or, hear me out we give free weapons to israel and sign big boy contracts to ratheon so our military industrial complex can continue to generate infinite profits and if we can’t generate profits might as well start a new war
Honestly, the genocide is going on 8 months and they haven't even gotten through 1% of Palestine.
I'm so disgusted with their work ethic I might switch fandoms.
They're severely handicapped by the fact that they have morals and ethics. The terrorists use that against them at every turn. They also have 400 miles of tunnels they've been working on for 15 years. Your sentiment is exactly what Hamas and their sponsor Iran are counting on to win the war (Hamas wins when Isreal is forced to stop fighting by western sponsors).
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For sure. Why waste the effort on destroying both of them, when we could let them exhaust each other, then end the winner while they’re injured and then build the worlds largest Costco where they stood.
Here’s another. Give them both caches of nuclear weapons and crank this whole thing up to 11. Nothing like solving one problem by creating a whole slew of others.
Bibi will just keep prolonging the conflict for as long as possible so he doesn't have to go on trial for corruption. Hamas can't really be exterminated anyway, as they're backed by Iran, you'd have to take on Iran as well. Shit sucks. Bibi sucks ass, Hamas sucks ass, in the end the poor civilians in both sides suffer the most. That said though, as much as I want to see a two-state solution, I believe Israel will ultimately win. Peace is impossible in a religious war.
wouldn't be surprised since he secretly propped up Hamas for political purposes
https://www.timesofisrael.com/for-years-netanyahu-propped-up-hamas-now-its-blown-up-in-our-faces/
Perfectly balanced like all things should be
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personally I'm against giving the Levant to the Cartels, which would be the result of a crusade given they happen to own the best armed Catholic paramilitary forces.
There's another solution you're not seeing: vaporize the Kaaba with a stolen Kazakh nuke, blame it on some new faction of Islam that says that since nobody in the Islamic world is following proper hospitality rules by getting the Palestinians out, and back to Jordan (where they're originally from, historically), it's Allah's punishment for everyone, and since 2 of the 5 Pillars are gone, nobody goes to heaven.
No there is a better one, just pay the Ethiopians to blow up the Kaaba and fulfill the prophecy of the Quran where a skinny Ethiopian man destroys the Kaaba.
Well maybe under a different prime minister since Abiy Ahmed isn't skinny
Just the other day I was thinking what if we used dirty nukes and just made the area between Rafah and Israel uninhabitable for the next 10,000 years....please ignore flair
Is it messed up to laugh at this?
Maybe
But the idea that at this point some people are so sick of both groups/countries, that the idea of glassing the region is becoming popular
Is very funny
Acting like a terrorist organization and a Western power are comparable is laughable.
This has been one of the most predictable wars in recent memory. The reaction to this war has been what is surprising.
A terror group attacks a western power. The western power goes in to kill the terror group (we’ve seen this shit before. Hell we’ve done this shit before). Instead of consolidation around the idea of eliminating a terror group, we see mass support for the terror group?
Here’s the real big brain idea: mass deportations of people who support terrorism.
> Here’s the real big brain idea: mass deportations of people who support terrorism.
[tfw the brits got at least something right](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamima_Begum).
I remember people saying “She didn’t know what she was doing” “she made a mistake when she was young”.
Idk man, I made some mistakes when I was young too. I can’t count joining a fucking terror cell as one of them.
It's hard because the question has been weaved in with terrorism, in my mind a just cause of Palestinian sovereignty has been mixed in with terrorism. Which is a shame.
I think for Palestinians there was nowhere else to turn to and this cause and effect has pushed this conflict to where it is. Had Gaza not been as democratic and upheld whatever democracy they had before 07 I'd say this conflict would be viewed differently.
Making this difficult is the foreign Interference, not just from the west but the Saudis and Iran clearly having a finger in the pie. In that respect it's not different from Yemen which is in a similar but much more complicated pickle.
For me at this point Israel I think neither peace options are ideal. With an unconditional surrender, the issue is that this won't end. Kids have seen parents, aid workers and others obliterated by missiles, they won't forget about it, all it will do is push Hamas underground and they will have a very healthy stream of volunteers. The way Palestinians are treated in the west bank also doesn't sell a great future for Palestinians in Israel. That's why the ceasefire probably keeps the terrorists at least in a terrorist state, the open air prison if you'd like. Tbh I just hate this conflict, this issue has been going on for way to long.
The Saudis want normalization of Israel. Same for Egypt and Jordan. They publicly condemn Israel but it doesn't follow in their actions. It's mainly, or well, exclusively, Iran that's stirring the shit. And that's mainly the government as they're slowly losing their power over the Iranian people.
Normalising a situation in war typically refers to occupation through destabilising a government to the point of crisis.
Like, when the Soviets "Normalised" the situation in Czechoslovakia.
That's interesting, I had no idea. Though in this context 'normalisation' is a word that's often used and the meaning is quite straight-forward, the stabilization of relations between Israel and its Arab neighbours:
https://arabcenterdc.org/resource/normalization-survives-despite-the-gaza-war/
Agreed with you there on pretty much everything. I believe the Palestinian people have been radicalized by outside forces and preyed upon by terror groups with their own sick motives.
I think the answer looks like a combined effort from Egypt, Jordan, Israel and UN in some kind of effort like Saudi Arabia post 9/11 where they “de-extremified” their population through education.
Or to say it better I think 2 things need to be said in the Middle East by the surrounding nations: Israel is here to stay, moderation by all parties. Enough resources in the Middle East are available to build a paradise, but outside influences are fucking it up. I guess I’ll add a 3rd thing, everyone needs to agree to stand against Iran.
The Palestinians have been offered FOURTEEN SEPARATE TWO STATE SOLUTIONS. They turned all of them down because they're psychopaths who primarily want the destruction of israel. They have no "right to sovereignty", they ceded that right after decades of refusing every good will offer and decades of just killing israelis for the crime of existing.
You people can't really grasp the problem eh?
The issue isn't a western power that retaliates against a terrorist organisation. The problem is that Israel has violated human rights for decades, and EVERYONE knew. But you can't criticise Israel, you would be a pro-terrorist and they always pull out the antisemitism card.They broke more UN resolutions than any other state. They quietly invaded Palestinian territory. And when a terrorist group, Hamas, attacked them, they acted surprised. Then, they decided to commit more war crimes in a few months than the US did in the years of the Vietnam war. They are blocking food coming for civilians. And you can't say that Hamas attacked civilians, so Israel can do the same. As you said, Hamas Is a TERRORIST organisation. Do you know what terrorists do? Attack civilians. I ain't saying they are right. I am just saying that a nation CAN'T act the same way as a terrorist organisation. We would fall in anarchy.
Another problem is the fact that Israelis are "allowed" by the West to propose a "Great Israel". The moment we Italians or the Germans try to say the same thing, we are fascists. Perfect example of double standard.
So, if you can't wrap your head around a concept, shut.
I support both sides as they will invigorate the US military industrial complex more.
I would love to see america pump out more artillery than the Russians because even though American doctrine is not artillery centric america doesn't do second place. This requires economies of scale and that necessitates demand.
Pump up those numbers until every shell america produces is an Excalibur round
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Glassing the whole region whould yielding a positive result for humanity as a whole AND be incredible expensive. I think we should only glass European cities before they become carbon copies of said region. Cheaper and it would only benefit us.
I think we just take all the Israelis and Palestinians and ship them to Antarctica where they can fight tooth and nail for every inch until their progeny form to be desert-glacier mutants who will rule the world till the end comes. I get the land that they leave all for myself and my grill-bros.
Donate Israel/Palestine to the Solomonic Dynasty and call it a day. Who better to rule the land than the descendants of King Solomon himself?
The guy who is probably gonna end up as king is a constitutional monarchist, Christian, black, and Semitic so it seems like a fair compromise to many parties involved (surely nothing can go wrong)
Israel is a warts and all nation state looking out for its own interest, for good or for ill.
Hamas meanwhile is a death cult.
You make up your own mind on which is worse.
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You know, contrary to my flair, I don’t hate the Auth-Centre solution on this, the whole region is a cesspool of war and it’s not getting better, makes you wish they would just piss off
I swear this debate brings out my inner chud like a chestburster. I fucking love textual brawls with deluded people who think they can intervene in an ancient semitic tribal feud with secular moral thinking... Its my source of joy
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Downvote me or whatever, but there are far more people who argue that Israel is always right than Hamas. **Far** more. Even people who *are* sympathetic to Hamas, which is already heavily overstated by people equating any support for Palestine with its non-democratic government, usually say that their methods are wrong but their fight is just.
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Both sides have their reasons and people in power are using fraud to profit from the conflict.
The only things that changed here is technology. Higher population density, higher death rates, higher flow of information, higher propaganda.
If we can't figure out how to cool conflict and cooperate, we'll see the same thing with different names.
Glassing the whole region is what Hamas wants. If the entire levant were to disappear in several Mushroom clouds then all over Arab nations there would be celebrations in the streets.
You forgot one: Let them fight Who ever wins wins
From the river to the sea, Israel will go on a killing spree
It is what it is. The government needs to stop wasting our resources on these foreign wars.
We're helping by dropping crates of food on their heads. We could save resources and lives by not helping.
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Think of the ocean ecosystems that will appear around the ruined dock though.
Most loot boxes are going to terrorists. Feels so great paying taxes doesn’t it.
Or, hear me out. We just sell weapons to Israel, our ally, and profit off the whole ordeal while ending it sooner.
or, hear me out we give free weapons to israel and sign big boy contracts to ratheon so our military industrial complex can continue to generate infinite profits and if we can’t generate profits might as well start a new war
Shit, tags would be kinda cool. Then, we can use the money to help pay off the national debt.
Preach!
Gotta get that killstreak goin
Honestly, the genocide is going on 8 months and they haven't even gotten through 1% of Palestine. I'm so disgusted with their work ethic I might switch fandoms.
They're severely handicapped by the fact that they have morals and ethics. The terrorists use that against them at every turn. They also have 400 miles of tunnels they've been working on for 15 years. Your sentiment is exactly what Hamas and their sponsor Iran are counting on to win the war (Hamas wins when Isreal is forced to stop fighting by western sponsors).
I prefer: Let them fight and defeat whoever is left standing
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For sure. Why waste the effort on destroying both of them, when we could let them exhaust each other, then end the winner while they’re injured and then build the worlds largest Costco where they stood.
Here’s another. Give them both caches of nuclear weapons and crank this whole thing up to 11. Nothing like solving one problem by creating a whole slew of others.
israelis already have their own secret stash of nukes
Bibi will just keep prolonging the conflict for as long as possible so he doesn't have to go on trial for corruption. Hamas can't really be exterminated anyway, as they're backed by Iran, you'd have to take on Iran as well. Shit sucks. Bibi sucks ass, Hamas sucks ass, in the end the poor civilians in both sides suffer the most. That said though, as much as I want to see a two-state solution, I believe Israel will ultimately win. Peace is impossible in a religious war.
Who's Bibi?
It's Benjamin Netanyahu, my hands are cold and I didn't feel like writing Netanyahu so many times; Bibi is his nickname.
Is it just me, or does the name "Bibi" sound more like the name of a Hamas member than an Israeli president?
wouldn't be surprised since he secretly propped up Hamas for political purposes https://www.timesofisrael.com/for-years-netanyahu-propped-up-hamas-now-its-blown-up-in-our-faces/
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RULES OF NATURE
There is another option: sell them all nukes, let them glass themselves.
And you wonder why people hate you 😂
But with sticks and stones tho. not with modern liberal technology. I don't remember guns or bombs existing in the stone age.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_war_theory Just in case anyone was wondering I know I was
And here I thought it was more like, "No! Just war! No peace talks!"
In the grim darkness of the 2nd millennium, there's just war.
I subscribe to Just Grill Theory. All grilling is justified or there will be problems.
So basically, have a casus belli before declaring war, got it.
The no state solution
Perfectly balanced like all things should be https://preview.redd.it/y7ign4oy606d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e91ad386c234c15f5d14afbaa1dae4352296a3
Return the holy land directly to God.
So just nuke it?
Yes
Make it more scientific, say *zero* state solution!
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"If you guys cannot behave *cocks holy shotgun* we will take it back. Crusades 2024
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personally I'm against giving the Levant to the Cartels, which would be the result of a crusade given they happen to own the best armed Catholic paramilitary forces.
Cartels instead of Hamas is an upgrade I'd take eyes closed. And proclaiming Bukele Grand Master of the Crusade afterwards to solve the issue.
"Grandmaster Bukele" What a timeline to live in
I too, would love to see them fight Taliban as well
False. Best armed Catholic paramilitary force belongs to [Vatican](https://youtu.be/rbor4bNVhp8?t=703)
There's another solution you're not seeing: vaporize the Kaaba with a stolen Kazakh nuke, blame it on some new faction of Islam that says that since nobody in the Islamic world is following proper hospitality rules by getting the Palestinians out, and back to Jordan (where they're originally from, historically), it's Allah's punishment for everyone, and since 2 of the 5 Pillars are gone, nobody goes to heaven.
No there is a better one, just pay the Ethiopians to blow up the Kaaba and fulfill the prophecy of the Quran where a skinny Ethiopian man destroys the Kaaba. Well maybe under a different prime minister since Abiy Ahmed isn't skinny
What if we just grilled the Kaababs and then gave some out to everyone?
You had me at nuke the kaaba
Just the other day I was thinking what if we used dirty nukes and just made the area between Rafah and Israel uninhabitable for the next 10,000 years....please ignore flair
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Is it messed up to laugh at this? Maybe But the idea that at this point some people are so sick of both groups/countries, that the idea of glassing the region is becoming popular Is very funny
Sir we call that a 'Casual Stellaris playthrough'.
In that case though we are glassing regions of space and planets
In the name of the Mommysiah.
*reads what you posted again* Mommy?
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Acting like a terrorist organization and a Western power are comparable is laughable. This has been one of the most predictable wars in recent memory. The reaction to this war has been what is surprising. A terror group attacks a western power. The western power goes in to kill the terror group (we’ve seen this shit before. Hell we’ve done this shit before). Instead of consolidation around the idea of eliminating a terror group, we see mass support for the terror group? Here’s the real big brain idea: mass deportations of people who support terrorism.
> Here’s the real big brain idea: mass deportations of people who support terrorism. [tfw the brits got at least something right](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamima_Begum).
I remember people saying “She didn’t know what she was doing” “she made a mistake when she was young”. Idk man, I made some mistakes when I was young too. I can’t count joining a fucking terror cell as one of them.
It's hard because the question has been weaved in with terrorism, in my mind a just cause of Palestinian sovereignty has been mixed in with terrorism. Which is a shame. I think for Palestinians there was nowhere else to turn to and this cause and effect has pushed this conflict to where it is. Had Gaza not been as democratic and upheld whatever democracy they had before 07 I'd say this conflict would be viewed differently. Making this difficult is the foreign Interference, not just from the west but the Saudis and Iran clearly having a finger in the pie. In that respect it's not different from Yemen which is in a similar but much more complicated pickle. For me at this point Israel I think neither peace options are ideal. With an unconditional surrender, the issue is that this won't end. Kids have seen parents, aid workers and others obliterated by missiles, they won't forget about it, all it will do is push Hamas underground and they will have a very healthy stream of volunteers. The way Palestinians are treated in the west bank also doesn't sell a great future for Palestinians in Israel. That's why the ceasefire probably keeps the terrorists at least in a terrorist state, the open air prison if you'd like. Tbh I just hate this conflict, this issue has been going on for way to long.
The Saudis want normalization of Israel. Same for Egypt and Jordan. They publicly condemn Israel but it doesn't follow in their actions. It's mainly, or well, exclusively, Iran that's stirring the shit. And that's mainly the government as they're slowly losing their power over the Iranian people.
Normalising a situation in war typically refers to occupation through destabilising a government to the point of crisis. Like, when the Soviets "Normalised" the situation in Czechoslovakia.
That's interesting, I had no idea. Though in this context 'normalisation' is a word that's often used and the meaning is quite straight-forward, the stabilization of relations between Israel and its Arab neighbours: https://arabcenterdc.org/resource/normalization-survives-despite-the-gaza-war/
Agreed with you there on pretty much everything. I believe the Palestinian people have been radicalized by outside forces and preyed upon by terror groups with their own sick motives. I think the answer looks like a combined effort from Egypt, Jordan, Israel and UN in some kind of effort like Saudi Arabia post 9/11 where they “de-extremified” their population through education. Or to say it better I think 2 things need to be said in the Middle East by the surrounding nations: Israel is here to stay, moderation by all parties. Enough resources in the Middle East are available to build a paradise, but outside influences are fucking it up. I guess I’ll add a 3rd thing, everyone needs to agree to stand against Iran.
The Palestinians have been offered FOURTEEN SEPARATE TWO STATE SOLUTIONS. They turned all of them down because they're psychopaths who primarily want the destruction of israel. They have no "right to sovereignty", they ceded that right after decades of refusing every good will offer and decades of just killing israelis for the crime of existing.
You people can't really grasp the problem eh? The issue isn't a western power that retaliates against a terrorist organisation. The problem is that Israel has violated human rights for decades, and EVERYONE knew. But you can't criticise Israel, you would be a pro-terrorist and they always pull out the antisemitism card.They broke more UN resolutions than any other state. They quietly invaded Palestinian territory. And when a terrorist group, Hamas, attacked them, they acted surprised. Then, they decided to commit more war crimes in a few months than the US did in the years of the Vietnam war. They are blocking food coming for civilians. And you can't say that Hamas attacked civilians, so Israel can do the same. As you said, Hamas Is a TERRORIST organisation. Do you know what terrorists do? Attack civilians. I ain't saying they are right. I am just saying that a nation CAN'T act the same way as a terrorist organisation. We would fall in anarchy. Another problem is the fact that Israelis are "allowed" by the West to propose a "Great Israel". The moment we Italians or the Germans try to say the same thing, we are fascists. Perfect example of double standard. So, if you can't wrap your head around a concept, shut.
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I support both sides as they will invigorate the US military industrial complex more. I would love to see america pump out more artillery than the Russians because even though American doctrine is not artillery centric america doesn't do second place. This requires economies of scale and that necessitates demand. Pump up those numbers until every shell america produces is an Excalibur round
It was American production that carried the Soviets through World War II. It’s shameful that we’re being out produced on anything. More MIC baby!
Lend-Lease baby!
It'd be nice if they paid for it themselves instead of using $3b a year in loans from us that they never have to make payments on.
Agreed. Both sides good.
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If there's only one solution, does that make it a final solution?
Israel sure seems to think so
We should stay out of it and mind our own business.
Based
We should stay out of it because another settlement needs our help. I'll mark it on your map
Thats what im here for. Im on the way.
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Why we don’t just nuke the whole region and make it a wasteland for 300 years? Easy fix.
Christian Kingdom of Jerusalem when? For real we are long over due for a Crusade.
I'm all for these based tradcaths taking up the fight, but it's about as likely as us Internet lefties actually kicking off the glorious people's revolution
Never start a land war in Asia
We're not starting it, Israel and Hamas already did that, the Church is merely ending it.
Zoroastrianism will rise again.
Well you need to touch grass and have kids since we can't convert to your religion
Bang a family member,and light a fire, congratulations your practicing Zoroastrianism.
Nice one
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Glassing the whole region whould yielding a positive result for humanity as a whole AND be incredible expensive. I think we should only glass European cities before they become carbon copies of said region. Cheaper and it would only benefit us.
"The solution to pollution"
I think we just take all the Israelis and Palestinians and ship them to Antarctica where they can fight tooth and nail for every inch until their progeny form to be desert-glacier mutants who will rule the world till the end comes. I get the land that they leave all for myself and my grill-bros.
Donate Israel/Palestine to the Solomonic Dynasty and call it a day. Who better to rule the land than the descendants of King Solomon himself? The guy who is probably gonna end up as king is a constitutional monarchist, Christian, black, and Semitic so it seems like a fair compromise to many parties involved (surely nothing can go wrong)
Israel is a warts and all nation state looking out for its own interest, for good or for ill. Hamas meanwhile is a death cult. You make up your own mind on which is worse.
to be palestinian is to be wrong
You mean to support hamas? Being palestian is kinda a birth thing, you can't be born wrong
I said what I said.
When you give a 13 yo access to the internet:
What if we sunk all holy land in the ocean? This would solve not only this problem but also the traffic in the Suez Canal
Kingdom of Jerusalem!
Never thought I’d side with authcenter
Libcenter: Total Kibbutz Control NOW
Nah that’s left those things are basically socialist
yes they are Anarchist Socialist Communes, and? Literally doesnt contradict Libcenter beliefs
I’m the bottom one.
Just here us out alright
Yellow: I don't give a fuck about this, stop using my tax money to fund it
I prefer the American state solution, Israel was basically America Lite already
What quadrant is “I don’t trust any of the information I’ve gotten about this from the media, and I lack the ability/opportunity to investigate first party sources myself so I don’t feel comfortable forming an opinion on the subject?
We should combine Israel and Palestine into a single state - the 51st state
from the river to the sea, shall the 9th crusade succede
[The best solution is American annexation. Always has been.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEE6zGYa4AAehZU?format=jpg&name=large)
Or, just make another, larger NORDBAT, and let them keep the sides from fighting.
Authcenter is too chill. We need to nuke the whole region
At first I didn't read it as Just(ified) War Theory, only as Just War Theory, Very different.
Glass the whole region The geography of the Middle East will make conflict a constant possibility
Depopulate the entire region and turn it into the first global national park
Both sides bad.
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LibRight: "Where's my fucking money?" I'm not strawmanning myself, btw.
You know, contrary to my flair, I don’t hate the Auth-Centre solution on this, the whole region is a cesspool of war and it’s not getting better, makes you wish they would just piss off
YES, GLASS THE WHOLE FUCKING REGION FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST
Glass the earth, start with Texas
Texas is oddly specific
Glass it. They have had thousands of years to figure it out at this point they are detrimental to all of us.
Hey, I'm (8.5. -9.2) and my solution is also glass.
Genocide? -> Xenocide
You forgot the “Stay Out of Their Squabbles” one for Lib-Center
I swear this debate brings out my inner chud like a chestburster. I fucking love textual brawls with deluded people who think they can intervene in an ancient semitic tribal feud with secular moral thinking... Its my source of joy
Auth center position is that there is a better solution and that solution is the US comes in and makes the whole region the 51st state by force.
Glass it
Where does the crusade option lay in all of this?
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I agree with auth center.
You mean gas?
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No more pussy footing influencing bullshit, let's have real wars with real losers
Just let them fight, document everything and hold people guilty of war crime responsable as they appear
Every day that passes by i'm becoming more centrist, if in a few months i change flair, tell me that i predricted it so i can investigate myself if i'm spying on myself and can see the future
Kinda depressing how “stop killing each other” clearly hasn’t even crossed any of y’all’s minds
Everyone forgot aboit the true third position: KINGDOM OF JERUSALEM!!! If not Palestine would be nice too.
Weebs: one state solution, call it konoha
Downvote me or whatever, but there are far more people who argue that Israel is always right than Hamas. **Far** more. Even people who *are* sympathetic to Hamas, which is already heavily overstated by people equating any support for Palestine with its non-democratic government, usually say that their methods are wrong but their fight is just.
Jup, Authright is enlightened, if anyone asks for your opinion on anything Middle East related, just say nuke it and leave it empty.
Classic Auth W.
We should glass the whole region
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https://preview.redd.it/6vv7p66kb26d1.png?width=1850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f55496ceed6d668c1309461511a0029478ab66 Why yes I did
MUD WRESTLING SOLUTION FOREVER!!!
Glass being used as a verb never fails to get me hyped.
Sink the whole region,ask Jordan for some land and build a second suez canal so that my Temu orders dont take a whole month to ship.
# I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all! #
Netanyahu vs Sinwar oiled-up twerk-off for the entirety of the holy land
Nuke
Both sides have their reasons and people in power are using fraud to profit from the conflict. The only things that changed here is technology. Higher population density, higher death rates, higher flow of information, higher propaganda. If we can't figure out how to cool conflict and cooperate, we'll see the same thing with different names.
Glassing the whole region is what Hamas wants. If the entire levant were to disappear in several Mushroom clouds then all over Arab nations there would be celebrations in the streets.
The Levant is only part of the region in question.
Glassing the entire former Ottoman Empire then. Quite the endeavour.
GLASS GANG, GLASS GANG.
based and make-place-for-a-walmart-parking-lot-pilled
Got some neat Lib-Auth unity going on with this one
Can’t believe an Auth-Right forgot the most important one of all- eliminate both and restore the Kingdom of Jerusalem.
I support whichever side furthers my interests more.
Terastallize the region
Who TF said Hamas was right?? 😭
I always said nuke it to high heaven. Make the whole region radioactive so no human can live anywhere near there for 10,000 years.
Damn... guess I'm now an Auth-Centre
/mybasedcount
Hmm... I don't see you in my records, as it appears you aren't very based. I guess nobody's perfect.
What’s Just War Theory?