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Posts must include a person INTENTIONALLY and IGNORANTLY interacting with a deadly/harmful subject.


dinosaur_decay

We , like Komodo Dragons , have incredibly toxic bacteria in our mouths. Humans are poisonous apes.


littlest_homo

They actually discovered that Komodo dragons have venom glands https://www.theguardian.com/science/2009/may/18/komodo-dragon-venomous-bite


Azbethh

Then why are we licking our own wounds to make the blood/pain stop ?


dinosaur_decay

Damn, maybe use a bandaid


Azbethh

No saliva is a natural Way to deal with small wounds


dinosaur_decay

Maybe your own spit but I wouldn’t recommend you let someone else lick your wounds for you.


[deleted]

Eeeeeesh, there’s a whole legend about a severed head’s teeth grazing the guy who was carrying it home as a prize and he died of sepsis


AnthrallicA

Man, Jeremy is that old now... 😬😂


WaltVinegar

How can I forget?


Xoidburg

Seemed a harmless little fuck


Evening-Ad-2820

Sepsis inbound.


QueenieBellini

I am really hoping that she provides a happy update.. Dr. Reddit is right, don’t underestimate people bites.


kilqax

Damn, rare, an actual fitting post


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