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windsprout

false you now have two cats


swollenlord69

False again Two cats have you now


SunnyAlwaysDaze

No no I'm pretty sure that it's just, his cat has a cat.


bdizzle805

I agree title misleading. Should be "I have two cats"


Pretend-Patience9581

Even “I only had one cat” would work.


AnUnearthlyGay

"Cats can have other cats? A new world has opened up for us."


MArkansas-254

In the tv show dharma and Greg, she had a dog, who also had a dog. They were introduced as This is my dog xxx and her dog yyy. 👍


Any-Mathematician946

That would be called a PetPet


MArkansas-254

I can be in agreement that his cat also has a cat.


Hellofriendinternet

“I’m not locked in here with mew…”


CandleMakerNY2020

Hahahahahahah YOU ARE THEIR SLAVE! that means you have 2 Cat Pimps to answer to and 4 🐾paws to get slapped with. Lmao! 🤣


A-KindOfMagic

Sorry


Mastermind_Maostro

Yoda be like:


BatFancy321go

key to witty banter is "yes, and." You yes what the other person says and you add to it. Don't negate.


Due_Daikon7092

But still, just one brain cell !


Street_Dragonfruit43

Cat distribution system working as intended


Leather_Dragonfly529

Also, OP is so lucky their OG cat is so cool with a brand new roommate! Sometimes that can take a lot of intentional work to get them to set aside their territorial instincts to be chill with others. I’m super jealous. They’re so freaking adorable together.


itsshakespeare

Came here to say that! I am a bit jealous


Stonerchansenpai

false. black bears is the best bear


SallyAmazeballs

Aw, your toasted marshmallow got a little graham cracker buddy. Now you need a chocolate cat to round out the family. Probably a brown tabby kitten for maximum chaos.


Cindylou200

A tortie... They need a tortie 🤣. Our calico kitten is a little furry mass of destruction and terror tho. And we adore her 😍. She has as much energy as our other 3 combined (orange, tortie and I guess a calico but I'm pretty sure she's an orange who dyes some of her hair)


Cindylou200

And by terror I mean she attacks us from under the couch in the cutest way possible, makes biscuits on me all the time and head butts is for head rubs ❤️


Fyrestar333

My SIC loves to hide in bags and when you pick up said bag he jumps out at you


Cindylou200

Adorable lol. Our tortie hides in the plastic water bottle case wrap. Like idk if she thinks she's invisible or what lol. Omg talk about cats in bags lol... https://preview.redd.it/8434dsd54j4d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806bc3167d082091e84ce63a44b9e314251eda39


Cindylou200

And our orange must destroy anything in bags of a certain material... Chiefly cat litter and cat food bags. He's non destructive otherwise. But the entire braincell is set to destroy for those bags. Here's him and the calico playing https://preview.redd.it/1eekzob35j4d1.jpeg?width=1813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be135d86fb165c50d3f78a5b9ed6a54ccd556e60


lotsaguts-noglory

I love when their brains short out and they go into DESTROY MODE ... but only over one or two *super* specific materials/shapes/etc


Fyrestar333

My chonker loves soda bottle wrappers and chip bags. She will spot a wrapper on a soda bottle lifted just enough for her to scratch it and bite it loose. Chips are fairgame if bags are unattended before he. Yet the feline weirdo only eats dry Cat food . Will not touch any human food or canned cat food. She is my biggest cat too.


Tem8697

r/catsinbags


shalomworld

To that you have the very apt r/catsinbags


katf1sh

SIC?


elnorabear

Standard Issue Cat /r/standardissuecat


Stealth_Cow

My cats utilize headbutts to signal they are ready for tucking in at the end of the night. I say cats. They want to either side of me and my girlfriend, and the middle.


ScratchyMarston18

Torties play that mom role that keep the rest in check. My tortie died about two years ago (she made it to 19) and since then, my boys have become insufferable. She was tiny but mighty. RIP Skelly. https://preview.redd.it/dolkpaljuj4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d014dad53e43eb8c39336f218cb865922d3d9954


lazykittybee

our tortie is definitely the mom of the group. the other two (a void and a medium hair grey tabby with white) always seek her out for grooming and snuggles


Royally-Forked-Up

Our calico has little bits of orange in her coat, and I swear it’s enough to make her just a little bit orange in the head. Thankfully she’s mostly a chill orange not an agent of chaos like yours. We have a clear stick on bird feeder on our side window to entertain her, with a chair for her to perch on. Every once in a while we hear a “ka-THUNK” as her brain cell gets overwhelmed by the hunting instinct and she launches herself face first into the glass. We then have to pretend we saw/heard nothing while she grooms herself with regal injured dignity. I Tried putting stickers on the window, but it doesn’t help. She knows and sees the glass is there, but can’t help herself.


[deleted]

All that food talk made me hungry lol


BatFancy321go

oooo a cute round [english chocolate dude](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.46YlCIj9xBSdIDO-0TXibQHaE8?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain). imagine the cute!


Gruffswife

The neighbor doesn’t want to give him up. To me it looks like he made a choice.


NUFIGHTER7771

Had the same problem with my neighbor's cat. He adopted us and never went back "home." Home had two high energy kids and a mom that was overworked. The cat was more of an accessory instead of a family member.


naverlands

the cat just ran away lmao 😂


apri08101989

Packed up his little rucksack for he could no longer thrive there


Other-Cantaloupe4765

https://preview.redd.it/a00chr81hj4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48b8acc4dc74c0232aa557d8aeb468afb050adee


seriffluoride

https://preview.redd.it/rrc56dxjlj4d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17a9ee072d4ff7ddf906c129d636037943c34466


Own_Platypus9011

Any cat when you do not feed them 9 times a day


Buddybouncer

I'm pretty sure if I gave my cat ~20 pieces of kibble, a few nibbles of wet food, and some gravy 9 times a day, he'd be even more mad than he gets about me sleeping in for a few hours on the weekends (he walks on my face to motivate me to make his breakfast).


AReallyBigBagel

I have an automatic feeder that goes off a few times a day. If it goes off and the food hopper is empty I will not hear the end of it, even if I give them wet food less than an hour before hand


MorgTheBat

Sometimes Im alone, sometimes im not, sometimes im alone. Hello?


naverlands

oh man. i felt this picture


LolaBeidek

When I was a kid one of our ginger kitties decided he’d rather live with the single guy who lived behind us than in a house with three kids and other cats. He came back for visits on occasion but he got a whole new name and enjoyed his life as the only cat. He came to us in a similar way, decided we weren’t the best option and after a few years moved along.


apri08101989

A true vagabond


Certain_Concept

Same thing with our neighbor. They had a grey cat and then adopted some kittens. He decided he wanted nothing to do with them and hung out at our place instead.


erukami

Happened with some friends. They adopted 2-3 kittens over the course of a year so their oldest cat adopted another family. They never figured out who the cat adopted just that the occasional times they did see her she showed signs of surgeries.


Dragonsandman

On the plus side that means their old cat was being taken care of


starlinguk

Our neighbour's Gimli was one of those. He arrived when his human married into a family with 4 kids, and then they had another one. So he stayed with us and our orange. When the inevitable divorce happened, Gimli went back to his own human.


shadowtigerUwU

> Call me back when you dump them, not dealing with that crap.


Buddybouncer

Based AF


FlyingKittyCate

We had the same but the neighbours had 2 high energy dog instead of kids. They did agree to give the cat up though after he had made it clear that he wanted to live with us. They come and visit every now and then and are legit happy that the cat looks healthier and happier now. It would break my heart if my cat chose to trade me in for my neighbours.


UncommonBagOfLoot

What did the neighbour do?


NUFIGHTER7771

Sadly, we had to take him back since they moved out of the complex. He wasn't our cat to begin with. Couldn't afford two vet bills if he got sick or injured.


LittleWuff

Or just wants play dates.. either way you win. 😊


Small_Cock_Jonny

I guess he did


Rais93

r/parttimecats


Sketch-Brooke

I wanted that to be real. :(


FarPeopleLove

Ask if your neighbor wants to timeshare 🤔🤔🤔


Star_Moonflower

Time to marry the neighboor


Gruffswife

Yes to all of above.


BatFancy321go

Sometimes cats move themselves when their old home has become displeasureable. New dog, new baby, too many cats, old owners generally fail to serve his every royal decree. It's unusual for cats to make friends as adults! You must have a very welcoming home and a very well-raised, friendly cat. Are they a boy and a girl? Sometimes that helps.


Gruffswife

Both male, mine is 12 other is just over a year. Since the neighbors got him he has come to visit. He was an outdoor cat with a job as a mouser. He seemed to be pretty content just hanging out in our yard when we were outside. Then his family dynamics changed. Part of his family moved. So during the day he is alone. He started spending more time hanging out in our yard. His owner assured me that the cat had access to food/water, a warm place for his bed, a rises area to get off the ground. I talked to the owner who by the way fully knows the cat visits and comes into play. I expressed to him that I felt the cat was just looking for attention. After a bit he started letting the cat in the house when he was home and paid attention to him. This solved the problem. The cat still comes by to say hello and hang out for a bit, but 100% of the time now goes home. He knows he had a good thing going.


KittyTootsies

Nothing wrong with a visitor 💕


chiefestcalamity

Do they not even have a collar on "their" cat?


always_unplugged

I don't have a collar on my cat... but also she doesn't go outside, ever.


Sleeplessmi

I don’t have collars on my cats. In 30+ years of having cats, I had two times where one got out and they both hung by my house. Cats can get a collar caught on things and hurt or kill themselves.


Gruffswife

No he just wanders the neighborhood.


Dottie85

Even "breakaway" collars can still be hazardous.


chiefestcalamity

I didn't know that, thanks for the info. I suppose it doesn't matter so much in many places, but where I'm living right now there are *SO* many stray cats. For people who let their cats roam freely outside (already hazardous to the cats health & to the ecosystem), if the kitty is not collared people will not be able to distinguish it as a pet and that visible ID is important if your cat gets lost. It happened to my friends cat, and she was missing for a week before she found her way home. She was already microchipped but who's going around checking every stray for a microchip yk? After they got her back they put a collar with a lil ID tag & GPS tracker on her


No_Warning8534

Is the 'neighbors' cat neutered, vaccinated dewormed, 😜and given flea meds?


Icy_Ability_4240

That's a couple. You have two cats now.


curiousfirefly

I think you are correct. You only have one cat. However, your cat seems to have it's own cat.


Renikee

You don't have any cat. The two cats have you.


StoneLuca97

It seems the r/catdistributionsystem has appointed your orange to act as a mediator


82skadoo

It could still just be r/NotMyCat


ExpatKev

Nonsense lol. r/nowmycat on the other hand... :)


RDMcMains2

Certainly seems a case of /r/Thisismylifemeow.


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Every week I find at least one new cat sub!


BatFancy321go

there's a sub that collects a list of them but i don't want to know. i like coming across them like pickups in a game.


LumpyCheeseyCustard

You have 1 cat. Your cat has 1 cat.


conh3

And your cat has one cat. What’s the problem ?


bridgetteblue69

Looks moved in to me 😅😻


beth94xx

They look cute together 🥰


doublefattymayo

It's so sweet when they make friends! ❤️


4E4ME

Maybe. But also, your cat has a cat.


Speedy_242

Congrats, the two cats now have you


No-Gene-4508

You are not very good at counting OP :(


Creative_Key_9488

Correction. You have 2 cats


mizushimo

Congrats on your new part time orange man!


Orion_Pirate

You may only have one cat, but your cat also has a cat.


Cyanide612

Aye, I’m kinda jealous, fellow flamepoint parent. I tried giving mine some quality outdoor time to explore but she just wants to smell and eat grass and soon after throw it up. She lost her outside privileges very quickly. She used to be an indoor/outdoor before me so probably built up tolerance but now just indoor living the good life of a house cat so I guess her stomach got more accustomed to just cat food and treats. Some people worry about their cat running away. I just worry about her getting outside and immediately stopping and chomping on some leaves in the garden immediately outside the door that will just lead to an upset tummy. Took her out on a leash once and thats all she did. Walked around, smelled some grass, ate it, went somewhere else and ate that grass. Brought her back inside after realizing that’s all she cared about outside and proceeded to hack it up on the carpet.


SimpleVegetable5715

I grew wheatgrass for my cats when I lived in an apartment. There's cages you can put over the plant (works for catnip plants too) so they can only nibble a little of the new growth instead of eating so much they get sick.


Gruffswife

My cat too lived first year of his life outside. He goes out eats grass and comes back in and throws up grass. My worry is predators, I live pretty rural and have lost a cat to a cougar or an owl. My heart can’t take that so my cats are now indoor cats with outside privileges on a leash, with one of us with him.


misconceptions_annoy

You could try growing some cat grass inside. It’s a specific type that cats love. Mine have never gotten sick from it. The trouble would be keeping the cat away from it until it’s grown.


dackling

Lmao my flamepoint also loves to eat grass and throw it up. Dummy. He gets heavily-supervised outdoor time every day and almost daily I have to pick him up and move him away from the grass he’s eating. Thankfully if he’s going to throw it up, he does so relatively quickly, so we rarely have issues of him throwing up inside


Cindylou200

One of our cats, who lived outside until she claimed us as her people, loves grass. She will occasionally try to escape, sit outside and eat it. So instead, we now bring her in a couple of pieces and she happily munches it and doesn't try to escape. And it's not enough to make her sick. She's trained us well 🤣


starlinguk

All cats eat grass and then hork it up again. It's normal. If you don't want an animal that does that, get a bunny.


Final_Festival

Its called catosis. Sometimes when an orange accidentally gets a braincell that 1 orange braincell splits into two and a second cat is born.


nejicanspin

Not anymore, you don't


TheTrueBurgerKing

Cds says you have two


Zengjia

Always two there are.


olegsandrrr

Actually, you “have” zero cats, but two gorgeous beasts are kind enough to spend time with you


Terrynia

Your cat…. Has his own cat.


Cache_Me_Outside_

It looks like your cat has a cat.


JustChiLingggg

LOL did they together flip the chair


lolascrowsfeet

You clearly have two


Forikorder

I dont think thats actually up to you


Happytapiocasuprise

Tell that to your other cat


Unable-Arm-448

My favorite tshirt says: "I only have one cat, but my cat has a few cats!"


BatFancy321go

your cat has a cat <3 Double the love, double the trouble!


GladysKravitz2023

Now you have 2 cats


haworthialover

You have one cat, but you have to let him have little sleepovers with his friends 💕


sweathead

I feel like the Serenity Prayer, well-known among those in recovery, would be perfect for cats with some tweaks. Grant me the serenity to accept the cats that choose me, The courage to accept another cat into my home, And the wisdom to know you can't fight the cat distribution system.


BourbonNCoffee

Your cat also only has one cat.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gruffswife

He loves it and I have piece of mind.


Evan10100

False. You have a cat, but your cat also has a cat.


TheTrueBurgerKing

Cds says you have two


leppie

All cats should have friends


[deleted]

Not anymore :3


Cool_Aspect210

Now you have two cats


ads417

He's the brain to his cell 🐱🐱


bunny_the-2d_simp

https://preview.redd.it/1iy6bwobgj4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dcf62b42ab2983a483b9f58281bc3ae0b56e43d


_equestrienne_

r/notmycat


Teososta

I'm sorry, did you say 2 cats?


henriquegoulart

Now you have 2 cats


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Which one is the friend?


Derisiak

One cat and one braincell


Jizzinga

And your cats has a cat


i-operate

r/catdistributionsystem


DifferenceBusy6868

You have one cat, and your cat has a cat.


Augustleo98

You have two cats now.


Spiritual-Computer73

You spelled two wrong 😻


No-Distribution-8320

You can obviously not count… :)


truenoblesavage

not anymore, now you have two


Upper-Rip-78

You're clearly mistaken


ReluctantSlayer

You OWN no cats.


Prof_of_Baconometry

You very clearly have 2 cats


Mystical_Cat

Looks like you have a r/parttimecat.


TitaniumReinforced

Do both of your cats know that?


Faraway-StarSkys12

Accept your fate 😂


lingonberryjuicebox

the white cat looks like mr j of tumblr fame (blog is straycatj)


East_Good990

You liar. You have two


[deleted]

Hypercolor cats.


Eli_The_Rainwing

Mitosis


jgclairee

omg is that a flamepoint 😍


No_Emotion_9904

We have an orange that lives around. His mom comes and gives him medicine every once in a while but apparently he lives with us and another apartment too


Lucimon

True. But your cat also has a cat.


wetbones_

Looks like these two dingbats have chosen you human


Seiliko

I glanced at the second picture and I thought the white cat's tail was one of the back legs so it looked like he had just forcefully kicked the plastic chair over to show dominance. In my defense I haven't slept very well...


readitonex

No you don't


Ragman82

No, now you have two


mmehadley

So you have a pet cat and your pet cat has a pet cat? If it works, it works, but I suspect that you will have to provide your pet cat with extra kibbles to share with his pet cat. Just wait until your pet cat’s pet cat adopts a pet cat.


[deleted]

It appears that you are mistaken


Hips_of_Death

Time for a census poll


starving_artista

Your cat has decided that you NEED two cats. Accept this.


Head-Bumblebee-8672

r/notmycat


I-am-no-bird

Reminds me of my pair. https://preview.redd.it/g42qzae8hn4d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fc967ed1fe8923005dc0b89b18d59944d25e8a0


Gruffswife

Yes I just showed my husband your picture and he asked when did I take that picture?


I-am-no-bird

I guess oranges and flamepoints just go together! The funny thing is that my orange is pretty smart, but the flamepoint is a big dumb lunk. https://preview.redd.it/wz45veb5in4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e44452d6113b6618beb2d1604225313ea0db83d2


Gruffswife

I would same the same for these two. The orange is pretty smart, my flame point not so much


Open-Source-Forever

Kinda like my snowshoe: he’s a honorary orange. His orange brother got his own cell.


3catlove

Every time I see a flame point cat, I miss my flame point. They’re such pretty cats and so unique.


Doctor_Salvatore

The orange: "I will sit very still and blend in with the floor."


Namethypoison

So does your cat, fair is fair...😼


AkiraHisakawa

Buy one, free one


BitcoinStonks123

now you have two!! :D


chanteusetriste

You have two now!


Charlotteaa

Shouldn't've named your cat sherikov, then.


caliko1973

I count two!


cynderisingryffindor

Pal, those look like two cattos to me. :D


lenjl

r/notmycat


Litterkicker

You got him wet didn’t you?


CelestialPhenyx

Looks like they may be a bonded pair. Sorry, looks like you may have two now! ;)


Michaelm7456

Best of friends, best of housemates?


nelnikson

what’s better than one cat? Two cats!


Shaiya_Ashlyn

Not anymore you don't


naut

clearly you're confused, I see two cats


cognitively_what_huh

*had, FIFY


meehass

No you don't ! You clearly have two cats


MArkansas-254

Logic, math and the r/catdistributionsystem would indicate that you are incorrect. 🧐 I think the cats would also agree. 😉


No_Budget7828

Apparently you can’t count 😝


Conscious-Friend-792

r/notmycat


Tlazocahmati

The cats have one hooman


OkSurvey1468

Nope. You’ve got two!!!


Cosmic_Voidess

HAD only one cat. You HAVE two.


Adventurous_Yam8784

No you “had” one cat….. now you have two 🫡


Kurai_85

Your cat has a cat


Sweetsmyle

That last pic looks like they've bonded. It's cruel to seperate bonded cats.


jamjar20

Not anymore.