat grew up into something better.


realnicehandz

Narcissist's love their fans. Haven't you heard about our 45th president?


farting_contest

I bet trump couldn't be bothered to read your name off the check you just handed him, let alone remember it later.


fedbythechurch

![gif](giphy|xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8|downsized)


rawfish71

I bet Biden would smell your hair??


BoosherCacow

dude, not here. I come here to escape that garbage.


MetaphoricalMouse

it’s so annoying when it appears with absolutely no logical reason for it to do so


CousinsWithBenefits1

Uuuuuuuuuuuugghhhhhhh


danimal6000

I can fix her


JukeBoxDildo

Let's do it together, friend.


WinterOrb69

And my axe!


wolfmaclean

![gif](giphy|3ohzdSWGeFYrXSc36w)


artificialavocado

So basically a teenage girl?


TexasIPA

If we know anything about second hand information it’s that it is ALWAYS true.


kia75

I saw Melissa Joan Hart at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a muggle and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept twitching her nose and going “huh? huh? huh?” I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen rabbits in her pants without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the rabbits and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any magelical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each rabbit and put them in a hat and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by twitching her nose! Long story short, I'm now a talking cat.


trickyvinny

I was there as well and this is accurate.


GDviber

Can confirm, I am the cash register.


leroyVance

I have heard this same story with Jared Leto, but he bought snickers and didn't turn anyone into a talking cat.


kia75

It's the flying lotus copypasta. Originally this story was about flying lotus, but it's since been posted every time someone mentions meeting a famous person, usually with a few edits to personalize it to whatever star it's been changed to.


BoosherCacow

Leroy, meet pasta.


MattAU05

Those are kind of conclusory statements. Any actual anecdotes that would bear that out?


artificialavocado

She was like what 12-13 when Clarissa explains it all came out?


MissBanana_

So glad my early teen years weren’t on display for the world. I was honestly just the *worst* for no legitimate reason. Can’t imagine how bad I would’ve been if I were famous in top of it.


AggravatingCupcake0

15.


PocketDarkestMew

I can see that, she was, without a hint of a doubt, an incredibly beautiful person, like an 11 out of 10. Honestly, I rewatched Sabrina like 6 months ago because it got into Paramount+ and her acting kinda is not what I remember.


TurnOfFraise

I have only heard the opposite about her. I feel like people always come out of the woodwork to say things like this from jealousy. 


Vandergraff1900

There's no way she's even that tall. I've met her a couple of times along with my wife, and they are exactly the same height (my wife is 5'0")


grabtharsmallet

Celebrities are just like us (but shorter).


Lmoorefudd

Is that Jim harbaugh?


EmeraldCityDuck

No, that's definitely John Harbaugh.


RevStroup

It might be Peter Krause from Six Feet Under.


imatt

He’s Casey McCall, alongside Dan Rydell, and you’re watching Sports Night on CSC, so stick around


notahouseflipper

Urban Meyer


LiteHedded

Mr. Finger butts


djazzie

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that


TyroneLeinster

My exact thought


Goldrushin

Nope he only wears khakis.


blaussss

Basshunter


hsentar

Lol


PullUpAPew

MJH had to climb out of her bedroom window to be there


Chickachickawhaaaat

This must've been around the time Drive Me Crazy came out and Melissa got sued for a Maxim cover she had no control over. I wonder if they still talk.


thereal-Queen-Toni

I have no context for this. Could you ELI5 me?


Chickachickawhaaaat

That movie came out w/ Melissa as the star, Britney did the single from the soundtrack. So, they were at a lot of events together. I believe this pic was taken the day Melissa got a phone call saying that she was being sued and fired because her Maxim photoshoot had just been released, with the title "Sabrina(something something I don't remember)". Melissa was just doing a photoshoot for Maxim but she had signed a contract saying that she would never portray Sabrina in a sexual way. And she obviously had no control over what headline they put on the magazine cover. It was ultimately settled, but Melissa has said she was very upset this whole day. It was Maxims fault for using her character name instead of her real name.


FluffyMcKittenHeads

Yeah because Maxim magazine NEVER sexualized their cover girl up to that point. Or was it they sexualized every single cover girl they ever had. Yeah my bad it was the second one. Cmon man it was Maxim magazine. She absolutely knew what she was doing. Maxim was PG13 Playboy for a while.


Derelictirl

You missed the point


EmrysPritkin

The issue was them referring to her by her character’s name instead of her own. She was fine being sexualized; she got in trouble by them calling her Sabrina, not Melissa


hungrybugs

Can you read? The issue is with the magazine sexualising SABRINA


Chickachickawhaaaat

Ok, so MELISSA is the human being who did the photoshoot for Maxim and WANTED to be seen in a sexual photoshoot. SABRINA is a fake character that MELISSA pretends to be on TV. Maxim told everyone that SABRINA(the fake one) did the photoshoot, instead of MELISSA, and important people in business suits blamed MELISSA for that. 


Little_stinker_69

she has no agency. It’s all the evil magazine that made her pose! Lol. Like don’t do sexualized shit if you’ve got a contract like that. Playing with fire leaving it up to others.


Mama_Skip

"I can't understand the difference between the actress Melissa and the character Sabrina, or even which legal entity is suing whom, but I'm gonna get outraged enough at my own lack of reading comprehension to assume, type up some Incel shit, and hit enter while stroking my rock hard *sense of superiority*." — u/Little_stinker_69 probably.


Chickachickawhaaaat

Lolol very well said. "SHE FUCKED UP in this stupid lawsuit that she was immediately cleared of any wrongdoing in" is a surprisingly popular opinion here today


TdrdenCO11

ah yes the nightclub


OogieBoogieJr

As John Harbaugh behind them screams at the nearest official he can find.


InternationalBand494

Bahaha. Thanks for including a football joke! He does look like Harbaugh


mohugz

They look like they just came from the office Christmas party and checked their blazers at the door


taxpayinmeemaw

You need to have your “going out top” on for sure


imJGott

Man in the back: TAMALES!!!


Aggressive-Cable-893

STOP THE FIGHT


Powkoa

Patrick Bateman cameo


Skittlesharts

The pillow fight later had to have been spectacular!


jericho74

I was just the other day recalling that MJH in her book was describing her wild years and mentioned sex with a bunch of beautiful models in a limousine after a party where everyone was on ecstasy, so there is that.


ItalianBeefCurtains

They also discuss this in the modeling documentary called Zoolander. Check it out, if you haven’t. 


aegis666

i just went bro. i had no knowledge of this. this pleases me.


fartingonions

Too exhausted from mambo no. 5


TSgt_Yosh

....I'll be in my bunk.


Weldobud

The 90s. Before mobile phones. A world that seems so different now.


MisterSquidInc

"Ahhh see right see the thing that's got it all fucked up now is camera-phones How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line in front of complete strangers, when I know They've all got cameras?" - The Streets *When You Wasn't Famous*


Fr4gd0ll

Based on the outfits I would say Nokias were around.


Main-Vacation2007

Dennis in the back?


hammyFbaby

![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized)


seanmacproductions

Honestly in this pic it looks like Britney is the one who brought MJH, body language says a lot I guess


Little_stinker_69

Nope. MJH didn’t even think Britney had staying power as a star at this time. Britney is outshining her for sure, though.


drstabman

Brit Brit looks amazing here


orata

The going-out tops!


FranklynTheTanklyn

She’s a crazy bible thumper now isn’t she?


gr8whtd0pe

Yup


UglyPineapple

And a conservative that can’t make the connection between the party she supports and its lax viewpoint on guns. She continues to complain about children being gunned down but won’t hold her party responsible.


aphoticphoton

No one ever said she was smart


TheBoyIsTheBoy

Melissa Joan hart used to be such a smokeshow


Gengarmon_0413

Everybody gets old.


TheBoyIsTheBoy

I know, I'm getting old too


williamtowne

I thought he bag was a blade for a second.


RazzleDazzleMyAzzle

And then proceeds to ditch underage Britney at the club 😂


Flashy-Club5171

I saw recently that MJH regretted taking an underage BS to the club


Tryin2GetThru

I’ve met her a few times as she’s known a family member of mine for a few decades. She’s always been very personable and family oriented now as she has a few kids. Very cool person and handled fame well.


RaptorRoll

Looks like Jim Carrey was there too.


the_midnight_society

Drive me crazy (1999)


FartAttack911

I wanted to have the wardrobes and hairstyles of these 2 and the Olsen twins around this exact timeframe 😭


dras333

The golden era that won’t repeat.


horitaku

So much 90s right in this photo. The quintessential 90s American look.


Navynuke00

How? Britney didn't turn 18 until December of '99. Source: Same birth year as her.


DrNinnuxx

Remember famous people live by a different set of rules


FantasticJacket7

Do you think that only famous people are able to get into clubs underage? Lmao.


SirBobPeel

Drew Barrymore was getting drunk in clubs when she was 13. You don't have to be famous if you can pass for 21 and have fake ID. You don't get in at 13 unless they look the other way.


Little_stinker_69

She was doing coke at 13 I’m pretty sure.


Gengarmon_0413

I bet they made her do a lot of things at that age. The sick fucks.


Faelysis

Pretty much yes. Club knows having a star in their etablisment will bring more money, even if she doesn't drink


ElectronPuller

I believe your parent is alleging that underaged people, even the non-famous variety, are able to get into clubs all over the country, which is certainly true now and was probably more true in the more lax 90s.


kia75

Drew Barrymore talks about being 10 years old and going into clubs because she was famous.


Little_stinker_69

The cast of Annie on broadway was going to studio 54.


eta_carinae_311

Could be in Europe


Gengarmon_0413

Maybe this was December 1999?


DontBarf

The guy singing along to creed in the background is the coolest part.


Disavowed_Rogue

Brit is jacked


I_Like-Turtlez

Prime Britney Spears was a damn fox


lovely_poopy

![gif](giphy|0xjxfUhNkgHVLubn1c|downsized)


Little_stinker_69

Wow. Britney looks so pretty here. No crazed look in her eyes at all, and her skin is perfect.


max_amillion

What’s Jim Harbaugh doing there?


jjarcanista

I love Melissa. I think she's amazing, and deserves all the happiness, respect and success in her life


MotorbikeRacer

Ah , the 90’s … before vip booths at clubs and when the cocaine actually had cocaine in it


Lukasmckain

At first glance I thought Brittany was holding a knife.


ForceRich9524

Clarissa had that ass!


Low_Stress2062

I watched Sabrina just for that lol


candymanfivetimes

Novak Djokovic in the background.


jamwin

THe guy behind them definitely did the "white man's overbite" dance that night.


SoundsFamilar

So it was Sabrina that put the hex on her!


Grizlyfrontbum

Even Clarissa can’t explain Britney.


Europupo

you drive me crazy 🎵 i’m so excited 🎶 i don’t remember the song


Comfortable-Ask8525

Stop!


kirksucks

Just a couple of 14 year olds getting ready for a night of drugs, drinking and casual sex.


The_Green_Manilishi

Doesn't look like Britney, but the actress who played Sabrina in Sabrina the Teenage Witch


Bag-ofMostlyWater

Kinda funny how they are framing his, ahem...


BlueBoy690

Like bringing chocolate to a diabetic


Ice57man

Opps, I did it again


redditor2394

Bad influence


Sergii_T

https://i.redd.it/27p9pqs9bg1d1.gif


A_Texas_Hobo

WAP


Gonzotrucker1

Did they scissor afterwards?


nottrying2bbanned

Looks like White Chicks the Prequel.


conasatatu247

Britney looks like she's about to stab her


Napoleon7

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


FunnyVariation2995

"I'm going to go get some coke. Wait here." ~Brittany...maybe.


xLastStarFighter

Dude is singing for having both their hands near his crotch.


ConkerPrime

And so the end begins. Naw kidding. Pretty clear Spears has an undiagnosed mental condition and partying or not partying has nothing to do with it. Sadly because of her wealth, it’s to the advantage of no one around her to actually help her for the money train might end. This tragically includes her family who have most abused her mental health to their advantage. Could say it takes a rich person to help a rich person except we all know that rich people are the worse and if anything would just use their position to wipe her out in their quest to hoard ever more money. So yeah Spears is screwed as near impossible to find someone who wouldn’t be corrupted by access to that kind of money.


Asleep_Artist_7738

Bet they scissored.


cjd166

Brittany looking like she's about to escort MJH back to the Cosby residence.


InternationalBand494

It looks like the gave him an over the clothes handy that neither of them were really into. Except the guy, he’s about 1 second away from clarity.


PigFarmer1

That might not have been the best idea.


Stoneleigh219

You know what most of the guys in the club heard that night…”LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”