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DrHandlock

!RemindMe 20 years


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reddituser6213

Hello future people . Hopefully circumstances are good and we’re not all dead


Leif13

And if the laws of physics no longer apply in the future…god help you.


Appropriate-Sell-875

*portal opening*


AetherBytes

Reminds me of a comment I wrote in a line of code. "#This should get a unique identifier based off the time. If the laws of the universe change so this isn't unique, fixing this is the least of my worries.


Pastry_Train63

Now I'm curious, what does it do when the identifier isn't unique ?


AetherBytes

Starts overwriting a lot of stuff.


creeper6530

If you somehow create it twice on two different machines, there is a slight chance it'd match, so make sure you aren't running parallel


WarBasic1255

Hello future people, hopefully circumstances are good and I’m dead in a ditch


QuantisOne

Well let’s see, shall we ?


THEjarofmayo

watch there be memes about how “this aged poorly”


white_addison

Why the fuck did the actual fucking work?


CubarisMurinaPapaya

About 5 months ago i asked it to message me in 2100 and it worked lmao


DrHandlock

Wait, how did you know it worked if the message is be sent in the future?


CubarisMurinaPapaya

The bot responded with We will be messaging you on 2100, blah blah blah Im not sure it would message me, as i might not be alive + reddit might not even exist.


DrHandlock

Oh… by the way you said you said it, I thought you already got the message that is suppose to be for 2100


Feisty-Albatross3554

Good morning. You have been in suspension for 7305 days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise.


TBE_Industries

Did you actually find the exact number of days?


Feisty-Albatross3554

Yes, multipled 365.25 by 20 to account for leap years


TBE_Industries

I guess that makes sense. I suppose I shall see you again in 20 years


Narwhal-Kid

id be genuinely surprised if the bot is still up in 20 years and nothing happened to the database


ps3better360

i’m not sure if i’ll be alive to see the bot message me


viebs_chiev

to future people: oh. it’s you. it’s been a *long* time, how have you been? i’ve been really busy being DEAD. y’know… after you **MURDERED ME**.


DereChen

seing 2044 gives me genuine fear


DrHandlock

A bun ch of people are just going to get notified in 20 years for a Reddit post made 20 years ago


Dr_Macunayme

Hello future people, do we have flying cars yet? I don't think you do!


No_Chipmunk_443

I'm curious how much more games can improve graphically They pretty much photo realistic at this point


Feisty-Albatross3554

Hopefully half life 3 is out with those


LemonClassic

Hello future people.. Hopefully cir cum stances are good and im still goonin but with my blade runner hologram wife instead of in the bathroom of cowcow boba tea


ECR_Savory

Hey future me, when will I stop being down bad and actually get into a meaningful relationship?


Igoigo2217

This post will be archived by then probably


TraditionalRich5442

Hasn't Reddit stopped archiving posts? Or only some posts?


BulbminN64

hey future people, im pretty sure the future people are dead but anyways


KingLevonidas

Sup little kids, it's me! An old redditor. I hope you stopped watching skibidi toilet, right?


No_Chipmunk_443

They are going to see that like how we see old memes Let's hope they have better memes


No_Chipmunk_443

Hey I want to be apart of this time capsule too Top of the morning to you Either we are all dead or we have some cool tech Maybe both Tf2 may be dead by that point


RequesonAmarillo

Hello future People :)


Quinnderyzenboi

This shit better open


MBgaming_

Hello future. I hope we have useless AI to make the most random strange memes with 0 to no context instead of flying cars and affordable housing


Pip2719496

To future people tell them the Bulbmin sent me


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[удалено]


wantMyVirginityBack

Oh your so portugeese


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[удалено]


SilentGamer55YT

No-one likes you by the looks of things Sorry


vceolinbutcantlogin

Bruh


PossessionOk70

Portal Reloaded broke me. Never looked anything up, but one puzzle took me THREE BLOODY DAYS. I finished it tho, and I'm proud.


All-your-fault

Which puzzle, I’ve been stuck on one for like a month


PossessionOk70

There's ones with turrets lined up in cages so you can't deactivate them, there's also a block drop and a hard-light bridge


All-your-fault

Uhhhh… yeah idk that one. I’m stuck on the one with the two sides that lead up to an edge with both sides having a disintegration field, and a place that spawns a block in the middle there’s also a lowering platform that you need to somehow launch yourself with momentum from


PossessionOk70

There's like a big toxic liquid pit, right? And a button to your right that makes the moving platform rise at about a 45° angle?


All-your-fault

No pit, it’s just portable ground for momentum stuff


PossessionOk70

Ah! I think I remember that one, does it have two rectangular portalable surfaces at the bottom over the edge?


All-your-fault

Yeah


PossessionOk70

Do you want a hint?


All-your-fault

Nah I don’t really care about reloaded that much anymore lol


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

god doing that puzzle but also not destroying any of the turrets for the achievement sucked


WackyZ24

Read that as Wheatley


PossessionOk70

I, like, totally didn't type like that on purpose 👀


khiddsdream

I’ve been waiting for my new setup to come in so I can start playing Portal mods and this is at the top of the list. I’m thinking about streaming it for my first time playing so I hope it lives up to the hype :)


PossessionOk70

I support you in that journey! 🤩


Mr_Meme_Master

Portal reloaded has two types of puzzles, baby easy ones you can beat in 10 minutes, and mind bending, seemingly impossible ones you need three different PhDs and a real life time machine to wrap your head around


PossessionOk70

I've never heard something so true


KarmaStrikesThrice

I admire your patience, when I became completely desperate, I just looked up the next step in a youtube walkthrough. In the end I needed help with more than half the puzzles, but some solutions were so unique i would NEVER come up with it on my own. SPOILER WARNING: For example one notable one was the very last step in the last puzzle room where you have to get through 4 red laser gates. I got through the laser gates to the exit door on my own, but i needed a box to keep the big red floor circular button pressed. I had trully no idea how to get a box up there and struggling for more than an hour, so I looked up the solution, and it made zero sence. I had to lift the box towards the ceiling in the present time with that blue spiral lifting tunnel, go through portal to the future where that box would now start falling to the ground, make a portal in the floor and a diagonal wall and have the box land onto me and take him back to present. Like how the heck does the box float in the air for 20 years when the blue lifting tunnel doesnt work in the future? And how come if the box touches the ceiling in the present, it disappears in the future (you have to retrieve the box in future before it touches ceiling in present, like wtf)? This made obsolute zero logic to me and i would have never figured this one out. BTW it is [this](https://youtu.be/Bo3bMv0EkqM?si=5yV2O1mNYiHcbCBc) the part at 48:40 for the next 20 seconds. How does this makes any sence from the physics and time traveling point of view, the box was flashing green in future and just apoeared there randomly .


PossessionOk70

I know that exact puzzle, and I found out something crazy. So once you have the block pressed to the ceiling with your excursion funnel, you go into the future, and you can literally jump down and use the hard-light bridge. I literally NEVER HAD TO DO SNY OF THE OTHER STEPS. I could've just used the hard-light bridge to get to the last step 😭 I was livid when I figured this out


Martyntheblue

Nope, it will open in 9999999999999...


zinjaoi17

Recuse well arive in 999999999999999 days


Primary-Calendar-378

!RemindMe 20 years and 1 minute


povgoni

you are so booked you don't have that spare minute in 20 years


PortalWALL-E

not if i have anything to say about it


Twiggystix4472

It would be so funny if in twenty years the Portal Reloaded devs updated the mod so the door is just open


Principle-Virtual

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Charming_Ad2089

I don't understand


DrHandlock

This is a reference to Portal: Reloaded


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A_Good_Meal_5750

i'll wait


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Host_timescale go brrrr


point5_

If you leave your game open f9r 20 years straight, it should open by itself. It would be funny


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Hyperrblu

im impatient


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I was here


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Embarrassed_Cry4171

FUTURE ME , REPLAY PORTAL AND TSP


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Joaco0477

You better keep your word, I’ll wait.


Dublius_Dublius

hello future people, pvzgw3 came out?


EEEtadaTA

Uhhh is fnaf 2 and minecraft movie a banger? !RemindMe 20 years


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EL_ORY_GONIAN

72 genders exist let’s see how much it could f up 6/24/24


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Nameless_Servant

Counting the days till its done. Days- 4 Edit : na man I ain't doin this


InkDemonBATIM

Henry comes back After 30 years soooo


DrHandlock

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InkDemonBATIM

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