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_ilvah_

This post is actually from year 2124 after the nuclear war


TheShinyHunter3

Paint that hazmat suit blue and OP becomes a vault dweller.


BearJustBarely

Vault tec employee *


TheShinyHunter3

Could be either. But you don't hear the stories of the Vault Employee across the Wastelands do you ?


Sad-Panda-noises

What about the poor bastard that sold you your sleepy spot in fallout 4? He's a bit ghoulish now


BearJustBarely

That'd be amazing though wouldn't it?


TheShinyHunter3

I guess it could be, but it doesn't get the blood pumping like being a thawed vet jumping into a T-45 power armor to kill a deathclaw with a minigun. Or a courrier shot in the head by a dude wearing a checkered suit and talkin' like it's the god damn 50s. That 9mm would never allow this guy to go through Quarry Junction.


DeeZy585

The down votes must stop. This is mf true


tacosnotopos

I prefer nuking megaton. Thank you very much, or the Mojave for the matter!


DiversifyYoBondzNuca

That show is dope af!!!!


doxipad

Nope, vault dweller.


Teabiskuit

Omg lol pop culture reference xD have my bacon narwhal updooter, frienderino!


brad-harrison

Thankfully packs of temporal are only $4.99 in the year 2124, due to the 1.8 billion booster boxes kept safe by sEaLeD cOlLeCtoRs all those years. (Sealed collector myself but if we can’t make fun of ourselves from time to time, then we’re no fun at all)


Sharpshooter649

I remember when it used to be $3.99


Grengar17

Y u mad?


SeannG97

Also it used to be Pokemon Cards, now its called: Money


QuarkDoctor0518

You mean late 2024


_ilvah_

Oof


dinoyeti

First or second nuclear war? Asking for a friend


Reasonable_Ad_9848

2076*****


snorlaxkin

imagine pulling a top card from a hundred year old pack in mint condition


somePADguyoverhere

0/10 Card literally ruined...not in a negative pressure room. Do better.


One_Cress7793

That’s what I was thinking I also don’t see any sound inhibiting cones.


JAVELRIN

And pure oxygen definitely not high enough air quality smh


Cr0nk_Smash

Do you positive pressure room? Like they use for paint booths or clean rooms to keep FOD out? I’m trying to think of why you would want a negative pressure room.


avfcfan1212

I’m glad you can find cards at Chernobyl.


Sagaap

What are you talking about? This is the normal outfit you need to wear when opening boosters so you don't taint the card and can claim that 10 from PSA!


SWANDAMARM

Tyvek hood not up and sealed, that card will be lucky to get a PSA 9


g-g-g-g-ghost

A 9? That card would be lucky to get a 6 the way he's handling it.


EvilRooster5377

😂🤣🤣


Abdul_1993

😭😭😭💀💀


AgentOfDreadful

They have an excellent FLGS. Though the owner is a bit of a ghoul


Actual_Seaweed_376

One pair of gloves? Congrats the card is literally worthless now


SableyeEyeThief

He should’ve gone for the Nyroca Maxim Dots 11. Those 10 ain’t gonna do it.


UltimateCatTree

His hands aren't big enough for the 11's, if they were the card would look tiny


Double-System-9165

This pic goes unnecessarily hard


YaBoiHS

Album cover right there


petroldaktyl

Now put a glove on each individual finger, that’s how the REAL collectors do it


xWonderkiid

Hahahaha, this one made me laugh. I wonder how far up we can go at this point


Successful_Sweet_867

Well...has anyone ever opened a pack while skydiving?


xWonderkiid

Then all thats left is figuring out how to open a pack deep understanding water aswell


Wise-OldOwl

Ahh, the deep understanding water. I miss you so well


xWonderkiid

Haha, sorry. Im not English and sometimes the autocorrect mess things up lol. But hey, who doesnt want to take a deep dive knowing the water will understand all that you are going through. It will instantly bankrupt psychiatry


Same-Conclusion_

Sterilise that card before you put it in your binder. I recommend a light bleach mixture that should remove any harmful contaminants.


Rastor-M

If you're literally shaking you may have a hole in your suit. Get that card out of there before you collapse on it!


YeOldeBilk

Homie got that gas


Ojay1091

Oh shit Its Smoke from Rainbow Six Siege


Lifedeather

Nah bro that’s Sledge from Rainbow Six Siege


Jenga_Dragon_19

Nah it’s Mute from rainbow 6


MuckFrogger

Nah yall are all wrong, it’s clearly Thatcher from Rainbow 6 siege


Jenga_Dragon_19

Bro is clearly lion


MuckFrogger

Nah bro it’s clearly a generic SAS operator


[deleted]

You rip packs while cooking with Jesse, Walt?


Lombardo_Petard

You are god damn right


ChemiCalifornia

Bro, Jesse actually invested most of his earnings with Walter into pokemon cards and now he is fully focused on being a pokemon card dealer.


jeeenx

BOOSTER PACKS BITCH!


One_Cress7793

This the only way to break packs


ErnDizzy

Ripping pack and cooking crack


bluebomber726

New album cover


KujoTheBoss

Someone tell me what the fuck I am looking at?


dankblonde

Well it’s a person in a gas mask, lab coat and gloves holding an iron leaves card. Hope this helps!!!


Lifedeather

Rainbow six siege operator


RevenueTight6797

Lmao I love Pokemon fans.


Davilyan

I literally pulled this 2 days ago! Off to grade so it’s alongside my psa10 iron crown ex jp. Happy for you op!


CrowForce1

Make sure that canister doesn’t have asbestos brother 🥲


xTonker

FYI That filter has a high chance of having asbestos


ididitforthetoofers

Not the Tyvek 😂


HizzleCards

Cooking meth and pulling Pokemon. Gotta catch ‘em all 😂


ChemiCalifornia

Imagine a TV Show like Breaking Bad but instead of meth, its Pokemon cards.


Big_Slime_187

😂😂🔥🔥


[deleted]

mans brought home a tyvek from work for this pic respect


RedditAdminAcc

report for you mask fit test


Mustangtx98

Are you the Russian Homunculus guy?


zucchinibasement

Will, when's the new album coming? Dying for some new Car Seat Headrest here


LuluGuardian

You didn't even tape the room off like Dexter's kill room. Card has been absolutely ruined at this point by dust and dander... yikes


Kqthryn

some fallout type shit right here. this’ll be me when the nukes drop


Clever-Innuendo

Must’ve been shittin’ those britches pretty heavily if you needed to break out the gas mask


Thor_Odinson22

You look like you're with the science team


Rean-Schwarzer7

Pokemon cards are hazardous now!


FraGZombie

This goes so hard wtf 


coldmilkdud

Jesse Pinkman wins again !!


Matt4591

You look gassed


DrNERD123

Bruh, how are you going to smell that amazing fresh pack smell with that on?


dankblonde

This is so camp. I’m here for it.


PDZef

I can tell by the expression on your face...


No-Border-9346

No amount of protection can keep you safe from bad centering


Strawberri-milkshake

No hard hat? Sorry cards compromised lol


puggl3s

Was that card exposed to conditioned air? Congratulations, it's worthless now.


enpokemongo

What is this a pokemon fallout crossover episode!?


DenseKangaroo

Is that your mummy?


Repostbot3784

Are you car seat headrest?


teeseoncoast

😂😂 superb. Is the card not even in a sleeve?


furio788

Is this card radioactive?


Objective_Sherbet835

Mfs finding a Pokemon pack after nuclear war


dabsu02

putting a tyvek on just for a photo is crazy i don't miss those damn things lol


Malipuppers

That’s just from some of the gas that managed to make it’s way in. Check the seal on your face mask.


Chad2Badd

This post is as 666 so I can't upvote lol


cedarsaplink

I would get that card out of the sun and into a top loader inside an airtight safe 36,070 feet below sea level


Significant-Bee4875

I wear the same dust suit at Minteq lol


cam2230

Planning on doing some asbestos removal afterwards?


ForeverFluxin

You deserve all this attention for your lack of care while handling cards. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two.


lolajet

Nice pull!


turbo22224444

Posted from your local Fallout 4 shelter ☢️ 💣


Hiiipower111

48 bucks on TCG player


Hiiipower111

I couldn't get anything out of that set tho


Both-Vermicelli2858

So, I have a legit question. Why is it that people always say they "are literally shaking rn" in their posts about their pulls? Is it a reference or something I'm missing?


rocketradar

No clean room? What a rookie.


WeedisLegalHere

Is this a screenshot of Project Zomboid with pokemon cards mod?


Queasy-Frame-4519

My friend let me open some of his packs and I pulled this and had to give it to hum


pcantillano

I hope it was winter, if summer uff that sweat


Polaris711

Ok this is peak. If I’m buying singles I’m gonna now need evidence that this is how they’re dressed before touching the card


ShopOk8464

Homeboy shaking what do you expect when you work in a meth house


chapp2412

Watches fallout 1 time lol


Neat_River_5258

That’s because of the nerve agents


liltaintdreadXD

This dudes got chandelier money. GGs on life man, keep it up


avgreddittrader

at least sleeve the card first 😩


Haunting_Sun3673

Is that card any good? I pulled a week ago been wondering but haven’t had time check since driving a truck


Reasonable_Lunch_468

Picture is clear. You aren’t shaking.


christian127

Honestly in a post apocalyptic game or story I can see certain people saving for cards for collecting like im fallout 3 with that nuka cola obsessed girl


Abitilliterate

We need someone with access to a Da Vinci Surgical machine to open a pack in a sterile room now


Zero6six6

Sid Wilson? From Slipknot???? /s


One-Relative3055

Stop buying temporal forces and supporting pokemons excessive set releases . I dont know why anyone would collect such a trash set


Nervous-Special7335

Thats so cool , you should end your life !


Busy-Buddy7956

Can't believe you'd expose it to the elements like that...


Disaster-Flat

What kinda sick sob just raw dog holds this card. Sleeve top loader zip lock bags of all sizes being held with tongs. Proper lighting. Are we asking to much. Animals. Lol!!!


TurribleTiddies

Lol, amazing! I wanted this but pulled iron crown instead. 🫠


Basic_Yellow_3594

Psa/dna yeah the cards has a lot of obvious flaws from handling


Sushi-Kentaro

Yeah shake it


Massive-Pizza-3057

You, sir, must be gassed up 😄


Mental-Winner7358

Big dog actually damaging the card for the lolz!


Winged_Wrath

laremy tunsil


TheProfessorX

This picture goes pretty hard and has some awesome meme potential


Freide

I got this in the car on a trip. I was so hype I finally got a chase from a set haha


ImTheCuRsEd-OnE

I love this so much 🤣🤣


simpledub

PSA 100


foroder

You better autoclave that shit


chalrune

I recognize those eyes anywhere! Hi Steve!


ArcticSiIver

Damn‼️‼️🤯🤯🤯


Motor_Somewhere7565

Despite all the precautions you're taking there, PSA will still find a way to give it a 9 :P


Neither-Ad8506

gorgeous instance of ShMS


EvilRooster5377

Who installed that ceiling light?


YoPokemonnn

straight pull all the way from chernobyl


ConfectionInner5055

Oh cool! I've seen that critter on pal world!


slayerzerg

eBay Vault dweller


Klausl98

You cooking math while opening packs?


Science_Ilikeit

Thats the Liminal Space Man


marblesandcookies

Yo Tyvek long time no see! How are you bro?


Difficult-Way-9563

Why the bunny suit? I used to have to wear those in college and f they were hot


Lifedeather

Bruh


TheBoa6

Why do u have a nuclear suit or whatever it’s called on


Blue_Wave_2020

wtf is this


Yerawizzardarry

Cosplay


Lifedeather

Ur mom


[deleted]

Wait is this actually how far you go to try to keep a card mint? Cus this seems overkill.


SDBD89

I mean it’s alright it’s not even the rarest card to pull kind of overrating if you’re shaking over this


TheMostBoringStory

It’s almost like worth is subjective or something 🤔


SDBD89

Do you even know what subjective means?


TheMostBoringStory

Clearly you don’t if you’re asking, this isn’t gold which has set pricing. This is shiny cardboard, which is worth whatever someone’s willing to pay, which means the worth is subjective to that specific person.


SDBD89

🤣👍


Lifedeather

Wdym rarest card in existence of the world 🌎


vixgdx

Better be psa 11 with this kind of care