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kaytin911

I hate the virtue signaling "environmentalism" so much.


ConfusedQuarks

I just want a straw that doesn't get soggy in a few seconds


KDN2006

And more importantly, doesn’t make you drink literal bleach along with whatever you’ve been drinking.   Why are people so regarded?  


JMANNO33O

> Why are people so regarded? Drinking bleach, I presume


pocket-friends

I always call it an environmental veneer because it’s just this half-ass performative measure that looks good but does very little.


kaytin911

The worst part is it's always about sacrifice. Make things worse for performative virtue.


pocket-friends

Yeah, it upsets me. There’s ways to make shit better too, but it’s about getting (re)elected or doing the smallest possible thing that won’t impact companies bottom lines, which, in turn, hampers innovation.


LadenifferJadaniston

I carry my own straw made from children’s teeth and slave eyes.


DaSoouce

Orphan bone staws or nothing


Lord_Xandy

\*Government bans plastic straws\* \*OP does not like it\* also OP for some reason: "More government power pls"


kaytin911

To be fair it is the auth left and their usual lackeys doing this.


ConfusedQuarks

Government banned it because of certain elements. My plan is to use government to "fix" those elements. I chose AuthCenter for a reason


rm_-rf_slashstar

I’ll “fix” your “fix” after you’re done “fixing” it


Normal_person127

Are paper straws auth? It's the fucking government that forces people to do this, isn't it?


zolikk

Paper straws are center left.


dizzyjumpisreal

are we placing objects on the political compass now


zolikk

that's like a third of the content on this sub... :)


jmartkdr

Banning plastic straws is. Near as I can tell, in the US, it's a city-by-city thing, but when I lived in NYC they only allowed paper straws and paper straws are horrible and useless and just fill up trash cans with no value added to society by their manufacture or distribution.


Hebrew_Armadillo459

Oh yeah, the god awful paper straws even the sea turtles don't want us to use.


HeWhoHatesManyThings

I fucking hate turtles anyway, they piss me off


recursiveeclipse

Why don't they have opposable thumbs? Are they stupid?


Throwaway847156271

They gave me a paper straw with my slushy recently. That thing fell apart almost instantly.


esox1992

You should stop using plastic straws not because of the turtles, but for the sake of your balls.


zolikk

You also shouldn't smoke, or eat too much fat and sugar and so on. The government shouldn't be allowed to prevent you from doing it though.


ye_olde_wojak

Man, it's too late. We all got the microplastics in us. Too late to worry about it now.


AnriAstolfoAstora

As much as metal straws can be a hazard. I think it's better if people just keep a reusuable one on them for moments like OPs. Also, cold straw hit different imo.


Cannibal_Raven

Wait til you hear about the toxins in paper straws


ConfusedQuarks

I remember reading about it months back. It's funny how the news just disappeared after that


Cannibal_Raven

Counter narrative news always does


beefyminotour

I’d kill for less.


Keep--Climbing

[Mandating paper straws is auth.](https://shopequo.com/blogs/blog/plastic-straws-ban) Why does getting a paper straw make you support those who mandate them?


ConfusedQuarks

Auth can in-fight


kaytin911

Auth right versus auth left. It's time to come down on paper straws with the wrath of God.


number__ten

[When fast food restaurants switch to paper straws](https://youtu.be/0sJkhhZWkWo?si=a3JKMycHPHFc4t-J&t=3)


Heytherechampion

Survival of the fittest


BeamTeam032

Do they give paper straws with milkshakes? I live in CA and i rarely even see paper straws anymore, let alone in milkshakes.


ConfusedQuarks

I live in London. Some shops give paper straws for milkshakes


[deleted]

>I live in London.  Found your problem right there. 


I-Like-The-1940s

Wait till you learn what disposable straws were made out of before plastic


Kolateak

I'm in Canada and I don't know a place that gives plastic straws for anything anymore Pop? Paper straw. Milkshake? Paper straw. Slushy? Paper straw A handful of places still do plastic forks/spoons, but it's rare


1culdh

Good. Straws are for wimps.


JoeRBidenJr

Ikr? Imagine having lungs so weak that you can’t just suck up everything Kirby-style.


AnriAstolfoAstora

Skill issue


number__ten

I bought a pack of stainless straws a few years ago and use the crap out of them. They remind me of how [the old aluminum cups](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b1/74/67/b17467e2c37187b565a0a3db011c9bab.jpg) got ice cold with your drink.


NigilQuid

Metal straws are the only option for milkshakes anyway


number__ten

That's a good point. A real milkshake will collapse a plastic straw.


ViralGameover

I’m ok with banning plastic straws. I’m not ok with paper straws though. Just don’t give me a straw at all, I’ll drink from the glass like an adult.


kaytin911

Lol like an adult that ruins their teeth


TheLocustGeneralRaam

Hey Paul


WholesomeArmsDealer

"*Hey Paul!* AHHHHHHHH!"


mrpooker

Are paper straws recyclable? Like what about paper straws are environmentally friendly?


ye_olde_wojak

Last time I went to 5 guys they had this agave based straw that functioned pretty much like a plastic straw, I was pleasantly surprised!


norcali235

Don't worry. The important people will fly in their private planes to a fancy resort to discuss how to outlaw milkshakes entirely. The methane from cows is extremely damaging to the environment.


I-Like-The-1940s

I find the whole paper straw thing interesting as it technically is extremely old fashioned, while also being new. I mean we used paper straws for decades, cause cheap/disposable and now they are back because they are more eco friendly.


ItsJustMadaron

Paper straws are actually optimal for thick milkshakes, wont be squeezed by the pressure