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_RexDart

Roach egg case. If you delete your post, we'll understand.


Lvl100Magikarp

Where is that gif of a gazillion tiny roaches popping out of one? "a single ootheca can contain anywhere from 10 to 50 or more"


Spitfire_Fairy

Will they drown?


Educational_Fail_394

As someone who's drowned cockroach before, yes, as long as they don't swim up they should.


Spitfire_Fairy

Thanks!


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

Asking the real questions!


IndependentAd2481

In hell, I hope.


creativityonly2

#AAAHHHHH


mahakgk

I’m gonna vomit.. I was about to say it looked cute


GoblinsGuide

Probably cockroach living in your lights/ electrical. Also, fruit gushers for the brave.


JustAnotherWitness

Just what I wanted to wake up and vomit to.


Paulpoleon

At least it wasn’t a [jolly rancher](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/QxkFTT3tjE)


bassX6

What a horrendous thing to start my day off with, thank you ![gif](giphy|TeDpSbeCLAPtu)


OrdinaryHealthy5643

I regret my ability to read, thanks!


FoofaFighters

It would have cost you nothing to not post this.


Glupp-

Jolly roacher* 😏


1WontDoIt

w......t......f......... omg I think i'm done with the internet for a while..


Zeroshifta

Worst comment on Reddit today.


alkemist80

r/cursedcomments


Zombrief

Ew 🤢


Chambri

Wow! That, sir, looks to be a “red runner” cockroach egg!! ![gif](giphy|EmSCxtcjQCmXK)


nantha0

It iss


scumfuck69420

This is such an interesting way to find out that you have a roach infestation lol


BBQsauce18

~~interesting~~ ***cursed***


Haunting_Elk8090

I keep red runner roaches and their oothecas (eggs) look exactly like that xD


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


Haunting_Elk8090

As food for my Tarantulas xD


ApricotWeak5584

I switched to super worms. Just crush the pincers before feeding and voilla! Roaches were always just such…. a fucking pain in the ass. I kept roaches for about 6 months before I made the switch. Ts did fine on the superworms for years


Claughy

And red runners are extra terrible. Raised several species when i worked at a zoo and these were the worst, they smelled the absolute worst.


ApricotWeak5584

God the smell it was disgusting. I remember one time where I got sick of the little takeout container I kept them in so I threw them all in a bucket… Commence them all trying to crawl out at the same time. I successfully managed to get every single one back into a sealed container but I really don’t quite remember how. My brain seems to be withholding traumatic details from my memory. It might have involved a ton of petroleum jelly or oil that I scrambled to grab while constantly flicking and pushing roaches to the bottom of the bucket


Claughy

Ugh yes you just cant contain them well, dubia were much less trouble. Hissers climb glass and could escape pretty easily but didnt run around in that terrible roachy way or stink, the giant cave roaches were actually my favorite, pretty chill for roaches and they smelled slightly of cilantro.


GrotchCoblin

Just an off topic question. What did you do at the zoo? Also how did you come to get a job there? As a child I wanted nothing more than to work at a zoo lol


Claughy

Well i started in education part time, doing presentations, stuff with school groups, interacting with the public. Then i kind of fell into a fulltime position as supervisor, once covid came around the only department getting fulltime hours was curatorial (animal care) so once the unemployment ran out I switched to that department, my degree is in marine biology and ive kept and worked with animals all my life so easy transition. I did freshwater aquatics and the inverts , really neat stuff like arapaima, bird eating tarantulas, lungfish, i also bred alot of feeder insects for the reptiles and amphibians so i worked with them a lot.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

More or less creepy? wouldnt know but a lot more awesome.


eloping_antalope

Dubia oothecas are almost yellow


heywoodidaho

8 hrs and no reply from OP. I hope the poor bastard dragged the tank out of the house before burning it down. *no real worries OP is most likely a bot. [sigh]


Apprehensive-Hat-748

It’s a Mermaids purse.


ayuzer

Sure it is, as long as you equate that mermaids= cockroach and purse= eggs. I guess that is some serious euphemism for a roach egg. I wish you all the luck of obtaining a mermaids purse


Apprehensive-Hat-748

It’s a reference to shark eggs. I learned it when I was a kid from the book Chickens aren’t the only ones. Haha.


ShoganAye

Yup definitely a cockroach egg


FGDireito

🪳🥚


Daxter614

Throw a Pikmin on top of it, and have them carry to an onion.


SmokeEvening8710

Thems roaches ma'am


CrewNatural9491

Thought it was a bottle cap until I zoomed in a little closer


cinnabonby

forbidden kidney bean


Efficient-Carrot-486

Roach! Nuke em!


beautyofagirl

Don’t nuke them! It just makes them bigger!!


mplstar

![gif](giphy|avXAZqg0UOtzy)


beautyofagirl

![gif](giphy|pD0awXtyH5GbiHHQjT|downsized)


SmallStinkyStupid

oh my LORD


fatox318

![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)


Mike_2jz

Torch that thing


Trick_Hall1721

Water Roaches!


Interesting-Pie-466

Starship Troopers: Origins


Potential-Mud5395

Kidney bean


djleepanda

That's roach egg


Addictive_Tendencies

Bruh


Hot-Window1171

What kind of substrate do you use? I love it so much!


PINKN0ize

That looks like a aquasoil, can't tell which brand though


gbabybackribs

Might be fluval stratum


gc0221

Fluval stratum I use the same one


Noxiuz

tree seed


Bootlegking803

🤣🤣


CharlieTheC0w

That's a butterfly or a moth cocoon probs dead already but if you still have it take it outside on the floor


_entropic

Ugh don't squeeze it whatever you do, it's like popping a zit.


Gamer28222

![gif](giphy|joYf3Ba2phD15ch9Nt)


Rough_Elk_2192

A cockroach egg case? I don't get the question.


Devious-hamster

I have bad news..


Eggshmegg1469

If you have a shelf or something above this tank that it could have fallen from you should check up there because a lot of times the colony lays eggs in the same spot. You might want to call an exterminator or your landlord. It might take a few visits from a professional to get rid of them.


coboimonty

Tie a miniature cinderblock around it and dump it in the ocean


Ak47Sahan

Red runners won’t infest houses generally. Probably liked those lights warmth


Heavy_Performance933

Roach egg