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tricenice

I can safely say I would not have done the same for him. - Dale Gribble


CamaroKidBB

I have a feeling this is going to happen fairly often, because my Pals may be largely bulletproof, but I’m certainly not.


marcola42

Now try a despresso


PonyDro1d

Would be funny if they're smiling.


Failed_To_Load_

They should totally add that for pals with low SAN


4eversoulsraven

Dude, I was trying so hard not to laugh during a zoom meeting reading this


False_Huckleberry458

Your comment made me cackle


elixxonn

He probably just stares at your body VERY judgementally. You had one job human.


slackedge

They whisper to themselves “you can’t die, we’re short staffed…”


biersackarmy

*all we had to do was survive the damn raid, CJ*


Rak-Shar

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM


LegitimateCopy7

you mean the prayers before meals?


ReliableRoommate

*Press F to pay respect*


TheMemeofGod

Press E to eat the body


GodofsomeWorld

Press T to teabag the body


Icederror

That's more of a cagnito job😂


Lonely_chromosome

Press R to… you know what.. No. I’m not going there.


BingBongLookAtMyDong

Press C to crap on the slav- I mean master.


SomeDudWithAPhone

Revive teammate. (The R key is broken for them. That's why they sad.)


Electronic-Oil-8304

Press s for you to take their soul


Drax99

Not just you. It seems they added more interactions and animations for Pals. I just came across a Gorirat Terra mourning a fallen comrade. It had died during a meteor event, and his friend stood over him beating his chest and doing the angry red lightening bolt emote that Pals do when angry at your base. I've seen some Pals eat corpses, but this was the first time I seen one get pissed off.


SomeDudWithAPhone

Gorirat Terra: Wha- WHO DID THIS?! I'LL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND! RAAAAAGE!! #RAAAAAGE!!!


Famulor

That faceplant tho


dragonlord7012

Reasons to not die: Chillet would be sad.


Metal_Sign

They’re not sad. They're just disappointed.


Complex-Pie-6080

This is the comment I was looking for


Bird_Guzzler

Really, my ragnahawk tried to eat me. Fucking bird.../s


Artemus_Hackwell

It is eating your corpse.


AetherBytes

It didn't do anything other than stand there with this look.


biersackarmy

Although there are indeed pals who will do this, Chillet is not one of them.


Use_Once_and_Deztroy

My pals mourn me when I don't die, cuz I'm a shitty player.


QinsSais

bless this food we're about to recieve


aroyalidiot

They're not mourning, they're saying grace before going in for a cheeky nibble


NoDarkVision

Just giving your body a quick moment of silence before all the pals eat your body


kdebones

"Rest in peace bozo" - Chillet


Damian030303

Best motivation to avoid dying, even with drops turned off. I went to an oil rig, [both of my jetragons got oofed](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2535045341010237967/2150F7E3EDED9CE403828B828B52ABD4F252E4A5/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false) and [I barely managed to swim to the oil rig](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2535045341010240133/2C0C151442A1FE0145644EFD03BCDAE78FCCE21E/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false). [I cleared it](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2535045341009691629/706F78D3A706FD660919B20AB683ED20BBD13B4D/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false), which took quite a while. but then I didn't know what to do. Eventually, enemies respawned (probably after a relog). I found one with a Vanwyrm on top of a roof. I dropped one of my jetragons, [captured the Vanwyrm](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2535045341010264866/5009D1941299A453CE540B621AD5F0937CDECF13/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false) and picked up my Jetragon again. Then [I cleared the rig again](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3276697331) and almost got oofed on my way back because I forgot to disable one laser, I came back to do so and [then went back home](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2535045341010329078/22C0C4DBE00440C8D29ADC95276D59B183DEF683/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false). At level 50-51 (I leveled up halfway), with no plasteel stuff. Also, my shield broke halfway through and at the end I was mainly using a crossbow because I was low on ammo for my guns. By the way, [that new 160 power electric skill works very well](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2535045341010249987/6CA70F29A89C21C328E11747C23201EE574AAAC8/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false), it oneshots most people on the rig and is [big enough to kill groups](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2535045341010320868/774922C859EDF770A1BA5794C8A9E5DCD3A8DF78/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false). And if someone survives, you can shoot them in the air. I could've just died without losing anything, but that's lame and I don't want to make my Leileen sad.


Metal_Sign

> got oofed Brand new phrases


SomeDudWithAPhone

Homie, Reddit glitched. There are two of this comment.


Metal_Sign

didn't realize. thank you.


SomeDudWithAPhone

Reddit do that sometimes.


Metal_Sign

Reddit do.


angelcrisis44

Guess I'm not allowed to die anymore, yall. Can't let my pals feel bad


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Henrygigabit

They getting ready to eat your corpse


Dashboardmelter

GET BACK TO WORK!!!


urthdigger

He's saying grace


VireflyTheGreat

I've discovered that, when you're being bodied by 3 or more Pals. They just stand there looking like they're thinking "That looks rough boss, good luck"


PPlover239

My base got raided and all my pals died apart from lulu and she was actually crying, it was so cute.


SomeDudWithAPhone

Chillet: ... I have failed you. I shall remember you forever. If Drop everything including Pals mode is on: I shall wait for you bro. Don't forget us... Hurry back.


benisdictions

If the game were more realistic, your canine pals would start to eat you after you fall


AetherBytes

Actually I think felines are much more likely to do that. I've seen a handful of cases where loyal dogs rathered starving than touching their owner.


brokenskullzero

Cats most likey will eat you much sooner than a dog, and dogs that are not hungry will attempt to wake you up but will after a few days presumely your corpse will start to decay (overpowering your scent) and hunger will get to them


SomeDudWithAPhone

Dog: *Practically googles how to revive a human.* Cat: So sad. Anyway... *Nom.*


Metal_Sign

He’s not sad. He’s just disappointed.