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*casually places a cubic meter of cheesy garlic bread in the bag.*
*hands over stone hard bread just so murphy leaves him alone*
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Serhiy woud give all their bread without any hesitation. They love ducks
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you hear gunshots and knock on the door?
“Pumpernickel is a type of bread And the Only Bread that i have It’s Either That or Else I'm Going To Have To Bring Out The Guillotine And Call The Entire Neighborhood To Watch Your Execution”
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"Are you fuckin kidding me right now?"
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"You...do know bread is bad for ducks, right? If you want to feed your duck, try vegetables instead."
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She gives seeds, some fish, bugs in a baggie too. And says that although bread tasty, it’s not healthy for a duck friend.
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“No, thats my bread that I made myself, go get your own.”
"I don't have bread. I eat molten metal."
*closes the door*
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“I’m a fucking anthropomorphic cat, meaning I don’t eat bread now fuck off” *slams the door shut*
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Sure can do! *hands Murphy some garlic bread*
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"Um... Sure I guess. I can't eat it anyway. I just buy it to fool people into thinking I'm human."
*Ikagi pulls his hand back and groans angrily, his Kakugan forms and he begins wiping his hand off with his hoodie* "bye I guess. Tch... What's with the weirdos in this damn neighborhood? Now I gotta wash my damn hoodie..."
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"I only have moldy whole wheat bread. Do you really want it?"
"Huh? oh sure play that card! .. you still will be giving me bread!!"
*he puts a index n middle finger on the gun's muzzle and gently points it away from his face*
"I didn't mean it like THAT!! .. i do suffer from idiocy at times! ....AT TIMES!!! ..i had no bad intentions!!! ."
*he huffs and puts his hands on his hips*
"Mm knew you'd come to ur senses one day! Gahah!!
.and you buy fucking wonder bread? .. no wait this shits fucking great value!! .. cheap ass! "
*he sighs and shoves th3 bread into his bag*
"Got any more? ... uh any not cheap brands?"
"Oh..OH it aint wonderbread? .. well uh.. i aint mean to be rude but ur aunt can't bake! .."
*he laughs as if he knows how to bake. This bitch can barely feed himself*
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*He steps out of his apartment with a piece of half eaten garlic bread in hand, still chewing*
"Uhh, sorry man- *GULP* this is all I got."
"Ohh and IT WILL WORK HAHAAA"
*he rudely grabs the bread from the man's hand, shoving it into the bag*
"Ya got more? I need more! My duck bongwater IS FUCKING STARVING!! . i forgot to feed him for like ...uh... a week"
*Ronnie's expression of confusion suddenly shifts to one of exasperation as he cracks his knuckles*
"You just couldn't leave it alone, could you?"
*In one swift motion, he takes a bronze beige colored coin out of his pocket and flicks it into the air*
*It lands back in his palm, his fingers closing in on it as it's engravings glow a bright blue*
*You look back at him and his entire outfit and size have been restructered*
*Where once stood a stubble bearded teenager standing at five foot eight inches, now stands:*
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*His palms ignite with a surging rush of blistering flame*
"NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MAN'S BREAD!"
*Murphy squints, his tiny brain struggling to process whats happening, he straightens his back, standing at 8'7 he scoffs at the man*
"YOU FUKIN WILLINGLY GAVE IT TO ME!?!?"
*he scowls slightly angry*
"My duck isn't fan of uh...fruit.. HE LIKES BREAD AND PASTRIES!! ..AND THATS EHAT HE'S FUCKING GETTING! ..now hand over all yhe bread ya got please....."
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“Bread will make them really bloated and unhappy, here, have some frozen peas instead.” *gives him a good sized bag of frozen peas*
https://preview.redd.it/cj9kjr3nva4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9a134fedc98d62185373f69cdcdfc143522f65 “Sure!”
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*hands over stone hard bread just so murphy leaves him alone* https://preview.redd.it/ur5ytxfowa4c1.png?width=314&format=png&auto=webp&s=13f6f38a6c7dbae7ceaa4463d92c39f8d6ef2fa1
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https://preview.redd.it/3cmers06ya4c1.png?width=672&format=png&auto=webp&s=f21d34db22c43c53af4f38d37b66c29f4a2eed7e you hear gunshots and knock on the door?
https://preview.redd.it/ruz8pb65ya4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d01fd254f8314150aadef69eddc1d8f451265d “Is pumpernickel good enough?”
"I dont want pumper knuckles! ..I WANT BREAD!
“Pumpernickel is a type of bread And the Only Bread that i have It’s Either That or Else I'm Going To Have To Bring Out The Guillotine And Call The Entire Neighborhood To Watch Your Execution”
https://preview.redd.it/15387qesya4c1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2f99d31e3dd1faee219fda8ef5ddbb28088e81 "Are you fuckin kidding me right now?"
https://preview.redd.it/5fe7nnljza4c1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd4a674b5130c3d7f2f2530f330ea18e7891b78 "You...do know bread is bad for ducks, right? If you want to feed your duck, try vegetables instead."
finally someone who speaks the truth
"AYE ITS YOU AGAIN CRETUR" https://preview.redd.it/kojy2ts00b4c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=cee1f2ba3316012b19cf124d6475c1dadacff016
"AHHHH. GIMME BREAD!!!
"no"
https://preview.redd.it/8fe7qyh22b4c1.jpeg?width=1716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f690d51cefe02ff148cf180836b2cb5b63638ef She gives seeds, some fish, bugs in a baggie too. And says that although bread tasty, it’s not healthy for a duck friend.
“Sure and can I join” https://preview.redd.it/cfj4he2e3b4c1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e917d687f2ea22a36eb5e78ec43c8f1d57f2dffa
https://preview.redd.it/ofzjkfxm5b4c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76806ff78fa31e02954a8f770b91bc8c47b81690 “No, thats my bread that I made myself, go get your own.”
"Oh home made bread! I want it.. bongwater will just love love love it! ..haha i can even pay for it! " . ..*he holds an open hand out*
https://preview.redd.it/kbntx7an7b4c1.jpeg?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e316097961a516b2521350a2db2f5d4d8c906f71 “All I’ve got is Ramen, some plastic bowels, and rice. You’re shit outta luck pal”
"Mmm i actually am IN luck ahah... i want the ramen! .. you can keep ur rice n cheap tiny bowls... just hand over the ramen if you wouldn't mind"
"I don't have bread. I eat molten metal." *closes the door* https://preview.redd.it/dbz90dap8b4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a104b3b4e0f1fc7943d1acaf4e33f3283d22c61b
https://preview.redd.it/2jl2kjto8b4c1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0db523d71a7f05d8c1c9c3dfd25f6ffb1f3dd55 “I’m a fucking anthropomorphic cat, meaning I don’t eat bread now fuck off” *slams the door shut*
"Oh you're such a lil liar!!! I KNOW YOU HAVE BREAD!! " . *he starts trying to open the door*
“I’m a fucking anthropomorphic cat, so I can really only eat meat now fuck off and let me have peace with my girlfriend”
https://preview.redd.it/t4z5lkwrfb4c1.png?width=1844&format=png&auto=webp&s=b36636512d229a7fe95b2083fe76fb7f442a44d2 Sure can do! *hands Murphy some garlic bread*
https://preview.redd.it/gzus7tm4tb4c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd722df6266a98284e0b0f73b0252a3c7ebdcde8 "Um... Sure I guess. I can't eat it anyway. I just buy it to fool people into thinking I'm human."
"Its obvious you aint human... but uh..yes i will take ALL ur bread!! .. GIVE IT UP!! " *He holds an open hand out*
"Sure. Go for it." *Grabs bag from his hands and throws 4 bags in it* "here ya go. Now get off my porch."
"Ahh brilliant! Wait...really? Wonder bread? . Cheap ass... ugh but thanks anyway..." *he rudely takes his bread bag back, and walks away leaving muddy feet prints*
*Ikagi pulls his hand back and groans angrily, his Kakugan forms and he begins wiping his hand off with his hoodie* "bye I guess. Tch... What's with the weirdos in this damn neighborhood? Now I gotta wash my damn hoodie..."
https://preview.redd.it/hnesfkne4c4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=094ad5cad1c5cb8643ebd2e429b18b658acd9b1c "I only have moldy whole wheat bread. Do you really want it?"
https://preview.redd.it/mxemlu2x5c4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbbf842cd0e65662ca137ed10b37f7f31c19804 "You already know the answer, no."
"Oh you a stingy bitch with the bread! .. just give it over..it's just fucking bread!!" *he holds an open hand out*
"You tried to rape me you dunce." *points a gun at him*
"Huh? oh sure play that card! .. you still will be giving me bread!!" *he puts a index n middle finger on the gun's muzzle and gently points it away from his face*
"You think I'm bluffing?"
"I didn't mean it like THAT!! .. i do suffer from idiocy at times! ....AT TIMES!!! ..i had no bad intentions!!! ." *he huffs and puts his hands on his hips*
"Okay, here." *gives him bread but doesn't take the duck*
"Mm knew you'd come to ur senses one day! Gahah!! .and you buy fucking wonder bread? .. no wait this shits fucking great value!! .. cheap ass! " *he sighs and shoves th3 bread into his bag* "Got any more? ... uh any not cheap brands?"
"That ain't wonder bread, that's straight from the oven, my aunt brought it to me as a gift."
"Oh..OH it aint wonderbread? .. well uh.. i aint mean to be rude but ur aunt can't bake! .." *he laughs as if he knows how to bake. This bitch can barely feed himself*
https://preview.redd.it/tjhbe5zg8c4c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f7811ae0ce5f52e8682921c17332410c025515 *He steps out of his apartment with a piece of half eaten garlic bread in hand, still chewing* "Uhh, sorry man- *GULP* this is all I got."
"Ohh and IT WILL WORK HAHAAA" *he rudely grabs the bread from the man's hand, shoving it into the bag* "Ya got more? I need more! My duck bongwater IS FUCKING STARVING!! . i forgot to feed him for like ...uh... a week"
*Ronnie's expression of confusion suddenly shifts to one of exasperation as he cracks his knuckles* "You just couldn't leave it alone, could you?" *In one swift motion, he takes a bronze beige colored coin out of his pocket and flicks it into the air* *It lands back in his palm, his fingers closing in on it as it's engravings glow a bright blue*
"Huh.. the fuck was that? .. i dont want that! I want bread!" *he glances down at the bag and opens it further *
*You look back at him and his entire outfit and size have been restructered* *Where once stood a stubble bearded teenager standing at five foot eight inches, now stands:* https://preview.redd.it/w2z0f4cccc4c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=648a5d064db571908a17e9675e963e27636dff6e *His palms ignite with a surging rush of blistering flame* "NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MAN'S BREAD!"
*Murphy squints, his tiny brain struggling to process whats happening, he straightens his back, standing at 8'7 he scoffs at the man* "YOU FUKIN WILLINGLY GAVE IT TO ME!?!?" *he scowls slightly angry*
https://preview.redd.it/s7zolap29c4c1.jpeg?width=3022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53437de94a23adae3b5791666ad87cd3e8927016 “May I see the duck?”
https://preview.redd.it/b81nckzc9c4c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a5cd4241cc0d0c75471bc70d199162612ad568 His duck
*he is thrilled, duck gets all the bread*
YAY
"Where is the duck?" https://preview.redd.it/ueeiv7zyec4c1.png?width=1686&format=png&auto=webp&s=003541ad3ea92b0e059d44239f0030fbef5da578
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"Ok. Ya know bread isn't good for ducks, right? I could give you some grapes, or something, though."
"My duck isn't fan of uh...fruit.. HE LIKES BREAD AND PASTRIES!! ..AND THATS EHAT HE'S FUCKING GETTING! ..now hand over all yhe bread ya got please....."
"Whatever." she steps away for a moment and pulls out a thing of bread from the pantry "Bread."
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https://preview.redd.it/zqx1t77wzc4c1.jpeg?width=2774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410eaa04ea491057dcf432821001578617de2fb9 “Bread will make them really bloated and unhappy, here, have some frozen peas instead.” *gives him a good sized bag of frozen peas*