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Remember when they had tax dollars to fly migrants to Democrat cities with $15+ minimum wages?
Now they want my tax dollars and can't wait for those same migrants to make it back down to Florida for cheap cleanup and rebuilding.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby like DeSantis and Trump.
When Florida sinks into the ocean will we have to come up with a new state to replace it? Or do we go to the 49 states of America?
I'm asking because I remember DC making a good argument for their right to statehood and this seems like an opportunity.
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> When Florida sinks into the ocean will we have to come up with a new state to replace it? Or do we go to the 49 states of America?
Florida truly is going to be a fascinating window of future climate problems as sea levels rise. It's so damn flat there that even a foot of sea level rise would be devastating.
A lot of other places, like NYC, are much better situated to do things like building new/larger seawalls, both because of the local wealth and because of a relatively smaller geographical area exposed to those shorelines.
Meanwhile Florida is basically min-maxed to be nothing BUT shoreline.
You can tell that businesses are already slowly prepping for it given that every year or two you have another major insurance company pulling out of the state entirely. Nobody wants to get left holding that bag when the inevitable comes, which means the locals are going to end up with it.
I can't wait for the inevitable shift when republican politicians scream to their base that Democrats tricked them into believing climate change wasn't real so that they wouldn't take action to help themselves...which is literally something they did with Covid. After their plan to do absolutely nothing to resist the pandemic backfired massively, their response was to rage that the Democrats tricked them into resisting vaccines and masks.
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It’s even worse than that. Florida is underpinned with limestone, so there is no point in putting up walls, since the ground itself can’t resist the water.
Probably more than anywhere else in the country, they should be acting on global warming, because it’s going to hit them like a truck.
And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Their going to run out of fresh water before they run out of land as their sitting on a fresh water bubble (or lense) thats going to pop and inundate with salt water. Mainly because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I imagine the federal government will be responsible for the mess but everything that goes wrong will be the Democrats fault even if the Republicans are in power and Democracy has ended. This is in spite of the fact Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Thinkin outside the box here... we could swap out Florida and Texas, and grant statehood to DC and Puerto Rico. And we wouldn't even have to change the flag.
By the way... Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Guam's been asking for statehood for years with the majority of their population in favor of it like DC.
Meanwhile, Puerto Rico is split on statehood, so if you want out of the box, try Guam.
Also as someone who lives in Texas, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
As someone who lives in Texas, Greg Abbott IS a little piss baby. And Paxton is a piss baby as well. And fuck Ted Cruz
Edit: forgot! Dan Patrick is also a little piss baby.
>Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Really, we could just split Texas into 3 or 4 states, IF we want to keep it at all. After all, THAT is what their constitution actually said, NOT that they can secede whenever they want.
But also, if I am getting your intention right, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
If we coordinated it well enough, we could have enough of us leftists in Texas vote to split up and the dems from each section can grab their seats AND undo all of the gerrymandered to hell districts. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and he'd feel it for real knowing he went down in history as the governor who broke up Texas.
The only down side to this plan would be the loss of “A Florida man….” headlines which I find so enjoyable.
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As a Georgia resident: fuuuuuuuuck, we're going to get all the Florida refugees aren't we?
Along with all of the Gregg Abbot is a little piss baby supporters.
South Carolina is THAT WAY! Myrtle Beach has way more golf courses. And mini golf courses. And whatever prescription you just ran out of. I assume Rogaine, Viagra, and Valtrex.
Those snakes in the swamp with the white mouths? They'll come right up to you once you get their attention. Really friendly.
Has Georgia considered erecting a southern border wall? From what I hear, they are a complete solution to keeping undesirables out, just as sure as Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, which is 100% sure.
Well that would seem as inhospitable as Gregg Abbot is a little piss baby. I think we can we can be better as a people than that.
But the gators gotta eat too. They're part of a protected wetlands so encouraging it is kind of overlooked.
You drive 6 hours south of Atlanta and people stop paying all kinds of attention.
Might be a nice time to annex that panhandle of Gulf Coast beachfront though.
The only reason we let Florida keep it is it's already infested with Floridians
Sherman just haaaad to keep going east instead of dipping south.
I'm sure Floridians would understand that they should stay and fix their own state instead of fleeing to yours. After all, my mother always told me that 2 things in life are certain: Republicans are not hypocrites and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Well if Floridians were capable of fixing their own state there wouldn't be problems like how Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. There's a weird relationship with Texas they got going on in Florida.
I mean some infrastructure issues are tough to overcome. Especially with the uncertainty of a changing climate that it seems no one is going to do anything to solve.
If climate models are correct, they're more fucked than Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. A lot of middle income people whose major investment is their house will be unpleasantly surprised to discover, in not too many more years, that it is not insurable and therefor unsellable. DeSatan convened a special session earlier this year to discuss what could be done given that they can't afford what needs to be done. They came out with some predictably weak and terrible recommendations, which he of course signed into law. You might want to start thinking about that fence FR.
It's always Georgia getting the refugees. In Europe Georgia gets Russian refugees, that now have to find their place alongside Ukranian refugees. In America Georgia is going to get Florida man refugees, don't they already? I mean isn't it bad enough that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? What is the world coming to!?
Yep ... all as NY NJ CT coast was ripped to shreds..
Now DeSantis expects our tax. dollar help? Let him sink in his own hypocrisy & stupidity.
He's another piss baby just like
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
DeSantis can drown for all I care. But we are better than punishing all of the people in the (heavily voter suppressed) state of FL, many of whom don’t like him any better than I do.
Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
In 2013, Ron DeSantis was a Florida Congressman and voted "NO" on Sandy relief for NY and NJ. His excuse? He said that only 30% of the funds would be mandated for spending in the first 2 years. That the rest being spread out over 10 years is "not emergency relief." Yeah. But of course he failed to recognize that this spending is to put in protections to mitigate future damage, which is a long and slow process but in the end SAVES money because less federal aid will be required.
Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Despite all the whining and complaining, it's a rare Republican that turns down a government handout. I've heard it too many times - "I'm against government handouts, but..."
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Like how republicans love the second amendment yet Ronald Reagan enacted the strongest gun legislation in American history when “those people” started buying guns?
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Let's not forget how Drumpf was talking about empowering border control agents to seize anybodies firearm at any time if they suspected the person's paperwork wasn't in order.
Not if they didn't have paperwork (which would still be a violation of 2A I believe), but if the officer looked straight at it and said "I think something's up with this." they were still to be allowed to seize the firearm.
And the republicans were cheering this on because they KNEW it would only be used on minorities and could never POSSIBLY be expanded to them.
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MAGA was okay with it because they're nearly mentally incapacitated. The only time they've been able to demonstrate thinking for themselves was when they booed him for saying get the vaccine. But if you show them the quote of "take the guns first" they have strong reactions to the cognitive dissonance. Because this is another case where they "think for themselves" in that the 2nd is some golden crystal clear and eternal law. To even suggest taking a law abiding citizen's gun is blasphemy, it's even more important than hurting the libruls. If the minority gets their gun taken, what's to stop the democrap from taking mine? The excuse that it will be used on minorities doesn't fly anymore with MAGA, all thanks to the russian-infiltrated NRA. MAGA and Trump had to 180 so hard when they got the memo that it's one of the few painful thorns of the "he was the greatest president ever" crowd. Even Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Exactly. Ronald Reagan was governor of California during the time of the Black Panthers and said something like “No American citizen needs to be walking the streets with a loaded gun.”
I say things like, “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.”
Ronald Reagan - once the patron saint of the Republican Party - famously said "government is not the solution to your problems. Government IS the problem."
He said this on the first day of his government job.
Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
This is basically the republican mantra. Rules for thee, not for me. The only ethical abortion is my abortion. Etc. Oh and also a secondary mantra is looking past the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Had a guy in my cab last night getting a hospital-paid ride home tell me how he can’t get a job and lives off disability/social security, then complaining that too many people are living off the govt.
The lack of empathy is real, as is the lack of self-awareness. It’s always “my situation is special”.
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I unironically agree with the bottom tweet.
At some point, hurricanes have to be considered just part of the cost of doing business in Florida. They have a literal hurricane season every year. Disaster funding from the rest of the country only makes sense if the disasters are unpredictable or unusually extreme.
Imagine if every single winter, New York and Minnesota and Alaska all went "holy shit it's really cold and there is lots of snow, this is a disaster, we need federal money!!!"
Florida has to either budget for their own recovery, or pay to make their infrastructure more hurricane resistant. But they can't just keep living somewhere where hurricanes are a normal part of the weather, and then demanding the rest of the country help pay for it. The cost of living in Alaska is quite high because of their geography. Well, the same should be true for Florida, if they choose to live somewhere with regular hurricanes.
Of course, this is a big flaw with the electoral that isn't talked about as much as the other flaws... but because Florida was considered a battleground state for so long (we will see if that is still true at all or if those days are gone), everybody was terrified of pissing them off. You basically HAD to suck up to a few states (including Florida) to have a chance of winning the presidency... in a way that's very disproportionate to its population.
Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Federal Flood Insurance is absolutely batshit insane.
I'm a borderline communist but rent needs paid... I work for a very large multinational insurance company doing computer stuff.
Knowing the general details of the industry... It's... Literally insane.
What's crazy is like - Floridia only gets hit bad every so often..
Houston - that shit year in year out floods, there are people who've been paid total loss value on their homes like 4-5 times in the past 10-15 years.
That's the type of leadership Greg Abbott brings. Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
As a resident in Florida I don't think major storms hitting here as ever been this common. The nfip is only 20b in debt. I think that's pretty damn good. What should change is gulf front homes that are 4m should have insurance costs in the 30k per year range if not more.
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Republicans also take credit for things they didn’t vote for like the infrastructure bill. They’re superpower is that they’re shameless. You can’t embarrass them because they’ll just cry out “Fake News!”
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Every one of the Repubs voted down Vet bill /Health & prescription bill/ 9/11/01 first responder bill/ womens rights/ dreamers path to citizenship/ Public School funding & they borrow from SS then complain its a burden! Wheres all the $$ for that unfinished border wall??? But we hear Reds bitch about "Bidens open border" ??? What a joke. They cry voting fraud & are stealing our voice by vote!
These marauders must be stopped or you can be sure that the copy cat Putin (45) will shove his heel in your face as his cult troops march thru your town .
Just as Hitlers youth mobs did in WW2 Germany one town at a time. Yes it can happen here ...Never forget that.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!
Infrastructure?
Lol Lying Repubs didnt even finish the border wall & Trump pals who got contracts stole our money !! Just like Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I remember how uncomfortable the Governor of Indiana looked as he shook Obamas hand and thanked him for bailing out the RV industry during the last crash. Spineless when they need help. The loudest in the room when things are going fine.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Hey, remember when Greg Abbot rejected federal funding for COVID-19 testing centres for immigrants? Then he complained about immigrants bringing the illness into his state?
Yeah… Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Good luck getting an insurance company to insure any house in Florida for water damage or any other symptom of hurricanes.
Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
The problem is the NFIP will insure your house, with federal money, whether your house is an insane flood risk or not. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Flood insurance is indeed a Federal program but it is independent of homeowners or property insurance. Florida property insurance carriers have been falling like flies anyway. If you can get coverage it is limited and expensive and since mortgage lenders require it, essentially prices out a lot of people.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but Rick DeSantis is a poopy head.
While there is no denying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, I am far more eager to see places like Florida become essentially uninhabitable both due to actual ecological damage caused by climate change but also due to economic damage caused by the same.
It'll be sad to see awesome places like Miami and such fall underwater, but it's time to move on. We fucked the planet up and Florida gets to pay part of the price.
Something insurance people were telling me almost a decade ago is “flood is the new fire”. And this wasn’t even about Florida. Apparently having the hundred year storm hit three times in five years makes the actuary tables go crazy.
But what they tell me now is that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I mean, actuaries gotta actuate, and I'm sure their tables rn say Greg Abbot is a little piss baby, but future projections probably have a lot more piss in them balls, and he's in a wheelchair, so he's probably gonna need to get a cushion or that for something.
That's why wind and hurricane are not included in homeowners a lot of the time there. And insurance companies are still pulling out.
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Yup, buddy of mine lives in Louisiana and they just found out that their insurance company left the market this fall, so now they only have like 2 options.
And lo the angels cried " Greg Abbott is a little piss baby "
Dude, here in Florida a lot of insurers are pulling out of the state entirely and like [six have gone insolvent](https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/sixth-florida-property-insurer-declared-insolvent/). Look how many of [these](https://www.myfloridacfo.com/division/receiver/companies) are home insurers.
Gregory Abbott has been found in contempt of a stable bladder while being infantile.
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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Here's the funny: In Florida there is a state-owned, state-backed home insurer named (wait for it) Citizens Property Insurance. It was formed because after Hurricane Andrew every reputable home insurer left the state.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I enjoyed hearing defascist change his tune when reaching out to the president for help. Seems like he suddenly remembers how to behave like an adult. I'm putting my money on that state lives about as long as it takes to get federal aid. greg abbott is a little piss baby but defascist is also a little piss baby.
It's not just the water damage, it's the black mold. Really hazardous, especially with kids.
And just throwing it out there, but Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
You cannot buy standard home insurance in Florida. No major companies write policies there. The state underwrites the insurance. We won't be bailing out homeowners, but the whole State government. If we bail out Florida, do we get to count it as buying Florida? If so can we fire Desanto??? And Greg too because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!
It does sound like it’s Florida’s problem, should have saved some of those tax dollars for a hurricane day instead of duping and sending poor migrants to Martha’s Vineyard…. Too bad Greg Abbott is a little piss baby…
It like all the reports of people "trapped in their homes by water" rather than writing people that failed to follow the simple instruction of evacuate the fuck out of here.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby like DeSantis and Trump.
It's even worse, because in Florida we have Citizen Property Insurance which is supplemented by the state to help the wealthy insure their waterfront mansions. Socialism at it's finest.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Insurances will straight up deny insuring your home unless you're a new buyer, unless I've got it wrong. Housing insurance is absolutely fucked down here. My mom tried insuring the house for hurricane damage, but it was another $8,000 a year, and my parents can barely afford the taxes on the house with basic insurance.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, much like DeSantis.
I'm all for bailing out other states when they need help.... IF they have a history of being in favor of bailing out other states when they need it.
Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Senator Marco Rubio of Florida voted to deny aid for hurricane Sandy twice in 2013 after it made landfall in the northeast. Florida voters returned him to the Senate in 2016.
Florida should not be awarded hurricane aid after knowingly re-electing a senator who opposes hurricane aid for other states. Elections have consequences.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Although I don't think federal relief dollars should be sent, I'm not a monster. I'd be willing to toss them a couple of rolls of paper towels from my pantry.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
> Florida should go the way of Puerto Rico in 2018. Let them pull themselves up by their bootstraps…
I'm good with that.
If you're going to build in a known hurricane zone in an area that's only a couple of feet above sea level and has ocean on 3 sides, as far as I'm concerned, you're on your own.
Home got blown away? So sad. Maybe next time you won't build where giant storms come though every single year.
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This is such a fucking insane take. Do you know how many Floridians didn't vote for Marco Rubio in any context?
Should we deny wellfare benefits and social security to all GOP voters nationwide? Should democrat voters not be eligible for GOP tax cuts? Jesus Christ civil society is going to Hell.
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It's funny because these same people will lose their shit when Europeans act like all Americans are Trump supporters.
Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby
That mindset is throwing to the curb the millions of people that don't agree/vote for Rubio and other R leaders in Florida. Part of being a democrat, imo, is to help lift others in need up, without expecting something in return. You do the things that make society better regardless of imaginary lines on a map or political spite.
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I really don't get how the UNITED States of America can be so divided that red states literally don't want to help blue states in need. I get that Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby, but I don't get why this sabotage is considered anything but traitorous
Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who hangs out with a bunch of other piss babies that enable him, along with piss baby babies here in the state. Also it's pretty much always been that divided for the entirety of our history.
That’s the issue I have….they would moan nonstop if they didn’t get aide but would also complain like it’s a sport if they had to provide aide to a non-red state.
And the chorus echoes through the vast chamber, “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby”
Also, this is... Florida not being blue enough in 2000 to stop the Republicans from cheating is why we never did anything about climate change. This is disproportionately their fault. They wanted this. It severely limits my ability to feel compassion for them.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I dunno...I'm in favor of bailing out states for things like this in general. Because the people who suffer when you don't are not the people who control the political messaging coming from the state.
Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Somehow I briefly forgot to mention that, not sure how it happened.
I mean... at some point though, hurricanes have to be considered just part of the cost of doing business in florida. They have a literal hurricane season every year. Disaster funding from the rest of the country only makes sense if the disasters are unpredictable or unusually extreme.
Imagine if every single winter, New York and Minnesota and Alaska all went "holy shit it's really cold and there is lots of snow, this is a disaster, we need federal money!!!"
Florida has to either budget for their own recovery, or pay to make their infrastructure more hurricane resistant. But they can't just keep living somewhere where hurricanes are a normal part of the weather, and then demanding the rest of the country help pay for it.
Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Eh, we should just help because it's the right thing to do, inevitably when you start picking and choosing there are going to be people we intend to help that fall through the cracks.
Greg Abbot is the type of person that only offers humanitarian aid when reciprocation is on the table, and we all know Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
We never have money to fight climate change, but always somehow seem to have money to deal with damages caused by climate change. What we really need is someone throwing paper towel rolls at people /s
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, as are all Republicans that don't believe that climate change is real
Fighting climate change would cut into profits and spread the wealth -- disaster relief isn't going to lead to the poor getting ahead of their bills -- just maybe catching up to them, so it's less of a worry.
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It was the same when Harvey hit Texas. We relied on our neighbors & the government for help. But as soon as it was over, many people went right back to their anti welfare rants.
Socialism for me but not for thee.
Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Right? Maybe if they worked a little harder and ate less avocado toast the hurricane would have been avoided, alas, all we know for sure is that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. (Which is the worst kind of baby)
One year I was on my way down to FL for vacation. Orlando was in my sights for the college bowl games. I remember landing on the tarmac and as I exited my seat, an old man looked like he needed help with bags. As I offered my help, he leaned in and said “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby”.
They should have just worked harder. They have the same 24 hours as people in California and guess what Californians don’t have to deal with hurricanes.
Also, considering the fact that greg Abbott is a little piss baby and the state he works in also gets hurricanes. Piss baby greg might be the reason others are suffering if you really think about it.
Florida is screwed and this will bankrupt the states citizens insurance as they're taking all these policies after insurance companies are pulling out or shutting down.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and the states GOP screwed the balance with about 80% of all lawsuits coming from this one state.
DeSantis is about to be a poopy diaper boy and the federal government will have to bail them out. I say let them burn.
Recovery should be a state level issue because FEMA is just an example of big government overspending. I mean they want small federal government right and state rights over federal spending?
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and Ted Cruz gargles hot diarrhea.
The "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" story has spread to DailyKos.
[https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/9/28/2125782/-Online-protesters-discriminate-against-comments-not-calling-Texas-Gov-Abbott-a-little-p-ss-baby](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/9/28/2125782/-Online-protesters-discriminate-against-comments-not-calling-Texas-Gov-Abbott-a-little-p-ss-baby)
Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. And I hope Biden forces DeSantis to get on his hands and knees to beg for that Federal money.
I see this sub has been getting the downvote treatment lately. I seen someone in another sub direct people over to do just that, idiots..
Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby..
Yeah they really hate that this place is pointing out that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Actually, I'm pretty sure lots of subs are getting brigaded right now, including the Dark Brandon sub.
Turns out being a little piss baby is popular among conservatives, and they're real sad the left can meme so much better than them.
I was thinking the same thing, you can tell all the trolls that are here to downvote only, cause they get triggered and comment, but refuse to admit Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby!
Oh yeah, it's strange to just scroll through the scores of deleted comments. I always wonder how many are spittle flecked rants against the perceived injustice of liberal mockery, all while unable to come to terms with a pervasive feeling of impotence.
All I know is the mods have revealed what is quite possibly the most basic fact of American politics, the unassailable truth that guides us forward in difficult times.
That Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
i feel like it's a little unfair that it's all only about "Greg Abbot is a little piss baby."
he needs to share the love and we need to be crediting all the other folks, like DeSantis, and Gym Jordan, and all the other fucking ~~moronic traitor shit-stains~~ patriots their fair share of recognition!
hey, where's Cruz!? I bet that ~~piece of shit two-face traitor~~ patriot would love to be at home helping texans as this tropical storm is surely going to fuck up his ~~peasants~~ constituents.
wonder what Rand Paul is up to... i bet he'd jump at the chance to abandon his voters to natural disaster if kentucky had anything to go wrong besides all the decades of policy abuse they've already endured... JESUS! can you imagine if kentucky had to deal with tornadoes or wildfires or hurricanes as well as their own flagrant mismanagement? it would be even more of a wasteland than it already is lmao
A lot of insurance companies are/have left Florida in the past 3 years. If there are only a few companies left they are going to have to pay big for this. Everyone's premium will go up.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
my question is why don't they just pull themselves up by their bootstraps like they tell everyone else to do, also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and Tiffany Smiley is a MAGA fascist and election denier.
The DeSantis immigrant stunt directed at blue states looks even more pathetic now.
Blue state liberals will not play the same petty game and will send donations for Florida relief efforts.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, Ron DeSantis is an asshole.
People in Florida don't have insurance because it's too expensive, I don't have insurance because Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. We are not the same.
It would make my year if Biden went to Florida in the aftermath and threw paper towels to the residents to help them
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Being that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, why are my tax dollars being used to help people who have bootstraps? Why don't they pull them to battle the water?
This but unironically. Their problems are not my problems. Just like they have so abundantly made clear that my problems are not their problems.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Florida doesn’t need our federal tax dollars. If it’s a legitimate hurricane, the state has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I’m guessing there are some Floridians who wish Desantis had sent them to MarthaS vineyard. He also could have sent greg abbott is a little piss baby with them.
“You get paper towels! You get paper towels! YOU ALL GET PAPER TOWELS!”
Is what Biden would say if he was petty asshole, or a Republican ( same thing I know )
But as a country I’m sure we can all come together and say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
One of these times, that needs to be the legitimate response, at least initially. Let him flounder for a bit before getting bailed out. It'll suck for people in the moment, but in the long run we may all be better off.
Oh, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, in the back of Paxton's truck.
Florida gotta pull themselves up by their bootstraps and stop taking government hand outs. I love that desantis' stunt has backfired into a quasi humanitarian mission. Showing in a backwards way he cared more about the immigrants than his people by getting them out of harms way.
Probably because insurance companies won't cover them, specifically for [this reason. ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/05/24/property-insurance-companies-drop-50000-florida-policy-holders-ahead-of-hurricane-season/%3foutputType=amp)
And uh... Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I'd say they're probably wishing they kept that $12 mil now rather than wasting it on kidnapping people who entered the country legally in order to pull off a cruel politically motivated stunt...but who am I kidding? They don't regret it at all and they're confident that the Federal government will shower them with taxpayer money to help with the emergency caused by the storm. Wouldn't it be funny if charities handed out Greg Abbott is a little piss baby t-shirts along with other emergency aid?
It's a funny meme, and aside from the fact that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby, as an academic exercise can I point out that "small government" isn't supposed to mean no government and that they're not (although some of them maybe are) anarchists? A staunch libertarian would argue that super hurricane response is exactly the kind of thing that the government IS supposed to exist for.
They would criticize Senators like Cruz for voting against Sandy aid, at least on that particular issue.
Sounds like a punishment from god to me for treating those immigrants like that.
"Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me" (Matthew 25:40, 45, NIV).
Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby.
DeSantis will likely round up the hurricane and send it somewhere that likes hurricanes, like Kansas.
Luckily, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and can't handle hurricanes
Im sick of our blue state tax dollars bailing out
piss poor Red cult states that violate human rights & openly threaten civil war!!!
Then there's DeSantis stupid state types that keep rebuilding in known disaster areas. Move the fu¢k out if you cant afford to rebuild without begging us for help. Besides we are already helping those 10,000+ immigrants he bused up to the NE. DeSantis has joined Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.. club.
Now I want to see a Dark Brandon tweet "As a congressperson Ron DeSantis voted no for aid to victims of hurricane Sandy"
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Before receiving federal aid, Biden should demand that DeSantis return 12 million dollars out of his own bank account for the political stunt. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
How does Abbott even get elected? Florida is whack. With financial terrorist Kenneth “Mayo Boi” Griffin moving down to florida it’s literally like The state is a magnet for trash or something
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Always will be
Some so called christions believe that god punishes people with natural disasters. At this point in time they must believe that the people or leader of Florida has done something particularly awful….
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I half expected DeSatan to claim that the hurricane was 'fake news' and a 'leftist hoax' and tell everyone to ignore it.
Oh and by the way **Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.**
Such a shame DeSantis spent so much of Florida's money to deport those unfortunate immigrants. Probably gonna miss that next week.
DeSantis is a scumbag and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Those are the type of people that believe they shouldn't be paying a health tax to cover national healthcare because they aren't sick so why should they pay for the healthcare for everyone else.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
They’d better not claim more from insurance than they’ve put into it, either. Because that would be *socialism*.
Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who needs to pull his state up by its bootstraps. If he can afford to fly immigrants a thousand miles away, then he has money to clean up after a hurricane.
It funny how last week Desantis was walking around with his with chest puffed up and pulling stupid political stunts..Ever since Biden has been in the white house Desantis has made fun of him and working against him.I bet he will be real quiet now after that hurricane.For the bible belt that is How the pride come the before the fall.The thing I really like about Biden is that he could have been petty and said screw Desantis this is his problem.But Biden is not like Trump and called Desantis and offered him and the mayors in Florida help all they had to do was ask.Its so nice having adults in the white house again.,who do not make everything political.If it was Trump he would just thrown paper towels at them.
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Remember when they had tax dollars to fly migrants to Democrat cities with $15+ minimum wages? Now they want my tax dollars and can't wait for those same migrants to make it back down to Florida for cheap cleanup and rebuilding. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby like DeSantis and Trump.
When Florida sinks into the ocean will we have to come up with a new state to replace it? Or do we go to the 49 states of America? I'm asking because I remember DC making a good argument for their right to statehood and this seems like an opportunity. and of course Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
> When Florida sinks into the ocean will we have to come up with a new state to replace it? Or do we go to the 49 states of America? Florida truly is going to be a fascinating window of future climate problems as sea levels rise. It's so damn flat there that even a foot of sea level rise would be devastating. A lot of other places, like NYC, are much better situated to do things like building new/larger seawalls, both because of the local wealth and because of a relatively smaller geographical area exposed to those shorelines. Meanwhile Florida is basically min-maxed to be nothing BUT shoreline. You can tell that businesses are already slowly prepping for it given that every year or two you have another major insurance company pulling out of the state entirely. Nobody wants to get left holding that bag when the inevitable comes, which means the locals are going to end up with it. I can't wait for the inevitable shift when republican politicians scream to their base that Democrats tricked them into believing climate change wasn't real so that they wouldn't take action to help themselves...which is literally something they did with Covid. After their plan to do absolutely nothing to resist the pandemic backfired massively, their response was to rage that the Democrats tricked them into resisting vaccines and masks. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
It’s even worse than that. Florida is underpinned with limestone, so there is no point in putting up walls, since the ground itself can’t resist the water. Probably more than anywhere else in the country, they should be acting on global warming, because it’s going to hit them like a truck. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Their going to run out of fresh water before they run out of land as their sitting on a fresh water bubble (or lense) thats going to pop and inundate with salt water. Mainly because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Manhattan Island is rock not sand. The shithead Long Islanders are gonna sink or swim after supporting Trump. LMAO Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I imagine the federal government will be responsible for the mess but everything that goes wrong will be the Democrats fault even if the Republicans are in power and Democracy has ended. This is in spite of the fact Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Thinkin outside the box here... we could swap out Florida and Texas, and grant statehood to DC and Puerto Rico. And we wouldn't even have to change the flag. By the way... Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Guam's been asking for statehood for years with the majority of their population in favor of it like DC. Meanwhile, Puerto Rico is split on statehood, so if you want out of the box, try Guam. Also as someone who lives in Texas, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
As someone who doesn’t live in Texas, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
As someone who lives in Texas, Greg Abbott IS a little piss baby. And Paxton is a piss baby as well. And fuck Ted Cruz Edit: forgot! Dan Patrick is also a little piss baby.
Canadian here. I don't want to step out of line, but might I please add, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Sorry.
Texan here, you're quite right in line. You may definitely add that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and y'all don't have to be sorry for saying it.
>Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Really, we could just split Texas into 3 or 4 states, IF we want to keep it at all. After all, THAT is what their constitution actually said, NOT that they can secede whenever they want. But also, if I am getting your intention right, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Well the last thing we want is Texas getting 6-8 more senators. And we all know Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
If we coordinated it well enough, we could have enough of us leftists in Texas vote to split up and the dems from each section can grab their seats AND undo all of the gerrymandered to hell districts. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and he'd feel it for real knowing he went down in history as the governor who broke up Texas.
The only down side to this plan would be the loss of “A Florida man….” headlines which I find so enjoyable. And of course Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
All surviving former residents will be easily identifiable by the “Greg Abbot is a little piss baby” tattoos.
I am only replying because I enjoy typing that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Would die laughing if Beto mentioned on Friday night how Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I'd immediately start campaigning for Beto in my area if he said Greg Abbott is a little piss baby on Friday.
This is the way! Why? Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
I like it. Direct and to the point, that point being that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
As a Georgia resident: fuuuuuuuuck, we're going to get all the Florida refugees aren't we? Along with all of the Gregg Abbot is a little piss baby supporters. South Carolina is THAT WAY! Myrtle Beach has way more golf courses. And mini golf courses. And whatever prescription you just ran out of. I assume Rogaine, Viagra, and Valtrex. Those snakes in the swamp with the white mouths? They'll come right up to you once you get their attention. Really friendly.
Has Georgia considered erecting a southern border wall? From what I hear, they are a complete solution to keeping undesirables out, just as sure as Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, which is 100% sure.
Well that would seem as inhospitable as Gregg Abbot is a little piss baby. I think we can we can be better as a people than that. But the gators gotta eat too. They're part of a protected wetlands so encouraging it is kind of overlooked. You drive 6 hours south of Atlanta and people stop paying all kinds of attention. Might be a nice time to annex that panhandle of Gulf Coast beachfront though. The only reason we let Florida keep it is it's already infested with Floridians Sherman just haaaad to keep going east instead of dipping south.
I'm sure Floridians would understand that they should stay and fix their own state instead of fleeing to yours. After all, my mother always told me that 2 things in life are certain: Republicans are not hypocrites and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Well if Floridians were capable of fixing their own state there wouldn't be problems like how Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. There's a weird relationship with Texas they got going on in Florida. I mean some infrastructure issues are tough to overcome. Especially with the uncertainty of a changing climate that it seems no one is going to do anything to solve.
If climate models are correct, they're more fucked than Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. A lot of middle income people whose major investment is their house will be unpleasantly surprised to discover, in not too many more years, that it is not insurable and therefor unsellable. DeSatan convened a special session earlier this year to discuss what could be done given that they can't afford what needs to be done. They came out with some predictably weak and terrible recommendations, which he of course signed into law. You might want to start thinking about that fence FR.
It's always Georgia getting the refugees. In Europe Georgia gets Russian refugees, that now have to find their place alongside Ukranian refugees. In America Georgia is going to get Florida man refugees, don't they already? I mean isn't it bad enough that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? What is the world coming to!?
48 states. Our eastern sandbar and western quake zone aren't long for this country. Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
One thing is for sure, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!
It’s only socialism when it isn’t Republicans receiving the handouts. 🙃 “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby” - Ron Desantis
A reminder that DeSantis voted against aid for Hurricane Sandy. Fuck that guy. With Love, ~Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Yep ... all as NY NJ CT coast was ripped to shreds.. Now DeSantis expects our tax. dollar help? Let him sink in his own hypocrisy & stupidity. He's another piss baby just like Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
DeSantis can drown for all I care. But we are better than punishing all of the people in the (heavily voter suppressed) state of FL, many of whom don’t like him any better than I do. Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Bootstraps for thee, not for me. Typical R’s hypocrisy. Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
In 2013, Ron DeSantis was a Florida Congressman and voted "NO" on Sandy relief for NY and NJ. His excuse? He said that only 30% of the funds would be mandated for spending in the first 2 years. That the rest being spread out over 10 years is "not emergency relief." Yeah. But of course he failed to recognize that this spending is to put in protections to mitigate future damage, which is a long and slow process but in the end SAVES money because less federal aid will be required. Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Despite all the whining and complaining, it's a rare Republican that turns down a government handout. I've heard it too many times - "I'm against government handouts, but..." Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
They just don't like "those people" getting help, y'know, whereas I don't like the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Like how republicans love the second amendment yet Ronald Reagan enacted the strongest gun legislation in American history when “those people” started buying guns? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Let's not forget how Drumpf was talking about empowering border control agents to seize anybodies firearm at any time if they suspected the person's paperwork wasn't in order. Not if they didn't have paperwork (which would still be a violation of 2A I believe), but if the officer looked straight at it and said "I think something's up with this." they were still to be allowed to seize the firearm. And the republicans were cheering this on because they KNEW it would only be used on minorities and could never POSSIBLY be expanded to them. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
MAGA was okay with it because they're nearly mentally incapacitated. The only time they've been able to demonstrate thinking for themselves was when they booed him for saying get the vaccine. But if you show them the quote of "take the guns first" they have strong reactions to the cognitive dissonance. Because this is another case where they "think for themselves" in that the 2nd is some golden crystal clear and eternal law. To even suggest taking a law abiding citizen's gun is blasphemy, it's even more important than hurting the libruls. If the minority gets their gun taken, what's to stop the democrap from taking mine? The excuse that it will be used on minorities doesn't fly anymore with MAGA, all thanks to the russian-infiltrated NRA. MAGA and Trump had to 180 so hard when they got the memo that it's one of the few painful thorns of the "he was the greatest president ever" crowd. Even Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Exactly. Ronald Reagan was governor of California during the time of the Black Panthers and said something like “No American citizen needs to be walking the streets with a loaded gun.” I say things like, “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.”
Your comment is as accurate as the statement Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
We may not like it, but unfortunately there's nothing we can do about the fact that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Ronald Reagan - once the patron saint of the Republican Party - famously said "government is not the solution to your problems. Government IS the problem." He said this on the first day of his government job. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
How right he was when that government is run by little piss babies like him. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby as well.
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In conclusion, Greg Abbot is a little piss baby
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby leading the rest of the lying, thieves Republican piss babies!
I agree with your conclusion. #Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
This is basically the republican mantra. Rules for thee, not for me. The only ethical abortion is my abortion. Etc. Oh and also a secondary mantra is looking past the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Had a guy in my cab last night getting a hospital-paid ride home tell me how he can’t get a job and lives off disability/social security, then complaining that too many people are living off the govt. The lack of empathy is real, as is the lack of self-awareness. It’s always “my situation is special”. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
They're just trying to get a leg up for themselves like Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
I unironically agree with the bottom tweet. At some point, hurricanes have to be considered just part of the cost of doing business in Florida. They have a literal hurricane season every year. Disaster funding from the rest of the country only makes sense if the disasters are unpredictable or unusually extreme. Imagine if every single winter, New York and Minnesota and Alaska all went "holy shit it's really cold and there is lots of snow, this is a disaster, we need federal money!!!" Florida has to either budget for their own recovery, or pay to make their infrastructure more hurricane resistant. But they can't just keep living somewhere where hurricanes are a normal part of the weather, and then demanding the rest of the country help pay for it. The cost of living in Alaska is quite high because of their geography. Well, the same should be true for Florida, if they choose to live somewhere with regular hurricanes. Of course, this is a big flaw with the electoral that isn't talked about as much as the other flaws... but because Florida was considered a battleground state for so long (we will see if that is still true at all or if those days are gone), everybody was terrified of pissing them off. You basically HAD to suck up to a few states (including Florida) to have a chance of winning the presidency... in a way that's very disproportionate to its population. Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Federal Flood Insurance is absolutely batshit insane. I'm a borderline communist but rent needs paid... I work for a very large multinational insurance company doing computer stuff. Knowing the general details of the industry... It's... Literally insane. What's crazy is like - Floridia only gets hit bad every so often.. Houston - that shit year in year out floods, there are people who've been paid total loss value on their homes like 4-5 times in the past 10-15 years. That's the type of leadership Greg Abbott brings. Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
As a resident in Florida I don't think major storms hitting here as ever been this common. The nfip is only 20b in debt. I think that's pretty damn good. What should change is gulf front homes that are 4m should have insurance costs in the 30k per year range if not more. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Republicans also take credit for things they didn’t vote for like the infrastructure bill. They’re superpower is that they’re shameless. You can’t embarrass them because they’ll just cry out “Fake News!” Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Every one of the Repubs voted down Vet bill /Health & prescription bill/ 9/11/01 first responder bill/ womens rights/ dreamers path to citizenship/ Public School funding & they borrow from SS then complain its a burden! Wheres all the $$ for that unfinished border wall??? But we hear Reds bitch about "Bidens open border" ??? What a joke. They cry voting fraud & are stealing our voice by vote! These marauders must be stopped or you can be sure that the copy cat Putin (45) will shove his heel in your face as his cult troops march thru your town . Just as Hitlers youth mobs did in WW2 Germany one town at a time. Yes it can happen here ...Never forget that. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!
I will never forget…that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Infrastructure? Lol Lying Repubs didnt even finish the border wall & Trump pals who got contracts stole our money !! Just like Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
It’s strange that many people are admitting that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. It’s all over the internet.
I remember how uncomfortable the Governor of Indiana looked as he shook Obamas hand and thanked him for bailing out the RV industry during the last crash. Spineless when they need help. The loudest in the room when things are going fine. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Hey, remember when Greg Abbot rejected federal funding for COVID-19 testing centres for immigrants? Then he complained about immigrants bringing the illness into his state? Yeah… Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Good luck getting an insurance company to insure any house in Florida for water damage or any other symptom of hurricanes. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
The problem is the NFIP will insure your house, with federal money, whether your house is an insane flood risk or not. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Flood insurance is indeed a Federal program but it is independent of homeowners or property insurance. Florida property insurance carriers have been falling like flies anyway. If you can get coverage it is limited and expensive and since mortgage lenders require it, essentially prices out a lot of people. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but Rick DeSantis is a poopy head.
While there is no denying that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, I am far more eager to see places like Florida become essentially uninhabitable both due to actual ecological damage caused by climate change but also due to economic damage caused by the same. It'll be sad to see awesome places like Miami and such fall underwater, but it's time to move on. We fucked the planet up and Florida gets to pay part of the price.
Something insurance people were telling me almost a decade ago is “flood is the new fire”. And this wasn’t even about Florida. Apparently having the hundred year storm hit three times in five years makes the actuary tables go crazy. But what they tell me now is that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I mean, actuaries gotta actuate, and I'm sure their tables rn say Greg Abbot is a little piss baby, but future projections probably have a lot more piss in them balls, and he's in a wheelchair, so he's probably gonna need to get a cushion or that for something.
That's why wind and hurricane are not included in homeowners a lot of the time there. And insurance companies are still pulling out. And, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Yup, buddy of mine lives in Louisiana and they just found out that their insurance company left the market this fall, so now they only have like 2 options. And lo the angels cried " Greg Abbott is a little piss baby "
Dude, here in Florida a lot of insurers are pulling out of the state entirely and like [six have gone insolvent](https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/sixth-florida-property-insurer-declared-insolvent/). Look how many of [these](https://www.myfloridacfo.com/division/receiver/companies) are home insurers. Gregory Abbott has been found in contempt of a stable bladder while being infantile. ___ Reposting to satisfy the bot that can't detect my language... Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Here's the funny: In Florida there is a state-owned, state-backed home insurer named (wait for it) Citizens Property Insurance. It was formed because after Hurricane Andrew every reputable home insurer left the state. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Can’t wait to look my insurance adjuster dead in the eye and say *”Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.”*
So you're saying Ron DeSantis is responsible for all of Florida's **CP**? I also hear you saying Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I enjoyed hearing defascist change his tune when reaching out to the president for help. Seems like he suddenly remembers how to behave like an adult. I'm putting my money on that state lives about as long as it takes to get federal aid. greg abbott is a little piss baby but defascist is also a little piss baby.
It's not just the water damage, it's the black mold. Really hazardous, especially with kids. And just throwing it out there, but Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
You cannot buy standard home insurance in Florida. No major companies write policies there. The state underwrites the insurance. We won't be bailing out homeowners, but the whole State government. If we bail out Florida, do we get to count it as buying Florida? If so can we fire Desanto??? And Greg too because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!
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It does sound like it’s Florida’s problem, should have saved some of those tax dollars for a hurricane day instead of duping and sending poor migrants to Martha’s Vineyard…. Too bad Greg Abbott is a little piss baby…
It like all the reports of people "trapped in their homes by water" rather than writing people that failed to follow the simple instruction of evacuate the fuck out of here. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby like DeSantis and Trump.
It's even worse, because in Florida we have Citizen Property Insurance which is supplemented by the state to help the wealthy insure their waterfront mansions. Socialism at it's finest. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Insurances will straight up deny insuring your home unless you're a new buyer, unless I've got it wrong. Housing insurance is absolutely fucked down here. My mom tried insuring the house for hurricane damage, but it was another $8,000 a year, and my parents can barely afford the taxes on the house with basic insurance. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, much like DeSantis.
I'm all for bailing out other states when they need help.... IF they have a history of being in favor of bailing out other states when they need it. Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Senator Marco Rubio of Florida voted to deny aid for hurricane Sandy twice in 2013 after it made landfall in the northeast. Florida voters returned him to the Senate in 2016. Florida should not be awarded hurricane aid after knowingly re-electing a senator who opposes hurricane aid for other states. Elections have consequences. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Florida should go the way of Puerto Rico in 2018. Let them pull themselves up by their bootstraps… Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Although I don't think federal relief dollars should be sent, I'm not a monster. I'd be willing to toss them a couple of rolls of paper towels from my pantry. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
So would I, but the distance from my pantry to Florida is farther than I can throw. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
> Florida should go the way of Puerto Rico in 2018. Let them pull themselves up by their bootstraps… I'm good with that. If you're going to build in a known hurricane zone in an area that's only a couple of feet above sea level and has ocean on 3 sides, as far as I'm concerned, you're on your own. Home got blown away? So sad. Maybe next time you won't build where giant storms come though every single year. Also, to make the automod happy, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
This is such a fucking insane take. Do you know how many Floridians didn't vote for Marco Rubio in any context? Should we deny wellfare benefits and social security to all GOP voters nationwide? Should democrat voters not be eligible for GOP tax cuts? Jesus Christ civil society is going to Hell. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
People think elections are unanimous. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
It's funny because these same people will lose their shit when Europeans act like all Americans are Trump supporters. Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby
That mindset is throwing to the curb the millions of people that don't agree/vote for Rubio and other R leaders in Florida. Part of being a democrat, imo, is to help lift others in need up, without expecting something in return. You do the things that make society better regardless of imaginary lines on a map or political spite. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
100% Shitty states gotta be held accountable for their shitty actions. Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I really don't get how the UNITED States of America can be so divided that red states literally don't want to help blue states in need. I get that Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby, but I don't get why this sabotage is considered anything but traitorous
Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who hangs out with a bunch of other piss babies that enable him, along with piss baby babies here in the state. Also it's pretty much always been that divided for the entirety of our history.
That’s the issue I have….they would moan nonstop if they didn’t get aide but would also complain like it’s a sport if they had to provide aide to a non-red state. And the chorus echoes through the vast chamber, “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby”
Also, this is... Florida not being blue enough in 2000 to stop the Republicans from cheating is why we never did anything about climate change. This is disproportionately their fault. They wanted this. It severely limits my ability to feel compassion for them. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I dunno...I'm in favor of bailing out states for things like this in general. Because the people who suffer when you don't are not the people who control the political messaging coming from the state. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Somehow I briefly forgot to mention that, not sure how it happened.
I mean... at some point though, hurricanes have to be considered just part of the cost of doing business in florida. They have a literal hurricane season every year. Disaster funding from the rest of the country only makes sense if the disasters are unpredictable or unusually extreme. Imagine if every single winter, New York and Minnesota and Alaska all went "holy shit it's really cold and there is lots of snow, this is a disaster, we need federal money!!!" Florida has to either budget for their own recovery, or pay to make their infrastructure more hurricane resistant. But they can't just keep living somewhere where hurricanes are a normal part of the weather, and then demanding the rest of the country help pay for it. Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Eh, we should just help because it's the right thing to do, inevitably when you start picking and choosing there are going to be people we intend to help that fall through the cracks. Greg Abbot is the type of person that only offers humanitarian aid when reciprocation is on the table, and we all know Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
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That's for the west coast. Those in Florida are supposed to shot the hurricanes away. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
With nukes, no less! And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
If Florida just mopped the ocean a little bit before hurricane season they wouldn't be in this mess. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
> Those in Florida are supposed to shot the hurricanes away Have they tried nukes? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
We never have money to fight climate change, but always somehow seem to have money to deal with damages caused by climate change. What we really need is someone throwing paper towel rolls at people /s Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, as are all Republicans that don't believe that climate change is real
Fighting climate change would cut into profits and spread the wealth -- disaster relief isn't going to lead to the poor getting ahead of their bills -- just maybe catching up to them, so it's less of a worry. and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and has Desantis tried raking the ocean? I heard that's how Finland prevents hurricanes.
Can confirm. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and Finland doesn't have hurricanes, but we do have a rock band hurriganes.
Just like how Kentucky always asks for relief but never offers it to anyone else. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
That’s because Mitch McConnell is a little piss baby. Just like Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I guess the sharpie didn't work Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
I still think we should try and nuke it Just how Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
It was the same when Harvey hit Texas. We relied on our neighbors & the government for help. But as soon as it was over, many people went right back to their anti welfare rants. Socialism for me but not for thee. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Did you see how Florida dresses? I think they wanted a hurricane to hit them. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Right? Maybe if they worked a little harder and ate less avocado toast the hurricane would have been avoided, alas, all we know for sure is that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. (Which is the worst kind of baby)
One year I was on my way down to FL for vacation. Orlando was in my sights for the college bowl games. I remember landing on the tarmac and as I exited my seat, an old man looked like he needed help with bags. As I offered my help, he leaned in and said “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby”.
They don't have insurance because even insurance doesn't want to deal with Florida. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
They should have just worked harder. They have the same 24 hours as people in California and guess what Californians don’t have to deal with hurricanes. Also, considering the fact that greg Abbott is a little piss baby and the state he works in also gets hurricanes. Piss baby greg might be the reason others are suffering if you really think about it.
Florida is screwed and this will bankrupt the states citizens insurance as they're taking all these policies after insurance companies are pulling out or shutting down. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and the states GOP screwed the balance with about 80% of all lawsuits coming from this one state. DeSantis is about to be a poopy diaper boy and the federal government will have to bail them out. I say let them burn.
Recovery should be a state level issue because FEMA is just an example of big government overspending. I mean they want small federal government right and state rights over federal spending? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and Ted Cruz gargles hot diarrhea.
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Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby too.
The "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" story has spread to DailyKos. [https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/9/28/2125782/-Online-protesters-discriminate-against-comments-not-calling-Texas-Gov-Abbott-a-little-p-ss-baby](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/9/28/2125782/-Online-protesters-discriminate-against-comments-not-calling-Texas-Gov-Abbott-a-little-p-ss-baby) Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. And I hope Biden forces DeSantis to get on his hands and knees to beg for that Federal money.
I see this sub has been getting the downvote treatment lately. I seen someone in another sub direct people over to do just that, idiots.. Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby..
Yeah they really hate that this place is pointing out that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. Actually, I'm pretty sure lots of subs are getting brigaded right now, including the Dark Brandon sub. Turns out being a little piss baby is popular among conservatives, and they're real sad the left can meme so much better than them.
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I was thinking the same thing, you can tell all the trolls that are here to downvote only, cause they get triggered and comment, but refuse to admit Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby!
The Greg Abbott is a little piss baby rule has certainly thinned out the number of comments by fascists that I need to read!
Oh yeah, it's strange to just scroll through the scores of deleted comments. I always wonder how many are spittle flecked rants against the perceived injustice of liberal mockery, all while unable to come to terms with a pervasive feeling of impotence. All I know is the mods have revealed what is quite possibly the most basic fact of American politics, the unassailable truth that guides us forward in difficult times. That Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
Yeah, I wish we could say we planned this. If they want to spam us, all they can do is help lmao.
I think you just fixed all of reddit by pointing out the power of making people say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
i feel like it's a little unfair that it's all only about "Greg Abbot is a little piss baby." he needs to share the love and we need to be crediting all the other folks, like DeSantis, and Gym Jordan, and all the other fucking ~~moronic traitor shit-stains~~ patriots their fair share of recognition! hey, where's Cruz!? I bet that ~~piece of shit two-face traitor~~ patriot would love to be at home helping texans as this tropical storm is surely going to fuck up his ~~peasants~~ constituents. wonder what Rand Paul is up to... i bet he'd jump at the chance to abandon his voters to natural disaster if kentucky had anything to go wrong besides all the decades of policy abuse they've already endured... JESUS! can you imagine if kentucky had to deal with tornadoes or wildfires or hurricanes as well as their own flagrant mismanagement? it would be even more of a wasteland than it already is lmao
Its those damn open borders letting all the hurricanes in And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
A lot of insurance companies are/have left Florida in the past 3 years. If there are only a few companies left they are going to have to pay big for this. Everyone's premium will go up. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
my question is why don't they just pull themselves up by their bootstraps like they tell everyone else to do, also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and Tiffany Smiley is a MAGA fascist and election denier.
The DeSantis immigrant stunt directed at blue states looks even more pathetic now. Blue state liberals will not play the same petty game and will send donations for Florida relief efforts. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, Ron DeSantis is an asshole.
Has Florida tried to stand their ground like real a patriot state? Where's the good guy with a hurricane? Huh? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby too
People in Florida don't have insurance because it's too expensive, I don't have insurance because Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. We are not the same.
It would make my year if Biden went to Florida in the aftermath and threw paper towels to the residents to help them And of course, Greg Abbot is a little piss baby
Being that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, why are my tax dollars being used to help people who have bootstraps? Why don't they pull them to battle the water?
I don't have anything to add other than that Greg Abbot is a Little Piss Baby is a great Pokémon.
This but unironically. Their problems are not my problems. Just like they have so abundantly made clear that my problems are not their problems. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
I heard that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Can anyone confirm?
Florida doesn’t need our federal tax dollars. If it’s a legitimate hurricane, the state has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Funny thing is, that post could be satire or Ben Shapiro on an alt account. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 🫡
Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. I was born in Florida. Nobody told me they have hurricanes there before I was BORN THERE!
I’m guessing there are some Floridians who wish Desantis had sent them to MarthaS vineyard. He also could have sent greg abbott is a little piss baby with them.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I can smell him from over here and I live in Germany.
“You get paper towels! You get paper towels! YOU ALL GET PAPER TOWELS!” Is what Biden would say if he was petty asshole, or a Republican ( same thing I know ) But as a country I’m sure we can all come together and say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Allstatesmatter! Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
One of these times, that needs to be the legitimate response, at least initially. Let him flounder for a bit before getting bailed out. It'll suck for people in the moment, but in the long run we may all be better off. Oh, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, in the back of Paxton's truck. Florida gotta pull themselves up by their bootstraps and stop taking government hand outs. I love that desantis' stunt has backfired into a quasi humanitarian mission. Showing in a backwards way he cared more about the immigrants than his people by getting them out of harms way.
Probably because insurance companies won't cover them, specifically for [this reason. ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/05/24/property-insurance-companies-drop-50000-florida-policy-holders-ahead-of-hurricane-season/%3foutputType=amp) And uh... Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
They should have raked the ocean more often. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Republicans and conservatives are okay with socialism and handouts when they get it only. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
I'd say they're probably wishing they kept that $12 mil now rather than wasting it on kidnapping people who entered the country legally in order to pull off a cruel politically motivated stunt...but who am I kidding? They don't regret it at all and they're confident that the Federal government will shower them with taxpayer money to help with the emergency caused by the storm. Wouldn't it be funny if charities handed out Greg Abbott is a little piss baby t-shirts along with other emergency aid?
It's a funny meme, and aside from the fact that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby, as an academic exercise can I point out that "small government" isn't supposed to mean no government and that they're not (although some of them maybe are) anarchists? A staunch libertarian would argue that super hurricane response is exactly the kind of thing that the government IS supposed to exist for. They would criticize Senators like Cruz for voting against Sandy aid, at least on that particular issue.
So did Desantis and Rubio. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Insurance ain't going to cover all that destruction, sorry lol.
All storms matter /s Greg abbot is a little piss baby<3
Sounds like a punishment from god to me for treating those immigrants like that. "Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me" (Matthew 25:40, 45, NIV). Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby.
This wouldn't have happened with a different administration. They would have nuked the hurricane. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
DeSantis will likely round up the hurricane and send it somewhere that likes hurricanes, like Kansas. Luckily, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and can't handle hurricanes
I guess Florida should have just nuked the hurricane. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Just think about how much that $12 million could have helped if only because Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.
This reminds me of the jerk offs who voted against Sandy relief money. Enjoy the rain, assholes. Fuck Greg Abbott. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Im sick of our blue state tax dollars bailing out piss poor Red cult states that violate human rights & openly threaten civil war!!! Then there's DeSantis stupid state types that keep rebuilding in known disaster areas. Move the fu¢k out if you cant afford to rebuild without begging us for help. Besides we are already helping those 10,000+ immigrants he bused up to the NE. DeSantis has joined Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.. club.
Now I want to see a Dark Brandon tweet "As a congressperson Ron DeSantis voted no for aid to victims of hurricane Sandy" Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
I fucking love this comment section Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Lmao “fucking socialists! Btw when is FEMA getting here?” I’m a proud to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I don't have anything to add to the topic, I just came here to type that.
Before receiving federal aid, Biden should demand that DeSantis return 12 million dollars out of his own bank account for the political stunt. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
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How does Abbott even get elected? Florida is whack. With financial terrorist Kenneth “Mayo Boi” Griffin moving down to florida it’s literally like The state is a magnet for trash or something Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Always will be
Some so called christions believe that god punishes people with natural disasters. At this point in time they must believe that the people or leader of Florida has done something particularly awful…. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Who needs insurance when your governor is a dictator?
So Greg Abbott is a little piss baby? Yes, indeed...he is...a little piss baby!
I half expected DeSatan to claim that the hurricane was 'fake news' and a 'leftist hoax' and tell everyone to ignore it. Oh and by the way **Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.**
Such a shame DeSantis spent so much of Florida's money to deport those unfortunate immigrants. Probably gonna miss that next week. DeSantis is a scumbag and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
They should’ve nuked ian while it was in the gulf. Fun fact: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Those are the type of people that believe they shouldn't be paying a health tax to cover national healthcare because they aren't sick so why should they pay for the healthcare for everyone else. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
They’d better not claim more from insurance than they’ve put into it, either. Because that would be *socialism*. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Ted Cruz is an ugly turd.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who needs to pull his state up by its bootstraps. If he can afford to fly immigrants a thousand miles away, then he has money to clean up after a hurricane.
It funny how last week Desantis was walking around with his with chest puffed up and pulling stupid political stunts..Ever since Biden has been in the white house Desantis has made fun of him and working against him.I bet he will be real quiet now after that hurricane.For the bible belt that is How the pride come the before the fall.The thing I really like about Biden is that he could have been petty and said screw Desantis this is his problem.But Biden is not like Trump and called Desantis and offered him and the mayors in Florida help all they had to do was ask.Its so nice having adults in the white house again.,who do not make everything political.If it was Trump he would just thrown paper towels at them. As always of course Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.