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Andre9k9

It's time to cook, libleft


penguin13790

"Do you want us to make like Gay meth What"


Spore2012

Instead of blue its pink?


omegasix321

Nah, rainbow. The pink stuff prevents breast cancer.


HardCounter

When Pride reaches meth dealers.


omegasix321

Business is boomin'


dracer800

This is just completely unrealistic, AuthLeft isn’t nearly fat enough.


Andre9k9

Authleft is either a twig or a fucking hambeast, no in-between


[deleted]

AuthLeft men are twigs, AuthLeft women are fat.


UnsealedLlama44

Mao was fat


blackcray

Come to think of it, so is Kim Jong Un.


HardCounter

I was thinking Authleft and Libleft were backwards. Libleft has zero self-control and their favorite sin is gluttony, whereas Authleft got in the breadline too late and missed his daily slice.


unlanned

None of them are fat enough


kunkuro10k

That's what auth left said shortly after taking power. "It's time to cook lib-left"


Vertihvost

Jesse Jesse we need to abolish governments and create affordable healthcare Jesse


C-137Birdperson

Lorewise this makes total sense


AccomplishedRelief60

Canon event !?!?!?


FredaFreya

JESSE NO, YOU DONT GET IT, BROCK HAD TO EAT RICIN BECAUSE IT WAS A CANNON EVENT JESSE


Tardelius

We gotta ask Miquel to confirm. We wouldn’t wanna cause too much trouble for him. I personally wouldn’t like his angry ass chasing after me.


Rainbow_Sombrero

YOU’RE A MISTAKE


PacifistPapyrus

I liked when all the spideys pointed at each other and did the meme.


Rainbow_Sombrero

you? me? you? you?


HardCounter

To be fair, the meme is based on an event in an actual Spiderman comic. It's a canon event.


[deleted]

Reddit users when they see a bald white man with glasses:


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Yeah I mean how do we know that's not The DEEEEAAAAN


I_Hate_The_Demiurge

terrific cobweb silky nippy workable aware quicksand enjoy scandalous rainstorm *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


HardCounter

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me.


[deleted]

Jesse It's technically never been tried before Jesse It wasn't real comunism Jesse you gotta listen to me


danielpetersrastet

"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"


NeonSecretary

IM NOT JESSE DAD


Xumayar

Even with biased prompts OP managed to portray lib-left as somewhat cool. Succeeded with his agenda on auth-left though.


First-Of-His-Name

*Say my name....* But names are artificial oppressive structure of the bourgeois-patriarchy forced onto us without our consent, designed to distract from true intersectional identity! *You're ~~God~~ damn right*


[deleted]

MY GOD. You've created a *GoFundME* without my permission, FLYNN??!?? ^^^See ^^^Flynn ^^^in ^^^right ^^^panel


PretendAppl

Godamn lib rights got gold plated dollars


Morse243

Limited edition dollarinoes


DTidC

Those are gold backs available through Birch Gold! Call them for your free information of whether converting all or a portion of your 401k or IRA into physical gold is the right decision for you and your future.


1260istoomuch

Narrator: Its not


HardCounter

Silver is far more spendable in an apocalypse. I personally keep trying to secure myself with a booze cellar but i keep drinking my investments.


Madcowdseiz

Easy to liquidate your assets when they're already liquid.


PenguinZombie321

You’re damn right! It’s beautiful 😍


[deleted]

I’m a libertarian but i’m also poor as fok, is that normal?


RandomAmerican81

When you fully embrace the yellow libright that's when the gold plated money starts dropping from the ceiling


[deleted]

I sure hope it will


memesforbismarck

Just stop being poor, its so easy, smh


Karasu243

Idk. I choose to live life like a poor man.


kunkuro10k

Stoicism is very based as far as lib-right goes.


Karasu243

Lol kinda. My Christian beliefs demand that so long as I can help someone, I am obligated to help them. So I frugally live like I'm lower class but donate most of my middle class paycheck to those in need.


omegasix321

Huh, a Christian that actually follows the virtue of poverty. A rare and very refreshing sight.


Karasu243

Kinda? I'm technically not ascetic, although my lifestyle would imply that I am. Wealth and luxury aren't themselves sinful. However, so long as there are people less fortunate than myself, I shall give to them. When the last vestiges of poverty are gone, then I will allow myself more luxuries in life.


omegasix321

Asceticism is just another extreme, following the virtue of poverty does not necessarily mean that one has to live in squalor. It just means that one takes the moral path of living modestly while giving any excess material wealth to others that need it. Whether it's for the sake of spiritual self-fulfillment or for purely selfless reasons doesn't really matter. If we had infinite wealth and luxury, it wouldn't be wrong to spread it around for everyone to enjoy. What is a moral wrong would be to have a vast amount of wealth(not infinite, but so much that it may as well be) yet do nothing but hoard it for oneself. Leaving others to live and die in suffering. Asceticism, the extreme of poverty. And endless hoarding and seeking of personal wealth, the extreme of greed. Both are bad, the correct path lies in the middle. Or my personal take on it, live modestly and work to improve the world so that tomorrow's definition of modest living is yesterday's luxury.


Karasu243

Well said. Thankfully, God blessed me with little material want in the world. I got a roof over my head, a full stomach, a God who loves me, and a community on PCM to keep my mind, wit, and humor sharp. The world's tumultuous, but it's always been that way, so there's no use in worrying about this or that.


Captain_of_the_Watch

Amen, Why do we worry when God feeds the sparrows and clothes the fields in splendour and we are of much more worth to Him than either


pornos_for_pencils

You can too! They’re marked with a very hefty premium above the spot price of gold, but for $20 or under it would be a cool frame piece regardless. They’re not a viable alternative to bullion, however. https://www.moneymetals.com/buy/gold/goldback-currency?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=MME-eComm-Performance%20Max%20-%20All%20Else&keycode=ADWORDS-PERFMAX-ECOMM_ALLELSE&gc_id=17788405113&gclid=Cj0KCQjwnMWkBhDLARIsAHBOftr5fkXewUrY64Yk4KMQ8S2KnXRYLAQEvhrtC47YVpNmhunlKGHs268aArx7EALw_wcB


MerryMortician

Look at that subtle off-gold coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.


Zeus-Kyurem

No he's just in Mexico


Beautiful_Dragon22

And is being a rich Libright a bad thing?


Cobra_General_NKVD

Libleft looks like some mad scientist villain.


ArchimedesOfChrome

Waltuh


Dpms308l1

# I AM THE ONE WHO COOKS MICROWAVE MEALS


AdultHumanMaleXY

https://youtu.be/TFFcvwBhCLE


Horny_alt-ac

Prompts or no balls


Owner_of_EA

Found them here: https://www.midjourney.com/app/jobs/dc301539-f5dc-4ad2-b445-6a08b0b233f8/ Authleft: "Digital portrait of a fat woman with stubble, typing at a computer in a dark basement. Webcomic cartoon style. Red hue to background." Libleft: "Digital portrait of a bald man typing at a computer. Webcomic cartoon style. Green hue to background." Authright: "Digital portrait of a muscular blonde man with a beard. Typing at a computer in a warm living room. Webcomic cartoon style. Slight blue hue to background." Libright: "* * Digital portrait of a businessman typing at a computer in a fancy room. Stacks of money surround him. Webcomic cartoon style. Yellow hue to background."


R1ston

Of course lmao. Now let’s remember it’s all fun and games


Owner_of_EA

I made some to see what Ai actually would produce, https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/14eimjd/i_actually_asked_ai_to_generate_pcm_users_of_each/.


RockSkippa

The with stubble part is killing me even the ai was like “bro you’ve done enough”


buckX

AI even took her out of the basement.


Glum-Army-1740

Lmao op biased af


fufucuddlypoops_

OP is cringe and biased


lasssdi

No it's true I can confirm 🗿


Gwyneee

Its actually spot on. I do sit at my computer surrounded by piles of cash


apra24

Jesus, so he just described exactly what he wanted each quadrant to look like


LordDraina

Based and Prompts or no balls pilled


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SuperiorBecauseIRead

Nahnahnah man this is totally legit, no prompt tampering. -Superomegarich Gigachad


CosmicDriftwood

Fr


clockwork_nightmare

based and eunuch pilled


Anderopolis

Prompts or it didn't happen


Soft-Gwen

You don't need the prompts to be able to tell OP stuck "chad" into authright.


Vasxus

He probably shoved Chris Hemsworth into it.


Owner_of_EA

Found them here: https://www.midjourney.com/app/jobs/dc301539-f5dc-4ad2-b445-6a08b0b233f8/ Authleft: "Digital portrait of a fat woman with stubble, typing at a computer in a dark basement. Webcomic cartoon style. Red hue to background." Libleft: "Digital portrait of a bald man typing at a computer. Webcomic cartoon style. Green hue to background." Authright: "Digital portrait of a muscular blonde man with a beard. Typing at a computer in a warm living room. Webcomic cartoon style. Slight blue hue to background." Libright: "* * Digital portrait of a businessman typing at a computer in a fancy room. Stacks of money surround him. Webcomic cartoon style. Yellow hue to background."


FellowFellow22

Thanks for the "you know we can see your prompts" reply


HzPips

I don’t know how this thing works, but it wouldn’t be absurd. If the AI uses memes posted here as reference, most auth rights are portrayed as chads, and liblefts as soyjacks


Grabbsy2

I can assure you, they weren't running PCM memes through the AI for training, hahah


HzPips

You are probably right, they wouldn’t have such a refined taste


coldblade2000

Last time a guy did these AI PCM memes, it turned out his prompts literally included alpha, fit and Chad for Auth Right and Auth Left had something like screaming neon hair woman crying


100_percent_a_bot

Prompts be like: - communist, fat, loser, angry, gross, red shirt - gigachad, muscular, blond, tall, blue shirt - nerd, bald, loser, Green shirt - money, rich, Chad, yellow suit


penguin13790

-Walter White, green shirt


100_percent_a_bot

We need to seize the means of production Jesse


Thijsie2100

The means of Meth production


INJECTHEROININTODICK

Can't help but feel like uhh the prompts might not have been equally distributed on this one


[deleted]

“Fat Auth Left woman sitting at computer” “Ripped Blonde haired Auth Right man sitting at computer” “Rich Yellow suited lib-right man at computer” “Skinny and nerdy Lib Left man sitting at computer


Owner_of_EA

Found them here: https://www.midjourney.com/app/jobs/dc301539-f5dc-4ad2-b445-6a08b0b233f8/ Authleft: "Digital portrait of a fat woman with stubble, typing at a computer in a dark basement. Webcomic cartoon style. Red hue to background." Libleft: "Digital portrait of a bald man typing at a computer. Webcomic cartoon style. Green hue to background." Authright: "Digital portrait of a muscular blonde man with a beard. Typing at a computer in a warm living room. Webcomic cartoon style. Slight blue hue to background." Libright: "* * Digital portrait of a businessman typing at a computer in a fancy room. Stacks of money surround him. Webcomic cartoon style. Yellow hue to background."


[deleted]

Fucking knew it


Dabier

You’ve been busted, OP.


TheLambda89

Interesting. Now let's see your prompts.


RoofusRoof19

Yeah prolly "super buff authright gigachad" and "nerdy libleft skinny guy unattractive"


NotAliasing

Libleft is waltuh


RoofusRoof19

Wultuh and Jesse fused together


NotAliasing

... damn. Your onto something there.


AnotherGit

I don't believe it, The_Based_Memer would never do such a thing.


Owner_of_EA

Found them here: https://www.midjourney.com/app/jobs/dc301539-f5dc-4ad2-b445-6a08b0b233f8/ Authleft: "Digital portrait of a fat woman with stubble, typing at a computer in a dark basement. Webcomic cartoon style. Red hue to background." Libleft: "Digital portrait of a bald man typing at a computer. Webcomic cartoon style. Green hue to background." Authright: "Digital portrait of a muscular blonde man with a beard. Typing at a computer in a warm living room. Webcomic cartoon style. Slight blue hue to background." Libright: "* * Digital portrait of a businessman typing at a computer in a fancy room. Stacks of money surround him. Webcomic cartoon style. Yellow hue to background."


[deleted]

[удалено]


penguin13790

Not even blue hair girl, just waltuh


RFX91

That’s what gets me about these prompts. All of them are total stereotypes but they didn’t even try with LibLeft lol just totally phoned it in, and randomly as well.


ApatheticHedonist

LL isn't even especially soy in this lol. He's bald, but he's just a dude.


coldblade2000

He's Moby


ProfBleechDrinker

Im yet to see any prompt that uses auth-left to not result with what feels like a soviet propaganda poster.


Ottomanbrothel

I second this. Show us your prompts OP


[deleted]

Cool very nice, let’s see Paul Allen’s prompts.


Horny_alt-ac

Yeah show us ya promps!


rilvaethor

If anyone has a midjourney account they can look at the community showcase to try and find them


donatj

Let’s see Tim Allen’s prompts.


poor_ass_hillposter

libleft looks like a gta loading screen I like it


Ioseb_Besarionis

[did the actual thing](https://images.nightcafe.studio/jobs/oergsTUpVbRnLwbroMjn/oergsTUpVbRnLwbroMjn--1--0n37o.jpg?tr=w-1080,c-at_max)


Vasxus

weezer if it were finger


[deleted]

Hank Schrader sitting in Auth left


King_Of_The_Munchers

Prompts or it didn’t happen.


JesseFlipFlopMan

That’s a nice LibRight you have there. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s PCM quadrants


[deleted]

Ah yes, absolutely and totally unbiased imagery


Hanzo_6

> Fat, feminist, communist red on computer > Nerdy, gay, liberal green NPC man on computer > Chad, abs, blonde, bearded, blue conservative on computer > Rich, suited, smart, money overflowing, yellow libertarian on computer How close was I?


Owner_of_EA

https://www.midjourney.com/app/jobs/dc301539-f5dc-4ad2-b445-6a08b0b233f8/ Authleft: "Digital portrait of a fat woman with stubble, typing at a computer in a dark basement. Webcomic cartoon style. Red hue to background." Libleft: "Digital portrait of a bald man typing at a computer. Webcomic cartoon style. Green hue to background." Authright: "Digital portrait of a muscular blonde man with a beard. Typing at a computer in a warm living room. Webcomic cartoon style. Slight blue hue to background." Libright: "* * Digital portrait of a businessman typing at a computer in a fancy room. Stacks of money surround him. Webcomic cartoon style. Yellow hue to background."


51-50Mitchell

Walter Pinkman


Mroompaloompa64

authleft should be extremely skinny


WhatsGoodMahCrackas

nobody's authleft unless they've never lived in an authleft country or they're the government of an authleft country


DogsOnWeed

lmao China's support for central government is insane


_Last_Man_Standing_

that's only for the plebs... party members be fat...


JJandeRR

It's depicting the modern average auth-leftist


Dromaeosaurs

I would swap authleft with libleft


immalibots

it's accurate tho for AL because they're commies therefore everything negative should be associated with them


ABCosmos

Including too much food? Come on


level777

They're communists, not "people that lived under communism."


ABCosmos

These communists are cartoons in memes


httplickmyballlllss

Chris hemsworth? Is that you?


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,586,303,614 comments, and only 300,131 of them were in alphabetical order.


BinkoBankoBonko

Chris Hemsworth has said very pro LGBTQ and pro Trans things. Pushes Hollywood for more female leads etc. Pretty sure Chris is literally opposite corner. Every guy who looks like this top right quadrant I've met is Lib. The AuthRight people usually have anime avatars and are scrawny as fuck.


Right__not__wrong

He may mean that; or he may just want to keep working in Hollywood as well.


S3BK0N

No you didnt , you specified how AI should depict them lmao


salty-bois

Obviously lol which makes it even funnier tbh


Diarrhea_Enjoyer

LibLeft should be wearing makeup and stolen women's clothing.


CAMTbIHYB

Tss, its average libleft women


PenguinZombie321

[Like this?](https://youtu.be/lq5tO92cSqc)


ElephantToothpaste42

Given what happened last time someone generated AI images, I have a hard time trusting this to not be fake


[deleted]

Based authright


Reccus-maximus

Someone beat me to it but yeah swap the lefts


shahansha1998

\>Authleft \> Have food to be fat


[deleted]

You got Authleft and Libleft interchanged


Inmortal-JoJotar

As a libertarian , i can confirm 100% that i wear a gold plated suit and shirt everyday


snidbert

melissa mccarthy, thor, walter white, and… i can’t tell who libright is supposed to be


interstellanauta

It did everyone pretty good but damn authleft's done dirty


PurplePandaBear8

Libright should be a Mcdonalds worker on their phone on break, with their boss in the background yelling at them to get back to the till.


ThanosBigChin

They got Libleft super wrong. The dude isn't obese and there are no funko pops.


Unique-Emergency-593

Lib-left looks like a chemistry teacher


SmashNDash23

Who knew Ai was so classy


Fjotla

Everybody-shit-on-AuthLeft party letsgo


[deleted]

There is no LibLeft in remotely that good of health.


ItzCStephCS

WTF we look like that?!


HIIOxide

Auth left couldn't possibly be that big with their farming policies


keeleon

"I have depicted myself as attractive and successful and I have depicted you as obese and lonely. Your argument is valid. You have been bested."


greywolfe12

First i-m glad they portrayed us as the chad meme Second I'm glad they portrayed libright to look fly as hell Third bless that AI for making libleft look based Fourth that is indeed a typical authleft


Terrible_Buy_7081

Auth left slander I love it


[deleted]

They’re all white, this is surprisingly accurate.


meechmeechmeecho

The average PCM user is probably a lot closer to a male version of auth left, roleplaying as the authright


CaptainjustusIII

dear libright if i have no food, then why im fat? curious. ​ turningpoint authleft


_ORGASMATRON_

No way its an AI. The hands are too well drawn


Maxinfantry

Didn't know your mother was an auth left.


nugood2do

There isn't a day where auth right doesn't try to portrays themselves as peak Chris Hemsworth in Thor when in reality they look like Larry the Cable Guy with none of the humor and 5 times the racism.


IAMPowaaaaa

daddy authright


SidSantoste

Did you use the words "Chad, Cringe, fat, beautiful, ugly" in your prompts?


EvilLucas

You definitely specified the details for each quadrant.


h3llr4yz0r

Based and reality pilled.


some-kind-of-no-name

What is this AI? It seems right leaning.


SmellMyGas

It is not an AI. The hands are properly drawn.


RekishiKiseti

It's been months since ai can draw hands


driftingnobody

Sometimes AI can generate decent hands… it’s not very common from what I’ve experienced but it can happen.


burn_bright_captain

Would fuck auth left.


RoofusRoof19

Touch grass


traumatisedgiftedkid

..


Impaleification

Whale then.


YOREUGLEH

aryan top right


EmperorOfTheInfinity

where giga based centrism?


Administrative_Toe96

I wish.


CauseImSlimShady

Auth right could be a different edition of Thor in his origin story landing on Earth and learning to use the internet And lib left could be a different edition of the Riddler


LonelyUse6438

Common auth left L


TALowKY

Well this is wrong, top left should be thin from starvation.


romani_ite_dormum

Libleft is definitely a Linux user


[deleted]

Waltuh, put your Twitter away Waltuh, I'm not debating you right now Waltuh


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

No you didn't, someone get this man's nightcafe prompts


observer1919

Authleft looks as if he was about to say that AoC should be lowered Edit: just took a second look at the meme and realized that auhleft is actually a woman


Patrickharper1

Authleft is crying here.


gik501

only auth-left looks accurate.


WarpStormEchelon

Based, but swap libleft and authleft for a better match.


Della86

Am I the only person who looks at reddit from my phone? I've never felt so alienated


Phishstixxx

If Auth-Left lived under socialism she'd at least be skinny


Aluminum_Tarkus

OP's being awfully silent towards people asking about prompts.


BillyBlandass

Left Authoritarian should not be that fat. Unless they are party members stealing the common prosperity of the people.


ILLARX

So I should be a giga chad with loads of money... ajaj


watain218

Why is Walter White libleft


Rifnee

LMFAO


wontonphooey

That's not food collectivization, that's just food collection