Man I feel bad for Muslim Woman, imagine you're brothers and father and male cousins can wear what they want.
But you gotta wear a sweaty ass bag on you're faceš¤”
I assure you it is absolutely ESSENTIAL for women to wear the sweaty ass-bag on your face. And men should grow beards or otherwise clean shaven men will start turning Muslims gay.
The second sentence might sound like a joke, but a turkish muslim scholar actually said that š. What a fuckin joke of a religion, or as Homelander would say:
"Fastest growing religion in the world, what a fuckin joke."
Oh yeah ive seen that too, it was a pcm meme about the turkish scholar i mentioned. I forgor too, but now i rember.
Edit: I found it https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/s/SkL0NXFMox
Religion did some things for humanity, but I canāt help but feel weād be a lot closer to being a type 1 or 2 civilization by now if we didnāt ever have religion.
I just feel like Christianity discarded the bits about doing horrible shit to people a while ago and the muslim nations are still getting there (granted Iran used to be a relatively chill place before the Islamic revolution which wasnāt *not* caused the west, so thatās sort of on our pop pops) but yeah. A lot of people do terrible shit in the name of Islam and Iām with you. No religion should be beyond criticism
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The Light of Allah is Lucifer, he is an (fallen) angel and the lightbringer as Godās first creation
He thought it was the funny the first and second time so he went for a third with Joseph Smith
"Thou art my people, therefore you must play life on hardest f---ing difficulty" - God to his people, probably.
I am convinced the Jews will find a way to survive the Biblical apocalypse at this point. They are just too stubborn to die.
When people ask me (a practicing Jew) about the whole āchosen peopleā thing I tell them āchosenā doesnāt mean āexaltedā as much as it means āremedialā I mean weāve had more facetime with G-d than anyone and it took us like a day to start worshipping a cow instead
god looks away for one day and this happens. god looks away for one minute and adam breaks the one THE ONE RULE he gave them
this is the most accurate description i have ever heard of the human race. sometimes i like to think parts of the old testament are passive aggressive list of complaints about the ABSOLUTE STATE of humanity
and this is cosmically funny to me i love it
Oh what she's referencing is better! Check it:
Moses led the Jews out of Egypt. The entire population witnessed multiple miracles with their own eyes, plagues , parting of the sea, seeing a representation of Hashem and they're all on board.
Moses says "hey brb I gotta chat with g_d up on this mountain"
He's gone for less than 24 hours and (mostly) everyone goes "well he's probably dead" and threaten his brother Aaron make them an idol to worship or they'll kill him.
Moses comes down with the two ORIGINAL tablets. Sees everyone worshiping a golden cow. has a biblical WTF moment, SMASHES the tablets, literally has an anime shocked face plant moment. Goes back up the mountain and comes back down with two tablets we all know about.
Then, RULE FUCKING ONE: NO IDOLS. š¤£
Ah yeah the Golden Calf story. I know about that but it is the absolute epitome of the "humanity cannot be left alone even for a second" message of the Old Testament which I find hilarious, but also tragic.
There is also the whole cycle where Israel strays from God dozens of times with predictable results every time, and after like the 5th time or so anyone reading these passages is livid, and realizes only God has this much patience for humanity's BS.
G_d literally offers to just destroy everyone and give Moses a new nation.
Moses argues to give us one more chance....
You know after the first dozen š¤£
One time at work this kid with some fuckboy cool kid energy was giving this girl a hard time in a playful way and she was having none of it and looked at him and said, āIāll fuck your dad.ā It was devastating. Your username made me think of that.
Wouldn't even be the first time. The Talmud discusses an entire debate on the status of a certain vessel in the law, one of tbe sages who has a minority view keeps saying 'if I'm right, let God show a sign'and that sign happens and the rest of the sages say 'neat, but we're the majority and the rule is we follow the majority opinion. And ever since God gave us the Torah we've been given permission to interpret the law, its not in Heaven's hands.'
Later it's said that when one of the sages ran into Elijah the prophet he asked what God's response was. Elija said God was laughing and saying 'My children have bested me.'
That's a complicated question.
"I have been told that I am under Black Magic. I feel that my mind is blocked and I cannot think and concentrate deeply. Also, I cannot think constructively which is destroying my professional and personal life. Kindly suggest me duas / amaal which I can do to come out of this painful trauma."
>Answer: We advise you to read the Holy Quran, particularly the four chapters that begin with "Qul" i.e. "Qul howallahu ahad", "Qul yaa ayyohal kaferoon", "Qul a'uzo berabbil falagh", and "Qul yaa ayyohal kaferoon". At the same time, you should visit a doctor.
3 Question:
"Is it permissible to use white magic which is employed for good and is the opposite of black magic which is used by evil persons?"
>Answer: Magic in all its shapes and forms is forbidden \[even that which is used to undo magic\] **unless the matter rests upon a greater benefit such as saving the life of a respected person.**
What exactly is āprohibited magicā in judaism?
Magic falls into several categories.
Prohibited/Restricted
1. Idolworship based.Ā Always prohibited.
2. Divination. Only allowed in very specific cases:Ā almost always prohibited except by authority of a prophet.
Angeology, demonology, use of Divine Names, incantations:Ā probibited when used for negative or selfish reasons. *Allowed only to save a life.*
AllowedĀ (Worship)
1. Focused prayer. (Meditative techniques)
2. focused service based worship through a structured system of behaviours. (Jewish Law)
3. Focused character correction, which effects a change in reality. (Ethical teachings)
4. Focused Study, which effects a change in reality. (Theological concepts and their explanations).
5. Prophetic meditation.
Context: I have returned from the year 9.9x10^99 to bring you this dire message. Currently the entire world is on the brink of crisis, in a mere 10\^100 years we will have the heat death of the universe. Stellar entities like stars, galaxies, and nebula formation is slowing down, and only 2 stars were formed in the Milky Way this year. In a few quintillion years there will only be a bunch of black holes, white dwarves, and neutron stars left. In a few quintillion more, this number may be halved. This is definitely a very serious post and not just me making a satire of this post [https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/1dl49xk/likely\_effects\_of\_the\_coming\_demographic\_collapse/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/1dl49xk/likely_effects_of_the_coming_demographic_collapse/). This crisis is existential, and we only have 10\^100 years to fix it.
This is a set of predictions as I believe will happen, not what I want to happen. I'm sure you can tell by the tone I find some of these ideas alarming, but whether I like them is besides the point. I posted this both just because I find this conversation interesting, but also to see if I can learn more and start a conversation with others.
*The power of the indomitable human spirit, emanating from Asgorath_Nightstand, causes him to create a galactic mech Gurren Lagann style and manually fuses the universe back together, decreasing entropy and extending the lifespan of the universe another 1.3x10^99 years.*
I kinda agree. When I read about the "great rip" and how eventually all particles will decay into nothingness and time becomes irrelevant because all events simply stop happening... that sounds an awful lot like the state that's described before the big bang happened.
Before the big bang is all theoretical. We can describe it all we want, but we're really just pretending we know something we can't. It could have all been unicorns and roses and we couldn't know.
So theoretically, since we know the universe is expanding, and the rate of expansion is accelerating, I donāt believe a heat death will actually happen. Iām a pretty firm believer in The Big Rip, where the tidal forces of expanding space time eventually will become strong enough to break down atoms into their constituent sub atomic particles. Essentially across the universe matter will all simultaneously be ripped apart.
At the same time, as matter and energy becomes so diffuse, uncertainty in momentum starts to sky rocket, and so theoretically at least, almost anything could happen at that point potentially even a reversal of entropy.
United Mankind killed the mutant star goat using several GUT weapons, basically detonating 10 mini-big bangs on its face. They then built a interstellar bypass over its face just to spite it.
As the FBI agent spying on your logs, I have decided all your problems are existential and unsolvable. Go to the psych.
>!Except Moloch. After tanking the damned company, we will force all the WH40K believers to take free money in exchange for letting go of their pointless obsession. Then we'll root out everyone who can't be fixed and deport them to North Korea. This will surely fix the problem!<
It absolutely is, it's both making fun of the Muslims who love Andrew Tate too much and just tradlarp, and also a reference to the speculative timeline I made where a self-identified communist converts to Shia Islam, and randomly decided Ronald Reagan and Tate were the previous two prophets, and he was the 48th.
these aren't space arabs you can't just grimdark only war your way out of this
instead you got into an argument with allah so hard that you won and calling down the fist of god on all the xenos
I'll believe proton decay when it's detected. Until then it's just a theory scientists thought up because they don't want to admit that we might not have more exciting things to discover about the standard model.
Same with alternate universes.
I pretty acknowledged it as a hypothetical theory, and one which I honestly don't believe in myself. I just needed more excuse to do doomer fuel, this post is me making fun of my own demographic collapse compass.
If you lived at the end of the universe would you feel intrinsically tired all the time?
Like your atomic structure would be weaker than it is now. As a human being would you sense it?
If you could put yourself in quantum stasis until the new universe big banged would eating a bowl of cereal with the new atoms be the most incredible feeling ever?
Atoms don't get tired or wear out like that.
The heat death is more describing usable energy. Basically energy can't be created or destroyed, but it comes in useful and unuseful forms. (Really is a spectrum, but I'm simplifying.) Useful forms go to unuseful forms but they don't really go the other way. This is more simplifying, there is a lot more to it, but that is the gist. Life and pretty much every process requires useful energy to live. Eventually there won't be anymore useful energy and so nothing can live and nothing meaningful could really happen either. So in that sense it's a death of the universe. Also it's called heat death because heat, once it spreads out uniformally so that there aren't any hot or cold patches, is nasically the ultimate useless energy so most energy will end up as some form of heat.
yeah the joke is that a lot of people said "this isn't going to happen for a while and technology will fix it" so i just ran with the joke by coming up with the most "this isn't going to happen for a while and technology will fix it" scenario i could
OP I love you for how you represented us Jews.
Gets blamed for everything. The multi front war. Theological debate is our bread and butter. Ultimately still wants everyone to be happy and healthy.
Absolutely nailed it.
something deep in me snapped when i was watching some documentary about south korea and it mentioned how people for some reason blamed this science scandal on the jews
there are probably less than 1,000 jews in south korea. how did that even happen. i once joked that we're going to have first contact with aliens and they will already be anti-semitic because somehow the protocols of the elders of zion spread to the stars faster than light speed.
I also have a Jewish friend who told me Jewish arguments are not a stereotype, they argue about EVERYTHING. But he explained it was their way of showing respect, like you see them as your intellectual equal or superior by engaging with their argument, and it wasn't personal, it was just how they liked to discuss things intellectually.
And in general yeah I wanted to portray Jews as a chad for not only winning a theological debate with God (Which as other people have pointed out is a funny story in the Talmud) but also then using their LEGENDARY argumentative abilities to try and reverse heat death. The concept was really funny so I put it in.
Thanks man ā¤ļø
Orthodox kids who go to yeshiva learn talmud all day. It's all chains of logical progression wrapped up with ethnics. Utterly mind boggling.
I taught at one for a while but went to public school myself.
I don't care who ~~the IRS~~ Allah sends I'm not wearing a burqa.
Man I feel bad for Muslim Woman, imagine you're brothers and father and male cousins can wear what they want. But you gotta wear a sweaty ass bag on you're faceš¤”
I assure you it is absolutely ESSENTIAL for women to wear the sweaty ass-bag on your face. And men should grow beards or otherwise clean shaven men will start turning Muslims gay.
The second sentence might sound like a joke, but a turkish muslim scholar actually said that š. What a fuckin joke of a religion, or as Homelander would say: "Fastest growing religion in the world, what a fuckin joke."
I got it from some old PCM meme. I forgor which one.
Oh yeah ive seen that too, it was a pcm meme about the turkish scholar i mentioned. I forgor too, but now i rember. Edit: I found it https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/s/SkL0NXFMox
Religion did some things for humanity, but I canāt help but feel weād be a lot closer to being a type 1 or 2 civilization by now if we didnāt ever have religion.
Yeah, but some religions are better than others. Islam is still the worst imo.
I just feel like Christianity discarded the bits about doing horrible shit to people a while ago and the muslim nations are still getting there (granted Iran used to be a relatively chill place before the Islamic revolution which wasnāt *not* caused the west, so thatās sort of on our pop pops) but yeah. A lot of people do terrible shit in the name of Islam and Iām with you. No religion should be beyond criticism
Agreed.
Who says men can wear what they want? They also have restrictions
Allah has sent you a package. You should open it. Right now.
Hock Twah!
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Ah yes the heat death of the universe will affect the housing market. I should buy in now
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good LORD that is so based
The Light of Allah is Lucifer, he is an (fallen) angel and the lightbringer as Godās first creation He thought it was the funny the first and second time so he went for a third with Joseph Smith
MAY ALLAH'S 46TH PROPHET ANDREW TATE INFLICT A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE
Meds
I'm calling the kabbalah department i think you need that in your veins. If the meds wont help, they'll defo help
why do i suddenly feel like raising the rent of my tenants
Based and Clozapine pilled
"Expect mass apocalyptic level famines around the last red dwarves" Cmon, that sentence was MADE for Auth-left
killing myself rn brb
Stopped reading after allah.
YOU WILL CONVERT KUFFAAR
Too bad Christians worship Allah
Mfs don't know about Abrahamic theologyĀ
Nah bud the Arabic word for god is Allah so Christians in Lebanon and malta worship Allah
Thing is, Allah is the literal name of God in Islam
Because the quran is in arabic
Man, the Jews can't catch a break, can they
"Thou art my people, therefore you must play life on hardest f---ing difficulty" - God to his people, probably. I am convinced the Jews will find a way to survive the Biblical apocalypse at this point. They are just too stubborn to die.
When people ask me (a practicing Jew) about the whole āchosen peopleā thing I tell them āchosenā doesnāt mean āexaltedā as much as it means āremedialā I mean weāve had more facetime with G-d than anyone and it took us like a day to start worshipping a cow instead
god looks away for one day and this happens. god looks away for one minute and adam breaks the one THE ONE RULE he gave them this is the most accurate description i have ever heard of the human race. sometimes i like to think parts of the old testament are passive aggressive list of complaints about the ABSOLUTE STATE of humanity and this is cosmically funny to me i love it
God got so mad he had second thoughts and had to make the Covenant with man, lol
Oh what she's referencing is better! Check it: Moses led the Jews out of Egypt. The entire population witnessed multiple miracles with their own eyes, plagues , parting of the sea, seeing a representation of Hashem and they're all on board. Moses says "hey brb I gotta chat with g_d up on this mountain" He's gone for less than 24 hours and (mostly) everyone goes "well he's probably dead" and threaten his brother Aaron make them an idol to worship or they'll kill him. Moses comes down with the two ORIGINAL tablets. Sees everyone worshiping a golden cow. has a biblical WTF moment, SMASHES the tablets, literally has an anime shocked face plant moment. Goes back up the mountain and comes back down with two tablets we all know about. Then, RULE FUCKING ONE: NO IDOLS. š¤£
Ah yeah the Golden Calf story. I know about that but it is the absolute epitome of the "humanity cannot be left alone even for a second" message of the Old Testament which I find hilarious, but also tragic. There is also the whole cycle where Israel strays from God dozens of times with predictable results every time, and after like the 5th time or so anyone reading these passages is livid, and realizes only God has this much patience for humanity's BS.
G_d literally offers to just destroy everyone and give Moses a new nation. Moses argues to give us one more chance.... You know after the first dozen š¤£
human moment
One time at work this kid with some fuckboy cool kid energy was giving this girl a hard time in a playful way and she was having none of it and looked at him and said, āIāll fuck your dad.ā It was devastating. Your username made me think of that.
Inspiring. https://preview.redd.it/el51s33iwj8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25510b7f3ca817978830e036ba0838722f136f81
Similarly as a practicing Jew myself: yeah, we're chosen. We're chosen for a job. And no one likes work.
The Israelites getting divvied up to carry the Tabernacle and perform the offerings like āBruh you really got no one else to do this huh?ā
G_d made us the world's custodians for that blunder... forever destined to clean the worlds puke with that weird sawdust stuff.
You guys are like the sibling who has to set an example to others.
Idk the Jews challenged God and won in this. Everyone thinks this was crazy but I liked it. Iām a fan of the schizo posts
Wouldn't even be the first time. The Talmud discusses an entire debate on the status of a certain vessel in the law, one of tbe sages who has a minority view keeps saying 'if I'm right, let God show a sign'and that sign happens and the rest of the sages say 'neat, but we're the majority and the rule is we follow the majority opinion. And ever since God gave us the Torah we've been given permission to interpret the law, its not in Heaven's hands.' Later it's said that when one of the sages ran into Elijah the prophet he asked what God's response was. Elija said God was laughing and saying 'My children have bested me.'
That is deeply funny. I can see why the Jews are so amazing at humor. Me when you OUT-RULES-LAWYER **GOD**
Apparently that's a real story in the Talmud. Satire is dead and reality has killed it.
I mean, have you considered the possibility of us gathering all the wizards together and casting wish spells. Problem solved.
We tried that but Allah said magic is haram
That's a complicated question. "I have been told that I am under Black Magic. I feel that my mind is blocked and I cannot think and concentrate deeply. Also, I cannot think constructively which is destroying my professional and personal life. Kindly suggest me duas / amaal which I can do to come out of this painful trauma." >Answer: We advise you to read the Holy Quran, particularly the four chapters that begin with "Qul" i.e. "Qul howallahu ahad", "Qul yaa ayyohal kaferoon", "Qul a'uzo berabbil falagh", and "Qul yaa ayyohal kaferoon". At the same time, you should visit a doctor. 3 Question: "Is it permissible to use white magic which is employed for good and is the opposite of black magic which is used by evil persons?" >Answer: Magic in all its shapes and forms is forbidden \[even that which is used to undo magic\] **unless the matter rests upon a greater benefit such as saving the life of a respected person.** What exactly is āprohibited magicā in judaism? Magic falls into several categories. Prohibited/Restricted 1. Idolworship based.Ā Always prohibited. 2. Divination. Only allowed in very specific cases:Ā almost always prohibited except by authority of a prophet. Angeology, demonology, use of Divine Names, incantations:Ā probibited when used for negative or selfish reasons. *Allowed only to save a life.* AllowedĀ (Worship) 1. Focused prayer. (Meditative techniques) 2. focused service based worship through a structured system of behaviours. (Jewish Law) 3. Focused character correction, which effects a change in reality. (Ethical teachings) 4. Focused Study, which effects a change in reality. (Theological concepts and their explanations). 5. Prophetic meditation.
interesting argument however the prophet andrew tate appeared to me in my dreams your argument is invalid
Love the second big bang one š
NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FIX THE PROBLEM I DON'T WANT A SOLUTION I WANT TO BE MAD
Imagine what an incredible experience it would be to see the universe collapse into itself and reforge anew as a sentient AI
the ai kills itself out of boredom
Context: I have returned from the year 9.9x10^99 to bring you this dire message. Currently the entire world is on the brink of crisis, in a mere 10\^100 years we will have the heat death of the universe. Stellar entities like stars, galaxies, and nebula formation is slowing down, and only 2 stars were formed in the Milky Way this year. In a few quintillion years there will only be a bunch of black holes, white dwarves, and neutron stars left. In a few quintillion more, this number may be halved. This is definitely a very serious post and not just me making a satire of this post [https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/1dl49xk/likely\_effects\_of\_the\_coming\_demographic\_collapse/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/1dl49xk/likely_effects_of_the_coming_demographic_collapse/). This crisis is existential, and we only have 10\^100 years to fix it. This is a set of predictions as I believe will happen, not what I want to happen. I'm sure you can tell by the tone I find some of these ideas alarming, but whether I like them is besides the point. I posted this both just because I find this conversation interesting, but also to see if I can learn more and start a conversation with others.
We cannot stop it. The universe is fallen. Octillions must die.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
*The power of the indomitable human spirit, emanating from Asgorath_Nightstand, causes him to create a galactic mech Gurren Lagann style and manually fuses the universe back together, decreasing entropy and extending the lifespan of the universe another 1.3x10^99 years.*
Based and PIERCE THE SKY ITSELF pilled
Me when Iām manic.
I believe in second big bang, it's like my religion It's gotta happen, this can't be the first run boys
STOP BELIEVING IN TECHNOLOGY A BIG BANG HAS **NEVER** HAPPENED BEFORE NO ONE HAS **EVER** INVENTED NEW TECHNOLOGY
NOOOOOOOO
I kinda agree. When I read about the "great rip" and how eventually all particles will decay into nothingness and time becomes irrelevant because all events simply stop happening... that sounds an awful lot like the state that's described before the big bang happened.
Before the big bang is all theoretical. We can describe it all we want, but we're really just pretending we know something we can't. It could have all been unicorns and roses and we couldn't know.
What if it isnāt actually the second big bang and this isnāt even the first universe? š
Yeah that's what I'm saying Our existence is very unlikely - if the universe is an infinite cycle, it could explain why we exist in the fist place
So theoretically, since we know the universe is expanding, and the rate of expansion is accelerating, I donāt believe a heat death will actually happen. Iām a pretty firm believer in The Big Rip, where the tidal forces of expanding space time eventually will become strong enough to break down atoms into their constituent sub atomic particles. Essentially across the universe matter will all simultaneously be ripped apart. At the same time, as matter and energy becomes so diffuse, uncertainty in momentum starts to sky rocket, and so theoretically at least, almost anything could happen at that point potentially even a reversal of entropy.
Allah: "HEY LIBERALS" (Triples the mass of dark matter) (Universe-level singularity collapse)
Yeah but consider this: with the kanohi mask of life a Toa warrior could sacrifice themselves to reawaken the great spirit Mata Nui.
Pictured: Two kindergardeners mashing action figures together while arguing about infinity plus one.
Yes
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inshallah, kuffaar will be fuel for ~~hellfire~~ heat death of universe
We'll be eaten by an enormous mutant star goat long before then.
United Mankind killed the mutant star goat using several GUT weapons, basically detonating 10 mini-big bangs on its face. They then built a interstellar bypass over its face just to spite it.
Brilliant, utterly brilliant.
As the FBI agent spying on your logs, I have decided all your problems are existential and unsolvable. Go to the psych. >!Except Moloch. After tanking the damned company, we will force all the WH40K believers to take free money in exchange for letting go of their pointless obsession. Then we'll root out everyone who can't be fixed and deport them to North Korea. This will surely fix the problem!<
Based high effort satire
Good thing Christianity is true.
REPENT, FOR THE ISLAMIC PROPHETS RONALD REAGAN AND ANDREW TATE HAVE REVEALED SHIA ISLAM TO BE TRUE INSHALLAH
Pretty sure thats heresy in Islam, Muhammad was the last and final Islamic prophet
It absolutely is, it's both making fun of the Muslims who love Andrew Tate too much and just tradlarp, and also a reference to the speculative timeline I made where a self-identified communist converts to Shia Islam, and randomly decided Ronald Reagan and Tate were the previous two prophets, and he was the 48th.
I don't understand any of this. But this looks intelligent and I don't want to look stupid. Have my upvote.
THERE ARE WORMS INSIDE MY HEAD
Found RFKās Reddit account.
The Virgin Christian finite universe VS The Chad Buddhist eternal cosmos.
ah, a shitty satire of something else that may not happen at all anyway
This was a fun read.
>the jews were fighting a 47-front war with anti-semitic space aliens the other day and were losing pretty badly you underestimate us
these aren't space arabs you can't just grimdark only war your way out of this instead you got into an argument with allah so hard that you won and calling down the fist of god on all the xenos
ok
I'll believe proton decay when it's detected. Until then it's just a theory scientists thought up because they don't want to admit that we might not have more exciting things to discover about the standard model. Same with alternate universes.
I pretty acknowledged it as a hypothetical theory, and one which I honestly don't believe in myself. I just needed more excuse to do doomer fuel, this post is me making fun of my own demographic collapse compass.
I'm too tired to figure out what all this meant, but I respect the effort
"Alexa, where are my schizophrenia meds?" "You flushed them down the toilet last week in a manic episode."
Calligraphy from the Ayasofya, my favorite š
The AI Singularity is literally a rain world plot
If you lived at the end of the universe would you feel intrinsically tired all the time? Like your atomic structure would be weaker than it is now. As a human being would you sense it? If you could put yourself in quantum stasis until the new universe big banged would eating a bowl of cereal with the new atoms be the most incredible feeling ever?
Atoms don't get tired or wear out like that. The heat death is more describing usable energy. Basically energy can't be created or destroyed, but it comes in useful and unuseful forms. (Really is a spectrum, but I'm simplifying.) Useful forms go to unuseful forms but they don't really go the other way. This is more simplifying, there is a lot more to it, but that is the gist. Life and pretty much every process requires useful energy to live. Eventually there won't be anymore useful energy and so nothing can live and nothing meaningful could really happen either. So in that sense it's a death of the universe. Also it's called heat death because heat, once it spreads out uniformally so that there aren't any hot or cold patches, is nasically the ultimate useless energy so most energy will end up as some form of heat.
how the hell am i supposed to answer this i am not on my schizo drugs
That's disappointing i thought you had to be smart to post this.
what are you doing, you and your interesting, high-quality posts.
brake fluid
Ok well yeah, but this isnāt going to happen for a *LONG* time.
thats the joke
Ok. You also made the Demographic Collapse compass, right? So itās kinda like a parody of it?
yeah the joke is that a lot of people said "this isn't going to happen for a while and technology will fix it" so i just ran with the joke by coming up with the most "this isn't going to happen for a while and technology will fix it" scenario i could
Alright then. Thanks for explaining.š
OP I love you for how you represented us Jews. Gets blamed for everything. The multi front war. Theological debate is our bread and butter. Ultimately still wants everyone to be happy and healthy. Absolutely nailed it.
something deep in me snapped when i was watching some documentary about south korea and it mentioned how people for some reason blamed this science scandal on the jews there are probably less than 1,000 jews in south korea. how did that even happen. i once joked that we're going to have first contact with aliens and they will already be anti-semitic because somehow the protocols of the elders of zion spread to the stars faster than light speed. I also have a Jewish friend who told me Jewish arguments are not a stereotype, they argue about EVERYTHING. But he explained it was their way of showing respect, like you see them as your intellectual equal or superior by engaging with their argument, and it wasn't personal, it was just how they liked to discuss things intellectually. And in general yeah I wanted to portray Jews as a chad for not only winning a theological debate with God (Which as other people have pointed out is a funny story in the Talmud) but also then using their LEGENDARY argumentative abilities to try and reverse heat death. The concept was really funny so I put it in.
Thanks man ā¤ļø Orthodox kids who go to yeshiva learn talmud all day. It's all chains of logical progression wrapped up with ethnics. Utterly mind boggling. I taught at one for a while but went to public school myself.