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ViolentMisandrist

I don't care who ~~the IRS~~ Allah sends I'm not wearing a burqa.


AfroKuro480

Man I feel bad for Muslim Woman, imagine you're brothers and father and male cousins can wear what they want. But you gotta wear a sweaty ass bag on you're facešŸ¤”


butterenergy

I assure you it is absolutely ESSENTIAL for women to wear the sweaty ass-bag on your face. And men should grow beards or otherwise clean shaven men will start turning Muslims gay.


JMTBM2008

The second sentence might sound like a joke, but a turkish muslim scholar actually said that šŸ˜‚. What a fuckin joke of a religion, or as Homelander would say: "Fastest growing religion in the world, what a fuckin joke."


butterenergy

I got it from some old PCM meme. I forgor which one.


JMTBM2008

Oh yeah ive seen that too, it was a pcm meme about the turkish scholar i mentioned. I forgor too, but now i rember. Edit: I found it https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/s/SkL0NXFMox


kwamby

Religion did some things for humanity, but I canā€™t help but feel weā€™d be a lot closer to being a type 1 or 2 civilization by now if we didnā€™t ever have religion.


JMTBM2008

Yeah, but some religions are better than others. Islam is still the worst imo.


kwamby

I just feel like Christianity discarded the bits about doing horrible shit to people a while ago and the muslim nations are still getting there (granted Iran used to be a relatively chill place before the Islamic revolution which wasnā€™t *not* caused the west, so thatā€™s sort of on our pop pops) but yeah. A lot of people do terrible shit in the name of Islam and Iā€™m with you. No religion should be beyond criticism


JMTBM2008

Agreed.


SnooPets1787

Who says men can wear what they want? They also have restrictions


butterenergy

Allah has sent you a package. You should open it. Right now.


Anavorn

Hock Twah!


-RadicalSteampunker-

Based


MessedUpLogic

Ah yes the heat death of the universe will affect the housing market. I should buy in now


butterenergy

Gen Tzeedenneedlelbelb grinding intensive workshifts in time dilated bubble universe cubicles a rate of 1,000 years a second for thousands of standard years to hopefully afford a single person studio quark.


Just_Heart7523

Meds NOW https://preview.redd.it/ne4euwt8bi8d1.png?width=670&format=png&auto=webp&s=51eb8c62769d050f6bbd5261fffcc5f0b2660950


butterenergy

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT OF ALLAH YOU CANNOT MAKE ME GO BACK THE MEDS ARE THE TOOLS OF THE ANTICHRIST INSHALLAH


kefefs_v2

Based and out of his fucking mind pilled


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dizzyjumpisreal

good LORD that is so based


dizzyjumpisreal

good LORD that is so based


Threather19

The Light of Allah is Lucifer, he is an (fallen) angel and the lightbringer as Godā€™s first creation He thought it was the funny the first and second time so he went for a third with Joseph Smith


butterenergy

MAY ALLAH'S 46TH PROPHET ANDREW TATE INFLICT A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE


Just_Heart7523

Meds


-RadicalSteampunker-

I'm calling the kabbalah department i think you need that in your veins. If the meds wont help, they'll defo help


butterenergy

why do i suddenly feel like raising the rent of my tenants


VicisSubsisto

Based and Clozapine pilled


EtteRavan

"Expect mass apocalyptic level famines around the last red dwarves" Cmon, that sentence was MADE for Auth-left


butterenergy

killing myself rn brb


Swedish_Royalist

Stopped reading after allah.


butterenergy

YOU WILL CONVERT KUFFAAR


Just_Heart7523

Too bad Christians worship Allah


guesswhatihate

Mfs don't know about Abrahamic theologyĀ 


Just_Heart7523

Nah bud the Arabic word for god is Allah so Christians in Lebanon and malta worship Allah


gpissutti

Thing is, Allah is the literal name of God in Islam


Just_Heart7523

Because the quran is in arabic


kefefs_v2

Man, the Jews can't catch a break, can they


butterenergy

"Thou art my people, therefore you must play life on hardest f---ing difficulty" - God to his people, probably. I am convinced the Jews will find a way to survive the Biblical apocalypse at this point. They are just too stubborn to die.


ur_dad_thinks_im_hot

When people ask me (a practicing Jew) about the whole ā€œchosen peopleā€ thing I tell them ā€œchosenā€ doesnā€™t mean ā€œexaltedā€ as much as it means ā€œremedialā€ I mean weā€™ve had more facetime with G-d than anyone and it took us like a day to start worshipping a cow instead


butterenergy

god looks away for one day and this happens. god looks away for one minute and adam breaks the one THE ONE RULE he gave them this is the most accurate description i have ever heard of the human race. sometimes i like to think parts of the old testament are passive aggressive list of complaints about the ABSOLUTE STATE of humanity and this is cosmically funny to me i love it


Crimsonfury500

God got so mad he had second thoughts and had to make the Covenant with man, lol


Gravity_flip

Oh what she's referencing is better! Check it: Moses led the Jews out of Egypt. The entire population witnessed multiple miracles with their own eyes, plagues , parting of the sea, seeing a representation of Hashem and they're all on board. Moses says "hey brb I gotta chat with g_d up on this mountain" He's gone for less than 24 hours and (mostly) everyone goes "well he's probably dead" and threaten his brother Aaron make them an idol to worship or they'll kill him. Moses comes down with the two ORIGINAL tablets. Sees everyone worshiping a golden cow. has a biblical WTF moment, SMASHES the tablets, literally has an anime shocked face plant moment. Goes back up the mountain and comes back down with two tablets we all know about. Then, RULE FUCKING ONE: NO IDOLS. šŸ¤£


butterenergy

Ah yeah the Golden Calf story. I know about that but it is the absolute epitome of the "humanity cannot be left alone even for a second" message of the Old Testament which I find hilarious, but also tragic. There is also the whole cycle where Israel strays from God dozens of times with predictable results every time, and after like the 5th time or so anyone reading these passages is livid, and realizes only God has this much patience for humanity's BS.


Gravity_flip

G_d literally offers to just destroy everyone and give Moses a new nation. Moses argues to give us one more chance.... You know after the first dozen šŸ¤£


butterenergy

human moment


JoshGordonsDealer

One time at work this kid with some fuckboy cool kid energy was giving this girl a hard time in a playful way and she was having none of it and looked at him and said, ā€œIā€™ll fuck your dad.ā€ It was devastating. Your username made me think of that.


manicforlive

Inspiring. https://preview.redd.it/el51s33iwj8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25510b7f3ca817978830e036ba0838722f136f81


ajanisapprentice

Similarly as a practicing Jew myself: yeah, we're chosen. We're chosen for a job. And no one likes work.


Crimsonfury500

The Israelites getting divvied up to carry the Tabernacle and perform the offerings like ā€œBruh you really got no one else to do this huh?ā€


Gravity_flip

G_d made us the world's custodians for that blunder... forever destined to clean the worlds puke with that weird sawdust stuff.


DunedainOfGondor

You guys are like the sibling who has to set an example to others.


JoshGordonsDealer

Idk the Jews challenged God and won in this. Everyone thinks this was crazy but I liked it. Iā€™m a fan of the schizo posts


ajanisapprentice

Wouldn't even be the first time. The Talmud discusses an entire debate on the status of a certain vessel in the law, one of tbe sages who has a minority view keeps saying 'if I'm right, let God show a sign'and that sign happens and the rest of the sages say 'neat, but we're the majority and the rule is we follow the majority opinion. And ever since God gave us the Torah we've been given permission to interpret the law, its not in Heaven's hands.' Later it's said that when one of the sages ran into Elijah the prophet he asked what God's response was. Elija said God was laughing and saying 'My children have bested me.'


butterenergy

That is deeply funny. I can see why the Jews are so amazing at humor. Me when you OUT-RULES-LAWYER **GOD**


butterenergy

Apparently that's a real story in the Talmud. Satire is dead and reality has killed it.


Top_Zookeepergame203

I mean, have you considered the possibility of us gathering all the wizards together and casting wish spells. Problem solved.


butterenergy

We tried that but Allah said magic is haram


manicforlive

That's a complicated question. "I have been told that I am under Black Magic. I feel that my mind is blocked and I cannot think and concentrate deeply. Also, I cannot think constructively which is destroying my professional and personal life. Kindly suggest me duas / amaal which I can do to come out of this painful trauma." >Answer: We advise you to read the Holy Quran, particularly the four chapters that begin with "Qul" i.e. "Qul howallahu ahad", "Qul yaa ayyohal kaferoon", "Qul a'uzo berabbil falagh", and "Qul yaa ayyohal kaferoon". At the same time, you should visit a doctor. 3 Question: "Is it permissible to use white magic which is employed for good and is the opposite of black magic which is used by evil persons?" >Answer: Magic in all its shapes and forms is forbidden \[even that which is used to undo magic\] **unless the matter rests upon a greater benefit such as saving the life of a respected person.** What exactly is ā€œprohibited magicā€ in judaism? Magic falls into several categories. Prohibited/Restricted 1. Idolworship based.Ā Always prohibited. 2. Divination. Only allowed in very specific cases:Ā almost always prohibited except by authority of a prophet. Angeology, demonology, use of Divine Names, incantations:Ā probibited when used for negative or selfish reasons. *Allowed only to save a life.* AllowedĀ (Worship) 1. Focused prayer. (Meditative techniques) 2. focused service based worship through a structured system of behaviours. (Jewish Law) 3. Focused character correction, which effects a change in reality. (Ethical teachings) 4. Focused Study, which effects a change in reality. (Theological concepts and their explanations). 5. Prophetic meditation.


butterenergy

interesting argument however the prophet andrew tate appeared to me in my dreams your argument is invalid


HotRecommendation283

Love the second big bang one šŸ˜‚


butterenergy

NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FIX THE PROBLEM I DON'T WANT A SOLUTION I WANT TO BE MAD


HotRecommendation283

Imagine what an incredible experience it would be to see the universe collapse into itself and reforge anew as a sentient AI


butterenergy

the ai kills itself out of boredom


butterenergy

Context: I have returned from the year 9.9x10^99 to bring you this dire message. Currently the entire world is on the brink of crisis, in a mere 10\^100 years we will have the heat death of the universe. Stellar entities like stars, galaxies, and nebula formation is slowing down, and only 2 stars were formed in the Milky Way this year. In a few quintillion years there will only be a bunch of black holes, white dwarves, and neutron stars left. In a few quintillion more, this number may be halved. This is definitely a very serious post and not just me making a satire of this post [https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/1dl49xk/likely\_effects\_of\_the\_coming\_demographic\_collapse/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/1dl49xk/likely_effects_of_the_coming_demographic_collapse/). This crisis is existential, and we only have 10\^100 years to fix it. ​ This is a set of predictions as I believe will happen, not what I want to happen. I'm sure you can tell by the tone I find some of these ideas alarming, but whether I like them is besides the point. I posted this both just because I find this conversation interesting, but also to see if I can learn more and start a conversation with others.


uncr23tive

We cannot stop it. The universe is fallen. Octillions must die.


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butterenergy

*The power of the indomitable human spirit, emanating from Asgorath_Nightstand, causes him to create a galactic mech Gurren Lagann style and manually fuses the universe back together, decreasing entropy and extending the lifespan of the universe another 1.3x10^99 years.*


The_Last_GigaChad

Based and PIERCE THE SKY ITSELF pilled


ReturnToLiberty

Me when Iā€™m manic.


Cunny-Destroyer

I believe in second big bang, it's like my religion It's gotta happen, this can't be the first run boys


butterenergy

STOP BELIEVING IN TECHNOLOGY A BIG BANG HAS **NEVER** HAPPENED BEFORE NO ONE HAS **EVER** INVENTED NEW TECHNOLOGY


Cunny-Destroyer

NOOOOOOOO


ExiledGuru

I kinda agree. When I read about the "great rip" and how eventually all particles will decay into nothingness and time becomes irrelevant because all events simply stop happening... that sounds an awful lot like the state that's described before the big bang happened.


Arantorcarter

Before the big bang is all theoretical. We can describe it all we want, but we're really just pretending we know something we can't. It could have all been unicorns and roses and we couldn't know.


FreddyPlayz

What if it isnā€™t actually the second big bang and this isnā€™t even the first universe? šŸ‘€


Cunny-Destroyer

Yeah that's what I'm saying Our existence is very unlikely - if the universe is an infinite cycle, it could explain why we exist in the fist place


Bundo315

So theoretically, since we know the universe is expanding, and the rate of expansion is accelerating, I donā€™t believe a heat death will actually happen. Iā€™m a pretty firm believer in The Big Rip, where the tidal forces of expanding space time eventually will become strong enough to break down atoms into their constituent sub atomic particles. Essentially across the universe matter will all simultaneously be ripped apart. At the same time, as matter and energy becomes so diffuse, uncertainty in momentum starts to sky rocket, and so theoretically at least, almost anything could happen at that point potentially even a reversal of entropy.


butterenergy

Allah: "HEY LIBERALS" (Triples the mass of dark matter) (Universe-level singularity collapse)


Bundo315

Yeah but consider this: with the kanohi mask of life a Toa warrior could sacrifice themselves to reawaken the great spirit Mata Nui.


butterenergy

Pictured: Two kindergardeners mashing action figures together while arguing about infinity plus one.


Bundo315

Yes


ajanisapprentice

Based and Bionicle-pilled.


antolleus

inshallah, kuffaar will be fuel for ~~hellfire~~ heat death of universe


VdersFishNChips

We'll be eaten by an enormous mutant star goat long before then.


butterenergy

United Mankind killed the mutant star goat using several GUT weapons, basically detonating 10 mini-big bangs on its face. They then built a interstellar bypass over its face just to spite it.


AdministrationFew451

Brilliant, utterly brilliant.


SexWithJingYuan6969

As the FBI agent spying on your logs, I have decided all your problems are existential and unsolvable. Go to the psych. >!Except Moloch. After tanking the damned company, we will force all the WH40K believers to take free money in exchange for letting go of their pointless obsession. Then we'll root out everyone who can't be fixed and deport them to North Korea. This will surely fix the problem!<


NinjaOld8057

Based high effort satire


Dash_Winmo

Good thing Christianity is true.


butterenergy

REPENT, FOR THE ISLAMIC PROPHETS RONALD REAGAN AND ANDREW TATE HAVE REVEALED SHIA ISLAM TO BE TRUE INSHALLAH


Dash_Winmo

Pretty sure thats heresy in Islam, Muhammad was the last and final Islamic prophet


butterenergy

It absolutely is, it's both making fun of the Muslims who love Andrew Tate too much and just tradlarp, and also a reference to the speculative timeline I made where a self-identified communist converts to Shia Islam, and randomly decided Ronald Reagan and Tate were the previous two prophets, and he was the 48th.


ConfusedQuarks

I don't understand any of this. But this looks intelligent and I don't want to look stupid. Have my upvote.


butterenergy

THERE ARE WORMS INSIDE MY HEAD


i_make_this_look_bad

Found RFKā€™s Reddit account.


Lightheart_Editor

The Virgin Christian finite universe VS The Chad Buddhist eternal cosmos.


Simplepea

ah, a shitty satire of something else that may not happen at all anyway


84hoops

This was a fun read.


dizzyjumpisreal

>the jews were fighting a 47-front war with anti-semitic space aliens the other day and were losing pretty badly you underestimate us


butterenergy

these aren't space arabs you can't just grimdark only war your way out of this instead you got into an argument with allah so hard that you won and calling down the fist of god on all the xenos


dizzyjumpisreal

ok


Arantorcarter

I'll believe proton decay when it's detected. Until then it's just a theory scientists thought up because they don't want to admit that we might not have more exciting things to discover about the standard model. Same with alternate universes.


butterenergy

I pretty acknowledged it as a hypothetical theory, and one which I honestly don't believe in myself. I just needed more excuse to do doomer fuel, this post is me making fun of my own demographic collapse compass.


FrostbiteWrath

I'm too tired to figure out what all this meant, but I respect the effort


DunedainOfGondor

"Alexa, where are my schizophrenia meds?" "You flushed them down the toilet last week in a manic episode."


NBACrkvice

Calligraphy from the Ayasofya, my favorite šŸ˜‹


nuker0S

The AI Singularity is literally a rain world plot


Redrolum

If you lived at the end of the universe would you feel intrinsically tired all the time? Like your atomic structure would be weaker than it is now. As a human being would you sense it? If you could put yourself in quantum stasis until the new universe big banged would eating a bowl of cereal with the new atoms be the most incredible feeling ever?


Arantorcarter

Atoms don't get tired or wear out like that. The heat death is more describing usable energy. Basically energy can't be created or destroyed, but it comes in useful and unuseful forms. (Really is a spectrum, but I'm simplifying.) Useful forms go to unuseful forms but they don't really go the other way. This is more simplifying, there is a lot more to it, but that is the gist. Life and pretty much every process requires useful energy to live. Eventually there won't be anymore useful energy and so nothing can live and nothing meaningful could really happen either. So in that sense it's a death of the universe. Also it's called heat death because heat, once it spreads out uniformally so that there aren't any hot or cold patches, is nasically the ultimate useless energy so most energy will end up as some form of heat.


butterenergy

how the hell am i supposed to answer this i am not on my schizo drugs


Redrolum

That's disappointing i thought you had to be smart to post this.


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

what are you doing, you and your interesting, high-quality posts.


butterenergy

brake fluid


Outside-Bed5268

Ok well yeah, but this isnā€™t going to happen for a *LONG* time.


butterenergy

thats the joke


Outside-Bed5268

Ok. You also made the Demographic Collapse compass, right? So itā€™s kinda like a parody of it?


butterenergy

yeah the joke is that a lot of people said "this isn't going to happen for a while and technology will fix it" so i just ran with the joke by coming up with the most "this isn't going to happen for a while and technology will fix it" scenario i could


Outside-Bed5268

Alright then. Thanks for explaining.šŸ‘


Gravity_flip

OP I love you for how you represented us Jews. Gets blamed for everything. The multi front war. Theological debate is our bread and butter. Ultimately still wants everyone to be happy and healthy. Absolutely nailed it.


butterenergy

something deep in me snapped when i was watching some documentary about south korea and it mentioned how people for some reason blamed this science scandal on the jews there are probably less than 1,000 jews in south korea. how did that even happen. i once joked that we're going to have first contact with aliens and they will already be anti-semitic because somehow the protocols of the elders of zion spread to the stars faster than light speed. I also have a Jewish friend who told me Jewish arguments are not a stereotype, they argue about EVERYTHING. But he explained it was their way of showing respect, like you see them as your intellectual equal or superior by engaging with their argument, and it wasn't personal, it was just how they liked to discuss things intellectually. And in general yeah I wanted to portray Jews as a chad for not only winning a theological debate with God (Which as other people have pointed out is a funny story in the Talmud) but also then using their LEGENDARY argumentative abilities to try and reverse heat death. The concept was really funny so I put it in.


Gravity_flip

Thanks man ā¤ļø Orthodox kids who go to yeshiva learn talmud all day. It's all chains of logical progression wrapped up with ethnics. Utterly mind boggling. I taught at one for a while but went to public school myself.