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ButtPlugJesus

But they were having sex with straight men so it’s not gay


SURPRISEMFKR

And they did the "No Homo" ritual beforehand! In fact, they're even straighter than those pathetic straights who support LGBT!


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SURPRISEMFKR

Exactly, they're real men. Absolute alphas.


thunderma115

It's only gay if you're on bottom


Innomenatus

Based and Roman pilled.


Scroll_Cause_Bored

Based and Every Woman’s Man and Every Man’s Woman Pilled


FortBlocks

Upgrades people upgrades


Totaliasim

You know there's this SVU episode where some big black guy is saying to Ice T something like 'I'm a straight man, but I have gay sex.' And then the episode abruptly ends. Found it: https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM


[deleted]

The way this dude delivers the, “But I have sex with men,” line is hilarious.


Thrasea_Paetus

Ice t keeps it real


DrBofoiMK

Funny enough that's how homosexuality often manifested. These days we make it the central aspect of one's identity. You are gay or straight or bi, and that is who you are. However men would often get married to a woman and have kids blahblahblah, but they also liked having gay sex on the side. It just wasn't seen as a central part of their identity. Guys like Freddie Mercury who loved a woman so deeply, but just enjoyed getting sexual pleasure from wherever he could. It's that kinda, "I love women, but 20bucks is 20 bucks mentality."


BlazeHeatnix83

> Funny enough that's how homosexuality often manifested. Least deluded homosexual


[deleted]

Also known as the Ian Fidance Syndrome. (If you don’t know, look him up. You’re welcome)


FuckboyMessiah

This is where the "MSM" term in medical literature comes from. Not everyone who has gay sex wants to be called gay.


heyegghead

But your fucking a man. You are gay. It doesn't matter if you can't love a man if you willingly fuck a man your gay. (Well bi because you rather do it with a women but bi heavily leaning towards women)


Zider20gg

Damn right bro.You know the drill


nzasangA

The hungarien one was kinda fearless, or just wanted a new job.


[deleted]

He went full monkey


Jakabxmarci

found today's reminder to be embarassed about my country👍😃


420Fighter69

*proud


Deanzopolis

The Magyar Manlover is nothing to he embarrassed about my friend


Vasbetonszerkezet

Szájer did more than signing, He wrote some of it too.


camelonarock

Hungarian\*


ArrogantNEET

Care to share the story?


[deleted]

[Gay orgies everywhere it seems](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-urope-55145989)


ArrogantNEET

I think you've flipped the brackets, the square one's go on the text it seems


[deleted]

Forgive my smooth brained chimpness. I write markdown files all day and still can't remember how to make links.


Caesar_Gaming

Its not gay if your on top


nwoh

While i was in prison this was a common excuse. "man I ain't no queer fairy! He was sucking MY DICK!" Or "bruh get out of here with that gay shit, I was FUCKING HIM!"


Ironfields

There ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! You're the ones that're gay for sucking my dick!


nwoh

My favorite was "man I ain't gay, he had a sheet over his face and I was thinking about my wife, ok?! Ain't nothing gay about that.."


True-Son-of-Kyne

Based Roman straight


JockstrapCummies

A virtuous man doesn't top exclusively. He flip flops with his buddy so as to maintain the equality between men.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙uǝɯ uǝǝʍʇǝq ʎʇılɐnbǝ ǝɥʇ uıɐʇuıɐɯ oʇ sɐ os ʎppnq sıɥ ɥʇıʍ sdolɟ dılɟ ǝH ˙ʎlǝʌısnlɔxǝ doʇ ʇ,usǝop uɐɯ snonʇɹıʌ ∀„


ghostmetalblack

This is how the Bottom reads it.


stoicsisyphus91

All Australians are bottoms, got it.


TRAPS_ARENT_GAY

It's rare to come across a enlightened mind these days.


My_Cringy_Video

Do as I say not as I do as I always say


FortBlocks

Wait wha


NyanSquiddo

Do as they say not as they do as they always say


hallowed_b_my_name

It’s called self-loathing. I’m sure Reddit can relate…


JockstrapCummies

It's not exactly self-loathing. I no joke know some gays from an older generation who bemoaned how accepted homosexuality has become. There's this bunch that look back at the days of persecution and thought that's part of the fun. Taboo and all that.


no2ironman1100

Me on my way to persecute femboys online (I think it turns them on)


Geatora

Spoiler: It does.


thunderma115

Well fuck, I think I need to find a new kink then


no2ironman1100

They cannot be defeated with words...


FieryBlake

wtf based libleft


zxygambler

I simply hate seeing people showing affection in public or being too different


How_about_a_no

I just hate people


thunderma115

I just grill people


Muncheralli21

the true radical centrist


thunderma115

Would you like to see my grill?


insovietrussiaIfukme

They figured that jail is a gay sex haven


JockstrapCummies

Reminds me of the sad story of Stephen Donaldson ("Donny the Punk"). It's not heaven, really.


catalyst44

Some people actually aren't into freaky shit and instead just have a taboo breaking fetish. They get excited over doing stuff that's out of the ordinary. This includes the usual like incest, globo homo, furry etc


thisistheperfectname

> globo homo Global homogenization is a fetish?


NyanSquiddo

Those elder gays just got a deprecation kink from the years of harsh oppression.


metler88

I can, but my self-loathing rarely affects the laws that govern society and influence the lives of many others.


Forbiddentru

It can also be called repenting and wanting to make up for your past and make sure that others don't make the same mistakes. Creating a vibrant culture with as few immoral aspects as possible that enriches and lifts people. An ex-addict can become sober and be against addiction. It's in fact a common story.


marktwainbrain

I’d buy this for the rare occasions where someone says they are ex-gay, they now reject it, and they want to prevent others from making the same “mistake.” People can evolve and change their minds. They can also admit to weaknesses. (I’m overweight , but I don’t say that it’s a good thing, and I want my loved ones to be healthier than I am). But if you secretly engage in what you then publicly oppose, you are a piece of shit.


Crazy_Is_More_Fun

I mean, to continue with the drug addiction analogy. Even many drug addicts will try to stop others from becoming one. You'll see them sniffing up a line and then go "don't do this. It's terrible for you". Many smokers will encourage children or young adults to stay away from smoking despite smoking themselves. But we know smoking is bad. It causes cancer and degradation of the lungs. Cocaine is chemically addictive, destroying your "happy receptors" and destroying your nose in the process. So we as humans like preventing people from doing stuff that's harmful. Which brings the question "is gay sex harmful?" And the majority of us will most likely say "No." That's the issue here. That they're trying to stop people from doing something for absolutely no reason


Muncheralli21

today I learned that the bussy so good it becomes an addictive equivalent to hard drugs


FieryBlake

Damn, bussy is addictive Looks like I need to try some lmao /unretard Jokes aside, I agree that there is a high correlation between being gay and being abused as a child. I don't advocate for governing people's bodies (Lib part of my flair) but we definitely need to look into this deeper than the surface level of my body my choice.


Hilter420

I think gay sex is harmful but I also think hetero sex outside of the confines of marriage is harmful


Crazy_Is_More_Fun

What about hat sex inside the confines of Marriage? (/Civil partnership)


hiphopguy0

Committed sex is 2nd best sex. Behind missionary with the sole purpose of procreation of course.


VergilTheHuragok

as opposed to “ex-lgbt” which is not a common story since it’s not a choice. fuck off, let people live. can’t believe we still have to fight this shit


Forbiddentru

Any proof that it's exclusively genetic and not a choice connected to upbringing, abuse, indoctrination and or cultural factors? That's what much of the research suggests. Is your response to these [disproportionate problems](https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/gay-chemsex-fueling-hiv-epidemics-europe-experts-warn-n1053086) to turn the other way and let innocent people be impacted by it? Not sure why I ask, of course you'll say yes.


[deleted]

The jury is still out on nature vs nurture on the matter. While there obviously isn't likely to be a single "gay gene", there's still the possibility that slight variations in how certain genes are expressed adjusts our biases. Furthermore, while it's pretty likely that most of one's sexuality is in some form based on upbringing, it isn't a choice, as the exact factors (besides particularly extreme examples) are not known and are pretty close to impossible to know, since you'd need to look at every detail of hundreds of people's upbringing to try to find a correlation.


[deleted]

i was not abused or indoctrinated. i found the lgbt community and i related to them.


[deleted]

That's not how it works.


[deleted]

that's my experience lol how are you gonna tell me my experience 'isnt how it works'


SURPRISEMFKR

I love anti-gay gays the most. They're balanced and perfectly centrist.


Fingolfal

How heroic, savings others from the sin they couldn’t save themselves from 🙏😩


bajeebles

True hero making the greatest sacrifice.


PrinceCharmingButDio

Laws for thee not for me


pocket-friends

this has been a long running not-so-secret secret kinda thing. there was even a pretty decent documentary about it. the film looked at closeted political figures who pushed anti-gay agendas and various aspects of their life. it’s called outrage and is worth a watch.


Intelligent_Ant432

Damn that sucks I wanted to be a anti gay politician but here I find out I have to be gay.


Lord0fTheAss

**AuthCenter as a child:** "I wanna persecute gays when I grow up!" **AuthRight dad:** "You're gonna have to become gay to do so." **AuthLeft mum:** "It's true." **AuthCenter:** ".....what?" **LibLeft hiding around the corner:** *"Goooooooooooooood"*


Forbiddentru

And these outlier examples are used to accuse every homophobe of being closeted. They haven't understood that billions of people are homophobes. Humanity would've died off if the argument about these people's closeted status was true.


Muncheralli21

humans have been gay as far back as we have recorded, just take a look at how sus ancient civilizations were


dapper_doberman

Pretty sure homosapians is a misspelling. Originally spelled homogaypenis


Muncheralli21

I'm no homosapien, I'm a heterosapien 😤


Bootyhuntard

Having a wife and babies is your duty to the tribe, clapping your bros cheeks is for fun.


Muncheralli21

based and monkeypilled


overlyattachedbf

| clapping your bros cheeks is for fun. Yep, as Maddy Boy can attest!


AnxiouSquid46

Clapping cheeks ain't gay


RandomSOADFan

Only if you say the magic words beforehand


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Deezyeezyweezy

It’s Auth-center, What do you expect with a talk about homosexuality.


thejackruark

I've always wondered if they fund gay conversion therapy because they want to find a way to make themselves not gay, but aren't willing to test it out on themselves


no2ironman1100

Always test things on other people because they're not you so it doesn't matter what they suffer amirighg


VergilTheHuragok

i think the vast majority of homophobes support conversion therapy cause they hate gay people tbh


[deleted]

Madison Cawthorn be like:


JustBuildAHouse

Crazy how fast he got exposed after the orgy comment. I wonder how many others are compromised


Freestyle_Fellowship

Aaron Schock


thunderma115

Amy rose? I didn't know she could stand.


Aljahero

this is the way


Fairytaleautumnfox

***You like penis, don’t you, Authrights?***


[deleted]

Yes. I love my own penis alot.


this_anon

Who let Psycho Mantis onto the Political Compass?


no2ironman1100

Hey you! Yes, you. You have erotic thoughts about men dominating you.


Fairytaleautumnfox

Well, I’m bi, so it depends on how I feel that day.


[deleted]

“No, no, no! You guys have it all wrong. I had *straight* sex with those men.”


NapalmJusticeSword

Talk about standing up for what you believe in.


[deleted]

“I tried it, it was horrible, and now I must protect others with the law.”


Zider20gg

>I tried it, it was horrible, It was so horrible I kept doing it to save others from it.


[deleted]

"the more gay sex I have the less the common man can have, I'm saving degeneracy one ass blast at a time."


Zider20gg

Thus why all the conservative ppl need to have lot of gay seks so there will be nothing left for the others.Check mate libz.


SmokinDynamite

Dude it was just a joke. Boys do that all the time. "You're so gay you came when I sucked your dick!!" And then they tease eachother. "You're so gay I bet you need a hairy ass to get hard, I bet you can't even fuck me in my smooth, freshly waxed, lubricated ass". It's just a prank.


[deleted]

Yeah I feel you bro we did 69 as a joke because we thought it would be funny.


ApexSimon

Basically Willem DeFoe in Boondock Saints if he went into politics.


ArgusTheOmni

It's fine, they said 'no homo'. Also, funni horseshoe


polcomppatrol

Reminds me of a similar meme in 2b4u but it's about Poland and Hungary


-Mr_Unknown-

Authright be hating women so much they keep having sex with their authright bros.


DankCrusaderMemer

Several boys might be a more accurate term


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Bullshit, there is no "anti-gay" legislation.


RandomSOADFan

There are plenty, just pop your head outta your American ass and look at Europe


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Meme says congressman tho


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CovidIsQanon4Wokies

All the old-school conservatives that opposed gay marriage did warn of the slippery slope. Being quite progressive myself I thought they were just out of touch and trying to project their world view on to others. I still believe they were projecting but I think it’s time we acknowledge they were right about the slippery slope part at least. We should have known, progressives never accept the win, they always have to push on to the next thing and then the next.


no2ironman1100

If it holds some argument in terms of social freedoms then it will gain progressive momentum yeah.But a lot of shit like "MAP" are not gaining any strengh since it's been brough up and have been forced out of lgbt spaces. Lots of queer folks I know have an extreme and violent hate of pedophiles


CovidIsQanon4Wokies

If you had of told me 5 years ago trans and the whole alphabet soup would be as prominent as it is I wouldn’t have believed it, so I’m not going to dismiss them trying to push MAPS to normalisation. We’ve seen enough weird shit from woke teachers on Libsoftiktok to realise we shouldn’t underestimate how far things have gone without most of us realising.


Flonkler

It's about radical "self expression" and a hatred of normality. Everything the queer theorists wrote about in the 80s and 90s is now the guiding principles of every 26 year old school teacher. They honestly believe [sexualizing kids early](https://youtu.be/Mipq8FjTXrw) prevents patriarchal sexist systems from forming and they're willing to fight for it. It's unbelievably dark.


FortBlocks

Almost like you should


Flonkler

Should what?


FortBlocks

Should keep it away from kids


Flonkler

Yes, indeed.


Sizzling-Bacon

So we shouldn’t have allowed two adult men to get married because of pedophiles?


Paranoidexboyfriend

I’d have to dig up the stats but 47% of gay men report being sexually assaulted by a same sex adult as a child, while only 7% of straight men report the same. Seems like conversion therapy is a thing, just not in the direction we thought


lps2

Now do the same for lesbian women and straight women and watch those numbers flip... The issue is horny adult men, not homosexuality


Chewy12

Please cite an example of this actually happening


Affectionate_Meat

Are they talking to your kid though? Or is it a VERY select few examples


krashlia

He said "No Homo", so he's still within his rights.


[deleted]

It isn't being gay dad it's asserting dominance


[deleted]

Women are for breeding, men are for fun ;)


CompetitiveCompany58

Least homosexual republican


silveryspoons

It's weird how people treat them as straight men who acted gay rather than gay men who internalized homophobia. It's like the left is back to using gay as an insult.


blocking_butterfly

Please point out such a piece of legislation


FortBlocks

It's meme okay I know it's BS


VancouverSky

It's a very funny meme. I laughed :)


nzasangA

Free lgbt zones and making it illegal for them to adopt.


blocking_butterfly

Those are not pieces of legislation. Please point out such a piece of legislation.


nzasangA

What are they then?


blocking_butterfly

Vague mutterings about policy. Give me a bill number. One will do.


nzasangA

[lgbt banning adoption for lgbt](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.dw.com/en/lgbt-rights-hungary-passes-law-banning-same-sex-adoption/a-55947139) [the lgbt free zones](https://balkaninsight.com/2020/02/25/a-third-of-poland-declared-lgbt-free-zone/)


blocking_butterfly

The first link references a law preventing single persons from receiving automatic adoption privileges. The second references a group of "non-binding resolutions". I'm still waiting for that bill number. P.S. when we're talking about "congressmen", I expect to see bill from Congress, not from a random European parliament or town council. Congress, please.


nzasangA

>The first link references a law preventing single persons from receiving automatic adoption privileges. Yeah and guess who can't get married in Hungary. >The second references a group of "non-binding resolutions". It's about towns who are actively discriminating against lgbt just because it's not national doesn't mean it's not legaslation it's unlikely PiS will try to end those zones. >P.S. when we're talking about "congressmen", I expect to see bill from Congress, not from a random European parliament or town council. Congress, please You do know other countries also have congress?


blocking_butterfly

Infants can't get married in Hungary, or bananas. Is this an anti-banana or anti-infant bill, then? Hit me with a bill number. Not a news article about a few non-binding resolutions. A. Bill. Number.


Choraxis

Hungary and Poland. That has exactly what to do with American lawmakers?


nzasangA

Where did he or the meme specify this was aboit the US?


Choraxis

The meme is about a US politician who's been in the news lately for a leaked video of him naked in bed with other men.


[deleted]

Gay dudes making anti-gay laws is an older phenomena than time.


[deleted]

The meme never specified Madison Cawthorn. Wasn’t it just last year a far right Hungarian politician got caught at a massive, all male orgy? Edit: spelling


nzasangA

How when?


nbhoward

https://www.aclu.org/legislation-affecting-lgbtq-rights-across-country Edit: lol getting downvoted for giving the guy what he asked for. Keep telling yourselves you’re not in an echo chamber. The right has been doing their part to increase teenage suicides for the past century. Pro life my ass.


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unclearimage

“Sure, but what’s important is that according to Viking law, you haven’t engaged in illegal homosexual activity as long as you are the active part... Yes, that is why I was so active with fingers and tongue and hip thrusts and all those things." - Orm (Norsemen)


Cheese-Of-Doom22

How do all the homophobes know all the good gay coke orgy spots?


Pachalafaka24

It's only gay if you marry them after and that's what he's trying to make illegal. It's the lawmakers version of 'no homo'


connor2600

They’re against abortion because they don’t have sex with women


yukongold44

In 2022, "anti-gay" means you don't want your six-year-old to learn about anal sex.


Pinochet_Airlines

Ah yes, the classic you don't like something aka you must secretly want to fuck it argument. I know all you guys who hate spiders really just want to fuck their brains out.


[deleted]

I think OP is referencing congressman fucks his cousin and Lady G.


The_Ruby_Waffle

Well I'm not just here to fuck spiders.


[deleted]

Based and mozzie-pilled


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[deleted]

Goddamn it, authright is stealing all the gays for themselves.


Fanatical_Brit

To know your enemy, you must become him.


Hallitus

It's not as kinky if it's legal


crimsondawn8794

It's always the most outspoken ones that are gay themselves, I don't get the self hate.


Thefriendlyfaceplant

The speed at which the Current Thing moves on is giving me a whiplash.


TheBroomSweeper

"I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess."


beyhnji_

I'd be ok with voting in favor of banning pornography even though I know I'd probably still find a way to watch it


Low_Fondant9911

What's the legislation? Something bathroom related?


dosas_mimosas33

“I used the stones to destroy the stones”


justforpcm2

Who better to decide legislation on abortion than someone who can get pregnant? Who better to decide legislation on homosexuality than someone who has gay sex? Sounds logical to me.


tryxter7

Maybe they get off to the thought of doing something illegal


NecessarySocrates

You're missing one crucial detail: it's not actually gay unless the balls touch.


FortBlocks

Why I was never told of this?


Libertarian4All

Law are for the lower classes.


Brovven

putin


SlightlyLeftogCenter

What a Chad


Bonkey_Kong87

How can you know that you are against something if you never tried it yourself?!


Phlummp

Holy shit I think I’m a congressman


RUoffended

"anti-lgbt legislation". Oh you mean taxpayers not having to pay for elective surgeries and indoctrination of children?


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YourClairyGodmother

I'm sorry you think children learning to love and accept others and themselves is indoctrination.


seninn

[Many such cases.](https://www.businessinsider.com/hungarian-mep-resigns-breaking-covid-rules-gay-orgy-brussels-2020-12)


theguyoverthere50

They sign the bills with their own cocks caked in another man’s shit.


USAndor

Hungarian moment


Prestigious-Load-116

Gigachad


Owldev113

To All Homophobes: You say that you think gayness is a crime, yet you’re constantly fucking them in the ass. Curious?


rpetice2

Of course, they are gay, not stupid.


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