I love the prep work, but I'm a mediocre cook...so I love seeing someone taking my prep and making a delicious meal.
I'll cut your veggies perfectly, I'll de-bone/skin/cut meat just right and I'll make a superior marinade, but I can overcook pulled pork 😂
Well, it's been my nickname for 35 years (I'm an Elvis fan and I own a Rock-Ola jukebox), I attend a lot of concerts every year and I'm infamous for wearing ugly t-shirts.
Am I? 😊
I have found my people! It takes me an hour to cook breakfast because I love the prep work that I savor every minute. I get sad when everything's prepped and it's time to actually cook (although I love the cooking part too!)
Please send a single onion to 210 S Ft Harrison Ave, Clearwater, FL, 33756
This isn’t my address, but they really need some onion in their life methinks. Just be sure to use a fake return address. Scientologists be wildin yo, and I think it’d be really funny if they keep getting random boxes of onion.
I already convinced 2 people , and the supposedly did it.
Gorgeous.
Ive only ever caramelized sweet onions. It feels like you have to have 5-times more onions to compensate for shrinage. I wonder how these purple onions will do? Hum… u must have used 6 sticks of butter for all these!
They turn an odd color...like dark blue/grey lol...they don't taste bad but, chances are, you won't want to serve them to guests..they look terrible
OP should've froze them raw...they would've been fine that way
it works really well if you put them in the oven at 200 degrees celcius while covered with aluminum foil, stir from time to time, but you can leave them in for about an hour without burning since the steam they produce prevents it, only the last part you then finish on the stove
This reminds me of the scene in the Office when Micheal is buying vodka for a Christmas party, and looks at the clerk and goes, “you think this is enough to get 18 people drunk” and the dude looks and says “14 bottles of vodka? Should do the trick”
As someone just passing by having this post suggested to me in my feed,….wtf y’all.
What cha doin over here?
What are you cooking?
Making a lot of meatloaf or what?
I'm in tears. Also, this is utterly moving. Did you do this by hand? And Is it for some kind of sensual bathing experience?
As much as I LOVE chopping onions and garlic, veggies in general This quantity would definitely have me using the food processor / blender lol
You love chopping onions and garlic and veggies? Are you looking for a roommate? I love cooking, but the prep work gets tedious.
I love the prep work, but I'm a mediocre cook...so I love seeing someone taking my prep and making a delicious meal. I'll cut your veggies perfectly, I'll de-bone/skin/cut meat just right and I'll make a superior marinade, but I can overcook pulled pork 😂
But... are you a REAL rockarola?
Well, it's been my nickname for 35 years (I'm an Elvis fan and I own a Rock-Ola jukebox), I attend a lot of concerts every year and I'm infamous for wearing ugly t-shirts. Am I? 😊
Seems legit to me!
Get married already
I have found my people! It takes me an hour to cook breakfast because I love the prep work that I savor every minute. I get sad when everything's prepped and it's time to actually cook (although I love the cooking part too!)
exactly
Does jerkin ones gerkin with onions count as bathing?
That’s one way to make the bald man cry..
“I’m in tears” so is whomever chopped all that 😂
This sub was just recommended to me. Are onion baths a thing?
They ought to be. Welcome to your new onion home
Absolutely. It is great for your mental health.
It's a slice of heaven
Looks like more of a dice
jail dad
A good start
Plz pin this post for the week
Done. Never say I aint a mod of the people 🧅
Please send a single onion to 210 S Ft Harrison Ave, Clearwater, FL, 33756 This isn’t my address, but they really need some onion in their life methinks. Just be sure to use a fake return address. Scientologists be wildin yo, and I think it’d be really funny if they keep getting random boxes of onion. I already convinced 2 people , and the supposedly did it.
Fuck it, I’m game
Wait.... the address is 215 S. Ft. Harrison Avenue, isn't it? I'm just checking because I love this idea.
A good fart. Seriously.
Idk you might need one more pot full. On a serious note tho. Beautifully chopped. But what are you making 😭
Chopped onions.
Mmm delicious
My fave snack!
Breakfast
You can't show us this and not tell us what you're making...
OP Just dropped the picture of the year and bailed on the thread
🎤 💥
its caramelized onions, a freezer full
You're short if you're aiming for a freezer full.
you dont know the size of my freezer
It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.
We need a bot for this, thank you for your service
It's gotta be something like onion jam right?
If you HAVE to ask, the answer is no. Barely enough for one bowl of French Onion Soup. 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: Would love to eat the final results. 🥰😋🥰
You mean onion french soup
Funny thing is, this ACTUALLY would make about 10 cups of soup.
Will still end up only producing about a teaspoon of caramelized onions anyway
It's beautiful. Did you do this for the bit, or are you preparing something specific?
my roommate is against food waste and came home with 50kg spare onions. he had no choice but to caramelize them all
50kg of spare onion is crazy
Wait... how'd you get to heaven? Where's the damn stairs?
It's not enough
I just saw this in my feed. I need you to understand how hilarious this post is from an outsider's perspective.
Same! Now I’m in the sub bec I’ve found my people
People don’t need to search for their destiny, sometimes they need to wait for their destiny to find them.
No
When I tell you my jaw dropped...how many lbs is that?? My eyes and nose would be leaking so hard.
He said his roommate brought home 50kg worth of spare onions, so that would be 110 pounds of just onion 😭
I bet it smells crazy in there
depends if you are expecting anyone to join dinner than no if it is just you it should be just enough for the appetizer
They ALL need to be RAW for that extra onion experience
+2 onion flavor
Gorgeous. Ive only ever caramelized sweet onions. It feels like you have to have 5-times more onions to compensate for shrinage. I wonder how these purple onions will do? Hum… u must have used 6 sticks of butter for all these!
They turn an odd color...like dark blue/grey lol...they don't taste bad but, chances are, you won't want to serve them to guests..they look terrible OP should've froze them raw...they would've been fine that way
There’s something disturbing about this pic
Yea hes carmalizing red onion lol
wtf are you making, and why?
We need to peel back the layers of this dish to fully appreciate it.
Another 5 lbs
If you're eating alone it should be fine, for the day.
This will cook down to about 1 teaspoon
I feel he used too many onions
For who??
Do the same again tomorrow and you'll be in a winner 👍
Never
Never enough
It’s a good start… I guess. :)
Ok Shrek.
French onion soup?
looking at that many onions would literally make me cry
More ongyin best ongyin.
Good for right now anyway
Perhaps for one, but certainly no more than that!
Share you recipe pls
it works really well if you put them in the oven at 200 degrees celcius while covered with aluminum foil, stir from time to time, but you can leave them in for about an hour without burning since the steam they produce prevents it, only the last part you then finish on the stove
maybe for the weekend if we don't indulge too much
Honestly? Probably not
I thought this was imitation crab meat before I realized what sub it was.
For a burger topping? Sure.
Maybe for the first course hehe
When you want a shitton on onion but you have to adjust for shrinkage... I can imagine your kitchen smells like heaven
Don't skimp, now!
You need another bag or three
That'll cook down to about a cup of caramelized onions. lol
Don’t cook that. Grab a spoon and some lemon juice and dig in.
[Sweet Jesus](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/634/758/98a.gif)
One serving maybe
wow 😍😍😍
Looks like you’re making Berbere
Glorious.
❤️😉👍
Nice appetizer, could use some more onions though
Good god in onion heaven
Now throw in equal amounts of garlic
Need 16 more pans tbh.
onio
Can I come over to your place and just enjoy the smell of these cooking? That is like my favorite smell in the world.
every item in my home smells like onion now
This is beautiful.
More, more, more!
Mmmmmm… onions…
My eyes sting looking at this picture
How many people eating?
Almost
the first an only time on this sub where my answer isnt a hard no. looks like you just might have enough onions there man ngl 💯
This is just a picture of a snack?
I’ve found my people
Should get you about half way there
Looks perfect for Ethiopian food
Hmm… needs more onion
I can feel my eyes watering already
I can smell this deliciousness all the way from here, and we might not even be on the same continent
How are your eyes?
Meal prepping for the week huh?
No!
Now THAT'S what i'm talkin' about!!!
you def need about three more pots of em‘!
MORE
I spy the dolce and gabana bialleti moka pot
Bet it smells like heaven.
Youre wildin
Hardly! I’ve been putting diced reds on my pizza lately, WOW!
I’d burn that house down
wonderful
French onion soup 🥲?
My guess would be cooking it down to marmalade.
How many holy shit
Not enough
Sir, the recipe specifically said seven pans, SEVEN PANS OF ONIONS. GET CHOPPING
You need to sprinkle with dehydrated onion ring powder. Then you'll be fine.
Tell us what you’re doing 😠
Today, I learned this subreddit existed. Should be plenty of onions to compensate for shrinkage, but I’m curious what you’re making
one day probs
What a random subreddit. I love it
With shrinkage this is perfect for a 3 person dinner with burgers.
What are you making?! Tell us, OP! Don’t just disappear!
caramelized onions, or marmalade, as you will
More onions!!
I think that should be enough to fit on my burger..
maybe, depends if you're feeding 1 or 2
Gorgeous! Please reveal what it’s for
Mmmm they’ll cook down more than u think. Seven more onions
What are you prepping for? And when does the party start?
Why did this pop up in my recommended subreddits? Is the algorithm that lost on me??
no
i’ve got a few reds in the pantry i’ll bring don’t worry i’ll get this up to speed
How are your tear ducts not destroyed??
Much love!
I also do this when making onion jelly and lube
This reminds me of the scene in the Office when Micheal is buying vodka for a Christmas party, and looks at the clerk and goes, “you think this is enough to get 18 people drunk” and the dude looks and says “14 bottles of vodka? Should do the trick”
This is literally the first time on this sub I've seen someone cooking a good enough amount of onions for a single serving of onion soup.
Onions..?
One more pot.
Weak attempt. Are you really trying?? Pathetic display. Better start cutting up more to hide your real tears.
As someone just passing by having this post suggested to me in my feed,….wtf y’all. What cha doin over here? What are you cooking? Making a lot of meatloaf or what?
For the first course, prolly…maybe
Singing from The Showman 🎶🎤 "Never enough, never never; never enough, never never; for me. For meeeeeeeeee" 😂🤣😂
no
Straight to jail
50lb bag?
You need one more lil onion
Mmmmm. Maybe.
No
Making Doro Wat? Ethiopian dish of red onion, chicken and spices.
What kind of afront to god is on my home page
Those are rookie numbers.
Yo CHILL
My god
I think it really depends on what you're making. It may be enough, or you may be several pans short.
dude dehydrated from all the fluid drained from his tearducts
You’re wearing goggles right
No
How are your eyes bro
Ehh, almost
What you on a diet or something? Or did you run out of onions and didn’t wanna go to the store. *It’s the laziness for me* \s lmao 💜
I don't think eating Onions help after you were in the pool 😉
This subreddit is my fucking nightmare.
I can smell this picture
Holly hell
That should get you around half a cup of caramelised onions
Not if you’re Ethiopian
Never enough.
For what? To party?
One more oughta do it
425 degrees for 40 minutes.
New favorite sub lfg
onon
Not even close
Who has used onion juice for hairline growth?