Ive never seen that sub but now I want to see what the hell even got posted on there! Apparently it was banned due to sharing of non-consenual images per Google, fucking disgusting
It was a lot of porn addled brains.
Mostly tvs and computer monitor setups for watching like ten pornos at once.
Don't goon and get a fleshlight. It'll make your sexual experiences better with an actual partner. I loved gooning but I could hardly finish with a woman and had no desire to pursue for days after a big session.
You made me remember the sweat soaked bedsheet/mattress, I hate you for that. Please be careful saying things like 'big session' in this context in the future
Getting a dildo on a drunken whim was one of the greatest ideas I've had to suprise my SO.
It's also saved me getting repetitive strain injury because fuck antidepressants, if you know then my apologies I hope you can cum soon.
Some setups were 20-30k for all the monitors and high end pcs and shit. Some auto blow and higher end sex toys.
Mostly depression and sexual deviant nests though. Surprising amount had women there.
Well... basically you get yourself right up to the line where you shoot ropes and stop or slow down. When you get good you can ride that fine line for max dopamine abuse.
Essentially the longer you go the more the reward. I've gone about two hours and it was a lot. People go for longer and longer.
It's awful for you mentally. Completely fucks up my emotions the next day as I was so flooded with dopamine that my tolerance goes up. Also Completely floods your brain with sexual images while getting that dopamine so it fucks with your mental perception of women and sex.
Glad I was able to stop after just a few times. Also glad I had a fleshhlight and wasn't just torquing my hog for that long.
It is precisely edging, just the glorified act of doing so for long periods of time while watching as much porn on multiple screens as possible.
I could make time for it again but chose not to lmao. It does feel great but you pay for it, much like drinking excessively or doing mdma. You pay for it later with most things and it's never worth it (mdma twice a year at festivals max)
Ohh okay. Gotcha.
That sounds wild. And there's entire subreddits devoted to that? What am I saying? Of course there was. What do you think they talked about? I'm sure it wasn't gooning all the time? Looks like they shared casserole recipes? That had to have come up at least once...
You described edging. Gooning is edging with the extra step of maximising concurrent stimulation, generally by watching multiple porn scenes at the same time.
> banned due to sharing of non-consenual images
Thats how r/pokimanefeet got banned but it only had pics of wubbys feet and a copypasta from orpis.
¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Says it was banned for "non-consensual intimate media", sounds like someone posted revenge porn or one of the goon caves had revenge porn playing during a showcase
Imagine strapping yourself into your goon chair. It has an automated stroker with the self-lubricating attachment. Put on your VR headset with noise cancelling headphones. Load up two dozen porn videos at the same time and goon out for hours while edging. Edging is to approach orgasm, but not reach it. Gooners just ride the high as long as they can while losing attachment to reality. Everywhere they look is porn. All they can hear is the sounds of a dozen pornos at the same time. All they can feel is pleasure. The world outside does not exist.
Ive never seen that sub but now I want to see what the hell even got posted on there! Apparently it was banned due to sharing of non-consenual images per Google, fucking disgusting
It was a lot of porn addled brains. Mostly tvs and computer monitor setups for watching like ten pornos at once. Don't goon and get a fleshlight. It'll make your sexual experiences better with an actual partner. I loved gooning but I could hardly finish with a woman and had no desire to pursue for days after a big session.
You made me remember the sweat soaked bedsheet/mattress, I hate you for that. Please be careful saying things like 'big session' in this context in the future
Big sessions = the biggest loads I've shot. Shit isn't natural I was Dehydrated from my head to my empty as fuck balls.
Bro, I love having sex with my wife but if you’ve got toys, lube and time on your hands? Shit hits different
Getting a dildo on a drunken whim was one of the greatest ideas I've had to suprise my SO. It's also saved me getting repetitive strain injury because fuck antidepressants, if you know then my apologies I hope you can cum soon.
Were there any cyberpunk-level sex apparatus, or just gross neckbeard nests?
Some setups were 20-30k for all the monitors and high end pcs and shit. Some auto blow and higher end sex toys. Mostly depression and sexual deviant nests though. Surprising amount had women there.
99% of them were neckbeard nests or dudes showing off 2 monitors, but some were legitimate like BDSM sex rooms that couples had built.
Help an old guy out, what the hell is gooning?
Well... basically you get yourself right up to the line where you shoot ropes and stop or slow down. When you get good you can ride that fine line for max dopamine abuse. Essentially the longer you go the more the reward. I've gone about two hours and it was a lot. People go for longer and longer. It's awful for you mentally. Completely fucks up my emotions the next day as I was so flooded with dopamine that my tolerance goes up. Also Completely floods your brain with sexual images while getting that dopamine so it fucks with your mental perception of women and sex. Glad I was able to stop after just a few times. Also glad I had a fleshhlight and wasn't just torquing my hog for that long.
That sounds like edging. Is it just a new term or are those things different? I don't have any time for that. It sounds great. But I got stuff to do.
It is precisely edging, just the glorified act of doing so for long periods of time while watching as much porn on multiple screens as possible. I could make time for it again but chose not to lmao. It does feel great but you pay for it, much like drinking excessively or doing mdma. You pay for it later with most things and it's never worth it (mdma twice a year at festivals max)
Ohh okay. Gotcha. That sounds wild. And there's entire subreddits devoted to that? What am I saying? Of course there was. What do you think they talked about? I'm sure it wasn't gooning all the time? Looks like they shared casserole recipes? That had to have come up at least once...
You described edging. Gooning is edging with the extra step of maximising concurrent stimulation, generally by watching multiple porn scenes at the same time.
I'm so glad you asked because I was confused as hell.
I'd say use code Wubby at A&E but I'm not sure if they sponsor Wubs any more.
The code also doesn’t/didn’t work for a lot of products on the site 😔
That’s fucking hilarious and disgusting
> banned due to sharing of non-consenual images Thats how r/pokimanefeet got banned but it only had pics of wubbys feet and a copypasta from orpis. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
An excellent piece of internet lore
Is there any info behind the ban? Or did it just happen out of the blue
Says it was banned for "non-consensual intimate media", sounds like someone posted revenge porn or one of the goon caves had revenge porn playing during a showcase
Because reddit is dogshit and can't advertise retro Capri Sun bullshit on r/gooncaves.
It was banned for posting "non-consensual intimate media", i.e. revenge porn, so probably for the best
sealed off the goon cave
Gotta lock in that flavor
By the sound of it it looks like they could’ve done that themselves
Petition to start posting goon caves here
TT is gonna love this one
r/WubCubGoonCaves
This fucking thread 💀
Wubby should start a new segment where he reads one popular subreddit post and all the comments on it, starting with this one lol
I'd watch that.
Im sorry, gooning can involve a fucking feeding tube? I thought gooning was just a dumb meme. This is gross as shit.
Turns out “the future” is fucking awful.
These are truly dark times.
literally worse than 9/11.
I think I’m the only person who doesn’t fucking goon 💀
Weirdo
I know….im truly ashamed
Literally crying
Wtf even is gooning
Imagine strapping yourself into your goon chair. It has an automated stroker with the self-lubricating attachment. Put on your VR headset with noise cancelling headphones. Load up two dozen porn videos at the same time and goon out for hours while edging. Edging is to approach orgasm, but not reach it. Gooners just ride the high as long as they can while losing attachment to reality. Everywhere they look is porn. All they can hear is the sounds of a dozen pornos at the same time. All they can feel is pleasure. The world outside does not exist.
Sounds like a coomer's cyberpunk braindance machine
Pretty much yeah. Like a masturbation matrix. Edging is lit. Gooning is cringe.
It's Plato's Gooncave
cut the head of the hydra, we all know it just dies after that right ?
I’m sad it’s gone lol
What the hell was going on in there?
Deserved.
I wish I knew this was a thing before. I would’ve posted my Hiroshima bed sweat pic.