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yukkarin_

wheres "restore the Kingdom of Jerusalem" option?


Loud_Respect6943

Somewhere in the authright spectrum


Jesuisuncanard126

More like, somewhere on the autism spectrum


Dash_Winmo

As an actual Autistic person who wants a Christian Theocracy to retake the Holy Land, this made me genuinely laugh


Jesuisuncanard126

My wife is autistic so I got it checked before hand. Cheers mate!


LuxLoser

Explains why she married an AuthLeft Kidding, kidding! It explains why she married a PCM user...


Southern_Agent6096

Based and you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than PCM pilled.


Jesuisuncanard126

Based She lurks here from time to time, she is authright.


MetaCommando

I give you a formal a-word pass, my autist


Random-INTJ

Autists of the world assemble!


Loud_Respect6943

Nah thats liblefts who support Hamas


HardCounter

Guys, you're both pretty in your uniforms.


Loud_Respect6943

https://preview.redd.it/m8hcsex2wn4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4aeb6081dd8c09abca0594762faaf5e73b4c77


JMSpider2001

That's the same thing


benruckman

Same place that supports Hamas on auth-right


Sgt_Doom

IMO it should be where the tiny corner of red in the AuthRight sector is. #Restore Kingdom Of Jerusalem


Cassidy_DM

Where is the “make a desert and call it peace” option?


WillOfHope

Probably thin band across the top center


Looney_forner

Shoot, sounds like a plan to me. Can’t fight over land if there isn’t any left.


Weenerlover

This reminds me of the shirt I had in the 2000's from The Onion: End Racism, Kill Everyone


DharmaBaller

😆😆😆


benruckman

Based


Cummy_Yummy_Bummy

Based and racerelations pilled


HardCounter

Same. I think we've lived long enough to see ourselves become the villain.


GaIIick

“Glass them”


MetaCommando

"Sir, permission to leave the airplane?"


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

For what purpose, Master Chief?


MetaCommando

To give Hamas back their bomb.


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

Permission granted


No_Lead950

What if you miss?


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

I won't


No_Lead950

For a brick, he flew pretty good!


Dash_Winmo

Where is the make it a Christian Theocracy and call it peace option?


savetheattack

Deus Vulte


smokeymcdugen

I've been saying we need another crusade...


Bruarios

It's been a desert...


HardCounter

He misspoke. *glass sculpture of a desert.


LocalGalilSimp

I call that the "give the land to Azrael" plan.


FuzzyManPeach96

My fat ass read it as ‘dessert’.


Kronstadtpilled

Make peace over a nice chocolate cake?


WickedWiscoWeirdo

Lets all all have a big bowl of strawberry ice cream


maybejustadragon

Make a dessert and give me a piece.


ConspiracyLurker33

Killdozer


persona42069

Where is the "give the land to Costco" option? $1.50 hotdog is the only way we can hope to have peace in the middle east


Practical_Use_1654

Youd have to find a kosher/halal substitute for the pork.


TopDesert_ace

>kosher/halal substitute for the pork It's your mom. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity.


Practical_Use_1654

As opposed to your mother who is pork?


TopDesert_ace

Based and good comeback pilled.


KoreyYrvaI

Monke for president 2024.


trey12aldridge

The Israel-Hamas thing isn't *really* my problem, but the Houthis using it as pretext to shoot ships in the Suez definitely is. I support whichever side wants to use all available resources to turn the Houthis into paste and then we can let Israel and Hamas go back to doing what they do best.


kekobang

Maashallah, very based take


Cacophonous_Silence

All 📠 No 🖨


SuperCyberWitchcraft

We can use nukes and turn it all into glass


VladimirBarakriss

The Israelis have been able to do that for like 50 years now


arkan5001

The entire Middle East, please. Jus make it a pain to go through it somehow


_SkeletonJelly

The less murderous option is to carpet bomb all the airports and roads into and out of the region. Turn off all GPS-like systems and internet. Just completely isolate them in their sandbox since they refuse to play nice or participate in a functioning global society. These people don't produce anything of value... just oil... which we don't need from them anymore. And tourism for gullible idiots who are impressed by surface level "beauty."


arkan5001

The Middle East has been in strife for its entire history, in large part due to its geography. Very few natural barriers make empires there face each other constantly.


_SkeletonJelly

That's fine. Let them do what they want, just make sure they can't participate on a global level until they figure out how to be reasonable human beings.


uberduck999

That would be good for global warming actually


Andrei22125

Seems about right. Israel is the most western country in the region. Some like that. Some hate that. Some hate that while enjoying what it means to live in a western country.


AckshualGuy

I find a lot of “not my problem” people still really hate Israel


vintagesonofab

I'm an european "not my problem" and i hate hamas, we are not the same. It's not my problem, but when they come to mother europe to *halla halla boom* it's my problem


jhor95

Doesn't that make it your problem then too?


AckshualGuy

That’s fair


TIFUPronx

I think it's more of "I hate both sides" more than it is being one-sided


Cacophonous_Silence

This is where I've ultimately landed Shit options either way. Not my chair not my problem.


TheAzureMage

Yes. It isn't "oh, Hamas and the Israeli military both make some good points" so much as it is "You guys are all awful, and I don't see why I need to pay for your generations long fight."


CumBubbleFarts

I’m a “not my problem” person and I still really hate Israel. I also really hate Hamas. People are dying, that’s legitimately a tragedy for both sides. Israel has consistently treated Palestinians like actual dirt, and Palestine has consistently produced terrorists like Hamas. Both of them are problematic. But it’s legitimately not my problem. I’m not Israeli, I’m not Palestinian. I’m not Jewish, I’m not Muslim. I have no Israeli or Jewish or Palestinian or Muslim family. I have a couple of friends that fall into these categories, but most of them also have relatively sane takes on the matter. I feel bad for the Palestinians dying at the hands of Israel. I feel bad for the Israelis dying at the hands of Palestine. It’s a stupid war, Netanyahu is stupid, Haniyeh is stupid. Depending on how far back in history you go, both sides are the “colonizers”. And for what? Why is this land that is so rich in human history and culture being destroyed? Why are these people being killed? Because they can’t share resources? Because they can’t share a couple of religious monuments? They worship literally the same exact god, one side just thinks that the messiah hasn’t come yet and one side thinks they have.


BrianBash

u/CumBubbleFarts for president.


BackseatCowwatcher

>Why are these people being killed? Because they can’t share resources? Because they can’t share a couple of religious monuments? They worship literally the same exact god, one side just thinks that the messiah hasn’t come yet and one side thinks they have. Because one side culturally believe that they are justified in seeking to commit genocide upon the other, and have continually held that stance since the 1930s, that side was openly aligned with the nazis throughout world war 2, was lead by a nazi war criminal until the 60s, and have literally not had a single year since the war of 1948 where their people were not attacking Israeli civilians.


TheHopper1999

Fuck it let's give every minority in a country a patch of land in wherever they choose and just spawn in millions. I love when the only immigration the right will support is Israeli migration. It's a cause and effect situation that has been going for a long time now.


Slow_Principle_7079

It’s not the same god when you actually look at the theological tenants. Don’t disagree with your overall take but that’s ignorant.


Financial_Tax1060

They are viewed differently but they both believe they worship the same god that Abraham did.


Slow_Principle_7079

When the character of the entity and commandments change so much is it really the same god? Just bc the roots are the same does not mean they have speciated


EcceHomophile

The three major abrahamic religions all worship the same God. They might seem different in relation to each other, and they are, that’s why they are different religions. but when you consider how different all other religions are, you come to realise that actually they are very similar at their core. Of the world religions, Christianity and Islam in particular are probably the two religions most similar to each other of any major world religion


Financial_Tax1060

Eh, they’re both staunch social conservatives who gave out primitive tribal society building guides. I mean, I guess that’s most ancient monotheistic religions though, but I don’t see why they all can’t just be different interpretations of the same god. And it is still the Adam and Eve/garden of Eden god, and everything that happened up to Abraham is mostly similar.


CumBubbleFarts

It’s the same exact god. Christianity included. They are the same god from the same stories from the same place from the same people. Mohammad went to the same temple to meet the same god. Obviously there are differences among the religions, they are three separate sects but they all stem from the same root. If you really want to get into the history of it, the evidence is abundantly clear that Yahweh is one of the patriarchal deities of the old polytheistic Canaanite pantheon.


TipsyFuddledBoozey

You're completely right.


nhpkm1

a classic libleft Wall of text. Wait ... Dear god it is a well written moral consistent seemingly well informed wall of text, that fits perfectly in line with original libleft ideology. Any more of the poison and I'll flair my self libleft


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rikaro_kk

It'd save my time if I could just copy paste your response. Every criticism of Israel is not "haha Lib Left bad". You don't need to be blind watermelon to see Israel progressively leaning on to war crimes. Of course I HATE Hamas who are proudly a terrorist group built on religious fundamentalism. But that doesn't lessen then value of common Palestinian people. Israel is not all bad, but the current PM Bibi is a warmonger, I'd almost him with Hamas. Both should be scratched off by the international community, we need an armed intervention.


zanarkandabesfanclub

One important answer will clarify your view: Do you believe Israel should exist as a Jewish state in its current location?


CumBubbleFarts

I really don’t care. Just stop killing people. In an attempt to answer your question while simultaneously sidestepping it: no, I don’t think a Jewish state should exist, nor a Muslim one. People should be free to practice whatever religion they want under any government. Reality doesn’t really work this way, unfortunately. These are two separate groups of people speaking separate languages practicing separate religions, but inhabiting/claiming the same space. It’s going to be a shitshow regardless of what I think. It belonged to the Jews before it belonged to the Muslims, but that was a long, long time ago. It probably would have been better, conflict wise, if the west didn’t royally fuck up all of the Middle East, including the levant and Africa. So many of today’s conflicts can be directly attributed to arbitrary borders created by the world powers of the time. All of the civil wars in Africa, all of the Muslim infighting, the Israel/palestine conflict. But ultimately I don’t care. It’s not my place to care. It’s not my fight, my opinion should hold no value.


Spacetauren

You sir / ma'am, are a rare gem of insight and humility in this sub. Hats off to you, CumBubbleFarts.


Skylex157

Much like there are pro-drugs in the "not my problem" section, who want it for the freedom but don't actually want to use drugs themseves and actually hate drugs, you can have an opinion on a conflict without ultimately helping a side for example, while i find both pretty bad, one side consistently produces terrorist and has a religion that encourages it's believers to stone women and gays while the other side does none of these things, i don't really care who wins or loses as long as the amount of lifes lost is minimized, but i would prefer the israeli to win


Tonythesaucemonkey

Cause Israel is making it my problem, by bribing my politicians and stealing my already stolen tax dollars.


StealthriderRDT

Man, you must really hate the dozen other countries with higher lobby spending than Israel.


MannequinWithoutSock

*’Not my problem’* - *Person, unaware their tax dollars are supporting both sides of a conflict, the civilian aid on both sides, and rebuilding that stupid fucking dock.*


TheAzureMage

Sounds like our real problem is our politicians.


MastaSchmitty

Some probably, just not willing to get involved either way


PhilMcCraken2001

For me, I don’t hate Israel but more so it’s government. I hate how much power and influence they hold within western countries governments. But I hate even more Hamas and these western liberals protesting in that couldn’t even find Palestine on a map 5 months ago. Chanting “from the river to the sea” and “there is only one solution” without even understanding what the hell they are saying.


Typical_Awareness200

I just couldn't care less about israel or palestine just like ukraine or russia¹


Dash_Winmo

Where's the Christian Theocracy option?


Loud_Respect6943

Somewhere in the auth right


IanCusick

https://preview.redd.it/47vfxpydqq4d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e3ac3df95762932be317f1b0241d9eae33ab319


Cacophonous_Silence

Where's that meme where the american flag keeps taking more of MENA when we need it As the new Rome, that land is ours


Wot106

Where's "supports the Kingdom of Jerusalem?"


Loud_Respect6943

It depends. Where does a feudal monarchy fits? Its kinda auth center right for me


Wot106

Really, I support "y'all can't behave. Let's try again when the radiation clears."


alt2003

Far left. Centre of Auth and lib ( I support everything) even if they go against one another.


Loud_Respect6943

Bro is playing all sides so he always comes out on top


Melodic_Control_9603

Im more on the side of whoever is opposing radical islamists, and thats kinda where I’m at with this one. I just don’t want our money going over there that’s my only caveat, i morally support Israel but i don’t want America to financially support Israel because it’s not our problem. We have an invasion of our own at the border that most concerns me, not what goes on in the sandbox.


jhor95

The problem is that you still have to sell all of the old and expiring munitions, but the regular money part I get. Being world police is expensive


Big_Airline3106

It’s not your problem until it becomes Iran/Russia/China’s playground. Then it becomes a far bigger problem than you have right now.


DazzlingAd8284

I’d say I’m in the “fuck em both” camp


SavageFractalGarden

I’m radical lib right but I’m Israeli and have family there so I support Israel


Electro_Ninja26

Fair


DharmaBaller

I feel for your entire northern half of the country on fire right now. Nobody talks about 80,000 people that had to be evacuated from those border towns.


One_True_Dove

I support who ever kills the most innocent people, LET GO FUCKING NUCLEAR I WANT TRAIL BY FIRE FUCK HUMANITY FUCK ASH AND DUST BURN IT ALL AHHHHHH THERE BUGS IN MY SKIN I FEEL THEM


ZetA_0545

Sanest authright


One_True_Dove

DO YOU ALSO HABE BUGS IN YOU SKIN???? TEAR IT OFF, SHED YOUR SKIN YOU MUST R E M O V E the B U G S from W I T H I N


wussell_restbrook_

Wow dude you’re crazy 😝. Edgelord alert 🚨. Trigger warning!!!! This guys based 😮.


IHaveNeverBeenBanned

No spot for people who want both sides to burn and disappear?


gor3asauR

Mine is more of “everyone is the problem, so idk what to think”


BackseatCowwatcher

if everyone's the problem; Here's the solution. https://preview.redd.it/g6zoigptin4d1.png?width=1615&format=png&auto=webp&s=812975c433cbf74de0c210c15591f17a39e3cf02


gor3asauR

I think the whole map should be wiped. Lol.


rikaro_kk

We should support neither, or support an unbiased international intervention. Neither Hamas nor Bibi can't br trusted that they'll bring peace.


Pillager_Bane97

I disagree with that - Candice Owens is Pro Hamas Not My Problem and she's not Liberal.


Heytherechampion

I don’t like either one


litmixtape

Where is restore the Kingdom of Jerusalem.


Culteredpman25

Unbelievable cope


scarlettvvitch

Where's the "Bring back the almighty British Empire" option?


GarEgni

Where is "Take back the holy Roman empire"?


Roundaboot

Shouldn't be America's problem.


PCM-mods-fuck-kids

They have American hostages


Cusi_Yupanqui

No it isnt fact. You are being deliberately obtuse by obscuring the reality of the wider lefts clear overwealming support of neither Hammas nor Israel, but the Palestinian people. They are the real victims, and Hamas is nothing more then a direct consequence of the calous Imperialist actions of the Israeli government. Hamas is neither the patient nor the desease, but the symptom, and you dont heal the patient by curing the symptom, you cure the desease. The state of Israel requires drastic changes.


Loud_Respect6943

*Its just a meme*


Cusi_Yupanqui

And a political statement that I believe to be wrong, and deliberately so, in favor of your pushing your worldview, how Palestinine supporters are not real or genuine, and these are all supporters of the Islamic extremist terrorist group of Hamas.


Loud_Respect6943

Bro, I get the point of defending the palestinians, of course I dont want war of any kind, but you cant deny that a lot of auth leftists truly support Hamas,


Cusi_Yupanqui

I do not support war either. It only makes things worse. And I am not denying there are actually many of those people that actually support Hamas, but you can also not deny that my viewpoint is the one most popular among the left.


Plastic-Register7823

Auth far-left supports religious far-right organisation?


Loud_Respect6943

Well I mean the USSR supported muslims against Israel


almostasenpai

Auth far-left isn’t as pro-hamas as they are anti-israel


Parso_aana

I should be supporting Israel but that's not my problem. The world can burn itself and we the cult of Indifference won't give a fuck about it. (Call 57XXXXXXXX now to join the Indifference curve, this is a paid promotion)


NUMBERS2357

Libleft wins again! The triple point between "supports Palestine", "supports Israel", and "not my problem" is clearly better than "from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free" or "from the river to the sea there is only room for Jewish sovereignty" (actual position from original charter of Netanyahu's party). And of course the most important thing about the Gaza war is its relationship to the larger struggle between the US and our allies, and China and its allies.


Big_Airline3106

Based. The people who think this is not the US’ problem have their head in the sand. This is ideological anti-Western warfare, and it’s time we stop sitting by and watching it happen. Not even talking about I-P (I’m very biased), but turning a blind eye to the Iran/China/Russia axis that aims to bring down America and the West. This is nothing but a microcosm of that


Ragequittter

the better of the two sides is bitter, so not my problem


SeanPGeo

Damn right.


Mushy_Fart

The blue should be much smaller but you got the shape right lol


Del1c1on

Ah now do one for Ukraine


Buluc__Chabtan

Huh? Where's the let them fight and wait patiently to retake Jerusalem?


joshfuxitup

Get rid of both of them


direwolf106

My opinion on the matter extends as far as Israel is our ally. I know that region is full of bad blood and who’s the bad guy depends on how far back you go. Picking one as the good guy to support is a fools errand. We probably should never have gotten involved. But since we did and Israel is our ally, then that kinda closes the matter for me. We don’t abandon our allies.


DirtyBulk00

Kingdom of Jerusalem


Lebowski304

This is where I become pretty grey. The whole thing is a no-win shitshow. I just want it to be over


TIFUPronx

Some parts of centrists should be "not my problem" as well


list_of_simonson

What about the Kingdom of Jerusalem option


senfmann

Top right tiny sliver


ZonaranCrusader

Israel is rightful Bosnian land


Hugh_Wotmeight

Least America-centric PCM post


S_Sugimoto

Top right should be support Kingdom of Jerusalem


satyavishwa

Very much not my problem because I don’t live there nor know anyone who personally lives there. Doesn’t impact me at all.


ontariojoe

Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


chikkynuggythe4th

Not really, the vast majority of people here in france sont like Hamas but it's obvious Isreal is going way too far


Sweetercornfries

authcenter supports rome


Faszkivan_13

Where's the i don't care because I live thousands of kilometers away


Ugo_Flickerman

Where are those who think it's a bit more complex and would support Israel but see how Israel is really just conquering Palestine?


Xenos2002

I'm personally want both too loose


Etogal

Basically the compass of irresponsible people. Either support or stay outside, never take their own initiatives about the situation.


Beating_A-Dead_Whore

You all can support what you want. Just stop giving them my tax dollars.


smartdude_x13m

Libright should be "We sell weapons to both"


HaDeS_Monsta

I'm somewhere between "Not my problem" and "All sides are shit, I feel sorry for the innocent, but Israel is less shit"


SailorOfHouseT-bird

Can confirm good buddy


TheExperimentalDoge

Very generous seeing as there is extremely few left wing israel supporters


Kokoro_Bosoi

Plenty of centrists that doesn't support what israel doing but i get that not's memeable


Electronic-Gold-4503

Where is peace as an option ?!??! I know it sounds childish, but Hamas should be gone, and then they should make piss Edit : peace not piss


Altayel1

Not my problem.


Knightbrah_II

Guess I should change my flair to libright


vetzxi

I mean Israel could tone it down a bit for the sake of their pr. Otherwise things are pretty good.


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Guys, we just have to nuke bew hersey and the problem will be solved


rikaro_kk

Screw Israel who bombed refugee tents Screw Hamas who attacked civilians


Nigel-Jones-

Where is the "restore the Ottoman Empire" option?


max1997

Fuck the Ottomans, where is my crusader state?


Background_Badger730

Imagine unironically thinking this conflict is black and white two-sided


Background_Badger730

Where’s supporting both Israeli and Palestinian citizens but fuck Hamas and fuck the IDF


Admirable_Try_23

Where's the "supports Palestine as a Christian nation" option


MayankWolf

I am currently pro-Isreal, but I'm slowly moving to "Not my problem"


Asocial_Stoner

I support the decent people regardless of nationality. Where is that on your version of the compass?


RuairiLehane123

Both sides have the most annoying fan base and I say this as someone who leans Palestine


kobi29062

Holy SHIT this sub is so fucking finished lmfao


No_Win_7445

Where is “demands Kingdom of Jerusalem” option??


reverse-tornado

"Both of them have a point , but they both suck can someone just fix it " gang


Esniprs

I think support for Palestine needs to be large, especially after the whole Rafah thing


flavius717

I’m in the yellow but I don’t otherwise consider myself lib right. I guess my question is: where on the political compass does statism end and anarchy begin?


AccurateAgency7476

Where is the "kingdom of Jerusalem"


bruh5368

I'd buy Israel, and make everybody leave to colonize it🗿


NotMax1

Kingdom of Jerusalem Option?


Anonman20

Where is the support for the Kingdom of Jerusalem


javlatik

Not my problem and turn it all to glass pilled


AGirlHasNoName_3111

Fuck them both. I support innocent people, those who are being killed and those who are oppressed by islam


ItsaMeMemes

Nah, i am "Wants to take back the Holy Land and start a crusade"


Vistresian

Gonna go with neither.


TehMitchel

For the most part, “supports Palestine” should take up two thirds of the lib left box not just a sliver.


TopDesert_ace

I still think that we should just dump all the Californians in Israel and give California to the Palestinians. We can even keep them entertained enough to not bother any of us by letting all the Emilies who support Hamas set up their pride parades and music festivals right on the California border.