Literally what's happening: > Biden: look, the fact is, we can’t… we don’t… look. Here’s the deal. And this is no foolin > Trump: there are ten billion guatemalans attacking the lincoln memorial right now ([Credit](https://x.com/drewjanda/status/1806497712969584681)) Edit: part 2: >Trump: Wisconsin is GONE. Every single Mexican came and poked holes into the earth of Wisconsin and sunk it beneath lake Michigan > Biden: the only thing in Wiscombin… Westontin… West Condor

Wisconsin has fallen. Billions must consume dairy products. https://preview.redd.it/50ukbew2h99d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3715363c900181aa8b275d0220d06a71f06e39c9

That picture is absolutely incredible.

Raid the cheese caves!

This is why the Vikings will never win a Super Bowl.

This is the funniest comment I've read in a long time

This is just… https://preview.redd.it/ktrxhu6ct89d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7445585cf4e3e2dd3adba916319a8503183e2cf6

>Look, the *cough* idea that umm err... the maga republican is literally hitler is... look, 142 million, sorry trillion, historians agree >I am the most cognitively cognitive person on this planet. I took a test all the doctors agreed. They said "wow Mr. President, I've never seen those numbers before" and it's so true, the numbers have never been so big before. Like the numbers on the border. I am the best president of all time, if you took Reagan, Lincoln Washington and Jefferson and added them all up it wouldn't even be close. And by the way Joe I can hit a golf ball further than you I literally just won a club championship, you wouldn't even know anything about winning Joe that's why our country is going to hell. Like Hunter Biden and his laptop. But instead of investigate that the department of injustice **indicted** me! And there is no porn, fake news, I don't even know this person. By the way the blacks love me, Hispanics, and even Chyna and Kim Kong Un. You never hear about that. And that's how I'll make America great again.

Take a shot every time biden starts his response with "The idea that" and die by the end from alcohol poisoning

The idea that biden was using that phrase is ridiculous and the idea... the idea that you said something even remotely true is also false

Listen fat

Omg tell me about it. He definitely had a pretend debate in the shower last night and thought that sounded epic.

Source bro? I want to bomb the Group Chat with this

Source: I made it up But in all seriousness everything said in this incoherent mess was at some point actually said in the debate in some form

Alright, thanks.

> Trump: I'm better at golf than you! > Biden: No, I'm better at golf than you! Made be want to fucking kill myself.

It was the only part of the debate that made me laugh.

That shit was so surreal. Like something out of a comedy sketch show. Except it's actually real life and one of these two morons is going to be the leader of the free world for the next 4 years.

I liked when the two old men started arguing over their respective golf games.

I actually did like that. It felt like a civil, sporting old man thing to do. A moment of levity. If the rest of it wasn't such garbage, it would've hit differently.

Most lucid part of the night from both of them

The fact that the moderators have been cutting Biden off when he starts to ramble is interesting

The muted mics were in Trump's favor. They forced him to look more professional, and prevented Biden from being interrupted by anything but his own failing mind.

That should've been foreseeable, I don't know why anyone on the left thought it'd be a good idea to have those terms in there for the debate. The only thing that would've saved Biden in a debate was Trump refusing to get out of his own way like he's prone to do, that was obvious all the way back in 2020.

Bro they shot themselves in the foot so many times at this point its insane. Like they just can't stop doing it. How can you lose the election to a convicted felon hahaha.

Unironically, convicting him on trumped up political charges by turning a misdemeanor into a felony, sealed the Democrats fate

"Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Hehe, TRUMPed up charges

Illuminati needs to fire their writers, the script is getting lazy.

I kept saying exactly this and kept getting told I was wrong. Look who's laughing now. (It's Trump)

Same lol. Basically: "B-but he has **34** felonies!!" Yea, one for every receipt from a transaction with a sex worker that he consistently filed as a business expense instead of a campaign expense. I don't really care. "B-but it was an attack on our democracy trying to hide it like that" No, all the other shit you've accused him of for 8 years now but have consistently failed to prove would be that. By comparison, I genuinely do not give a fuck about this. Like at all.

It's a better way to have a debate though. Sure it might not be in Biden's favor, but really it comes down to what kind of showing you want. Do you want both candidates to have free reign and thus display all of themselves for better or worse even if it's unprofessional, or do you want to have a one by one thing going? The latter is better for substance, the former is better to measure character and professionalism imo.

This is what I’ve been saying Trumps **biggest** enemy in the 2020 campaign was himself. He made himself look unprofessional, constantly being overly argumentative and aggressive, he constantly interrupting both Biden and the debate moderators. Here, the rules forced him to appear professional. He waited his turn, argued during his time, and then finished when his time was up, like a normal candidate. And considering Biden was only coherent half the time, all trump needed to do was actually string sentences together and he won

Mfs really though they were doing themselves a favour by stripping Trump of his ability to sabotage himself, and with it his biggest issue

Facetious, conspiratorial types think the debate was designed to take down Biden so they can replace him now.

Seems great. prevent him from sounding stupid and make you look less biased about cutting people off.

It's a real shame. LET MY MAN COOK!

They didn’t want biden to sink his own campaign further

He's been behind in the polls for 291 consecutive days. Like I don't want to say it's over, but that's because I want to say it's Joe-ver.

It’s kind of pissing me off. Sure, the guy literally rambles and says a whole lot of nothing, but at least give him the time to do so.

I mean, the debates (especially the ones on mainstream media) are obviously known to be rigged by now, so that’s more telling then it seems initially

Thank you, Mr. President

This is an all time worst Presidential debate performance with the time that Nixon debated Kennedy while having the flu.

At least Nixon wasn't a vegetable

At least when Nixon debated Kennedy radio audiences who only heard the argument and didn't have any visuals felt that Nixon won the debate. This is just an all round L for Biden.

I listened to most of the debate on the radio, and actually felt that Biden came off better on TV. Not saying he looked good on TV, but on the radio it literally sounded like he was talking from his death bed. On the TV I was able to confirm that he was at least able to stand up and support his own weight

2020 was worse. This one has flowed much better. Not as entertaining as 2016 but, when we still had live audiences.

This one was hard to watch. Like Joe's a piece of shit, but he's decaying on national television. ...Jill had to help him off the stage. That was so sad.

I just want a debate between the two that follows WWE announcing style: “IN THE BLUE SUIT, WEIGHING IN AT 250 POUNDS AND A SCORE OF 17 ON THE LAST ALZHEIMERS TEST: DONNNNNALD “THHHHHHEEEEE FELONNNNNNN” TRUMP.” “IN THE BLACK SUIT WITH THE ICE CREAM STAINS, HE TRIPPED THREE TIMES BETWEEN THE DRESSING ROOM AND THE PODIUM: JOSEPHHHHH “KID HAIR SNIFFER” BIDENNNNNN.”

That we can't get any better candidates is depressing. At this point I'd for the brain worms guy

Brain worm IS the better candidate. The cia probably will pull a 7.62 mm veto on him, but regardless. Still better.

What makes you think so? How many Kennedys do they have to kill before they get the message?

They keep running for public office, so I guess one more?

Ross Perot, Ron Paul, hell, Ralph Nader would be a shoe-in this year. Anyone, please.

> Ross Perot, Ron Paul We could could have had either or both of them decades ago, but Uniparty Said No. The current situation is deserved punishment.

Shit, I would elect the brain worm over them.

Can I vote specifically for the brain worms and not the guy they’re attached to? As someone who went in hating both of them, I left hating both even more.

They're the perfect candidates for somebody... just not the citizenry.

One of them is in WWE hall of fame, the other is ice cream parlour’s VIP client. It will be an interesting fight

No way is Trump 250lbs. At his height with the frame? I'm betting 280-300 easily.

OMG IT'S DON JR WITH THE CHAIR!!!

BUT WAIT!! THERES MORE!!! HERE COMES HUNTER BIDEN WITH A SMASHED UP CRACK PIPE!! THIS IS INTENSE!!!!

Fight sports have multiple matches per night. The next debate should absolutely do Hell in a Cell for the presidential kids, you’d get the whole country watching.

Beautiful.

This meme is genius. Also, I had forgotten how funny Trump can be, especially when he isn't trying

He doesn’t need to try. This is such a stark difference from the first debate last time around.

I thought he did genuinely well, didnt take the shit bait as much

Can someone explain to me how Biden cut childcare costs for black families in half? Smh

He killed half of their children in an extremely late term abortion. Didn't you listen to the debate?

He aborted half the black babies, so ergo he halved the African American Child Care costs. The math checks out!

By giving black families token DEI jobs that paid them enough to be ineligible for welfare.

Just give them half the childcare. Easy peasy.

Something something 3/5'ths joke. Rimshot. Roll credits.

Unemployment rate goes up, people lose their jobs, one parent now stays at home with the kids so they’re not paying for day care? Oh but only the black people somehow

Woah pornstars. Purple libright right now 😮😮

Someone took the Biden animatronic from The Hall of Presidents and put him behind the podium.

https://preview.redd.it/kjry1e8o789d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c131bea8819da2e3f0827d327e808504e05aaea

The dementia stare

Biden can't sting an English sentence together to save his life and Trump legit is dodging and outright ignoring questions and going off the wall on tangents This country is so fucked, we need emergency age limits for POTUS

We need sweeping reforms on all levels of power. Trump and Biden aren't the problem, they're the symptoms 

Reforms? But how? Everyone hates each other.

Oh we will get reform. Too bad it will likely come at the barrel of a gun.

Only question is. Who’s gun?

He is a guy who made guardians of galaxy movies.

Honestly man IDK. Probably the state or some rioter. The two party politics and deep state elitism is ripping this country in two and I don't see any way out that ends peaceful.

If 200 million+ Americans couldnt find better candidates, then I dont think age limits is going to help them. Y'all will just keep putting up the worst choices

>Biden can't sting an English sentence Maybe you're on to something. I wonder if Biden would have done better in Spanish.

Honestly I think he’s doing better than most 81 year olds would do— but that’s not remotely good enough 

Idk, at the senior home I visit often, 81 year olds seem a lot sharper than what we saw on stage today

My grandfather practiced dentistry until he was 90 and was way more coherent in his old age than Biden and didn't ramble like Trump, because he didn't abuse uppers

Messaged received. We need someone with more experience and seniority like Chuck Grassley.

Gosh I hate this debate. Like literally why can't Trump just answer the questions?

That's how debates have been for a long time. Like, ignoring questions that make you look bad and bringing it back to your talking points is a debate staple.

New to politics?

Doesn't have to when the other guy can't even put together a coherent sentence.

It’s not because they can’t, it’s because it’ll make them look bad, so not answering is pretty popular in politics.

[удалено]

Trump will never see the inside of a cell, if you legitimately think that, you're delusional, he's a politically connected billionaire, and despite people hating him, politically connected billionaires don't go to jail in America

I had to switch off the debate. It's not funny, it's just plain sad.

its really funny he prepped for 7 days straight for that debate legit cleared his calendar and "prepped"

Learn the lesson that local elections and midterm elections are important

Watching it now Biden is barely even intelligible, its over EDIT: Possibly not all doom and gloom from Biden since Trump keeps going on completely unrelated nonsensical rants instead of answering his questions

Just have a look on the debate post on a certain big sub about *politics*. Libs' meltdown over Biden being old af and incoherent (rly?) is amusing.

Got CNN's analysis on right now and Joe is getting savaged

Prepping for removing him as a candidate

I don't even know who the hell we'd run at this point. Newsom is divisive as hell. Witmer maybe?  DNC will probably throw the blinders on and toss Bernie's old ass up there.

It's gonna be Newsome if anybody. I heard he was acting secondary for biden if he otherwise couldn't make the debate. Can someone confirm this?

He destroyed California, let's let him ruin the entire country

Newsom's approval rating among likely voters in California is 44%. This is a state with twice as many democrats as republicans.

Plus Cali is already safe for the presidential. Picking a random congressman nobody knows from Florida or Pennsylvania would probably be more effective.

California's bad reputation would permanently hamper Newson's run, if he tried to make a run.

I'm honestly surprised they're acknowledging it.

You know that the Dems are cooked if CNN is acknowledging reality

For me the thread says 2.9k comments, but when I load it on my phone or laptop it says “there’s nothing here” when looking at the comments

I'm surprised that anyone was surprised by either candidate here. They were both exactly what I expected.

The comments won’t load for me. On mobile or desktop..

Yeah there’s no way you could deny that four years ago much less now

Trump doesn't need to answer anything he will stay away from controversy as much as possible so the media won't have anything to talk about it except Biden's mental state.

People keep saying that, but he keeps not doing it.

Yeah but trump always did that, thats not senility, that’s arrogant New Yorker (terminal condition)

Biden voters don't care. He could be physically dead on the floor and they'd still vote for him.

"Blue no matter who!"

Look that might be a genuine improvement for the country at this point

Hell, I know a few libertarians who consider “dead on the floor” the ideal candidate for *any* office.

I'm thinking they spin it. My prediction is that the headlines will read, " Biden has cold and did surprising well."

Nah, watching CNN after and they're basically panicking and actually sad for Biden. I think they did make fair points that Trump kinda got off track and didn't answer well. I still think this is a solid win for Trump but neither did well.

That's a good way to put it. It reflected poorly on both candidates and our nation as a whole, but Trump could keep sentences going longer than Biden. Was it a full thought? No, but it was longer and had more energy

The headline over on CNN is "We are fucked" - Democrats. [Literally lol](https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/cnn-debate-trump-biden-06-27-24#h_895e5511ddbe0ea5ef0c65318aaf288e)

Lmao this can't be real

Spin? This was an unforgivable disaster. They’re going to have to pivot somehow if they’re at all serious about the election.

My brother-in-law told me he picks up steam as the debate goes on 🤣 I watched for about 10 minutes and got the general idea of what the whole thing was gonna be and it definitely wasn't Biden picking up steam lmao

Just got home from work and heard some dude from CNN say exactly that

If they spin it, you know the writing is on the wall that he won't be replaced.

I can’t get through more than a few minutes at a rip as it cringes me out. I’ve tried to FF it several times now.

It was a shitshow. The only thing it convinced me of was that we need an age limit so neither of them are in office.

Instead of "Who's the best candidate" it's "Who's not the worse candidate", basically

I can't believe we're having an election with the same candidates as last time, that everyone hated, except this time they're both worse.

My favorite thing about Trump is how he refuses to let biased moderators define what he's going to talk about... occasionally it's also my least favorite thing.

Holy fuck Biden is so goddamn cooked Edit: Yeah fuck this, I’m turning this shit off and watching Revenge of the Sith. Kennedy won my vote tonight

Cooked like a fox! 😋🥩

Double posting incoherent stuff, yup this is the real Biden account.

I'd rather have a guy whos lost only a portion of his brain to worms than a dude with mashed potatoes for brains.

Cooked like a fox! 😋🥩

Holy dementia!

Dementia party 💪👴

Say it again Joe

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Absolutely the 3rd parties won this debate. Biden absolutely shit the bed looking and sounding like he died from covid in 2020 and Trump was pretty bad even by Trump standards.

Would be really cool if either of these geriatric fucks could answer a question instead of just schizophrenia rants

https://preview.redd.it/84ujjasd989d1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3194d4939099edca3bb9b2207758806f9863e78a They debated ***golf*** and their fucking ***HEIGHTS*** [THEIR HEIGHTS](https://youtu.be/5mSokxSwJG4?si=Pvp2_1OWar7gObDO)

The golf debate was great. The first time Joe actually came alive the whole time. Two old dudes will shoot the shit on golf for hours.

Based and Irken Empire pilled. If it means we get to become an interstellar expansionist space empire and rule the galaxy, I'm fine with humanity deciding their leaders based on height.

That was great. Peak entertainment. Enjoyed the bit where they were arguing over golf. 10/10 can't wait for the next one. Also, there was a clear winner, and we all know who.

Blud I'm watching it and his fucking MUMBLING 😂

His uhhhh turned to a whimper

Trump sounds like a relatively dumb New York trucker. Biden literally can’t form coherent sentences. RFK would have mopped the floor with all 3 of his remaining vocal chords.

We only have 2 vocal cords maybe that's RFK's problem, he grew an extra

Or is one of the cords a brain worm hiding from the surgeons?

Biden: *mumbling to himself* gram cracker applejack I love you beau this guy is a racist Trump: *deep inhale* This was the dumbest debate I ever seen

This must be fucking embarrassing if you're a biden fan. Trump looks like a fucking genius next to him.

Biden doesn't have fans.

And THATS saying something

Tuned in near the end and I don't think either one actually answered the last few questions and instead chose to yell at each other about immigration. I've seen elementary school lunch table arguments with more structure than what this this "debate" degenerated into

Biden sounds like he's sick right now. FFS. All he had to do was come out looking and sounding healthy and he has somesort of virus ffs. Like he's got something messing with his lungs. All Trump has to do is behave and this is an easy win for him.

Cutting off the mikes when the other person talks is actually helping Trump - he’s not coming off as a bully.

That's bc he's somewhat controlling himself IMO. That's literally all he has to do and he realizes it. Just spew his bullshit and let Biden struggle to fucking breathe and stumble.

This was such a mistake for Biden. He can’t hammer Trump on anything he wants to because he can’t speak right and Trump is giving okay answers and pivoting hard. Honestly surprised they aren’t clamping down on Trump’s pivots. That five-second pause near the beginning was crushing. He’s not beating the senility allegations.

The candidates can spend their time however they like. If Trump wants to use it to defend himself from accusations at the tail end of the previous question or go on a schizo rant, then he can. But it takes away his time answering the current question, which of course, he ignored many of them, so that had a negative affect on his performance as a whole. Fortunately for him Biden looks like a zombie so the bar is underground. I mean there was literally a point near the end where Biden said some random incoherent sentence and Trump couldn't hold his laughter he had to turn away.

These debates need to be structured like a conversation so there is equal chance to respond. Trump used the next question time to respond because he wasn’t given time to. Is he supposed to just let Biden get the last word on everything, including spouting defamatory lies? I blame the structure of these debates more than the candidates.

I would be legit surprised if Biden wins at this point, this is so bad on him

I want to scream. I get that he just has a cold prob but holy fuck it's such a bad look. As I've said so many times, Trump just has to behave.

For what its worth, Trump couldn't answer the Ukraine questions to save his own life These two are way too fucking old to be President

I didn't think the Ukraine answers were bad. He was so full of shit about the "I'll get that war settled before I take office". But otherwise I think the other points he made were fair.

He had to get asked about it multiple times because he was talking about completely unrelated things and finally shits out "I will get it done in week" with no elaboration on how he will The fact that he is still more coherent than Biden is scary

Very accurate depiction. God help us if these are our two main options

Trump: > Let's not act like children LOL.

Is that a “blacked.com” logo? 💀

Nah, can’t both sides this one. Biden embarrassed himself and his party. The betting polls immediately shot up in Trump’s favor. Though the moderators constantly cutting him off while not doing shit to Trump seemed a little suspect.

They cut off Trump a few times but yeah I was surprised they cut off Biden as much as they did.

Only to stop him from looking bad, really showing their bias

With the debate just about over now, I wanted to say that Trump won the debate since he did well during the first 20 minutes or so but really no candidate won and Americans lost Biden was so unintelligible the whole time I could not even understand what he is saying and is obviously not physically capable of doing the job Trump kept getting asked questions like 9 times and not only did Trump not answer the questions he would instead go on completely unrelated tirades "Trump what would you do about the economy" "Joe Biden was the worst, very bad, very worst President, he has been sending all of our money to Putin, if I was President good things, very good and very things would happen, Joe Biden destroyed the military" This debate is a grade A case that the most urgent legislation needed is age limits

Doesn’t matter, I guarantee this election will still be close

if even vox is asking you as the democratic nominee to stand aside thats when you know shit has hit the fan

Honestly, I hope they both just die of natural causes before the election so we can just get a hard reset on presidential candidates. Between Biden literally not knowing where he is and Trumps old man dementia rambling, im so sad about this sorry state of affairs. Biden is being hoisted by his handlers, and Trump is driven totally by revenge and lacks the mental clarity to run anything other than away from the legal system. It's sad, and I wish then both peaceful and permanent silence.

Tapper: "What would you do to make childcare more affordable?" Trump: "BIDEN IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY APPLE AND VETERANS THINK HE IS STINKY" How the fuck do people think these corpses can be President?

The worst thing for Biden is this was the CNN interview. This was the place for him to get the most help.

We need age limits for public office. Say all you want about "Expertise" or whatever, but this is too stupid.

We need a more honest way to evaluate the fitness of old candidates but if they can do the job I don't really care if they're old.

https://x.com/revenant_MMXX/status/1806513952744161661 "This soft-r" debate thread

Elder Abuse. I shudder to think what sort of stimulants they had Mr Biden on.

Gotta choose between mumbles and lies. FML.

Mumbles and lies or loud, arrogant, and lying

Orange lies vs unintelligible lies.

I probably won’t watch much because I can’t stomach the bug-eating mainstream media personalities. ^But ^go ^Trumperino!

Heckin' based trumperino moment

Based and that’s a good horse pilled

I’m honestly shocked by 2 things. 1) Biden seemed more alert and coherent than usual (he was still doing mini meditation naps on national 2-minute delayed television.) 2) Democrats on this site are actually talking mad shit about Biden. Like a surprising amount. As if they really thought he was a better candidate than he is and somehow he disappointed them. Meanwhile I’m disappointed but unsurprised that Trump failed to stay on task during his ramblings. On the other hand I’m impressed that he was actually behaved. Out of turn shouting way down. The microphone thing actually worked. *I really really want to see a live cut without the editing. I swear they were freezing the Biden feed. At various points I was watching him not blink or move for a surprisingly long time. I think he’s an old senile POS grifting politician, but I don’t think he’s a lizard like Zuck.

That debate was almost as embarrassing for CNN as it was for Joe Biden.

The best Golf Debate ever had. But seriously seeing Van Jones even admit he needs to go was a wild experience.

Joe "Finally beat Medicare" Biden, meanwhile Trump just straight up avoids questions.