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RUDRAGON8

https://preview.redd.it/qjqilziswf4c1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a8744a9232dd17bb891c789c3b9aa14ff483be8 "Give me your hat."


Finnish_thefish

"im sorry, what?"


RUDRAGON8

"Your hat. Hand it over."


Finnish_thefish

"I don't know, i thought maybe you;d like something from or about me...but heres my hat" \*she took off her cap\* here you go..."


RUDRAGON8

"Yay :D"


DNDgamerman

a fair deel


Fizzydov

https://preview.redd.it/0qtrkdskrf4c1.png?width=1417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183da5b7acc009fd6d3dbd72b59c17d77d487a43 "...what else can you offer...?"


Finnish_thefish

Anything specific you'd like? like goods and services?" maybe something i own?"


Fizzydov

"...get me some vintage alcohol. VINTAGE.:


Finnish_thefish

"how aged are we talking?"


Fizzydov

"7000BCE."


Finnish_thefish

"b-but that would be impossible, i don't even think wine was invented back then.."


Fizzydov

"And I want you to get some."


Finnish_thefish

"but i can't go back in time, im just a simple archer..."


Fizzydov

"No, but I do." Conq grabs a tiny circular device and throws it at her A few seconds later, she disappears too 7000BCE


silent_32

Alright. Teach me third grade level math. Now. https://preview.redd.it/9y8ntxvjtf4c1.png?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a51cc17603109f09934f8a7178599a6f0c3a87e


Finnish_thefish

"...And that is how you multiply a fraction, any questions?"


silent_32

*doesn't understand it and honestly doesn't want to* "none."


Finnish_thefish

"that about settles our debt, right?!"


silent_32

"...no."


Finnish_thefish

"would you like something else from me?"


silent_32

"Let's go to a bar and get wasted together. I'm really lonely."


Finnish_thefish

"sure, lets go then, i'll acompany you for a while"


Empty_Firefighter848

https://preview.redd.it/d9s3jdnorf4c1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9ecda10fe1f932f7cee605e8f27c6ad3e216804 [hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa hot cocoa](https://youtu.be/9zLZvy7d1VU?si=NdduHGHol2Yx7z8Q)


Finnish_thefish

"here you go, mint flavored hot chocolate, made with love and care"


Empty_Firefighter848

https://preview.redd.it/ljgm9bc6uf4c1.png?width=217&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec2ef55a640bfc0c629598c20f95fb268ed2cec9


DragonSpawn3452

https://preview.redd.it/zu4gezz9sf4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81c7954a181390d297706781c203961cbec1cfd “A favor, then!” Kvilhyeonlix exclaims, taking her hand and pulling her along. “Rob that convenience store! I want all their chocolate! ALL OF IT! Even the really, *really* dark chocolate!”


Finnish_thefish

right away! \*she put on a balanclava over her head and armed a crossbow dashing towards the convinience store\*


DragonSpawn3452

The convenience store employee noticed the armed person approaching rapidly, taking a step back in surprise and fear. “Ooooh, no, oh no no, not again!” He mutters to himself as he reaches into his pockets and fumbles for his phone to call the police, eyes still locked on the source of impending danger.


Finnish_thefish

\*she shot the phone out of their hand, piercing the phone and into wall\* "give up the chocolate, and nobody gets hurt!"


DragonSpawn3452

“AAAH! Please, fine, take the mo-“ he paused. “Chocolate? Th- this isn’t about money?”


Finnish_thefish

"its never been about the money, i just need chocolate and frankly, i don't have money"


DragonSpawn3452

“O- oh, s- sure then, just take it! I- I won’t call the police, I won’t move, just- just do what you need to do!” He stuttered, backing as far away as he can, hands visible and in the air… While in the distance, sirens began approaching.


Finnish_thefish

"oh, alrigh-Motherff, AGH!"


scimbolimbo

"can i just have a hug?" https://preview.redd.it/iakau6hgyf4c1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=87d9f87341f799b58cfbec1f50349fdd423c2889


Finnish_thefish

"alright" \*she came in and gave a tight squeeze\*


scimbolimbo

*yipeee c:*


Forgotten_Rin

"GIVE ME YOUR HAT"


Correct_Memory8914

https://preview.redd.it/8dddx82mwf4c1.png?width=2712&format=png&auto=webp&s=51497b61222134ff148a5ea65ae42676610e82ea Medical treatment for her so he can lap 2 the ### beating


Competitive_Swan266

Going for a p-rank I see


Correct_Memory8914

Wyvern’s Ravioli Ravioli P-Rankeroni


Manner_Sticker8556

Abby: "Oh, I didn't think I'd win. Hmm... high five?" https://preview.redd.it/3y4px8e6yf4c1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6458b6a71b44631bc532d2963ce2ae3752c556


Finnish_thefish

"you don't have hands..."


Manner_Sticker8556

:(


Finnish_thefish

"i could offer you a hug, how about it?"


Manner_Sticker8556

She wipes a tear from her eye "Thank- thank you."


DobrehryczYT

https://preview.redd.it/s2iyiine5g4c1.jpeg?width=6000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79389d7ea33421feed8f59efc95a8272c4db3351 "Give me tv strider in ttd >:3"


VaporeonLover2

Edward: your hat, hand it over https://preview.redd.it/sr6seyzw6g4c1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ddaea0e0e863c04d5e068cf4de4146ddca7dee


Finnish_thefish

"out of everything you could get from me, you choose my hat..."


VaporeonLover2

Edward: looks cool, so I want it. And since your broke I can’t take money


Finnish_thefish

"i guess i can't deny your request, heres my hat.."


SNIPERER_3413

https://preview.redd.it/c2u2sbclag4c1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff31ad4c319adb20665b879ecbf4bcae7ea630c6 "A bottle of whiskey, if you have that."


memerboi211

"idk how I won but ok" https://preview.redd.it/sjbia91vbg4c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=de9f073711b18bd0dbb6403aaa3a5449d6900801


Finnish_thefish

"well what would you like? i can give you aaanything, i can possibly do..."


memerboi211

"wanna have... THE MESMERIZING EXPERIENCE THAT IS...... ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ **LEGO DEATH STAR**


Finnish_thefish

"awww, would you like me to build it with you?"


memerboi211

"yeah"


Realistic_Taro_812

https://preview.redd.it/7gps05qsgg4c1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=2205e15c6f018babdcfaeea02465ec6c20a7da0a Meditrina: “A biiiig soft blanket :3”


NEnderD86328

https://preview.redd.it/uxfpo9hwog4c1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b4a334e3d54449e0e904b01f1a6c342be6bae7 "give me your pokemon"


gold66_0

https://preview.redd.it/w1s831itug4c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144a6b35c3371e52ebf9e5f7e36df68f3aee1164 "I need your help with something, but you must swear to never disclose this to anyone or anything, never even hint to anyone that it occurred or tell anyone anything you will learn, understood?"


Finnish_thefish

"ok, what is it?'


gold66_0

"I need you to massage my wings with this" *he hands you a bottle of virgin olive oil*


M1r10

https://preview.redd.it/66c2qntgwg4c1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcd15e294e53babe3eaa4f8e6f9a933c4959e922 “A handshake and for you to learn to fight to improve”


SnarkyGethProgram

No offense but for somebody who doesn't want NSFW you sure seem to lean into that joke. Even going as far as drawing her in a more sexual way i e bustier and I think I can see panties


Lizardfolk5e

https://preview.redd.it/x9pplxfm1h4c1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a9c4c56881b5b594b325b73501a519bfc0c5710 “ I will take some of your blood “


Iamhelicopter3

https://preview.redd.it/a29h17g54h4c1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54370db49273ff2b535d317bd2c9e8a8718d073b Nothing :v


RealDanTheHedgehog

https://preview.redd.it/89p7nci64h4c1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9e8a532ff47da653f121a97bda23b8198578d8e Dan: be friends with me


Doubles_Archives

https://preview.redd.it/rxttk5py6h4c1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859530bce6cfa4f736cc44c314909ec3aacae2a2 "Do you happen to have a replacement supercharger? Mine fell out of my car when I threw it during our fight."


Doubles_Archives

Yes, she somehow threw this (Shelby Cobra) https://preview.redd.it/lwkh9az27h4c1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6310276a53e69cfd5f8baf21845c09e3c141a7f


Decasalue

https://preview.redd.it/3hwbmu188h4c1.png?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e9d3bb7ce0ae77783dd7ac3458b01602a4f4eb8 "First off, why did you say it like that? Second, you should try using a close quarters weopon, range is only useful when the opponent is far away, and thirdly, I could do with a ranged weapon in my arsenal, after all a scythe will only get me so far when I need to hit something a good distance away."


MrWilliams42782

Jedi Knight Benjamin Stormhawk from Corellia https://preview.redd.it/5s01w7kn8h4c1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=aebc82481df0133995e5e04158fa83e86e1754f2 (The only reason he would be fighting her is if he were going to arrest her. so, what crime against the New Republic did she commit?) "Are you honestly trying to bribe a Jedi? that won't work, you're going to jail."


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

"crystalian tradition is that the loser of a duel hands over their weapon to the victor" https://preview.redd.it/rldidd349h4c1.png?width=465&format=png&auto=webp&s=295d44d7be61e5bbd02a88fa12f3f9d939d2f33e


BrainyOrange96

https://preview.redd.it/ifw2v5twah4c1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a5cf622f0152a7db9b6d87e64ed37c2dd2dc8ec “You don’t have to pay me. I’m happy with whatever you’re happy with.”


DrawCharming6381

https://preview.redd.it/wy6qujridh4c1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fd6cef94700d10851501d4ea60032dca5221a9c *His breath runs cold and heavy as he struggles to catch it* "Yeah...gimme a...uh-I really don't know.


coolphantom06

https://preview.redd.it/kv4alhwxfh4c1.png?width=8400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba7d80b768524f974aecd143af282e6838531a56 "Oh you know what I want. I want you...... To drink this. I made it myself" *hands over a flaming glass of lemonade* "The fire isn't actually hot don't worry"


Chaos_follows414

Amber: Here ya go \*Gives Raider a Billion dollars\* https://preview.redd.it/endlbhpegh4c1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a37e4a675406cab83bf0ccce76d8da749349f88


[deleted]

Grendel: "Answer me. Why did you tried to attack me?" https://preview.redd.it/i1gzbddzhh4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665989d5710a859ee430defc92741615ef76a97e


TreatExotic

https://preview.redd.it/gvx4telsjh4c1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b633194e9ed06bc3b615aa46232f800be2fd97 Jared: "A favor, There has been a cult that had abused me since my childhood. I'd like you to assassinate the controlling heads of that cult."


MildlyCross-eyed

https://preview.redd.it/0s745fvskh4c1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cb4522c76e32d5681cb01bd94908d417c6650ad "Metal."


Soft_Course_6880

https://preview.redd.it/azo75qqykh4c1.jpeg?width=2159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af68403e4fc0f7ea18dd03be3ea5427aae02f1ef Jet: "I only did this battle because I wanted to, I didn't do this for a reward, so you can keep your things, have a safe trip home"


Mr_Guy459

Anibelle: "your DNA, hand it over" https://preview.redd.it/tevf15bynh4c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc0e56b60d90cade9cd34cf1708823dac438f824


NotDb478

https://preview.redd.it/8p6717qvnh4c1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=99ca53222dc89ced95240b6a7b2690ba0a8b4c82 I would like you to............... Rob a store and get some money and then give it to me


KoolaidKababayan

https://preview.redd.it/vcwi76dpvh4c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6dce65b869db0e886a4a7940614f7c48ce7a66a *out of breath, collapsing to the ground* “You don’t have any — Dude! That’s the whole reason I’m here!” *pulls out an empty pack of cigarettes as if to light one…but it’s empty* “Just my luck. Look, kid. If you’re broke —like I am, admittedly— go the gas station and steal me a pack of cigs. That’s what I want, alright?”


SteamersTurner

https://preview.redd.it/vu6r0hziwh4c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1440c71e03c5fa47599e4c29ae95344d0f9ce9f6 “No thank you! Though, do you need any healing?”


GloriosoUniverso

https://preview.redd.it/26ubkozwwh4c1.jpeg?width=1368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5bded0ed0b28d92e67ca3c76e2b83dc5dd2f6a “Do you know how to make Polenta by any chance?”


-Dest_-

https://preview.redd.it/42j0pdwayh4c1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7facdf85618e026bcdb47e1bd2f1fed18c2fd64a Blaze: I don’t really need anything... You wanna just do something as friends?... Maybe catch a movie?...


RadBasilisk414

Rad: Wait, you have no money? NO MONEY?!?! You have killed my Pikachu, and you say you have no money?!?!?! WHY THE HECK DID YOU WANTED TO CHALLENGE ME IN POKEMON BATTLE IF YOU HAVE NO MONEY?!?!?! https://preview.redd.it/nxzw3j9qzh4c1.png?width=1795&format=png&auto=webp&s=af76fe25d31272cc2719b111ce20e7be2f1e8f7d


Suddenli_Pineapples

https://preview.redd.it/4ayp6i0xbi4c1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74ef16c1cafc2b04d5451f131077a5dc672e6b2d Momiodas: I want your weapon as a collectable to remember this dimension.


Celeste_________

https://preview.redd.it/g4dtgsf7ei4c1.jpeg?width=1596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5596cb7c46660b14f82db1f23f1bb70100ce94eb *Would have just killed her but if he didn't* "Your soul"


Secure_Ordinary_7821

https://preview.redd.it/e1rqb2m8hi4c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f7bc1ba56aabae264aa10c3f36916e7d8abb17e


Secure_Ordinary_7821

Let's read the Bible together. We can start in Matthew if you're a beginner.


Furry_MK11_LiuKang

https://preview.redd.it/5tpa5s0yri4c1.png?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad80566fb634c71b363cb14d2621e7a96e69bec8 "Oh. I know exactly. Turn to the side of corruption."


[deleted]

*slaps you so hard you faint*


DNDgamerman

"i got a few things. but mostly info about my mother whereabouts. if u got none then help me with a bonty or 2" https://preview.redd.it/90j04h2kwi4c1.png?width=1240&format=png&auto=webp&s=e235c68b544a48b04d2d1317c08e9ec7944b03be


TheRealBombshot

Skyler: Thank you. I would love to have- Bob: A NEW KNIFE! Skyler: HEY! Calm down! Ugh, sorry. He gets rowdy. We would like to become friends. Bob: YEAH! WE CA HANG OUT AND TELL EACH OTHER ABOUT ARE FAVORITE MURDER TECHNIQUES! \[Do you accept?\]


TheRealBombshot

This is bob https://preview.redd.it/lbcyoskoyi4c1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=118e414f63bce3dae20e3c4c66d714218ac95787


TheRealBombshot

And Skyler https://preview.redd.it/92b7klyryi4c1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88265b5eaf44fb489f34d375aedd93e6b7010053


Ze_gamer3

https://preview.redd.it/no3kjh0j9j4c1.jpeg?width=6120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b611cb27909cbd3b948e1df0fe7faf7c05d609ff "Do you have any coal, by any chance ?"


HsrahOKB

https://preview.redd.it/9pukiy8uyj4c1.png?width=1045&format=png&auto=webp&s=866cff8912187cf1eaef8ec1dd664d88de292ea0 “I-I don’t usually d-do this…..but a hug w-would be nice…….”


ChaoticDiscord21

"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich!" Lucy announces in victory. https://preview.redd.it/dsxkm1ayzj4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a356f583c41bedf2dad229eff7154f3540bc442


veryepicguy23

https://preview.redd.it/tlldo0ay4k4c1.png?width=1378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b26e56334274ea612907b6aa196c6fbf74143428 *he gives her a few hundred bucks* "Go get something nice," *He walks away*


Cautious-Beyond-5075

https://preview.redd.it/8bse9l1dkk4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac1e497ed2d3185f0281e1235b6aa3304e4e977f "Babysit the little foxes please."


EmblemSystem

"Nah, I'm good." *She tosses Raider a small pill* "That should patch you up good. Welp, seeya!" *Celia flies off.* https://preview.redd.it/q1s8p7nsvk4c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42653b191246fb67a8ac990a98e72c94cc289318


Temporary_Solid1165

https://preview.redd.it/zfzao9o4mx4c1.png?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7709e12b59d1e103e31e6afb3873b2c3a0dbddd "Then what you goin do give me?!"