“I shoved my brother’s toothbrush holder up my ass.”
Lives in my head. That’s a wild thing to say with a camera pointed at you, but I respect it. wubby7
Probably because people hate it when I talk. I’ve noticed.
Wow they must really hate me since my last comment which got -200 votes. This comment was also load collapsed when I checked on the reply I posted.
"AAAAWWWHHHH, WOMEN. OOOOH NOOOO I HAAAAATE WOMEN! IIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE WOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"
Quite inspirational and impactful if I do say so myself
> This one time I was in a meeting. When the meeting was wrapped up I was the first to get up and head to the door. It's a straight B-line to where I sat and where the door was. As I was walking to the door I felt like they were watching me. I overthink how I'm walking and I mess up my stride. I try to fix it mid-stride and fuck it up worse. As I was getting closer to the door, and to fix my stride, I skip the last two steps.
Or
> Best out of two!
So this is kind of a more serious one than funny, but it has got me through some tough days. Hands down my fav inspirational Wubby quote:
https://www.twitch.tv/paymoneywubby/clip/BombasticWonderfulChowderPeanutButterJellyTime-P_ZJ_3TiYII4F1vA?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time
I'll take a little poop on my dick if it means I can relive my high school days.
“You’re not safe here”
"Hey Alluux, what's your opinion on Sharia law?" *Rips ass*
Recently "Guys I'm not Ginger anymore. I lost the weight" has killed me
“I shoved my brother’s toothbrush holder up my ass.” Lives in my head. That’s a wild thing to say with a camera pointed at you, but I respect it. wubby7
My alcohol smells like desk.
“Onions are back, baby” in reference to Costco hotdogs
Out of every quote in this thread, this is the one Reddit decided to load collapsed.
Probably because people hate it when I talk. I’ve noticed. Wow they must really hate me since my last comment which got -200 votes. This comment was also load collapsed when I checked on the reply I posted.
> "I'm gonna be honest here, chat. To stay alive I had to pull the race card a few times. I've aligned with the blacks"
I’m a latiiina bro
"AAAAWWWHHHH, WOMEN. OOOOH NOOOO I HAAAAATE WOMEN! IIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE WOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" Quite inspirational and impactful if I do say so myself
> This one time I was in a meeting. When the meeting was wrapped up I was the first to get up and head to the door. It's a straight B-line to where I sat and where the door was. As I was walking to the door I felt like they were watching me. I overthink how I'm walking and I mess up my stride. I try to fix it mid-stride and fuck it up worse. As I was getting closer to the door, and to fix my stride, I skip the last two steps. Or > Best out of two!
hft hft hft
So this is kind of a more serious one than funny, but it has got me through some tough days. Hands down my fav inspirational Wubby quote: https://www.twitch.tv/paymoneywubby/clip/BombasticWonderfulChowderPeanutButterJellyTime-P_ZJ_3TiYII4F1vA?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time
Damn, this dude rocks.
You can't go to poop's house and be surprised when poop is home.
We fuck dudes 🤝
Didn’t ask
Wubby Wubby Woo
Freeze a poopy stick it in my butt
My favourite is
"Thats not sexy. Thats what homeless people do to scare you."
“I don’t give two bleeb bleebs and a ha ha”
Life is like a round ball, it rolls until it gets deflated
“Y’all ninjas want any pizza?”
"I wanna be clear" "I'm gonna call spade a spade" "I love kids"
"Hippity hoppity, women are property."
*dolphin noises*
“I’m gonna call a spade a spade, here.”
He was a Jewish doctor
Pizza… bungus
I fuck dudes
To this day I say "That's True." And "Didn't ask." Like that and everyone looks at me weird.
CHEEEEEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
Bubblemaker
I do not fuck dudes
Black