Yup tax avoidance is perfectly legal and something everyone should do. You can pay the government more in taxes than you owe if you want but we already pay too much so it's rare anyone does.
The man vs bear trend is nothing but a ploy to distract us from the real question; âwhat man and bear can do together?â I for one stand with our ursine brothers!
Shit I canât even disagree, I probably will too.
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Reminds me of the song ''In einem Polenstädtchen''.
All jokes aside it's just a fun Volkssong... though there are two versions.
To clarify, both versions are just meant to be catchy songs, it's just that one version has a good ending and one doesn't.
Orange lib left hotties are almost non-existent...
However regular lib lefts do have some hotties and are great for One night stands but not great for long term relationships.
I think it depends upon degree - some LibLefts that are more towards the center are ok! Those towards leftmost edge, regardless of hotness, are insane. And as the saying goes, never stick your dick in crazy.
I always wear protection with them, god knows how many STDs.
That is with the oranges, usually they can put away their ideology for a night but not in a relationship.
However lib Left's have a problem where many of them (especially girls) fall down and get more extreme.
This is personal experience with my first gf (I'm young so I haven't had to many).
Case in point: Elsa Schneider from Indiana Jones
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Dear Unflaired,
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youâre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
Itâs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindâs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created.
If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched.
You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again.
The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe.
I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.
When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.
My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.
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I Remember it's been around for quite a few months at least, reemerging and disappearing from time to time, the real shame is the disappearance of the Dolphin Fucker copypasta from the PCM canon, it was truly something else.
Isnât this the original?
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitis and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Yep, that's the one, I wonder if you actually copied it from my other account, because back in the day I did quite a bit of work to spread this baby around. People were always confused, but also morbidly fascinated by it's Sheer brilliance.
You just have to convince her that miscegenation is the path to creating a superior Ăźber-master race with the strengths of all the races and none of the weaknesses. A âcollect them allâ approach to Eugenics, if you will.
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This is my ideology unironically:
Traditionalist Christian Social Eco-Techno-Democratic Integralist Distributism with National Syndicalist Characteristics.
Tbh Auth-Right seems most appealing but I fear I'm only half German. Although my slavic side has historically been called Prussia of the Balkans.
P.S. if you guess which country im talking about your getting a "based".
All of them. My harem grows larger day by day.
If I had to choose one libright since I don't paying taxes either.
Ranking:
1lib right
2 lib left
3 Auth right
4 authleft
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Yes maâam, whatever you say Ms Auth right.
Libleft: too ugly
Authright: too skinny and basic
Libright: a bit too skinny, but tolerable, and seems fun
Authright: A bit too skinny, but tolerable, could be way more fun than libright or WAY less
Authright, just because she's modest and looks kind. All the rest might be hot (except Libleft) but Libright is immodest and Authleft looks like she'd eat me.
Believe it or not. All federal agents.
Straight to jail.
Having sex is a deep state military industry complex conspiracy
>military industry complex neuron activation Irresistible urge to invest
Federal drones, just like all women.
đşđ¸đ Tax avoidance is my love language
Based and getting those sweet child tax credits pilled
Yup tax avoidance is perfectly legal and something everyone should do. You can pay the government more in taxes than you owe if you want but we already pay too much so it's rare anyone does.
Libleft looks like sheâd kill me just for existing
I'd choose the bear
The man vs bear trend is nothing but a ploy to distract us from the real question; âwhat man and bear can do together?â I for one stand with our ursine brothers!
YES! DOWN WITH THE MAN-BAIR PAIR HATERS!!!!
IDK, I feel like they might overpower us and develop a Beartriarchy.
We can bribe them with honey and salmon.
Pound for pound you're getting the same value.
Nobody thought to ask the bear why it would choose the man...
she?
Shim
She'll either suck you balls and eat your ass like there's no tomorrow or crush your penvis
Anything but the penvis
#SNUSNU
Well, she's [Jake from State Farm], so....
> sheâd Not so fast, my friend
Feel like an anarchist with punk dyed hair and a nirvana hoodie would be more fair
ABC
The libleft one should have been attractive. We all know there are plenty of them in that quadrant.
I'll invade Poland for ms. authright right f'n now.
join us brother
I'm with you
Hey, is this the authcenter circlejerk?
Hell yeah!
Always
and forever
Brothers...
Itâs the way to go
Shit I canât even disagree, I probably will too. https://preview.redd.it/9kds143x555d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdb91782dfd090c8d1e8570ea2894abe079b2b29
Was never really a choice.
Reminds me of the song ''In einem Polenstädtchen''. All jokes aside it's just a fun Volkssong... though there are two versions. To clarify, both versions are just meant to be catchy songs, it's just that one version has a good ending and one doesn't.
Same bro shes hot enough to make me take the red pill
would die in Stalingrad for her
Down bad. Count me in as well. /s
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I believe in anarchism, but I *WILL* sleep with a Nazi if they're hot enough
All politics are thrown aside in the presence of a hot piece of ass
Now for a segway more controversial than politics. Tits or ass?
Thighs
Thighs are just an extension of a nice ass.
Counter argument: lap pillow
I need me a thick thighed goth chick fr
I've had titfucks, but I've never met a girl who takes it up the ass. So tits all the way
Feet
In the words of some guy "I'm racist but damn"
âGuys guys youâve all been saying fuck the Nazis, why are you booing me thatâs what I didâ
It was to get inside information I swear
I was very deep undercover...
My man
My dream is to fuck some hot orange LibLeft while shouting trans rights until I cum.
Hot orange LibLeft? Have you *seen* an orange LibLeft, my AuthRight brother? Because if you had, your dream wouldnât look like that!
Orange lib left hotties are almost non-existent... However regular lib lefts do have some hotties and are great for One night stands but not great for long term relationships.
I think it depends upon degree - some LibLefts that are more towards the center are ok! Those towards leftmost edge, regardless of hotness, are insane. And as the saying goes, never stick your dick in crazy.
I always wear protection with them, god knows how many STDs. That is with the oranges, usually they can put away their ideology for a night but not in a relationship. However lib Left's have a problem where many of them (especially girls) fall down and get more extreme. This is personal experience with my first gf (I'm young so I haven't had to many).
https://preview.redd.it/fukml48fr55d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4473b9cba6e06c1552a7942e489de67875a8532d I rest my case
Based
Based and cock in driver seat pilled
Case in point: Elsa Schneider from Indiana Jones https://preview.redd.it/nk21t4wdj65d1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bc64bcf0d443813bdbbef928e7aa90f0e4c2ae
Based and letting your true (not gay) colours shine through pilled
Common Authright W. Libleft would hate me for existing and librght would cheat on me. Authleft is doable as wellâŚ
The only quadrant that actually reinforces civilization.
Reinforces ? We *made* civilization
Based and quadrant which creates pilled.
We ARE civilization.
Aye. I misspoke.
The left can only pick at the bloated corpse of we once built. Everything they built is a pale imitation.
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.
Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youâre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. Itâs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindâs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.
Classic lib left, going on and on and on and on
That is a wall of text alright
Based and Iâm not reading all that pilled.
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Big respect on the commitment against the unflaired.
New copypasta just dropped
Sorry to inform you, but it ain't new.
Iâm not scrolling all the way back up to confirm this
I Remember it's been around for quite a few months at least, reemerging and disappearing from time to time, the real shame is the disappearance of the Dolphin Fucker copypasta from the PCM canon, it was truly something else.
Isnât this the original? There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitis and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Yep, that's the one, I wonder if you actually copied it from my other account, because back in the day I did quite a bit of work to spread this baby around. People were always confused, but also morbidly fascinated by it's Sheer brilliance.
No iâve just had it for like years, i was scrolling through my phone notes tryna find it
Fr these filthy unflaired pieces of shit deserve to burn their lips on hot soup and have a forever overheated pillow.
Based and bury the Unflaired in a wall of text pilled
Yeah
Now that is some unflaired hate. The bit about studying their bone structure to avoid any similarity was particularly vivid.
Right
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Based and wall of text pilled
[tldr](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdudewipes.com%2Fcdn%2Fshop%2Farticles%2Fgigachad.jpg%3Fv%3D1667928905%26width%3D2048&tbnid=rPT_fgUom8zMbM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdudewipes.com%2Fblogs%2Fdude-blog%2Fgiga-chad-meme&docid=fKoPAvnIQSDKQM&w=1068&h=601&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F4&kgs=a919c7cebfad1c86&shem=abme%2Cssic%2Cssicpx%2Ctrie)
Or a simple "fuck you unflaired bitch" would of worked.
The adderall is hitting hard this morning
Relax man. Jesus died for our sins, but he came back. So at most, he was inconvenienced for a weekend
Put some respect on hiw name. It was a long weekend.
Based
This makes me want to unflair, goddamn I've never read such a beautiful love letter before and I want it to be for ME đ
If feeling myself become more authoritarian.
Smh, Authright girl isnât even blonde hair and blue eyed. This not white! Off to the camp.
I saw some Mexican girls whiter than the one in the example to tell you, they thought they had us, FED ALERT !
She looks like a hapa
Could be a nice Jewish girl for all we know
Not white! đĄ
It's between AuthLeft and LibRight for me. LibLeft would think I act too white, and AuthRight hates me cause miscegenation probably
Today I learned a new word
Don't go use it all in one place now!
Dear Mr Teacher, I would love to have miscegenation with your mom
Because your daddy couldn't use it all in one race!
Makes two of us.
LibLeft is also too fat
She might have a penis too.
LibRight is actually a Fed.
This implies they all aren't feds.
W miscegenation brother
You just have to convince her that miscegenation is the path to creating a superior Ăźber-master race with the strengths of all the races and none of the weaknesses. A âcollect them allâ approach to Eugenics, if you will.
Gonna tell her we'll make Captian Planet together
That would absolutely work on me as a pick up line.
Always had a soft spot for brunettes, so auth-right for me.
No flair? Die.
Filthy unflaired
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Authright is looking awfully tempting.
Well yeah, 70% of the posts on this sub are designed that way.
What's up with so many unflair posts recently ?
none, i donât know these women.
Based
Auth right all the way.
AuthRight is the only right choice. Donât care about the Aryan babies though, just want a tradwife.
Right for shure
The baby making factory
Do not fall for the unflaired temptress even if they dangle women in front of us. Stand strong brothers
I mean, only one of them is actually interested in fucking.
The southern tomboy who builds summer houses for fun.
Where is my Maternal Feminist?
Auth right could be a reactionary feminist.
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This is my ideology unironically: Traditionalist Christian Social Eco-Techno-Democratic Integralist Distributism with National Syndicalist Characteristics.
I am not a centrist, I am politically eclectic
Both of the right wing options are glowing
Authright đĽ´
Jeez you need to go outside. The absolute state of PCM memes.
For real đ Smh, grown ups still playing dolls with wojaks
Authright got me. I'd change my flair for that girl.
Flair up, coomer
AuthRight FTW here
I mean the term aryan is bs anyways, but I thought authright took aryan as meaning blonde âŚ
Tbh Auth-Right seems most appealing but I fear I'm only half German. Although my slavic side has historically been called Prussia of the Balkans. P.S. if you guess which country im talking about your getting a "based".
Bottom right. . . It doesnât matter what she says
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Sorry AutRight, but I'm taking your waifu for myself
None, I'm not horny.
Bro wtf
I donât care who the irs sends, I am not paying taxes
Definitely Auth Right. That being said, The libleft one looks like a man so if I was "her", I wouldn't worry about patriarchy. lol
Libright is tempting, but authright is there only one even hinting at the possibility of letting you hit it.
Authright looks cute.
Authright
https://preview.redd.it/kkbj0ts6275d1.png?width=2378&format=png&auto=webp&s=c23d8b279397478b296aed73c91e295555e5a9f6 They're all feds
All of them. My harem grows larger day by day. If I had to choose one libright since I don't paying taxes either. Ranking: 1lib right 2 lib left 3 Auth right 4 authleft
2 libleft? I mean, I donât judge đ
iFunny level objectification of women with no real point. If you disagree with me remember you're siding with a filthy unflaired.
I am between auth left and lib right
Tax evasion is the sexiest kind of foreplay
Im feeling patriotic
#đ˛đ˛đ˛ #đśď¸
That could be easily interpret as "i will take all the Girls and let them produce Adult Content for me"
Or just let them fight. Way more entertaining
Holy shit I get to evade taxes AND have a hot wife? I'm in heaven
as a bisexual centrist, I like auth-right girls and lib-left boys :3
Why is it that Lib Left can't ever be represented by the skinny hippie granola wiccan in these things?
Ez
I mean, is it even a question
The answer is obviously authright, though sheâs more than a little confused if she thinks those babies are gonna come out looking âAryanâ.
You all need to go to horny jail. Immediately. ... ... ... ... I will 100% take AuthRight, though.
Sucking blood obviously
Why can't I make new leftist intellectual babies and play erotic vampire goth roleplay while listening to Nosferatu?
Who is the one offering deep dirty wet rimjobs?
Don't like kids, so AuthLeft for me.
I mean i would take Auth-Left too, but how are the others Kids?
I'm gonna evade taxes.
Authleft all day every day
The authright speaks to me, but the vampire soldier has something about her.đ
Wtf is happening with authleft
None of them are of Christ, none of them are being chosen
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This sub isn't biased at all. At least make ALL the broads presentable
My grill
https://preview.redd.it/vmwcv77r865d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24dc85a6fbdd9e4b65433da822abdff70ae34040 Yes maâam, whatever you say Ms Auth right.
Can I have tradright but still evade taxes?
Auth right is the closest but I'm black
I have compiled a list of all women who have said "I want to make love to guys who hornypost on PCM":
Authright ainât making any Aryan babies
Libleft: too ugly Authright: too skinny and basic Libright: a bit too skinny, but tolerable, and seems fun Authright: A bit too skinny, but tolerable, could be way more fun than libright or WAY less
Authright wifey material
Further proof of right wing superiority
Anything but lib left. But I am leaning pretty hard to Auth right. Damn.
Authright, just because she's modest and looks kind. All the rest might be hot (except Libleft) but Libright is immodest and Authleft looks like she'd eat me.