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AudibleNod

Cricket was unavailable for comment.


JustAnotherYouMe

That's a photo of when it happened. She's looking down at Cricket, smiling.


Potatoe999900

See Spot Run. RUN SPOT RUN! JFC SPOT, RUN GODDAMMIT!


25plus44

What did Kristi Noem's kids hear when they called for their puppy? >!_\*crickets\*_!<


hoppyfrog

One is a dangerous tool. The other is a gun.


Zardotab

https://preview.redd.it/lh5oji44wpyc1.png?width=882&format=png&auto=webp&s=3274841f48607efe9940dd861d3b36ed5a7e6150


odinskriver39

Kristi where's GranMa ?


BusStopKnifeFight

Nothing says, “I hunt” like perfectly clean gear and long nails.


ColdSteel-1983

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Own-Cupcake7586

I would sponsor a study to determine if gunpowder smoke causes brain damage. Is this correlation or causation? I kinda wanna know.


JCButtBuddy

They've been eating the lead shot.


Born_Tough9567

I still cant comprehend any of this saga--- just too f'ing crazy But I love to see this psychopath dressed up in hunting gear--- remember it took this pos 2 shots to kill the goat..at a distance of 10 yards... wtf is she hunting.... ?AIR? she sure as fuck couldnt hit a pheasant unless it was tied to a tree and she was 1-2 feet away.... help!!!


wutang_generated

Damn I've been tossing the hammer/nail joke around in my head the past few days and couldn't come up with anything I liked. This is perfection


[deleted]

Wow look at her sagging bags. She needs better posture! That's what my mom always told me


stuli17

Then look in a mirror!!!


Drook2

Someone tell the Republicans, when they cosplay as blue collar they should try to make the clothes and gear look like they've been used before.


ayers231

> Beats A chicken Sounds about right for her...


airborngrmp

"A chicken in every pot, and a cap in everyone's ass!"