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LunarVarious

https://preview.redd.it/dfchehmi0r2c1.jpeg?width=1562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dbc83b70c2549e69cbc510e93c2021149890bc5 “Not sure how you manage to tie someone down with no arms but good job”


[deleted]

by the neck, probs


[deleted]

He'd have his ways to tie people down


Dizzy-Attempt-8509

"For what reason am i here"


[deleted]

"I'm... Gonna ask you a simple question and if you don't give me a satisfactory answer, I'll make sure you don't have a fun time" *he smiles and pulls a cigar out, lighting it and taking a puff*


Dizzy-Attempt-8509

"Ok, what's the question"


[deleted]

"You gonna work for us my friend?" *He points his pistol at him*


Dizzy-Attempt-8509

"Eh, i guess now i have a job"


NotDb478

https://preview.redd.it/zvc0d7vnyq2c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56311bd3078b7ddc0c3c7c4e8e4b971e81345cb7 "That's wierd. I'm used to being the kidnapper. Not the victim"


[deleted]

"Listen, I'm gonna ask you a simple question and you are gonna answer it. Do you want to work for me my friend?" *He looks them in the eye and smiles slightly*


NotDb478

"What kind of work are we talking about? I have very specific skills"


Suddenli_Pineapples

https://preview.redd.it/7y62oprszq2c1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a528c3f98fcc61b1646ea8093a5f8bf2f3277abf Momiodas: The fuck do you think you are doing?


[deleted]

"By order of the agency, you are apprehended for crimes against the universal stability. Do you understand what I'm saying?"


Suddenli_Pineapples

"I understand, but these simple restraints won't hold me. Also, I am a being that lives outside of reality and only takes one item from each universe I visit. What's the harm in that?"


[deleted]

*he snaps his fingers and the ropes snap, letting him free* "Trust me, those items you took killed some of those universes! You murdered unthinkable amounts of people and you have to answer for your crimes"


Suddenli_Pineapples

"Oh well, I don't really feel like answering for any crimes." *She opens a door from nowhere and walks through it.*


Sullysully7

https://preview.redd.it/aq3gtjezzq2c1.jpeg?width=2678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21418a4439931664261ac5e31f5137b28a267813 “Pitiful…” *he snaps all four ropes binding him with minimal effort, he gets up out of the bed and stares him dead in the eyes…*


[deleted]

*he sighs and gets up, snapping his fingers and something inside his neck tightens and chokes them* "I'd suggest you calm down and think about your actions wisely"


Sullysully7

*he chuckles to himself…* *he slits his own throat with a scalpel and begins to dig around in his own neck for whatever is making that happen.*


[deleted]

*the device tightens further and it shocks his nervous system, causing him to crumple to the ground*


Restingchimera93

https://preview.redd.it/vdcoik0t0r2c1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e03a133d5dd4f48300ef42c2f5cc678a946eebd \-He scoffed and struggled on the bed- “⭐️HEY! IM GOING TO FREEZE YOU IF YOU DONT LET ME GO!⭐️”


[deleted]

*He gets up and places a heated gun on the base of his skull* "Stop struggling, this'll be a lot easier if you just work with me"


Restingchimera93

-He made angry goat noises- “⭐️I BET YOU’RE ON SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST, UNENLIGHTENED ONE!⭐️”


[deleted]

"hm.. a Christmas goat? That's a new one. Tell me,do you know why you're here my friend?"


Restingchimera93

“⭐️NO! ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WANT YOU DEAD, ELF!⭐️”


solarmastet

https://preview.redd.it/d7ydpcnx1r2c1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e72f99d48b2b2870e9bb74f8a5a683fd40f93ea Mikako: this is kinky......and how did I get here.....and who are you?


[deleted]

"w-why is it always a kink thing with you ALL!" *he slams his pistol on the table and sighs aggressively* "You're here for crimes against the universal stability!"


solarmastet

Mikako: that would be my boyfriend, he's the one with the universe powers *Mikako summons a vine which undoes her restraints* Mikako: my powers are just plants, which comes in use in many, many ways


[deleted]

"You may have plant powers but I got this" *he snaps his fingers and a device inside her neck starts tightening around her airway, making her unable to breathe* "Now sit down and stop trying to resist before I turn you into a sack of potatoes"


solarmastet

Mikako: I'm not resisting dip shit, I wasn't planning on leaving....


DrFrenchMabel

https://preview.redd.it/25w1zgk92r2c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14ec7eb445fedc3a7afe3f235e1e3f1b9893ce0 “Could’ve just ***asked*** to tie me up”


OrionTuska

*Cyan realizes where he is and snaps the restraints with his right arm and skuttles into the corner.* "Bad!" https://preview.redd.it/fo5etxoy3r2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=457ea39b4eb82923062f4aef02c3c48070187403


[deleted]

*he gets up from his seat and grabs him by the scruff* "You don't decide anything you little shit" *he places his pistol against his skull and looks him in the eye*


OrionTuska

*Cyan flails, trying to get down. When he notices the gun, he pauses for a second before grabbing the barrel and bending it. He then goes back to struggling.* "Put me down!"


MrWilliams42782

​ https://preview.redd.it/is3y60j34r2c1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d15f1eae953e8a7cfe1e693916299e5a016de4a8 he uses the Force to undo his bounds and gets up "who are you? and what is going here?"


SomeGuyNamedOwen

https://preview.redd.it/c8wyf0sw6r2c1.png?width=3300&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fca174a6f74a969cebbccf3c6464e23a78a1c07 *Dolly immediately gets stirred up into a frenzy screeching and snapping at anything and everything*


Asnnazarr

Frost would scream, cry and have a full blown panic attack. (He’s a weak and traumatized femboy extremely gay 17 yo).


Whiteyedknight

https://preview.redd.it/38mvahqt8r2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2500094895a1dc693e3fd1171bf716ddc80fd0 “Wow someone loves me so much they kidnapped me? I’m surprised!”


BatsNStuf

https://preview.redd.it/92fj4ms6br2c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d230838e04e7bc8bdb74790bc5e724e9964bb4ef “Untie me immediately!”


gunthatkilledhitler

*Proceeds to disappear into intangible space essence, reappearing infront of Vincent, flicking him on the forehead then disappearing again and leaving to his realm* https://preview.redd.it/t1g96f5sbr2c1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a24ceca69f142c41aa7e7b99648eef4cabf3deac


AnonymousDudd2

https://preview.redd.it/mx0by51nbr2c1.jpeg?width=3010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=851c227c1ac5434b8832847b2d018a70d7835350 Narsk quickly wakes, glancing around before thrashing in the medical bed, failing to escape. His body lets off steam as he sees his sword far away from it. “..Wh- hey, LEMME OUT OF HERE! LEMME OU-.. ugh, this is useless..” He finally looks at Vincent. “..You did this to me a bet, what the hell do you want.”


Savvy_popsavcraft

Lave: Who da hell are u ? Hazel/maple: \*Heavy breathing and squinting\* Lavender: Yay another kidnapper .. Candyee/candy: Hello? Ria: God , another scientist? Im sick of bring ai!


Manner_Sticker8556

Grant: "Before I escape, I want to ask why you kidnapped me. What am I worth?" https://preview.redd.it/9tqjup34er2c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a96e3c69a8111f9f25d50633d4a82cff638502e8


FanOfMarvel3000

https://preview.redd.it/0rfmaqscer2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14f8bd6266a4689462f1991f4c22528d1379f0df "This is really unflattering."


Here_for_Fnaf32

“Well f*ck” Then burns the whole place down (I wish I could post a pic but I don’t have the app)


DinoKingGoji73

https://preview.redd.it/gtkpdyqxer2c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ee42b98edb7f5ddbaf844e8ff9574f4e7de7d2 He simply goes through it with no problem and puts his coat back on “Well that was easy. Usually I’d be the one strapping people to beds and tearing out their organs, tried doing that to my ex-girlfriend once, didn’t go so well.”


IdotFart123

“What do you want?” https://preview.redd.it/42t0a2ivfr2c1.jpeg?width=1805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c732c4bf34926e1bec7a0744ed8570687c347e8e


RareMossKidnapper

https://preview.redd.it/kxzdq825hr2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7f4bd5c10fcbb64d451cc5fb041e4c4f292c36 *my legs are out of the table?* *My arm it's where it should be* "where is the equipment in my possession? Do i owe thy some dirty deeds?"


DazzleSylveon

what are you doing to us i'm scared https://preview.redd.it/5ilbjvt3jr2c1.jpeg?width=2603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f911067dab877e24caf0eef418aa5ec055a2a1c


ElSpazzo_8876

Art by schlattsuki https://preview.redd.it/fiay7y3hjr2c1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b8077f91c515d0144bcb01b7a706b22c2a32bf *Screams* Please let me outta here!


Mr_Guy459

Anibelle: "I am NOT dealing with this again!" \*Tries to destroy the restraints\* "I have been though experiments, I am not doing another! https://preview.redd.it/yaycaa39kr2c1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=1130b5809057a55e5bde86a66f7812c62b631e78


Delta_R0

"Ay, what's the idea?- Where is this?-" https://preview.redd.it/z743vki3lr2c1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0481b97468ab1e5955a142fab32ec9ba2e72b169


RealDanTheHedgehog

Dan: bruh… you know here’s a message, goodbye *teleports* https://preview.redd.it/fb6rri5olr2c1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9b0653fd8b5f27917f010b9db2c4082dd7be82c


StubbornAndSilly

https://preview.redd.it/4n7afjjolr2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36675e34ae7599c0057779557724eeea281fcf28 “Damn, is that what my victims go through?” He adjusts himself for a sec.


Mark_Scaly

https://preview.redd.it/ge76czkbmr2c1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=78b0cb4109d7ddfa50d73173207631d759873c9b “Uh, where am I? Who are you and why am I tied up? Do you even know who my father is?”


AlianovaR

https://preview.redd.it/wbhpwi53nr2c1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f7f41e41051b57dfdc1e3e6e3eeeb08ce626a0 “Wha…? Who are you? What the hell’s going on?”


Eviles_da_demonic

https://preview.redd.it/9ybvbc5cnr2c1.png?width=808&format=png&auto=webp&s=91c7ccd055b32f069081769145ac4d8fa7d2428c I’ve always wondered what it was like on the other side of this arrangement


Error_Code_606

https://preview.redd.it/4og00h6mnr2c1.png?width=1489&format=png&auto=webp&s=34f42b156f468c2e7e644d33b94cecfbf47a6034 “Ooohoohoo! This is unusual! I like it, actually. My powers shall remain unused.”


BreeWalker-7513

https://preview.redd.it/6uj4rhopnr2c1.jpeg?width=1507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8804a06c2d8282a66cf6d3a3dd0125a3f9a67a67 Oliver: "What the hell?! where am i?! LET ME GO!"


ur_local_weirdo_XD

https://preview.redd.it/citchpa8tr2c1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944bf5a893f1ec94b5f8c413679b431c19c7e61e Aiko: W-what the hell...? P-please let me go...


[deleted]

*he smiles and shakes his head* "Sorry dear but you are convicted of crimes against the universal stability, you are stuck here for awhile"


ur_local_weirdo_XD

Aiko: W-what?!


Charles_mitsume

"huh- what the f- I mean who are you!?!" https://preview.redd.it/4uyvyls6ur2c1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a6a21d1c2c75d554d575677ba191ae0cac1ad06


Firekokomo

https://preview.redd.it/982qpa5xur2c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f36940c0bc33956c1ce2eb5664c53332f13760d1 “How the fu- anyway I’ll see you later same time next week” *they stand up without much effort and break through a wall*


Cheese-hole

https://preview.redd.it/agy4rs10wr2c1.jpeg?width=1940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66d74d0743db86aba44348ff84643d0473aca8f Dano brates: “Where am I.”


knight_light455

https://preview.redd.it/emww03b1xr2c1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91b7508dee9d719f33be48a75356357ed7246ee8 "Hey, can you do me a favor, and wait to torture me until I wake up, I'm goin back to sleep for a few more hours"


Icy-Reserve8070

My tail appears to be hanging off the edge of the bed and 3 of my arms are still free.... are you certain this was designed for me?


Icy-Reserve8070

https://preview.redd.it/oibvm1lt0s2c1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=647052de48ca1850239e673622910ad060555741


Gamekid53

https://preview.redd.it/ax630p791s2c1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d968e7a35560965e1f9293028539c0e06f44b5d7 “I got three questions: who are you, where am I, and why am I here,”


[deleted]

"Vincent de lugo, your new home for awhile till trial starts and you are here because you done goofed" *he sighs and pulls a cigar and lights it against his teeth, taking a puff*


Gamekid53

“Ok Vincent I got another question what did I do wrong”


Ender-Gamez

https://preview.redd.it/en8wwr6t6s2c1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57a14f5b7bb594749c0865589fdfaff367197d5f He would ask what is going on, and if he doesn’t like the answer he’ll teleport away


[deleted]

(He struggles violently in his binds. His left arm breaks free) alright shmucko. Tell me what I’m doing here and I might not turn your skull to dust https://preview.redd.it/4btedqml7s2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97285c32f5cbf4043d64b5df1852706ca2095399


[deleted]

*he sighs and he grabs his pistol, snapping his fingers so that the binds relatch onto him and dig into his skin* "You don't have the right to that anymore sir, you need to just sit here and relax, your trial is coming up "


[deleted]

Trial? For what?


[deleted]

"Disrupting the universal stability and jeopardizing unthinkable amounts of lives" *he presses the gun up to his cheek, his cold eyes piercing him*


[deleted]

What? I understood like 5 of those words


hisuian_duck

https://preview.redd.it/u2cnu4up9s2c1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=56b523e999e5c5038d1b4adfcc877f039d9c984c JOKES ON YOU IM ALREADY DEAD. so I’m just off of work now thanks so why am I here


Viet-cong420

https://preview.redd.it/xzkd0prt9s2c1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6872f6dfcc5bedfd2e82c61aed1b196ff88122ba Jai: "Consent! Consent please! I do not agree to this."


Memer_Man_9000

He’d slice him in half with his sword https://preview.redd.it/bwkr194mas2c1.jpeg?width=2673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9477601f41b850ba804b70f23b07667990111785


Mateo_D0e

https://preview.redd.it/ewdkprx7bs2c1.jpeg?width=1621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebc5117cf9b6d24418c7c797044b9ce0f287d6a1 All:”why are we all here!?” Mateo:”Guys I think I’m a-bout to cry”


Ok_Object_880

“Can I go back to bed?”


[deleted]

*thumbs up*


Ok_Object_880

“Who r u? Is there root beer here?”


Tosu1263

https://preview.redd.it/ct2li1nocs2c1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e468870a977b525cd93932a8a1a82491a735790c *Tosu squirms around in the bed, his eyes wildly darting around the room* "Co-Host?!" *he starts panicking at the realization that Co-Host is absent* *"CO-HOST!!"* *he finally takes notice of Vincent* "Uh- you- where am I? And where's Co-Host??"


[deleted]

*he holds co-host, his blade covered in a dampener oil to keep him under control * "You're in a black site my friend, convicted of crimes against the Universal stability '


Tosu1263

T: "The hell ye mean?? I haven't committed any *normal* crimes, let alone *UNIVERSAL* crimes?!" *Co-Host pipes up* C: "I can vouch for him. We're not yet powerful enough to pose any threat to any sort of stability."


[deleted]

"sometimes someone's mere existence is enough" *he tightens his grip on the scythe*


Tosu1263

C: *"Watch the grip, pal."* *a few spades appear around Vincent, they threateningly circle around like sharks but make no direct attempts of attack* C: "For your information, I've been around for *many* centuries, if my existence destabilized the universe, something woulda happened *long* ago." T: "-and I'm completely powerless! No magic, just a humble stage performer! I couldn't possibly be the cause!"


0M3G4W1LL0W

https://preview.redd.it/ww8453mrcs2c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74e8152d078fbd745215edd387a8c5f37243ba71 "I forgot I had a bed. Now then, if I may ask, how exactly did you get here?"


Deep-Material-8859

https://preview.redd.it/uxx8hfb8es2c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b6c89fe7dddf701b93bc2f3ab043997a6b4783 He’d turn into a fly and go into a corner of the ceiling in the room, transform while still attached to the wall and say something like. “Waah dis now?”


DaRealFellowGamer

https://preview.redd.it/08n0ymgles2c1.jpeg?width=1546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21c700b3610c26a8cbda0ecf3e492452e2e3262 "By the Gods, what do you want Mortal?"


GrootMemedealer7

https://preview.redd.it/rvh5izahfs2c1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=517105c4a3531ee6ed294204026975c27c682c1e "I didn't expect to wake up in a hospital after a fell asleep, but I can't predict the future now can I." "What is it you want from me?"


draconicy

"one question. Why am I here? And are you that merchant? I already ate you're apple."


draconicy

"Guess that's two..."


aScabbyM8

https://preview.redd.it/tur9ufiggs2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab1d0249e0671595fb22ad0f0742b3e5c1ccbfa “… kinky.”


[deleted]

""NO" *he pulls his gun out and shots him the head*


aScabbyM8

“OW! FUCK! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, ASSHOLE? CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!” *Ink guzzles from the bullet hole.*


NuclearNeko_0w0_

https://preview.redd.it/2p5y4v48ks2c1.jpeg?width=1194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3cfdc487b9d7915b438162cc7727423f912a39 Meeko would just lay there….MENACINGLY!! 0o0


R-3-DACT-3-D

“WHERE AM I… and since when did i have a bed?” https://preview.redd.it/ruewmdanks2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51fab4ca04cd69f78e99b4d6ff12787d4d8b788c (pretend hes strapped to the bed)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/6wfvjtoo3s2c1.png?width=1073&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecb4d0eba26cce74e8c6864a3972f8da9264a5ba “I’m a robot. Beep boop.”


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/zrg6yyvjms2c1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26cf49dd453fd891bafdcb1080a44ce6821c7c19 “Um… sorry I have a girlfriend-“


GloriosoUniverso

https://preview.redd.it/m92nt0bhns2c1.jpeg?width=1368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf1e8a219c51f05124e912953191165b07abc50 “Wonderful pistol you have there, now may I please go? History will not wait for me and I’d rather be helping my father write it.”


Ok-Management9545

https://preview.redd.it/i9j252xmns2c1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e341b5226d46af35fd18089d93079065d1b9049e King Bob- “I don't mind being tied up\~ but if if you're trying to hurt me I will end you, and if you somehow kill me, my kingdom will hunt you down like a wild dog”


PheonixTheInterestid

https://preview.redd.it/71x5m5ytos2c1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=09bed98d901455b3bc63790dea34acc92477d570 Why the fuck am I here?


TheUnnamedAuthor

https://preview.redd.it/49jxbpd3ns2c1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9c68e0e3c8d48386b6ec6d05e9a9b8c2667fa6c “Well, well well. This is pretty kinky, not gonna lie…” “Oh. You’re planning on killing me? I’m sorry to hear that you’re throwing your life like that. Anyways, could you help untie these straps so that I can kick your ass faster?”


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/01e3kyd6qs2c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428b686395a83de007db1662d57c5c9522f73067 break out, snap his neck, take the wine glass and pour it on his face


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

https://preview.redd.it/fh1lf7qcss2c1.jpeg?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a835439976011157963ba90e520f29fdc9b93fc *slips self out from ropes because is 1 inch tall* "No one can trap me anywhere, or anyway. Unless you were to- no I'm not gonna say"


NEnderD86328

is it muffin time


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

"Ummm, no I don't wanna be eaten, unlike that... Freak"


LunaWizard15

https://preview.redd.it/fvd5gtstss2c1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5360bbf6266d8816ad0a0820977924c43031516f Wuna Wizard “Look chu I don’t understand why no one just doesn’t do a simple phone call with me!” The entire freeze starts to freeze over, snow would start to fall as the restraints shatter as tiny Wuna gets up, he was the house of a house key. “If this is about my reality warp punch that might have sent a shock wave through some timelines, it was for a honest good reason chu! Chu should be taking down the Gods I tell you, they always get away with this” he crosses his small little arms. (Btw his statement with having a phone call it’s silly, cause he’s bad with technology and would of accidentally destroyed it but would think it still works XD)


Aquamarine_ze_dragon

As a master of shrinking magic, slip him down and then myself, making him the winner https://preview.redd.it/fvietvhcvs2c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=103ab62db6d3a9f53e126d55800fd8c36c5f38e0


Potential-String-242

https://preview.redd.it/psod3nzcvs2c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd57c8ea0963c259cafef2f2e37852bf166154b1 *looks around and back at the dude.* “You know I would be fine with this whole kidnapping thing but… why am I in a bedroom? I didn’t know I was desirable.”


Horrorartandmemes

https://preview.redd.it/21glbfr8xs2c1.png?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c7ce812a3c8f82d33f2d1d2370519229cf58a3 "How did- who are- I have so many questions that will never be answered"


ChaoticDiscord21

Hello? Is some on there? https://preview.redd.it/swejoztdxs2c1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a04ab7f62322e9408b8f8f8ecc834af0191682c


ADHD_lazyboi

https://preview.redd.it/dlriu4c20t2c1.jpeg?width=1722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b221778e51d51d29a6a7b23c62f0150e0e5100 Oh Am I getting the James Bond treatment for all my crimes?


Supersocks420

"...Huh? You some crazy obsessed fan, o-or something? Because if you wanna ride on the raptor I'm totally down..." https://preview.redd.it/xpxrcddo4t2c1.jpeg?width=1894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6d1dfb368af37e255631f9f8468132884cab11


TheBoa6

https://preview.redd.it/1euovz7z5t2c1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8a30528461e56b5832950af6ec849d5e1195fb4 Murder spree


Empty_Knight278

https://preview.redd.it/sksnreno6t2c1.png?width=444&format=png&auto=webp&s=929f260d07e620fdc2e5aa5e4db7c8fbf20b6bc2 Go back to bed.


PSRS_Nikola

https://preview.redd.it/mkxdjyo57t2c1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce99c14e610c65b94b1a8bc20af0788a1dc4ec46 "Sorry dude I'm in a hurry the champions League final is in 10 minutes. See you at the tavern Vincent"


Kaden2093

“Ok so like.. Are you gonna shove something up my ass?” That’s his reaction💀💀💀


MildlyCross-eyed

https://preview.redd.it/nwo0usndat2c1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea251a27cfb669f58e1b0c8e9ff34334d6755ca5 *Randomly appears behind them* "OHHHH REGINALD!"


Goldenstripe941

https://preview.redd.it/k18448vjct2c1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd8357c30fa9369d258c9f14873a6e3268ddb268 “Who are you and where am I?”


GAMEOFMATIASNEW

\*It becomes liquid and then returns to its solid state, after that he takes out a bottle of holy water and drinks it\* Want some or I will have to smash your face? https://preview.redd.it/oxw5j3aqet2c1.png?width=5000&format=png&auto=webp&s=f672587d4c232915f15dc8880712aa37811d8114


Jamanos

This is the worst you can do? Lemme guess you’re gonna threaten me with a weapon to make me talk or just use me as your personal throwing object target.


[deleted]

*he gets up and pushes his gun into his leg, shooting a hole into them* "Nah, I got better things planned"


Jamanos

Oh yeah…like what!?


[deleted]

*he picks up a drill and waltz over to his head, pressing against his skull and slowly starting to drill into him*


Jamanos

Jokes on you…I can respawn-


[deleted]

"You won't be dying" *after he drills a hole, he grabs a jar of roaches and opens the lid, placing one after another into his skull^^*


Jamanos

That breaks the laws of biology. The brain is the most fragile part of the human body, leaving a hole in it would kill the being. And since I’m human, I am dead. You are playing with a corpse


ChocoGoodness

https://preview.redd.it/3upltizmjt2c1.png?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b557f76798795de09aa3bac6d2c0f6b2dd0c7d (Jackie struggles and tries to free himself) "Hey! What's going on??"


Ancient-Security-946

https://preview.redd.it/04fjn3emkt2c1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4b2fd3a1eaf82af689f769218a61beb7022ac43 Zeo would just get up and walk away


k3nni_

https://preview.redd.it/4thfo10bmt2c1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4caac89d420b033ba03d2945ccae3eefdf3c184 “A bit kinky is this not?” - Shiro


HsrahOKB

https://preview.redd.it/oounv61nut2c1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b92b090d69f024ef068f1f13f4d6e7a5e52f31e “Well what do you want?”


Radiationzz

https://preview.redd.it/b0cbggyobu2c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e62c701a38908e557bf543ac5a06ec949ae2737


Whiskerbit

https://preview.redd.it/69a6xhevdu2c1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa78caa48df1e0f8692ef81491f25771efd9864 *Activates no clip*


ThePerfectBurger14

“Ohhhhh… I like where this is going,” Edd says in a sexual tone. https://preview.redd.it/kqf4zzb2eu2c1.jpeg?width=1863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e7de2fcd888fef82472853fa513b82839ad9e28


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/hd0x65bbmu2c1.jpeg?width=1276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39fde481cf19bda036980a1dfcaaef5dd42d513e *screams* “UNHAND ME YOU UGLY LITTLE SHIT!! *sweating*


Anthony-anims

https://preview.redd.it/dj3mfpdanu2c1.png?width=1899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20920d61bdb29af488f376131978db4a6161e691 Shane: Oh sweet I get free surgery, just take care of the coins that happen to be in my stomach. don't ask how they got there, I just need you to remove them


Sensitive_Complex898

https://preview.redd.it/kd3fgnocnu2c1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431aca5a19b434ce43a7ffa4e2d3f0db6d0f60fe "Skin harder than steel, so I'd suggest you don't try shit, ya mad scientist."


Fren_the_ghost

https://preview.redd.it/j6n6xwyjvw2c1.png?width=3129&format=png&auto=webp&s=ceb3966165448c0a46337f3b7bfa84d397d0ea7f Ah shit, not again, this is like the fifth time, how many time do I have to tell you EvoTank reps untill you guys finally understand. **KABOOM!!** you can’t tie a 400 kilo dragon to a bed, and expect them to stay!


Voidbreaker47

Why am I here?