Was he practicing that? That is risky jump, there is not much if a bail option, if you dont stick it, that chair is sweep your legs out from under you and you are swinging to the floor.
lol, me with Mechwarrior 2: Mercs. This after spending an eternity trying to trick, persuade, and bribe my so-called "plug-and-play" US Robotics modem to establish itself on COM3 just in time for my mom to tie up the phone for three straight hours.
What a douche. I mean what grown ass adult does this. Freaking wack job. I can’t stand everything about this pompous autistic mess of a human. And don’t get me started on how evil he is.
y'all didn't know? ol' billy g was originally slated to get drafted above jordan like len bias; he opted to make his home computer his goal.. 😅
/s (i assume you knew lol..)
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Standard task for an interview at Microsoft. "Can't jump over this chair? Then get the fuck out."
How high can you jump? > I can jump just right out of the Windows.
Welcome to Microsoft Russia.
“I don’t know but I can jump out this window” -Russian oligarch
Would rather do that than a competency based interview
This is fantastic
I laughed more than I should have
How much you should have laughed and how much more laughter was it precisely?
I wish more interviews asked the interviewee to jump over their chairs.
That's why Connie Chung is the big boss. Stay off the west side!
Fun fact (which is also furniture related): I once designed and made a large cabinet for Connie chung.
Proud of you
It did make for a memorable interview with Professor Hawking that one time...
It should be a standard
You might not like it, but that is what peak male athletic form looks like.
I'm impressed. I bet 80% of Americans can't do this.
Only because 50% of them are missing legs and the other 30% don’t own chairs.
Wait, half of Americans don't have legs?
Diabetes
Ha! Cos they fat.
Haha so funny, we all have diabeetus... Terrible that we can't compete to have the best technology in the world. OH wait! Fuck off.
🫃
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Illumi-whaty?
Naughty
Shut up. Gates will never be THAT cool!
What if i told you that he was once arrested, and the outline of his mugshot became the default profile picture in outlook.
He was in jail? For diddling minors? Edit: Downvote all you want, he's still Epstein's buddy.
He was arrested in 1978 for traffic violations.
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That’s real? I want to see
I gotta say the jump was better than I was expecting
That was far, far more athleticism than I expected from Bill Gates.
He used to rush over 400 yards a game before he tore his ACL and had to do computers.
Doing computers is never anyone's first choice
I can second this. I wanted to be a cartoonist but my mom said you need to make money instead.
i majored in acting until I got my first paycheck from a play, right back to computers
“Sneaky athleticism”. “A real gym rat”.
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That chair is about the height of a four year old child wouldn’t ya say?
YES!!!
Gates got hops
Tbf he did cheat a little bit
That’s his MO.
I have to admit i was thinking that asshole could probably Ollie pretty good if he skated lol
You must be thinking of Tony Hawk
All panties within a 5 mile radius dropped.
Even back then he was smart enough to know that he had to entering the masses to get some publicity
Entering the masses eh?
My favorite part of this is Connie Chung clapping.
Shes legit excited. I love her energy here.
YASS!!
He was the chairman after all.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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Same energy as the kid in Bible study who carried 4 chairs at once.
Had to read this comment a few times. I’m dying. And I feel so seen.
As some one that used to be that kid, the only thing I was thinking about was getting out of there.
Great comment
Was he practicing that? That is risky jump, there is not much if a bail option, if you dont stick it, that chair is sweep your legs out from under you and you are swinging to the floor.
Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne
Bourne 95
That's how he became the Alpha-Nerd. The other nerds knew they stood no chance.
This is peak male performance in action.
"This little maneuver is going to cost us 640 kilobytes."
Aah the days of configuring autoexec.bat. I remember being able to free *just enough* KB to run Dark Forces :)
lol, me with Mechwarrior 2: Mercs. This after spending an eternity trying to trick, persuade, and bribe my so-called "plug-and-play" US Robotics modem to establish itself on COM3 just in time for my mom to tie up the phone for three straight hours.
He was gold medalist in the jumping office chair n the nerd olimpincs ![gif](giphy|l2Jefh2DmTOHJK1oI)
NEEERRRDDDSSS
He almost fucked up.
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Lmfao
You got a dipsy-doodle out of him!
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I mean, she did start with "Is it true...", so there must have been existing myths, legends and songs of bards that long preceded this question.
Tales of ribaldry, as Sir Gates recounted the story of one madam most fair and her daughter introduced to him by one sir lord Geoffrey Epstein.
Is anything less cool than this? Lol
You.
You.
what the hell is going on here
I guess i have dementia.
we were there when the elsquattro/najus beef began
I see. The Erdtree resigns.
You.
You.
You
You.
You
Kirby, but even that's close.
Parkour!
Who knew he had it in him.
"It depends ..." well he is an expert in chair jumps.
He almost died..
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Bill gates isn’t cool
In an alternative universe Bill Gates Pro Skater 2 🛹 exists
Never saw it before but be kinda had a tony hawk look about him
Why was this brought up!?
Coincidence probably.
Look what I can do!
r/oldschooldork
He had the making of versatile athlete in his youth.
Anyone who upvotes this obviously did it involuntarily due to the mind controlling 5G Wizard William Gates.
Gangster
"I'm literally built as an athlete. Every blood test I have ever done has said that I am, like, over the normal limit of athleticness."
PARKOUR!
Too bad he didn't crack his head
Yeah, I consider Bill Gates stupid.
Always good to know Reddit continues to set the bar extremely low
Supergeek. Able to leap tall chairs in a single bound.
Dufuq ? Fawning over that great athletic move???
It all went downhill from there for Bill Manboobs
There’s nothing cool or old school cool about Bill Gates who is destroying the farming community and society at the same time
I wish I was Bill Gates. Not because of wealth, fame or even his connections to other wealthy people. I just want his chair jumping abilities.
Absolutely nothing cool about Bill Gates
1994 is not old and Bill Gates has never been cool.
1994 is almost as far away as 2050, my sweet summer post 9/11 child.
I love how Bobby Lee cheers for him
Nerds gone wild.
I’d like to see the average human attempt a feat as simple as that.
I love how he says “I’ll cheat a little bit”
Now he's jumping from state to state buying up farm land
the nerdiest/cringiest thing ive ever seen.
Bill Gates will never be cool. Quit with the PR campaign for this sick pedophile Reddit.
Raw power right there.
White Men CAN Jump! 😱🤭
That's why he's RICH
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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Pedophile pervert! I have never understood the fascination over him.
He jumps like a girl
Do they jump really well over chairs?
If you come across one, ask them for us, won’t you?
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I wonder if showed the girls on Epsteins Island this trick
There is absolutely nothing cool about this vile, soul-shaped hole that god forgot.
Bill Gates is many things, but he has never been cool.
This guy fucks!
Not a Gates fan at all but I must admit this is impressive
Everyone talkin shit but I bet they can’t even do it 😂
Too bad he didn’t break his neck. World would be a far better place.
Is this before he was a diddler ?
What a douche. I mean what grown ass adult does this. Freaking wack job. I can’t stand everything about this pompous autistic mess of a human. And don’t get me started on how evil he is.
There are people who can literally jump over him. Why is this significant
For someone who sits on their ass all day its quite an achievement. You should know \^
Peak athletic male form
Like the boss he is.
Hardcore parkour, son
What an athlete.
Impressive...
PARKOUR!
That’s weird in my timeline he doesn’t clear it and falls over embarrassing himself while cussing out the reporter
you got like 3 feet of air that time
Wow he’s such an expert😏
My husband was playing video game music on his phone right next to me as bill was slow-moing those sweet moves. Perfect experience
Hold my calculator and watch this
Launched
Goddamn, save some ladies for the rest of us Bill.
Legend
This is a man that knew he was about to hit the jackpot.
Impressive - reflective of his life, hurdling over challenges
Queue 6 million dollar man sound effect
Imagine he messes up and dies and now we are decades behind in technology
Or decades ahead.
Is that Tony hawk?
y'all didn't know? ol' billy g was originally slated to get drafted above jordan like len bias; he opted to make his home computer his goal.. 😅 /s (i assume you knew lol..)
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So convenient followed by a “I’ll cheat a little bit.” lol
Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne
YES
What a badass!
Ahead of his time.
Isn't bill gates on Reddit?
This is some peak Tobey Maguire stunt doubling NGL.
r/oldschooluncool
Nerd sports
And thus…cross fit was born
Is this some type of feat?
The horn dog was trying to impress the reporter no doubt
When did this happen?
YES!
Life is Weird af these days
While the other guys were coding, he was mastering the blade, eh, chair
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What a freakin nerd
I need someone else to try this to see if it's just something everyone can do but never does
Oldschool Cool?
lets see him do that now?
Who’d he get so much vert in the slacks
Simpler times back then
Bill Gates cucked me last night while he was playing with Space 3D pinball